Apolgies/Apolgeze
Pauli G
I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
your chatroom and insluting your wimmins as being ugly wores. I
have noting butt respect for the english cultrure, for without it we
would have no english muffins or bono/u2. And as americans, we are
greatful that we can al;ways count on england to serve in your support
role for the the american military, which means alot when we have to
contineualy save europe from europe.
G'DAY mates
cheerio
Pip..
pip
horray.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
5/14/2009 9:37 PM???
...and toodle-ooo.
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I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.
Pauli G
wrote:
here here now my good man, donut taunt the limeys.
MountainFramer
"Zaphod Beeblebrox" <victor...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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U spelled "Bloody well said " wrong.
MountainFramer
Roll Tide.
rich hammett
Aren't most Brits descended from those GI Joes?
rich
> G'DAY mates
> cheerio
> Pip..
> pip
> horray.
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Pauli G
> In rec.sport.football.college Pauli G <rior...@hotmail.com> sanoi, hitaasti kuin hämähäkki:
jesus can you be anymore insulting to our english friends Rich? the
english mainly come from french stock, due to all the euro
intermarriage during the years.
xyzzy
1066 says hi.
Steve Sobol
> Dear Chaps,
> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
crap in misc.transport.road....
--
Steve Sobol, Victorville, California, USA
Microsoft's new marketing slogan for Windows is "Life Without Walls."
But if you have no walls, how can you have windows?
Bod
Bod
Conor
@r13g2000vbr.googlegroups.com>, Pauli G says...
> jesus can you be anymore insulting to our english friends Rich? the
> english mainly come from french stock, due to all the euro
> intermarriage during the years.
And therefore, so do you.
--
Conor
I only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't
looking good either. - Scott Adams
Mr Benn
"Steve Sobol" <sjs...@JustThe.net> wrote in message
news:slrnh0ps0e....@amethyst.justthe.net...
> On 2009-05-15, Pauli G <rio...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Dear Chaps,
>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>
> Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
> crap in misc.transport.road....
No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into US
and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just ballooned from there.
Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the Atlantic in
both directions. It's about time some of us grew up.
Brimstone
Do you want to spoil all the fun?
deem...@aol.com
> "Steve Sobol" <sjso...@JustThe.net> wrote in message
>
> news:slrnh0ps0e....@amethyst.justthe.net...
>
> > On 2009-05-15, Pauli G <rior...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> Dear Chaps,
> >> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>
> > Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
> > crap in misc.transport.road....
>
> No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into US
> and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just ballooned from there.
>
> Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the Atlantic in
> both directions. It's about time some of us grew up.
You have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up.
MaddMax
>> In rec.sport.football.college Pauli G <rio...@hotmail.com> sanoi,
>> hitaasti kuin h�m�h�kki:
>>> Dear Chaps,
>>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming
>>> into your chatroom and insluting your wimmins as being ugly wores.
>>> I have noting butt respect for the english cultrure, for without it
>>> we would have no english muffins or bono/u2. And as americans, we
>>> are greatful that we can al;ways count on england to serve in your
>>> support role for the the american military, which means alot when
>>> we have to contineualy save europe from europe.
>>
>> Aren't most Brits descended from those GI Joes?
>>
MaddMax
MaddMax
Then, what would you do with your spare time? Read a book, ride a bike,
scoot on a scooter, drag your butt on the carpet and make doggie sounds?
MaddMax
Pauli G
no, I am from pure ARYAN stock, unblemished by the french or the
offshoot english and dutch.
Bod
We don't even like the Frogs,let alone breed with them.
Bod
Adrian
were saying:
> no, I am from pure ARYAN stock, unblemished by the french or the
> offshoot english and dutch.
Uh-huh. And you would be able to prove that across how many generations?
Steve Firth
> I am from pure ARYAN stock, unblemished by the french or the offshoot
> english and dutch.
So you're from Northern India or Iran?
Your English is quite good, you're doing a very good impression of the
speech patterns of an uneducated redneck hick. What other languages do
you speak? Urdu, Gujarati, Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi, Sindhi, Bengali?
Bod
Also proof that your ancestors spoke 'Proto Indo'.
Bod
Steve Sobol
> No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into US
> and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just ballooned from there.
Ah, I didn't realize that. I'm sorry you had to deal with him.
