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J. Hugh Sullivan
May 20, 2013, 2:20:56 PM5/20/13
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"A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report
that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado
ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he
ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle"
guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try
to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe
Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards
were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards
and their families be given six months of retraining! '
Posted by Hugh
that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado
ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he
ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle"
guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try
to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe
Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards
were fired, they be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards
and their families be given six months of retraining! '
Posted by Hugh
Futbol Phan
May 20, 2013, 3:45:08 PM5/20/13
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hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
CheeseHusker dos
May 20, 2013, 4:24:41 PM5/20/13
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J. Hugh Sullivan
May 20, 2013, 6:10:58 PM5/20/13
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On Mon, 20 May 2013 12:45:08 -0700 (PDT), Futbol Phan
<sgz...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Oh Hugh, you have outdone yourself this time. This is absolutely
>hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
I suspect one difference between us is that I would have found it
<sgz...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Oh Hugh, you have outdone yourself this time. This is absolutely
>hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
equally funny if it had been Reagan or Bush or Quayle. Or, me if I
hadn't crossed cattle guards a slew of times going hunting or fishing.
Before she was my wife she told me she had been chinquapin (sp?)
hunting and I asked how many they killed. 65 years later I still get
hit with that.
Hugh
Jim G.
May 21, 2013, 3:12:11 PM5/21/13
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Futbol Phan sent the following on 5/20/2013 2:45 PM:
Heh. I'm guessing that Hugh laughs out loud every day when he reads
cutting-edge comics like Beetle Bailey, too.
--
Jim G. | It's baseball season, so life is good.
"One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than 50 preaching it."
-- Knute Rockne
cutting-edge comics like Beetle Bailey, too.
--
Jim G. | It's baseball season, so life is good.
"One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than 50 preaching it."
-- Knute Rockne
J. Hugh Sullivan
May 21, 2013, 4:00:15 PM5/21/13
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On Tue, 21 May 2013 14:12:11 -0500, "Jim G."
<jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>> Oh Hugh, you have outdone yourself this time. This is absolutely
>> hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
>
>Heh. I'm guessing that Hugh laughs out loud every day when he reads
>cutting-edge comics like Beetle Bailey, too.
Not every day. I actually get more laughs here - please don't leave.
<jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>> Oh Hugh, you have outdone yourself this time. This is absolutely
>> hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
>
>Heh. I'm guessing that Hugh laughs out loud every day when he reads
>cutting-edge comics like Beetle Bailey, too.
Hugh
Jim G.
May 21, 2013, 6:57:37 PM5/21/13
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J. Hugh Sullivan sent the following on 5/21/2013 3:00 PM:
Q.E.D. moment.
> On Tue, 21 May 2013 14:12:11 -0500, "Jim G."
> <jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>>> Oh Hugh, you have outdone yourself this time. This is absolutely
>>> hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
>>
>> Heh. I'm guessing that Hugh laughs out loud every day when he reads
>> cutting-edge comics like Beetle Bailey, too.
>
> Not every day.
Which suggests that some days you do. Which provides us with yet another
> <jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>>> Oh Hugh, you have outdone yourself this time. This is absolutely
>>> hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
>>
>> Heh. I'm guessing that Hugh laughs out loud every day when he reads
>> cutting-edge comics like Beetle Bailey, too.
>
> Not every day.
Q.E.D. moment.
J. Hugh Sullivan
May 21, 2013, 7:51:40 PM5/21/13
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On Tue, 21 May 2013 17:57:37 -0500, "Jim G."
will explain the strip to you. You might require less help to
understand than some.
Hugh
<jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>J. Hugh Sullivan sent the following on 5/21/2013 3:00 PM:
>> On Tue, 21 May 2013 14:12:11 -0500, "Jim G."
>> <jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>> Oh Hugh, you have outdone yourself this time. This is absolutely
>>>> hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
>>>
>>> Heh. I'm guessing that Hugh laughs out loud every day when he reads
>>> cutting-edge comics like Beetle Bailey, too.
>>
>> Not every day.
