What has 6 Balls?

[Scott Hendryx]

What has six balls and screws you twice a week?

The Texas Lottery..

[William T Talmage]

wIn article <38rlur$5...@crl5.crl.com>, da...@crl.com (Scott Hendryx) writes:
> What has six balls and screws you twice a week?
>
> The Texas Lottery..
>
>

what the hell does that have to do with football

[David C. Tuttle]

wtt...@tntech.edu (William T Talmage) wrote:
> da...@crl.com (Scott Hendryx) writes:
>>
>> What has six balls and screws you twice a week?
>> The Texas Lottery..
>
> what the hell does that have to do with football

It provides an interesting contrast...

* Predicting the outcome of the Texas Lottery is easier than
predicting the outcome of the Southwest Conference this year.

* That's six more balls than Bevo's got.

* At least the Southwest Conference screws you only once a week.

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[Scott Hendryx]

David C. Tuttle (d...@odin.mda.uth.tmc.edu) wrote:

: wtt...@tntech.edu (William T Talmage) wrote:
: > da...@crl.com (Scott Hendryx) writes:
: >>
: >> What has six balls and screws you twice a week?
: >> The Texas Lottery..
: >
: > what the hell does that have to do with football

: It provides an interesting contrast...

: * Predicting the outcome of the Texas Lottery is easier than
: predicting the outcome of the Southwest Conference this year.

: * That's six more balls than Bevo's got.

: * At least the Southwest Conference screws you only once a week.

Thanx for the help, I guess our buddy up above can't see the Humor
of the rsfc. He probably admits to voting for Clinton and thinks
Auburn and Notre Dame are #1. |()-
Scott. Why can't aggies lay on the beach..?
The cats keep buring them../

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