Steve Firth
>
> No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into US
> and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just ballooned from there.
In an amusing way. I pointed out that Rogers is such a twit that he
probably thinks uk stands for "University of Kentucky" then a bunch of
backwoodsmen arrived with their hound dawgs, coonskin hats, Deputy Dawg
accents and horizontal teeth to tell us that the University of Kentucky
is a fine institution and no one should insult it by mentioning its
name.
Or something.
deem...@aol.com
Dood, this is a football chatrum....it's Kensucky.
Adrian
like they were saying:
> Dood, this is a football chatrum....it's Kensucky.
Bless.
They're like uk.rec.sheds, but even less funny.
Steve Firth
> Dood, this is a football chatrum....it's Kensucky.
The BBC has just attempted to explain how NFL works. A bunch of teams
none of which may be relegated for poor performance. So they can sit and
rake in money by being rubbish at playing the game.
And you whine about "soccer"?
Adrian
they were saying:
>> Dood, this is a football chatrum....it's Kensucky.
> The BBC has just attempted to explain how NFL works.
It's a bit like rugby for wimps and run by trades unions.
A metric shitload of body-padding to stop anybody hurting themselves, and
regular little sit-downs to stop them getting tired. Oh, and as well as
all those on the field, there's another thirty sat at the side ready to
come in when demarcation says that the ones on the field aren't allowed
to do that bit.
deem...@aol.com
> deemsb...@aol.com <deemsb...@aol.com> wrote:
> > Dood, this is a football chatrum....it's Kensucky.
>
> The BBC has just attempted to explain how NFL works. A bunch of teams
> none of which may be relegated for poor performance. So they can sit and
> rake in money by being rubbish at playing the game.
Kensucky isn't in the NFL.
>
> And you whine about "soccer"?
Have I?
Steve Firth
> > And you whine about "soccer"?
>
> Have I?
You have problems understanding the usage of the word "you"?
Edward M. Kennedy
>>> Dear Chaps,
>>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>>
>> Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
>> crap in misc.transport.road....
>
> No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into US and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just
> ballooned from there.
>
> Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the Atlantic in both directions. It's about time some of us grew up.
Telling people to grow up is so immature.
--Tedward
deem...@aol.com
> deemsb...@aol.com <deemsb...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > And you whine about "soccer"?
>
> > Have I?
>
> You have problems understanding the usage of the word "you"?
When "you" is addressed in a post to me? Not at all.
Pauli G
plus it takes a certain amount of gumption for a second (3rd?) world
power to tell the worlds foremost superpower who we can and cannot
fire insults at.
Frisbee�
Of course you have, and if you insist, he'll make a poast with a link in it
showing where you did. He did that with me when I challenged him on
accusing me of going on about British Teeth. I'm scared of him now. He is
the Net Cop's Net Cop.
unklbob
Well that's a bunch of nonsense. American professional football is
designed around something called parity, where the draft and salary
system seeks to even the playing field across the league. Virtually
every one of the thirty two teams in teh NFL (except, of course,
Detroit) has been within sniffing distance of the championship within
the last ten years.
Oh, and the average NFL collision generates three times the Gs of a
rugby tackle. Lotsa split lips and broken noses in rugby, but guys in
American football who don't protect themselves can end up a
quadraplegic. The average NFL player has a 150% chance of being
injured seriously during their career.
Edward M. Kennedy
> >>> Dear Chaps,
> >>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>
> >> Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
> >> crap in misc.transport.road....
>
> > No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into US and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just
> > ballooned from there.
>
> > Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the Atlantic in both directions. It's about time some of us grew
> > up.
>
> Telling people to grow up is so immature.
>
> --Tedward
<
<plus it takes a certain amount of gumption for a second (3rd?) world
<power to tell the worlds foremost superpower who we can and cannot
<fire insults at.
Remind me who invented the internet again...
--Tedward
Edward M. Kennedy
-----
I think the chances are actually about twice as high
as that.
--Tedward
Adrian
saying:
> Oh, and the average NFL collision generates three times the Gs of a
> rugby tackle. Lotsa split lips and broken noses in rugby, but guys in
> American football who don't protect themselves can end up a
> quadraplegic.
That's solely because they're a bunch of fat bastards (hence the frequent
sit-downs) wearing a ton of padding.