>
>Which suggests that some days you do. Which provides us with yet another
>Q.E.D. moment.
I do read it daily. If I am ever in your neck of the woods again I
>J. Hugh Sullivan sent the following on 5/21/2013 3:00 PM:
>> On Tue, 21 May 2013 14:12:11 -0500, "Jim G."
>> <jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>> Oh Hugh, you have outdone yourself this time. This is absolutely
>>>> hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
>>>
>>> Heh. I'm guessing that Hugh laughs out loud every day when he reads
>>> cutting-edge comics like Beetle Bailey, too.
>>
>> Not every day.
>
>Which suggests that some days you do. Which provides us with yet another
>Q.E.D. moment.
will explain the strip to you. You might require less help to
understand than some.
Hugh
Jim G.
May 22, 2013, 1:23:51 PM5/22/13
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J. Hugh Sullivan sent the following on 5/21/2013 6:51 PM:
> On Tue, 21 May 2013 17:57:37 -0500, "Jim G."
> <jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>> J. Hugh Sullivan sent the following on 5/21/2013 3:00 PM:
>>> On Tue, 21 May 2013 14:12:11 -0500, "Jim G."
>>> <jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Oh Hugh, you have outdone yourself this time. This is absolutely
>>>>> hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
>>>>
>>>> Heh. I'm guessing that Hugh laughs out loud every day when he reads
>>>> cutting-edge comics like Beetle Bailey, too.
>>>
>>> Not every day.
>>
>> Which suggests that some days you do. Which provides us with yet another
>> Q.E.D. moment.
>
> I do read it daily.
And that says it all. Goodnight, Gracie.
> <jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>> J. Hugh Sullivan sent the following on 5/21/2013 3:00 PM:
>>> On Tue, 21 May 2013 14:12:11 -0500, "Jim G."
>>> <jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Oh Hugh, you have outdone yourself this time. This is absolutely
>>>>> hilarious! What a tool Obie is! And that Biden-- whoo baby!
>>>>
>>>> Heh. I'm guessing that Hugh laughs out loud every day when he reads
>>>> cutting-edge comics like Beetle Bailey, too.
>>>
>>> Not every day.
>>
>> Which suggests that some days you do. Which provides us with yet another
>> Q.E.D. moment.
>
> I do read it daily.
J. Hugh Sullivan
May 22, 2013, 2:55:06 PM5/22/13
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On Wed, 22 May 2013 12:23:51 -0500, "Jim G."
<jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>And that says it all. Goodnight, Gracie.
TaTa, Mortimer. Oops, I almost called you Zero.
<jimg...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>And that says it all. Goodnight, Gracie.
Hugh
Mr. N.A.Cho
May 22, 2013, 3:17:15 PM5/22/13
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On May 22, 2:55 pm, Ea...@bellsouth.net (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
> On Wed, 22 May 2013 12:23:51 -0500, "Jim G."
>
> On Wed, 22 May 2013 12:23:51 -0500, "Jim G."
>
> <jimgy...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
> >And that says it all. Goodnight, Gracie.
>
> TaTa, Mortimer. Oops, I almost called you Zero.
>
> Hugh
Wonder if "Zero" was fornicating with Japanese prostitutes (probably
> >And that says it all. Goodnight, Gracie.
>
> TaTa, Mortimer. Oops, I almost called you Zero.
>
> Hugh
working to feed thier children) in war-torn Tokyo after the fighting
was done? Probably not. I guess that makes you "Less Than Zero"
Mr. Hugh Hugh.
Mr. Cho
J. Hugh Sullivan
May 22, 2013, 4:52:42 PM5/22/13
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On Wed, 22 May 2013 12:17:15 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
<ThisSpac...@mail.com> wrote:
>On May 22, 2:55=A0pm, Ea...@bellsouth.net (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
>> On Wed, 22 May 2013 12:23:51 -0500, "Jim G."
>>
>> <jimgy...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>> >And that says it all. Goodnight, Gracie.
>>
>> TaTa, Mortimer. Oops, I almost called you Zero.
