More Top 10 lists!!!!
Chase C. Kasper
Top 10 teams with battle cry "Wait 'til next year"...
10. Penn State
9. Mississippi State
8. U$C
7. Notre Dame
6. Florida
5. Arizona
4. Florida State
3. Any OTHER team in the ACC
2. Nebraska
1. Michigan
Top 10 teams looking forward to Basketball season
10-2. All ACC teams, except FSU.
1. Kentucky
Top 10 "Where have they gone?" teams
10. Oklahoma
9. UCLA
8. Ohio State
7. Clemson
6. LSU
5. Missouri
4. Maryland
3. Texas
2. Arkansas
1. U$C
Top 10 "Pay me now, or pay me later" teams
10. Ole Mi$$
9. Auburn
8. $MU
7. Florida $tate.
6. Texa$ A&M
5. Miami
4. Alabama
3. Pitt
2. U$C
1. Wa$hington
Top 10 schools that will only DREAM of a MNC
10. BYU (1984 doesn't count, nobody takes it seriously, or says they were
drunk when they voted.)
9. Mississippi State
8. Ole Mi$$
7. Tulane
6. Duke
5. Tulsa
4. Memphis
3. Any directional team (SW La., NW whatever, etc.)
2. Any team with more than 2 words in the school name (Cal-Poly-SLO)
1. Northwestern
Top 10 school with REALLY Stupid nicknames...
10. Idaho (Vandals)
9. Stanford (Cardinal. SINGULAR.)
8. Oregon (Ducks. You can have a lot of fun with this one. Plus, it's
not intimidating.)
7. TCU (Horned Frogs)
6. Hawaii (Rainbows. VERY intimidating.)
5. Sam Houston St. (Bearkats. Presumably misspelled, depending where you
are from.)
4. Oregon State (Beavers)
3. Wisconsin (Badgers)
2. Minnesota (Golden Gophers. What is it with these big Ele10ven teams?)
1. Auburn (Tigers. War Eagles. Plainsmen. Pick a name, any name. Put it
back in the deck. Choose again. NOW STICK WITH IT.)
Top 10 schools where football is not only a sport, but an actual MAJOR.
10. Alabama
9. Florida State
8. Miami (FL or OH, take your pick)
7. Texas
6. Houston
5. Michigan
4. U$C
3. Florida
2. Auburn
1. Notre Dame (Actually, it helps the academic standing of the school.)
Top 10 teams to have for homcoming
10. Any school from Louisiana
9. Pacific
8. Arkansas State
7. Rutgers
6. Any of the Pentagon teams (Army, navy, etc.)
5. Pitt
4. Northwestern
3. Kentucky
2. Temple
1. William & Mary
Top 10 Fanciest uniforms
10. Nebraska
9. Ohio State
8. Kentucky
7. Notre Dame
6. Oklahoma
5. Army
4. Kentucky
3. Navy
2. Alabama
1. Penn State
Chase Kasper cc...@isis.msstate.edu
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...are not my team, but I like the logo.
Travis M. Swenson
On Tue, 18 Apr 1995, Chase C. Kasper wrote:
>
> Top 10 teams with battle cry "Wait 'til next year"...
> 9. Mississippi State
> Top 10 schools that will only DREAM of a MNC
> 9. Mississippi State
Wow Chase, only two digs against your university of choice. I'm proud of
you. Don't tell me you're warming up to State after all.
travis-
youmeanyoudontthinkwecanwinthemythicalnationalchampionshiphereinstarkville?
>
>
> Chase Kasper cc...@isis.msstate.edu
Tommy Trojan
> Top 10 "Pay me now, or pay me later" teams
> 1. Wa$hington
Should change this to "pay me now and I won't even show up to work later"
> Top 10 schools where football is not only a sport, but an actual MAJOR.
> 4. U$C
You've got to be kiddin' right? Please tell me you aren't serious and
that I don't have to list the academic honors won by football players in
the last ten years. BTW, USC is the number one school in the nation in
regards to the number of post-graduate scholarships won by athletes.
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And Live to Fight On!
Matt Foley
[sound of Chase rippping a page out of the "El Goob Angling Manual"]
> Top 10 schools where football is not only a sport, but an actual MAJOR.