> The average NFL player has a 150% chance of being injured seriously
> during their career.
Mmm.
unklbob
> "unklbob" <mcgrisw...@aol.com> wrote
Depends on how you define "serious". Study I looked at required that
the person be hospitalized, require surgery, and miss eight or more
consecutive games. Tons of players play through injury and wait until
the offseason to get that shoulder rebuilt, that tendon repaired, or
those bone chips removed.
Steve Firth
> The average NFL player has a 150% chance of being
> injured seriously during their career.
Shame it's not death really.
I could remove some of the dullest 'tards on the face of the planet.
Steve Firth
Anthony Summers
In America, the competitors play hard because they want to win, not
necessarily because they're slaves to the dollar (or pound in the UK).
--
A. Summers || summerstorm0007-->at<--yahoo.com
Anthony Summers
> It's a bit like rugby for wimps and run by trades unions.
The funny thing about a comment like this is trying to figure out
whether the person who typed it is truly so unimaginably obtuse as to
actually believe it, or whether he's just taking the piss.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
For your edification, the correct word is "Yinz" - just so you know.
--
I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis.
I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.
deem...@aol.com
> deemsb...@aol.com <deemsb...@aol.com> wrote:
> > On May 15, 12:13 pm, %ste...@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) wrote:
> > > deemsb...@aol.com <deemsb...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > > > And you whine about "soccer"?
>
> > > > Have I?
>
> > > You have problems understanding the usage of the word "you"?
>
> > When "you" is addressed in a post to me? Not at all.
>
> Hang on... "y'all". Happier now?
I'm thrilled.
Unclaimed Mysteries
Yeah that doesn't make any sense, since they're all giving only 110%
effort. GOOD CATCH.
-cls
--
It Came From Corry Lee Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Unclaimed Mysteries
Get a life.
Unclaimed Mysteries
At least you put the apostrophe in the right place. Check that, at least
you put in an apostrophe.
Brimstone
> Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
>> Mr Benn" <%%%@%.%%> wrote
>>
>>>>> Dear Chaps,
>>>>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming
>>>>> into
>>>> Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting
>>>> offtopic crap in misc.transport.road....
>>> No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap
>>> into US and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just
>>> ballooned from there. Since then, we have spent all our time firing
>>> insults across the
>>> Atlantic in both directions. It's about time some of us grew up.
>>
>> Telling people to grow up is so immature.
>>
>
> Get a life.
>
Bod
Bod
Pauli G
> "Pauli G" <rior...@hotmail.com> wrote
not to rub it in the face of the euro crowd, but virtually every
useful invention was made by americans.
Bod
You are jesting aren't you?
Bod
Brimstone
Except America.
Oh sorry, you said "useful". My apologies.
Unclaimed Mysteries
ANOTHER American invention! You're welcome!
Bod
A
Anemometer - Robert Hooke
A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I-K/L/M/N/O/P-Q/R/S/T/U-V/W-Z/top
B
Disc Brakes - Frederick William Lanchester
C
Tin Can - Peter Durand
Cat Eyes - Percy Shaw
Portland Cement - Joseph Aspdin Cordite - Sir James Dewar, Sir
Frederick Abel
Corkscrews - H.S. Heeley
Crossword Puzzles - Arthur Wynne
D
Depth Charges Diving Equipment/Scuba Gear - John Smeaton, William
James, Henry Fleuss
A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I-K/L/M/N/O/P-Q/R/S/T/U-V/W-Z/top
E
EKG (Underlying Principles) - Various
Electric Motor - Michael Faraday Electromagnet - William Sturgeon
F
Fax Machine - Alexander Bain
G
Gas Mask -John Tyndall and others
A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I-K/L/M/N/O/P-Q/R/S/T/U-V/W-Z/top
H
Dew-point Hygrometer - John Frederic Daniell Holography - Dennis G�bor
I-K
Internal Combustion Engine - Samuel Brown
Jet Engines - Sir Frank Whittle Kelvin Scale - Lord William Thomson Kelvin
A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I-K/L/M/N/O/P-Q/R/S/T/U-V/W-Z/top
L
Metal Lathe - Henry Maudslay invented the first in 1797.