>>
>> Hugh
>
>Wonder if "Zero" was fornicating with Japanese prostitutes (probably
>working to feed thier children)
Weren't the thousands of military there just being good Samaritans to
help them feed their children? The children couldn't eat the
cigarettes we were allowed to carrry ashore.
>in war-torn Tokyo after the fighting
>was done? Probably not. I guess that makes you "Less Than Zero"
>Mr. Hugh Hugh.
>
>Mr. Cho
How sad. The dreaded Obsession with Hugh Syndrome that afflicted the
little Jap boy, but seemed to be in remission for a few days, has
relapsed.
Hugh
<ThisSpac...@mail.com> wrote:
>On May 22, 2:55=A0pm, Ea...@bellsouth.net (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
>> On Wed, 22 May 2013 12:23:51 -0500, "Jim G."
>>
>> <jimgy...@geemail.com.invalid> wrote:
>> >And that says it all. Goodnight, Gracie.
>>
>> TaTa, Mortimer. Oops, I almost called you Zero.
>>
>> Hugh
>
>Wonder if "Zero" was fornicating with Japanese prostitutes (probably
>working to feed thier children)
help them feed their children? The children couldn't eat the
cigarettes we were allowed to carrry ashore.
>in war-torn Tokyo after the fighting
>was done? Probably not. I guess that makes you "Less Than Zero"
>Mr. Hugh Hugh.
>
>Mr. Cho
little Jap boy, but seemed to be in remission for a few days, has
relapsed.
Hugh
Mr. N.A.Cho
May 23, 2013, 2:36:41 PM5/23/13
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On May 22, 4:52 pm, Ea...@bellsouth.net (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
> On Wed, 22 May 2013 12:17:15 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
>
> On Wed, 22 May 2013 12:17:15 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
>
American, with the American forever first. By the way, don't
flatter yourself.
Mr. Cho
J. Hugh Sullivan
May 23, 2013, 3:40:47 PM5/23/13
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On Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:41 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
<ThisSpac...@mail.com> wrote:
>> How sad. The dreaded Obsession with Hugh Syndrome that afflicted the
>> little Jap boy, but seemed to be in remission for a few days, has
>> relapsed.
>>
>> Hugh
>
>Once again, I am not a "Jap" as you say. If anything, I am a Japanese-
>American, with the American forever first. By the way, don't
>flatter yourself.
>
>Mr. Cho
The little Jap boy follows me around like a sick puppy.
<ThisSpac...@mail.com> wrote:
>> How sad. The dreaded Obsession with Hugh Syndrome that afflicted the
>> little Jap boy, but seemed to be in remission for a few days, has
>> relapsed.
>>
>> Hugh
>
>Once again, I am not a "Jap" as you say. If anything, I am a Japanese-
>American, with the American forever first. By the way, don't
>flatter yourself.
>
>Mr. Cho
If you don't want everyone to think you are obsessed with me quit
trotting up to sniff my butt almost every time I post.
Hugh
Mr. N.A.Cho
May 23, 2013, 3:48:33 PM5/23/13
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On May 23, 3:40 pm, Ea...@bellsouth.net (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
> On Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:41 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
>
> On Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:41 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
>
> <ThisSpaceForR...@mail.com> wrote:
> >> How sad. The dreaded Obsession with Hugh Syndrome that afflicted the
> >> little Jap boy, but seemed to be in remission for a few days, has
> >> relapsed.
>
> >> Hugh
>
> >Once again, I am not a "Jap" as you say. If anything, I am a Japanese-
> >American, with the American forever first. By the way, don't
> >flatter yourself.
>
> >Mr. Cho
>
> The little Jap boy follows me around like a sick puppy.
>
> If you don't want everyone to think you are obsessed with me quit
> trotting up to sniff my butt almost every time I post.
>
> Hugh
hmmm....interesting, you can't seem to stop replying to my posts.
> >> How sad. The dreaded Obsession with Hugh Syndrome that afflicted the
> >> little Jap boy, but seemed to be in remission for a few days, has
> >> relapsed.