> 8. Miami (FL or OH, take your pick)
^^
ROTFL. Nice one, Chase, nice one.
> 1. Notre Dame (Actually, it helps the academic standing of the school.)
JEALOUS are You.
NOTRE DAME is KNOW as the NOTRE DAME of the MIDWEST!
(Apologies to Arshad. I know, I know. We've milked this gag enough.)
--
Matt Foley mfo...@darwin.cc.nd.edu
University of Notre Dame http://www.nd.edu/~mfoley3/
Michael V. Pisarczyk
(Matt Foley) says:
>JEALOUS are You.
>NOTRE DAME is KNOW as the NOTRE DAME of the MIDWEST!
>
>(Apologies to Arshad. I know, I know. We've milked this gag enough.)
I don't know, maybe this merits a mention in the FAQ. The "JEALOUS
are You." statement is enough to make me grin whenever I think about
it. I guess it could explain all those weird looks I get...
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John Kohlstrand
In a previous article, mfo...@austen.helios.nd.edu (Matt Foley) says:
>Chase C. Kasper <cc...@Ra.MsState.Edu> wrote:
>
>[sound of Chase rippping a page out of the "El Goob Angling Manual"]
>
>> Top 10 schools where football is not only a sport, but an actual MAJOR.
>
>> 8. Miami (FL or OH, take your pick)
> ^^
>ROTFL. Nice one, Chase, nice one.
Maybe I have no sense of humor, but I didn't get it.
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Mid-American champs S16 AKRON O14 at Ball St. N11 at Kent
Chase C. Kasper
Matt said:
> >[sound of Chase rippping a page out of the "El Goob Angling
Manual"] > >
Chase said:
> >> Top 10 schools where football is not only a sport, but an actual MAJOR.
> >
> >> 8. Miami (FL or OH, take your pick)
> > ^^
To which Matt replied...
> >ROTFL. Nice one, Chase, nice one.
But John said:
> Maybe I have no sense of humor, but I didn't get it.
Now *that's* funny.
> --
> BOWLING GREEN FALCONS A22 spring game S23 at C Mich O21 TOLEDO
> 1956, 59, 61, 62, 64 S 2 LA TECH S30 at Temple O28 at W Mich
> 65, 82, 85, 91, 92 S 9 at Missouri O 7 MIAMI N 4 OHIO
> Mid-American champs S16 AKRON O14 at Ball St. N11 at Kent
Shea Daugherty
"Chase C. Kasper" <cc...@Ra.MsState.Edu> wrote:
> Top 10 "Pay me now, or pay me later" teams
> 6. Texa$ A&M
I think the ags should be atop the list, tied with oklahoma.
HOOK 'EM!
Trent Woodruff
CCK> Top 10 teams with battle cry "Wait 'til next year"...
Sad as they are, Oklahoma State's gotta be in there somewhere. Geez, they're
as bad as Michigan...and far less talented.
CCK> 10. Idaho (Vandals)
I dunno...I kinda like the Vandals. Though it might fit better in...say...
Miami.
CCK> 9. Stanford (Cardinal. SINGULAR.)
CCK> 8. Oregon (Ducks. You can have a lot of fun with this one. Plus, it's
CCK> not intimidating.)
Yeah, but a duck could probably take out...say...a horned frog. <grin>
CCK> 3. Wisconsin (Badgers)
I don't think this one's all that bad...
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Matt Foley
>
> In a previous article, mfo...@austen.helios.nd.edu (Matt Foley) says:
>
> >
> >
> >> 8. Miami (FL or OH, take your pick)
> > ^^
>
Aw, come on John, Miami of *OHIO* as a "football factory?" Now I know
they've had some good/great years down there in Oxford, as well being
a "cradle of coaches", but even after all that, most people hear
"Miami" and think of Jimmy Johnson. The "other" (and older) Miami
has a reputation of being a "public ivy", so the equivalence that
Chase tried to imply struck me as funny (but then again I have a strange
sense of humor).
Later,
Fishin Buddy
Matt Foley <mfo...@dante.helios.nd.edu> wrote:
>Aw, come on John, Miami of *OHIO* as a "football factory?" Now I know
>they've had some good/great years down there in Oxford, as well being
>a "cradle of coaches", but even after all that, most people hear
>"Miami" and think of Jimmy Johnson.