Lawn Mower - Edwin Beard Budding
Lightbulbs - Humphry Davy, Sir Joseph Wilson Swan, James Bowman
Lindsay Locomotive - Richard Trevithick
Power Loom - Edmund Cartwright
M
Little Nipper Mousetrap - James Henry Atkinson
A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I-K/L/M/N/O/P-Q/R/S/T/U-V/W-Z/top
N
O
P-Q
Penicillin - Alexander Fleming
Penny Farthing - James Starley
Periodic Table - John Newlands Periscope - Sir Howard Grubb
Polyester - John Rex Whinfield and James Tennant Dickson
Puckle Gun - John Puckle
A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I-K/L/M/N/O/P-Q/R/S/T/U-V/W-Z/top
R
Radar Locating of Aircraft - Sir Robert Alexander Watson-Watt
Radio (Underlying Principles) - James Clerk Maxwell Rubber Bands -
Stephen Perry
Rubber Masticator - Thomas Hancock
S
Seed Drill - Jethro Tull
Seismometer - James Forbes
Seismograph - John Milne, Sir James Alfred Ewing, Thomas Gray
Sewing Machines - Thomas Saint
Shrapnel - Henry Shrapnel
Steam Engine - Thomas Savery, Thomas Newcomen, James Watt Steel
Production - Sir Henry Bessemer
Submarine - William Bourne,
Spinning Jenny - James Hargreaves
Spinning Frame - Richard Arkwright
Spinning Mule - Samuel Crompton
T
Television - John Logie Baird
Thermos - Sir James Dewar Toilet Paper - British Perforated Paper Company
Torpedo - Robert Whitehead 1866
A/B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I-K/L/M/N/O/P-Q/R/S/T/U-V/W-Z/top
U-V
Umbrella (steel-ribbed) - Samuel Fox
Universal Joint - Robert Hooke (also Iris Diaphragm, Balance Spring)
Vacuum Cleaner - Hubert Cecil Booth
Viagra - Peter Dunn, Albert Wood, Dr Nicholas Terrett
W-Z
Wacky Inventions - Arthur Paul Pedrick
Waterproof Fabric - Charles Macintosh
Bod
Brimstone
ROFL
What a dumb cunt.
Steve Sobol
> Well that's a bunch of nonsense. American professional football is
> designed around something called parity, where the draft and salary
> system seeks to even the playing field across the league. Virtually
> every one of the thirty two teams in teh NFL (except, of course,
> Detroit) has been within sniffing distance of the championship within
> the last ten years.
Detroit and Cleveland. I gave up on the Browns almost 25 years ago.
--
Steve Sobol, Victorville, California, USA
Microsoft's new marketing slogan for Windows is "Life Without Walls."
But if you have no walls, how can you have windows?
deem...@aol.com
> On 2009-05-15, unklbob <mcgrisw...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > Well that's a bunch of nonsense. American professional football is
> > designed around something called parity, where the draft and salary
> > system seeks to even the playing field across the league. Virtually
> > every one of the thirty two teams in teh NFL (except, of course,
> > Detroit) has been within sniffing distance of the championship within
> > the last ten years.
>
> Detroit and Cleveland. I gave up on the Browns almost 25 years ago.
>
> --
> Steve Sobol, Victorville, California, USA
The Browns are in Baltimore....they won one.
Edward M. Kennedy
>>>>> Dear Chaps,
>>>>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>>>> Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
>>>> crap in misc.transport.road....
>>> No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into US and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just
>>> ballooned from there.
>>>
>>> Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the Atlantic in both directions. It's about time some of us grew
>>> up.
>>
>> Telling people to grow up is so immature.
>>
>
> Get a life.
Don't men don't post to the usenet.
--Tedward
Edward M. Kennedy
>>>>>>> Dear Chaps,
>>>>>>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>>>>>> Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
>>>>>> crap in misc.transport.road....
>>>>> No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into US and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just
>>>>> ballooned from there.
>>>>> Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the Atlantic in both directions. It's about time some of us grew
>>>>> up.
>>>> Telling people to grow up is so immature.
>>>> --Tedward
>>> <
>>> <plus it takes a certain amount of gumption for a second (3rd?) world
>>> <power to tell the worlds foremost superpower who we can and cannot
>>> <fire insults at.
>>>
>>> Remind me who invented the internet again...
>>>
>>> --Tedward
>>
>> not to rub it in the face of the euro crowd, but virtually every
>> useful invention was made by americans.
