Re: Wuz de nite befo Crimmus

[Ted]

On Dec 1, 12:38 pm, "127.0.0.1" <127.0....@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
> And all ower da hood
> ereybody wuz' sleepin'
> Dey wuz sleepin' good.
>
> We hunged up our stockings
> An hoped like de' heck
> That old Santa
> Clause Be bringin' our check.
>
> All o'de fambily
> Wuz layin in de beds
> While Ripple and Thunderbird
> Danced through dey heads.
>
> I passed out inna' flo
> Right nex to my Maw
> When I heard sech a fuss
> I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"
>
> I looked out thru de bars
> What covered my doe
> 'spectin' de sheriff
> Wif a warrent fo sho.
>
> And what did I see
> said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
> Ther' wuz a huge watermellon
> Pulled by giant warf rats!!
>
> Now ober all de years
> Santa Clause, he be white
> But looks liken us bros
> Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
>
> Faster dan a Po'lees car
> My home boy he came
> He whupped on dem warf rats
> An' called dem by name!
>
> On Leroy, on 'Lonzo
> And on Willie Lee
> On Saphire, on Chenequa
> Dey wuz a site to see!!
>
> As he landed dat watta' mellon
> Out der in da skreet
> I knowed it was fo' sho'
> Da damndest site I ebber did see.
>
> He didn't go down no chimbley
> He picked da' lock on my doe
> An' I sez to myself
> "Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"
>
> He had dis big bag
> Full of prezents I 'xpect
> Wid Air Jordans and fake gold
> To wear roun' my neck.
>
> But he left no good prezents
> Jus started stealing my shit
> Got my drugs, got my guns,
> Even got my burglar's kit!!
>
> Wif my stuff in de bag
> Out da window he flewed
> I woudda' tried to catched him
> But he stoled my 'nife too!!
>
> He jumped on dat wadda' mellon
> An' whipped out a switch
> He wuz gone in a seccon'
> Dat son of a bitch!!
>
> Next year I be hopin'
> Anutha Sanna we git
> Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause
> Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!
>
> Author Unknown.