Guess what baby. Miami of Florida is probably
a better school than Miami of Ohio. There's
this ridiculous notion out there that Mi-Oh
is some sort of spectacular place. It ain't.
FB
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<>< <>< during shipping and handling.
Matt Foley
> In article <3n66ib$e...@news.nd.edu>,
> Matt Foley <mfo...@dante.helios.nd.edu> wrote:
>
> >Aw, come on John, Miami of *OHIO* as a "football factory?" Now I know
> >they've had some good/great years down there in Oxford, as well being
> >a "cradle of coaches", but even after all that, most people hear
> >"Miami" and think of Jimmy Johnson.
>
>
> Guess what baby. Miami of Florida is probably
> a better school than Miami of Ohio. There's
> this ridiculous notion out there that Mi-Oh
> is some sort of spectacular place. It ain't.
Well, FB, I'll leave the gist of this to the fish that
will undoubtedly flock to your stinkbait, but I did want
to clarify something. I didn't say that Miami(FL) was a
bad school, nor did I want to imply that. But they usually
run in the list of publicly perceived "football schools"
(along with my own school, I might add), while Miami-OH
doesn't.
John Kohlstrand
In a previous article, cha...@nickel.ucs.indiana.edu (Fishin Buddy) says:
>In article <3n66ib$e...@news.nd.edu>,
>Matt Foley <mfo...@dante.helios.nd.edu> wrote:
>
>>Aw, come on John, Miami of *OHIO* as a "football factory?" Now I know
>>they've had some good/great years down there in Oxford, as well being
>>a "cradle of coaches", but even after all that, most people hear
>>"Miami" and think of Jimmy Johnson.
I didn't mean that I thought Miami of Ohio was a factory. I thought that was a
cut on the school. And that didn't make sense. It probably was funny to most
people. I dunno...
> Guess what baby. Miami of Florida is probably
> a better school than Miami of Ohio. There's
> this ridiculous notion out there that Mi-Oh
> is some sort of spectacular place. It ain't.
>
>Fishin Buddy o <><
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Your hook is showing through that wormy post.
> cha...@ucs.indiana edu /
> ><> ><> o ><>J
Jeff Billman
> Guess what baby. Miami of Florida is probably
> a better school than Miami of Ohio.
Yep. Just as new Coke is better than Coca-Cola, yellow sauce is better
than red, and soccer is better than football.
So tell me, when's ivy gonna grow on that cardboard y'all use to build
buildings down there?
> There's
> this ridiculous notion out there that Mi-Oh
> is some sort of spectacular place. It ain't.
You're right- Miami U (Ohio) doesn't double as a penitentiary. All they
do is crank out graduates...
(How boring!)
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http://nether.net/~jbillma/
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sik...@rcinet.res.utc.com
"Chase C. Kasper" <cc...@Ra.MsState.Edu> writes:
>Top 10 Fanciest uniforms
>
>10. Nebraska
>9. Ohio State
>8. Kentucky
>7. Notre Dame
^^^^^^ the real gold on the helmet doesn't get them in
the top five?????
>6. Oklahoma
>5. Army
>4. Kentucky
>3. Navy
>2. Alabama
>1. Penn State (even in the whites???????)
peggie o'hara 'yes we build helicopters.....'
sikorsky aircraft igor
nd'91
Dustin Christmann
Jeff Billman <jbi...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu> wrote:
>cha...@nickel.ucs.indiana.edu (Fishin Buddy) writes:
>
>> Guess what baby. Miami of Florida is probably
>> a better school than Miami of Ohio.
>
>Yep. Just as new Coke is better than Coca-Cola, yellow sauce is better
>than red, and soccer is better than football.
>
>So tell me, when's ivy gonna grow on that cardboard y'all use to build
>buildings down there?
>
>> There's
>> this ridiculous notion out there that Mi-Oh
>> is some sort of spectacular place. It ain't.
>
>You're right- Miami U (Ohio) doesn't double as a penitentiary. All they
>do is crank out graduates...
I nominate Mr. Billman for AotW. Anyone who chomps so hard on bait
from someone named "Fishin Buddy" is in seriously in need of a clue.
JEALOUS are You.
BOWLING GREEN is know as the TAMC of the NORTH.
HOOK 'EM HORNS!