>
> You are jesting aren't you?
BNITWYT
--Tedward
Edward M. Kennedy
>>>>>>>>> Dear Chaps,
>>>>>>>>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen
>>>>>>>>> coming into
>>>>>>>> Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting
>>>>>>>> offtopic crap in misc.transport.road....
>>>>>>> No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology"
>>>>>>> crap into US and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just
>>>>>>> ballooned from there.
>>>>>>> Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the
>>>>>>> Atlantic in both directions. It's about time some of us grew
>>>>>>> up.
>>>>>> Telling people to grow up is so immature.
>>>>>> --Tedward
>>>>> <
>>>>> <plus it takes a certain amount of gumption for a second (3rd?)
>>>>> world <power to tell the worlds foremost superpower who we can and
>>>>> cannot <fire insults at.
>>>>>
>>>>> Remind me who invented the internet again...
>>>>>
>>>>> --Tedward
>>>>
>>>> not to rub it in the face of the euro crowd, but virtually every
>>>> useful invention was made by americans.
>>>
>>> You are jesting aren't you?
>>>
>>
>> ANOTHER American invention! You're welcome!
>>
> You think the word "jesting" is American?
>
> ROFL
What's that one mean? Reeled On Fishing Line?!
[snip]
I see you don't care about the children either.
--Tedward
Unclaimed Mysteries
It's in an American dictionary. You're welcome again!
Bod
OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY (please note the origin of the word):
JEST
The Oxford Pocket Dictionary of Current English | 2009 | � The Oxford
Pocket Dictionary of Current English 2009, originally published by
Oxford University Press 2009. (Hide copyright information) Copyright
jest / jest/ � n. a thing said or done for amusement; a joke: there are
jests about administrative gaffes | it was said in jest. archaic an
object of derision: lowly virtue is the jest of fools. � v. [intr.]
speak or act in a joking manner: you jest, surely? | [with direct
speech] �I don't know about maturing,� jests William. ORIGIN: late
Middle English:
Bod
Pauli G
>
> - Show quoted text -
yes, but these inventions were made back when the uk was semi-
relevant. In the post-relevance era I'm not sensing a lot of
inventiveness. I mean, you can't call exports of benny hill and
english muffins an "invention" per say.
Edward M. Kennedy
> The Oxford Pocket Dictionary of Current English | 2009 | � The Oxford Pocket Dictionary of Current English 2009, originally
> published by Oxford University Press 2009. (Hide copyright information) Copyright
>
> jest / jest/ � n. a thing said or done for amusement; a joke: there are jests about administrative gaffes | it was said in jest.
> archaic an object of derision: lowly virtue is the jest of fools. � v. [intr.] speak or act in a joking manner: you jest, surely?
> | [with direct speech] �I don't know about maturing,� jests William. ORIGIN: late Middle English:
That's not the meaning of "jest" we were referring to --
CONSIDER YOURSELF PAWNED!
--Tedward
Bod
Here's one (off the top of my head):
Viagra - Peter Dunn, Albert Wood, Dr Nicholas Terrett
Bod
Bod
>>
>> archaic an object of derision: lowly virtue is the jest of fools. � v. [intr.] speak or act in a joking manner: you jest, surely?
>> | [with direct speech] �I don't know about maturing,� jests William. ORIGIN: late Middle English:
>
> That's not the meaning of "jest" we were referring to --
> CONSIDER YOURSELF PAWNED!
>
> --Tedward
>
>
Bod
Steve Sobol
>> --
>> Steve Sobol, Victorville, California, USA
>
> The Browns are in Baltimore....they won one.
Heh, touche. Yes. The original Browns moved out to Baltimore. They aren't
the Browns anymore. The RAVENS won the Superbowl.
Modell wanted out of Cleveland. If he hadn't wanted out of Cleveland, he
would have made more of an investment in the team and they would have won
a Superbowl here.
--
Steve Sobol, Victorville, California, USA
Microsoft's new marketing slogan for Windows is "Life Without Walls."
Pauli G
yes, but does that speak more to uk manhood or to the attractivness of
uk women?