>
> >> Hugh
>
> >Once again, I am not a "Jap" as you say. If anything, I am a Japanese-
> >American, with the American forever first. By the way, don't
> >flatter yourself.
>
> >Mr. Cho
>
> The little Jap boy follows me around like a sick puppy.
>
> If you don't want everyone to think you are obsessed with me quit
> trotting up to sniff my butt almost every time I post.
>
> Hugh
Gee, who's obsessed here? Looks like the Japanese-American is
WINNING. Again.
Mr. Cho
J. Hugh Sullivan
May 23, 2013, 4:53:09 PM5/23/13
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On Thu, 23 May 2013 12:48:33 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
<ThisSpac...@mail.com> wrote:
>On May 23, 3:40=A0pm, Ea...@bellsouth.net (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:41 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
>>
>> <ThisSpaceForR...@mail.com> wrote:
>> >> How sad. The dreaded Obsession with Hugh Syndrome that afflicted the
>> >> little Jap boy, but seemed to be in remission for a few days, has
>> >> relapsed.
>>
>> >> Hugh
>>
>> >Once again, I am not a "Jap" as you say. =A0If anything, I am a Japanese=
>-
>> >American, with the American forever first. =A0 =A0By the way, don't
with being obsessed with me, little Jap boy, until you responded to
me. You are too easy to trap. I hope a cure is found for your
obsession with me.
Too bad that facts confuse you little Jap boy.
Hugh
<ThisSpac...@mail.com> wrote:
>On May 23, 3:40=A0pm, Ea...@bellsouth.net (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 11:36:41 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
>>
>> <ThisSpaceForR...@mail.com> wrote:
>> >> How sad. The dreaded Obsession with Hugh Syndrome that afflicted the
>> >> little Jap boy, but seemed to be in remission for a few days, has
>> >> relapsed.
>>
>> >> Hugh
>>
>-
>> >American, with the American forever first. =A0 =A0By the way, don't
>> >flatter yourself.
>>
>> >Mr. Cho
>>
>> The little Jap boy follows me around like a sick puppy.
>>
>> If you don't want everyone to think you are obsessed with me quit
>> trotting up to sniff my butt almost every time I post.
>>
>> Hugh
>
>hmmm....interesting, you can't seem to stop replying to my posts.
>Gee, who's obsessed here? Looks like the Japanese-American is
>WINNING. Again.
>
>Mr. Cho
I had not responded to your numerous posts since you were diagnosed
>>
>> >Mr. Cho
>>
>> The little Jap boy follows me around like a sick puppy.
>>
>> If you don't want everyone to think you are obsessed with me quit
>> trotting up to sniff my butt almost every time I post.
>>
>> Hugh
>
>hmmm....interesting, you can't seem to stop replying to my posts.
>Gee, who's obsessed here? Looks like the Japanese-American is
>WINNING. Again.
>
>Mr. Cho
with being obsessed with me, little Jap boy, until you responded to
me. You are too easy to trap. I hope a cure is found for your
obsession with me.
Too bad that facts confuse you little Jap boy.
Hugh
Mr. N.A.Cho
May 23, 2013, 9:30:40 PM5/23/13
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>
> - Show quoted text -
you're like Jimmy Carter and I'm Ronald Reagan:
"there you go again".
Mr. Cho
J. Hugh Sullivan
May 24, 2013, 12:12:22 PM5/24/13
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On Thu, 23 May 2013 18:30:40 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
<ThisSpac...@mail.com> wrote:
> I'm Ronald Reagan:
>
>Mr. Cho
You're dead!
Hugh
<ThisSpac...@mail.com> wrote:
> I'm Ronald Reagan:
>
>Mr. Cho
You're dead!
Hugh
Mr. N.A.Cho
May 24, 2013, 8:47:37 PM5/24/13
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On May 24, 12:12 pm, Ea...@bellsouth.net (J. Hugh Sullivan) wrote:
> On Thu, 23 May 2013 18:30:40 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
>
LOL, ok now that was a good one.
> On Thu, 23 May 2013 18:30:40 -0700 (PDT), "Mr. N.A.Cho"
>
Mr. Cho
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