Thanx,
Dustin Christmann
John Thomasovich
>In Article <Pine.SUN.3.91.950418...@Isis.MsState.Edu>
>"Chase C. Kasper" <cc...@Ra.MsState.Edu> writes:
>
>>Top 10 Fanciest uniforms
>>6. Oklahoma
>>5. Army
>>4. Kentucky
>>3. Navy
>>2. Alabama
>>1. Penn State (even in the whites???????)
Draft day update: Ki-Jana Carter was rushed to the hospital following his
first-round selection by the Bengals due to an allergic reaction to the
Bengals uniform. An unnamed family member said "Man, Ki-Jana's never seen
so many stripes in his life!". Carter's agent threatened a holdout if the
Bengal's do not change their mascot to an albino tiger.
Penn State teammate Kerry Collins was more fortunate, although he's stuck
playing for a team called the "Panthers". Yuck.
>peggie o'hara 'yes we build helicopters.....'
>sikorsky aircraft igor
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey, I used to work there!
>nd'91
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John Kohlstrand
About the only non-human living creatures owned by the university are the
fruit flies they raise for experiments. It's hardly an ag school.
Jeff Billman
>I nominate Mr. Billman for AotW. Anyone who chomps so hard on bait
>from someone named "Fishin Buddy" is in seriously in need of a clue.
I accept the nomination. *sigh* Sometimes you're so hungry you don't care
if it's bait. Guess I was pissed off that day. :-(
On a related note, anybody know of a good plastic surgeon in the
Detroit-Toledo area? I seem to be missing most of my jaw...
>JEALOUS are You.
And to think I get this award defending Miami (OH). You should probably
add "PATHETIC are YOU".
>BOWLING GREEN is know as the TAMC of the NORTH.
Hehehehehe... I'm not sure whether to be offended, or honored that you
compared the Falcons to a team that was ranked higher than Texas at one
point last year. :-)
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James L. Howard
See note
: Top 10 teams with battle cry "Wait 'til next year"...
: 10. Penn State
: 9. Mississippi State--No way in hell and I go to State
: 8. U$C
: 7. Notre Dame
: 6. Florida
: 5. Arizona
: 4. Florida State
: 3. Any OTHER team in the ACC
: 2. Nebraska
: 1. Michigan
: Top 10 teams looking forward to Basketball season
: 10-2. All ACC teams, except FSU.
: 1. Kentucky
: Top 10 "Where have they gone?" teams
: 10. Oklahoma
: 9. UCLA
: 8. Ohio State
: 7. Clemson
: 6. LSU
: 5. Missouri
: 4. Maryland
: 3. Texas
: 2. Arkansas
: 1. U$C
: Top 10 "Pay me now, or pay me later" teams
: 10. Ole Mi$$
: 9. Auburn
: 8. $MU
: 7. Florida $tate.
: 6. Texa$ A&M
: 5. Miami
: 4. Alabama
: 3. Pitt
: 2. U$C
: 1. Wa$hington
: Top 10 schools that will only DREAM of a MNC
: 10. BYU (1984 doesn't count, nobody takes it seriously, or says they were
: drunk when they voted.)
: 9. Mississippi State
: 8. Ole Mi$$
: 7. Tulane
: 6. Duke
: 5. Tulsa
: 4. Memphis
: 3. Any directional team (SW La., NW whatever, etc.)
: 2. Any team with more than 2 words in the school name (Cal-Poly-SLO)
: 1. Northwestern
: Top 10 school with REALLY Stupid nicknames...
: 10. Idaho (Vandals)
: 9. Stanford (Cardinal. SINGULAR.)
: 8. Oregon (Ducks. You can have a lot of fun with this one. Plus, it's
: not intimidating.)
: 7. TCU (Horned Frogs)
: 6. Hawaii (Rainbows. VERY intimidating.)
: 5. Sam Houston St. (Bearkats. Presumably misspelled, depending where you
: are from.)
: 4. Oregon State (Beavers)
: 3. Wisconsin (Badgers)
: 2. Minnesota (Golden Gophers. What is it with these big Ele10ven teams?)
: 1. Auburn (Tigers. War Eagles. Plainsmen. Pick a name, any name. Put it
: back in the deck. Choose again. NOW STICK WITH IT.)