Professor
> Pocket Dictionary of Current English 2009, originally published by
> Oxford University Press 2009. (Hide copyright information) Copyright
>
> jests about administrative gaffes | it was said in jest. archaic an
> speak or act in a joking manner: you jest, surely? | [with direct
> Middle English:
>
> Bod
You realize its illegal to post this without prior written permission
from some inbred snaggletooth secretary somewhere don't you?
Steve Firth
> You realize its illegal to post this without prior written permission from
> some inbred snaggletooth secretary
They have secretaries in Buttfuck Tennessee?
Steve Firth
> yes, but these inventions were made back when the uk was semi-
> relevant. In the post-relevance era I'm not sensing a lot of
> inventiveness.
That's because you're an arse.
> I mean, you can't call exports of benny hill and
Jings, you're not watching that crap are you?
> english muffins an "invention" per say.
"English" muffins are an American invention. They look and taste nothing
like muffins.
More recent British inventions and discoveries?
Liquid Crystal Displays
Proton pump inhibitors (Cimetidine)
DNA fingerprinting
Biotechnology
Viagra
Plastics (including polythene, acrylic, PET)
Carbon fibre and carbon fibre composites
Optical fibre
Flat panel loudspeakers
Beta blockers
Caesium Clock
Hip arthroplasty (articial hips)
Alkyd resins
Tamoxifen
Halothane anaethetics
Quorn
Spinning Disc Reactors
Passive millimetric scanners
Those are just a few of the ones that come to mind.
Frisbee�
>>> Oxford Pocket Dictionary of Current English 2009, originally
>>> published by Oxford University Press 2009. (Hide copyright
>>> are jests about administrative gaffes | it was said in jest.
>>> v. [intr.] speak or act in a joking manner: you jest, surely?
>>>> ORIGIN: late Middle English:
>>
>> That's not the meaning of "jest" we were referring to --
>> CONSIDER YOURSELF PAWNED!
>>
>> --Tedward
>>
>>
> It was the meaning I intended.
>
> Bod
That's jest rong.
Pauli G
if the so-called english are inventing all these moderately important
items, then I congratulate them, and wonder how come a nation that can
solve important problems like flacid genitalia and food issues like
quorn really is considered relatively lackluster by approx. 90% of
the rest of the world, including Bulgaria?
Steve Firth
> if the so-called english are inventing all these moderately important
> items, then I congratulate them, and wonder how come a nation that can
> solve important problems like flacid genitalia and food issues like
> quorn really is considered relatively lackluster by approx. 90% of
> the rest of the world, including Bulgaria?
You might want to get your carer to adjust your headstick before you try
any more typing.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
OK - I missed the original post, so this is responding to Firth and not
to you Pauli.
But Holy Jeebus Hipsofat Christ - you really are one hypocritical SOB
aren't you?
"Those are just a few that come to mind?"
Yeah, sure - I'll bet you can name the inventors of "Halothane
anaethetics" (sic) and "Spinning Disc Reactors" and "Quorn" right off
the top of your head.
And BTW, in the rush you squeezed in "Biotechnology" -
mmmmmwahahahahaha! So - some Brit "invented" biotechnology. You're
just hilarious, dude.
>
> if the so-called english are inventing all these moderately important
> items, then I congratulate them, and wonder how come a nation that can
> solve important problems like flacid genitalia and food issues like
> quorn really is considered relatively lackluster by approx. 90% of
> the rest of the world, including Bulgaria?
--
I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis.
I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.
Sendek Q. Sendek
>Pauli G <rio...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I am from pure ARYAN stock, unblemished by the french or the offshoot
>> english and dutch.
>
>So you're from Northern India or Iran?
>
>Your English is quite good, you're doing a very good impression of the
>speech patterns of an uneducated redneck hick. What other languages do
>you speak? Urdu, Gujarati, Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi, Sindhi, Bengali?
Wasn't Punjabi a cartoon character in Johnny Quest or something like
that?
Sendek Q. Sendek
<theletter_k_and...@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:
>Adrian wrote:
>> unklbob <mcgri...@aol.com> gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
>> saying:
>>
>>> Oh, and the average NFL collision generates three times the Gs of a
>>> rugby tackle. Lotsa split lips and broken noses in rugby, but guys in
>>> American football who don't protect themselves can end up a
>>> quadraplegic.
>>
>> That's solely because they're a bunch of fat bastards (hence the frequent
>> sit-downs) wearing a ton of padding.
