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Scott Hendryx
Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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How to be a good Democrat
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General
Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in
jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
--
Scott H----
Beer, Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start
wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General
Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in
jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
--
Scott H----
Beer, Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
Jeffrey Davis
Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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Scott Hendryx wrote:
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> 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
> Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
>
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> 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
> Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
Hey to Hayley Barbour.
--
Jeffrey Davis <da...@ca.uky.edu>
Thank you, Madam, the agony is somewhat abated.
Scott Wilson
Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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Jeffrey Davis <da...@ca.uky.edu> wrote in message
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> Scott Hendryx wrote:
> >
> >
> > 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
> > Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
>
20 items on the list and that's the best you can do?????
--
Scott
"Giving money and power to the government is like giving car keys and whisky
to teenage boys."
-P.J. O'Rourke-
Jeffrey Davis
Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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Scott Wilson wrote:
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> Jeffrey Davis <da...@ca.uky.edu> wrote in message
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> > Scott Hendryx wrote:
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> Jeffrey Davis <da...@ca.uky.edu> wrote in message
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> > Scott Hendryx wrote:
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> > >
> > > 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
> > > Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
> >
> > > Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
> >
> > Hey to Hayley Barbour.
>
> 20 items on the list and that's the best you can do?????
>
> 20 items on the list and that's the best you can do?????
It wasn't the best, just the most obvious.
Scott Hendryx
Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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"Scott Wilson" <wcg...@talstar.com> wrote in message
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: Jeffrey Davis <da...@ca.uky.edu> wrote in message
: news:39536C...@ca.uky.edu...
: > Scott Hendryx wrote:
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: > > 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
: > > Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
: > Hey to Hayley Barbour.
:
: 20 items on the list and that's the best you can do?????
I could more, but I figure my killfile ratio is high enough already.
Scott Wilson
Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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> It wasn't the best, just the most obvious.
we're still waiting....
Super Phreak
Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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Labelist nonsense.
--
Idiots, who often need euthanasia, of course never recover.
- Walter C. Alvarez, M.D.
American Family Physician, p. 1262
March 1, 2000
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Before you buy.
Jeffrey Davis
Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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Scott Wilson wrote:
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> Jeffrey Davis <da...@ca.uky.edu> wrote in message
> news:395388...@ca.uky.edu...
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> > It wasn't the best, just the most obvious.
>
> we're still waiting....
>
> Jeffrey Davis <da...@ca.uky.edu> wrote in message
> news:395388...@ca.uky.edu...
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> > It wasn't the best, just the most obvious.
>
> we're still waiting....
If you don't mind my asking, for what?
Scott Wilson
Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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> If you don't mind my asking, for what?
for something other than the obvious, from a good dimocrat such as your own
self.
Jeffrey Davis
Jun 23, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/23/00
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Scott Wilson wrote:
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> Jeffrey Davis <da...@ca.uky.edu> wrote in message
> news:3953AB...@ca.uky.edu...
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> > If you don't mind my asking, for what?
>
> for something other than the obvious, from a good dimocrat such as your own
> self.
>
> Jeffrey Davis <da...@ca.uky.edu> wrote in message
> news:3953AB...@ca.uky.edu...
>
> > If you don't mind my asking, for what?
>
> for something other than the obvious, from a good dimocrat such as your own
> self.
You use a word like "dimocrat" and you want something other than the
obvious?
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