: Top 10 schools where football is not only a sport, but an actual MAJOR.
: 10. Alabama
: 9. Florida State
: 8. Miami (FL or OH, take your pick)
: 7. Texas
: 6. Houston
: 5. Michigan
: 4. U$C
: 3. Florida
: 2. Auburn
: 1. Notre Dame (Actually, it helps the academic standing of the school.)
: Top 10 teams to have for homcoming
: 10. Any school from Louisiana
: 9. Pacific
: 8. Arkansas State
: 7. Rutgers
: 6. Any of the Pentagon teams (Army, navy, etc.)
: 5. Pitt
: 4. Northwestern
: 3. Kentucky
: 2. Temple
: 1. William & Mary
: Top 10 Fanciest uniforms
: 10. Nebraska
: 9. Ohio State
: 8. Kentucky
: 7. Notre Dame
: 6. Oklahoma
: 5. Army
: 4. Kentucky
: 3. Navy
: 2. Alabama
: 1. Penn State
: Chase Kasper cc...@isis.msstate.edu
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>: Top 10 "Where have they gone?" teams
>: 10. Oklahoma
>: 9. UCLA
>: 8. Ohio State <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>: 7. Clemson
>: 6. LSU
>: 5. Missouri
>: 4. Maryland
>: 3. Texas
>: 2. Arkansas
>: 1. U$C
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What? 10-1-1 and 9-4 the last two years not good enough
for you? You're not originally from Ohio are you?
>: Top 10 Fanciest uniforms
>: 10. Nebraska
>: 9. Ohio State
>: 8. Kentucky
>: 7. Notre Dame
>: 6. Oklahoma
>: 5. Army
>: 4. Kentucky
>: 3. Navy
>: 2. Alabama
>: 1. Penn State
Good list. UND should've been higher though.
-Tom W.
John Kohlstrand
>>: Top 10 Fanciest uniforms
>
>>: 10. Nebraska
>>: 9. Ohio State
>>: 8. Kentucky
>>: 7. Notre Dame
>>: 6. Oklahoma
>>: 5. Army
>>: 4. Kentucky
>>: 3. Navy
>>: 2. Alabama
>>: 1. Penn State
Bah. Penn State, Nebraska, fancy?
Iowa. Now *that's* fancy.
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J. Hugh Sullivan
: -=> Quoting Doug Brien to ALL <=-
: DB> 2. FSU= innocent quire boys under the divine guidance of St. Bobby.
: What the hell is a "quire"?
That is either a squire who lost his "s" in a card game or a part of the
boys "ream"ed. If his back hurts, does he go to a choirpractor? 8-)
Hugh
eric enholm
: Hugh
Could it possibly be a contraction for quagmire?
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JB
> -=> Quoting Doug Brien to ALL <=-
> DB> 2. FSU= innocent quire boys under the divine guidance of St. Bobby.
>What the hell is a "quire"?
>(Damn...two out of five letters right.)
Did Dougie actually go to Florida? There goes your argument for UF academic
superiority...
JB
Program in Neuroscience
Dept. of Psychology
Florida State University
"Now there's newsprint all over your face
Maybe that's why I can read you like a book"
-ELVIS COSTELLO
John Thomasovich
>J. Hugh Sullivan (sul...@ndlc.occ.uky.edu) wrote:
>: Trent Woodruff (trent.w...@nosurf.com) wrote:
>
>: : DB> 2. FSU= innocent quire boys under the divine guidance of St. Bobby.
>
>: : What the hell is a "quire"?
>
>: boys "ream"ed. If his back hurts, does he go to a choirpractor? 8-)
>
>: Hugh
>
>Could it possibly be a contraction for quagmire?
Perhaps it's part of some popular FSU sayings: "Where can we quire some shoes?"
or "Are SATs quired for to play?"
Darrell W Meece
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Goldang, that's the biggest freaking .sig I ever saw!
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John Thomasovich
>eric enholm (een...@unlinfo.unl.edu) wrote:
[Nebraska deleted (I wish!)]
>Goldang, that's the biggest freaking .sig I ever saw!
Unfortunately, eric's .sig is not recognized inside the borders of the
Keystone State by special double-secret executive decree.
BTW, I always thought his .sig looked kinda like Beano Cook's head sideways.
Or right-side-up.