>>
>>> The average NFL player has a 150% chance of being injured seriously
>>> during their career.
>>
>> Mmm.
>
>Yeah that doesn't make any sense, since they're all giving only 110%
>effort. GOOD CATCH.
Dambit you have to be quick in this hear chatroom.
Sendek Q. Sendek
>The Oxford Pocket Dictionary of Current English | 2009 | � The Oxford
>Pocket Dictionary of Current English 2009, originally published by
>Oxford University Press 2009. (Hide copyright information) Copyright
>
>jest / jest/ � n. a thing said or done for amusement; a joke: there are
>jests about administrative gaffes | it was said in jest. archaic an
>object of derision: lowly virtue is the jest of fools. � v. [intr.]
>speak or act in a joking manner: you jest, surely? | [with direct
>speech] �I don't know about maturing,� jests William. ORIGIN: late
>Middle English:
Hah. Any idot can fake a web page.
Sendek Q. Sendek
Sendek Q. Sendek
>
>"Steve Sobol" <sjs...@JustThe.net> wrote in message
>news:slrnh0ps0e....@amethyst.justthe.net...
>> On 2009-05-15, Pauli G <rio...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Dear Chaps,
>>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>>
>> Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
>> crap in misc.transport.road....
>
>No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into US
>and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just ballooned from there.
>
>Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the Atlantic in
>both directions. It's about time some of us grew up.
>
Bullcrap. I'd rather throw up than grow up.
Scott M. Kozel
>
> "Mr Benn" <%%%@%.%%> wrote:
>> "Steve Sobol" <sjs...@JustThe.net> wrote in message
>>>
>>>> Dear Chaps,
>>>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>>> Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
>>> crap in misc.transport.road....
>> No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into US
>> and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just ballooned from there.
>>
>> Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the Atlantic in
>> both directions. It's about time some of us grew up.
>
> Bullcrap. I'd rather throw up than grow up.
Let it blow ... don't hold anything back.
MountainFramer
"Bod" <bodr...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
news:4a0d18dd$1...@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
> MountainFramer wrote:
>> "Zaphod Beeblebrox" <victor...@verizon.net> wrote in message
>> news:ZK3Pl.1138$wR5...@nwrddc02.gnilink.net...
>>> Disculpa Senora Pauli G, pero did you really mime the following on
>>> 5/14/2009 9:37 PM???
>>>> Dear Chaps,
>>>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>>>> have noting butt respect for the english cultrure, for without it we
>>>> would have no english muffins or bono/u2. And as americans, we are
>>>> greatful that we can al;ways count on england to serve in your support
>>>> role for the the american military, which means alot when we have to
>>>> contineualy save europe from europe.
>>>>
>>>> G'DAY mates
>>>> cheerio
>>>> Pip..
>>>> pip
>>>> horray.
>>> ...and toodle-ooo.
>>>
>>> --
>>> I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis.
>>> I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> MountainFramer
>> Roll Tide.
>>
>>
> You've been eating too much 'spelt'.
>
> Bod
U silly European Kanook!
U SAID "SPELT" ON USENET!!!
Waht an dumnazz!
MountainFramer
Roll Tide.
MountainFramer
<deem...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:fb9d0f4c-5e02-42c3...@m24g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
On May 15, 5:20 am, "Mr Benn" <%%%@%.%%> wrote:
> "Steve Sobol" <sjso...@JustThe.net> wrote in message
>
> news:slrnh0ps0e....@amethyst.justthe.net...
>
> > On 2009-05-15, Pauli G <rior...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> Dear Chaps,
> >> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>
> > crap in misc.transport.road....
>
> No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into
> US
> and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just ballooned from there.
>
> Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the Atlantic
> in
> both directions. It's about time some of us grew up.
You have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up.
Spoken like a true KIFFIN-NITE!!
MountainFramer
Roll Tide.
--
"Prohibition...goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to
control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that
are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon
which our government was founded."
Abraham Lincoln,
December 1840
architecton faber tignarius
MountainFramer
"Pauli G" <rio...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:d6d12517-6e5d-41b0...@e23g2000vbe.googlegroups.com...
>
> > >>> Dear Chaps,
> > >>> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming
> > >>> into
>
> > >> Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
> > >> crap in misc.transport.road....
>
> > > No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap
> > > into US and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just
> > > ballooned from there.
>
> > > Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the
> > > Atlantic in both directions. It's about time some of us grew
> > > up.
>
>
> > --Tedward
>
> <
> <plus it takes a certain amount of gumption for a second (3rd?) world
> <power to tell the worlds foremost superpower who we can and cannot
> <fire insults at.
>
> Remind me who invented the internet again...
>
> --Tedward
not to rub it in the face of the euro crowd, but virtually every
useful invention was made by americans.
Hey didnt the euro-kanooks create some type of plague a while back?Bubonic
or black summin or other?
They got that going for them.
MountainFramer
Roll Tide.
--
"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone
beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves."
Ronald Reagan
architecton faber tignarius
Steve Firth
> OK - I missed the original post, so this is responding to Firth and not
> to you Pauli.
>
> But Holy Jeebus Hipsofat Christ - you really are one hypocritical SOB
> aren't you?
If you're going to use words like "hypocritical" you would be well
advised to learn what they mean. Otherwise when you use them,
incorrectly, you end up looking like an uneducated loser.
> "Those are just a few that come to mind?"
Yes, do you carry around encyclopedic lists of inventions in you head.
> Yeah, sure - I'll bet you can name the inventors of "Halothane
Someone at ICI, or rather a team at ICI, I don't think it was an
individual.
> anaethetics" (sic)
Gosh, I made a typo. I make lots of them BTW, I'm not the world's best
typist as I think I've pointed out before. However I didn't manage to
type "E A S T" when I meant to type "W E S T" so it's obviously not the
sort of "typo" that Americans make.
> and "Spinning Disc Reactors"
Colin Ramshaw, ICI.
> and "Quorn" right off
That was the Rank Hovis MacDougal company.
> the top of your head.
Indeed I can. Because I've worked in science and technology for decades
and I've worked for many of the companies involved in discovering,
inventing and producing those inventions.
> And BTW, in the rush you squeezed in "Biotechnology" - mmmmmwahahahahaha!
> So - some Brit "invented" biotechnology.
Indeed we did. Invented it and dominate the field to this day.
Alexander Todd of the University of Manchester was the pioneer of
oligonucleotide synthesis. And it was the Cavendish Laboratory that set
the whole field of biotechnology into motion.
Never mind, in ten years time Hollywood will make a movie showing how it
was all done by Americans and then you'll be able to relax.
> You're just hilarious, dude.
And yet your frantic diatribe shows more desperation than mirth. You
seppos really don't like having your little bubble burst, do you?
BTW, it's "dewd" according to your countryman "Kyle <pointless initial>
Jones". It is possibly the most moronic word to append to a sentence in
any language. Still, I'm glad you did. It shows that you're one of those
flat-vowelled teenagers with a mullet who hang around "morls", hence
your opinion is worthless.
Brimstone
English one.
Brimstone
>> are jests about administrative gaffes | it was said in jest.
>> v. [intr.] speak or act in a joking manner: you jest, surely? |
>> [with direct speech] "I don't know about maturing," jests William.
>> ORIGIN: late Middle English:
>
>
> Hah. Any idot can fake a web page.
Anyone can fake being stupid, you don't have to.
deem...@aol.com
<mountainfra...@mountainhigh.inc> wrote:
> <deemsb...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> news:fb9d0f4c-5e02-42c3...@m24g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
> On May 15, 5:20 am, "Mr Benn" <%%%@%.%%> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Steve Sobol" <sjso...@JustThe.net> wrote in message
>
> >news:slrnh0ps0e....@amethyst.justthe.net...
>
> > > On 2009-05-15, Pauli G <rior...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > >> Dear Chaps,
> > >> I want to apologize for my fucktarded american countrymen coming into
>
> > > Uh? From here, it looks like a bunch of them started posting offtopic
> > > crap in misc.transport.road....
>
> > No, it was all started by Carl Rogers spouting his "viatology" crap into
> > US
> > and UK groups. He's the only one to blame. It just ballooned from there.
>
> > Since then, we have spent all our time firing insults across the Atlantic
> > in
> > both directions. It's about time some of us grew up.
>
> You have to grow old, but you don't have to grow up.
>
> Spoken like a true KIFFIN-NITE!!
>
> MountainFramer
> Roll Tide.
Well, I can't claim Saban.....