Top 10 reasons Oklahoma Sucks!
Todd Lee Henderson
Top 10 reasons the state of Oklahoma Sucks!
10. I have to pay to drive on their cart paths they call toll roads on the
way to the promised land.
9. The biggest university, is it a university?, OU, hasn't been able to
beat that little bovine junior college in Texas regularly lately.
8. Stanford Sucks, so why shouldn't the state of Oklahoma.
7. They've been trying to steal land along the Red River.
6. They don't make a very good buffer between the promised land
and the damn yankees.
5. Obviously, from #6, even the yankees are too smart to stay in Oklahoma.
4. They're worse than yankees.
3. Stanford Sucks, see #8.
2. The damn red clay from their soil that gets into the Red makes it hard
to look under the water when you go skinny dipping with the girl down
the road.
1. They just suck.
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I hope everyone has enjoyed this little top 10 list. I'm sure the reall
reasons Oklahoma Sucks are too numerous to mention, but hey, here's a start.
Todd(when the does the season start?)
tamu '87
th9...@coewl.cen.uiuc.edu
copyright, 1994, tlh.
G Rob1
Henderson) writes:
We'll see who sucks September 10. POOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR aggies!!
Chris Bellomy
: In article <32udg0$h...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, th9708@cehpx8 (Todd Lee
: Henderson) writes:
:[mystery AOL deletion]
: We'll see who sucks September 10. POOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR aggies!!
I can see right now that AOL sucks.
(Todd, you're overfishing the newbies! Stop it!)
--
Chris Bellomy Official Bait Taster
cbel...@dale.hsc.unt.edu rec.sport.football.college
"I don't want to achieve immortality by making the Hall of Fame.
I want to achieve immortality by not dying." -- Casey Stengel
Todd Lee Henderson
Todd Lee Henderson
>Hey, hey, hey.
>In article <32udg0$h...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>,
>Todd Lee Henderson <th9708@cehpx8> wrote:
>->
>->Top 10 reasons the state of Oklahoma Sucks!
>...
>-> 9. The biggest university, is it a university?, OU, hasn't been able to
>-> beat that little bovine junior college in Texas regularly lately.
>The biggest university, Oklahoma State, has beaten the premier Texas football
>program handily... in the Sun Bowl, in College Station, in Stillwater.
Well, that even adds to why the state of Oklahoma sucks!
Todd(sorry Goob, I knew were from OK, but I couldn't resist the thread)
tamu '87
th9...@coewl.cen.uiuc.edu
>...
>- goober (born in oklahoma, raised in texas, aggie in both) smith
Bradley Dale Glover
The year is 200x. a. and m. and ou are tied for first in the Southern
Big 12. Texas is in third or fourth and is not having a threatening
season. Texas and ou are about to kick off. Who do aggies pull for?
TEXAS PROUD
Brad "will rivalries be realigned?" Glover
University of Texas '95
Todd Lee Henderson
>The year is 200x. a. and m. and ou are tied for first in the Southern
>Big 12. Texas is in third or fourth and is not having a threatening
>season. Texas and ou are about to kick off. Who do aggies pull for?
For Texas to kiss their sister, of course!
Well, I'm glad to see the Texas folx have begun to understand their role
in the history to be made by the suthrn division of the Big 12! I'm
glad they can learn and adapt that quickly!
:):)
Todd
tamu '87
th9...@coewl.cen.uiuc.edu
Gary 'el goob' Smith
Hey, hey, hey.
In article <32udg0$h...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>,
Todd Lee Henderson <th9708@cehpx8> wrote:
->
->Top 10 reasons the state of Oklahoma Sucks!
...
-> 9. The biggest university, is it a university?, OU, hasn't been able to
-> beat that little bovine junior college in Texas regularly lately.
The biggest university, Oklahoma State, has beaten the premier Texas football
program handily... in the Sun Bowl, in College Station, in Stillwater.
...
Bradley Dale Glover
>Bradley Dale Glover writes:
>> The year is 200x. a. and m. and ou are tied for first in the Southern
>> Big 12. Texas is in third or fourth and is not having a threatening
>> season. Texas and ou are about to kick off. Who do aggies pull for?
>I have always pulled for the bovines in games that don't involve A&M or don't
>effect A&M in any way (i.e. conference standings, rankings, etc.) I like to
>see tu play well because it makes the Aggies look better when we kick your butts
>on Thanksgiving (or Nov. 5th). ;)
>
>And in the case you mention above, Hook 'em Horns! Gosh that hurt.
>
>Of course, SWC blood is thicker than Big12 water...
>
>Kent - is this the start of another one of those love-fests?
>
Yes Kent, I'm afraid we're gonna get purty festive on this one because
I always root for you ags when you play outside of the SWC. I have an
uncle(a. and m. class of '62 - last year to get the TAMC ring) and he
is the same way as yourself. He and I can sit and talk football all
day long because we respect each other's team. Now in the case of
most of your people... well, I don't want to ruin a perfectly good
love-fest.
TEXAS PROUD
Brad "do I hear violins?" Glover
University of Texas '95
Kent Nickell
effect A&M in any way (i.e. conference standings, rankings, etc.) I like to
see tu play well because it makes the Aggies look better when we kick your butts
on Thanksgiving (or Nov. 5th). ;)
And in the case you mention above, Hook 'em Horns! Gosh that hurt.
Of course, SWC blood is thicker than Big12 water...
Kent - is this the start of another one of those love-fests?
Kent Nickell Texas A&M University '95
Bell Northern Research, Richardson, Texas
email: knic...@bnr.ca or kpn...@zeus.tamu.edu
jam...@jane.uh.edu
>Big 12. Texas is in third or fourth and is not having a threatening
>season. Texas and ou are about to kick off. Who do aggies pull for?
Rice.
Jammer Jim Miller
--
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j mike minihan
Todd,
I am a Sooner. I married an Aggie girl. My father-in-law is on the board
at aTm. Hell, we park under the elevator that says "Kyle Field". When I
married my wife, I asked her if crap like this went on with SWC teams.
She assured me that only Texas Longhorns did this stuff. She also said
that a true Aggie would never, never, stoop to BS like this. Aggies wouldn't
go as low as this. I can't wait to print out your posting and show
her that she has been away from College Station a little too long.
--
Mike Minihan mike.m...@oryx.com
Kristi Kibbe
: I am a Sooner. I married an Aggie girl. My father-in-law is on the board
: at aTm. Hell, we park under the elevator that says "Kyle Field". When I
: married my wife, I asked her if crap like this went on with SWC teams.
: She assured me that only Texas Longhorns did this stuff. She also said
: that a true Aggie would never, never, stoop to BS like this. Aggies wouldn't
: go as low as this. I can't wait to print out your posting and show
: her that she has been away from College Station a little too long.
Mike... get that hook out of your mouth, hon! Todd's just doing a little
between-semesters fishin'. Chill. OU is going to be the crap out of us again
this year (just like last year), and on our home field! Rejoice, oh Sooner-
born-and-Sooner-bred-and-when-I-marry-I'm...
:)
Kristi
--
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on
their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat
and drop it?
--Steven Wright
jam...@jane.uh.edu
>In article <32vn3v$i...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, th9708@cehpx8 (Todd Lee Henderson) writes:
>|> gr...@aol.com (G Rob1) writes:
>|>
>|> >In article <32udg0$h...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, th9708@cehpx8 (Todd Lee
>|> >Henderson) writes:
>|>
>|> >We'll see who sucks September 10. POOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR aggies!!
>|>
>|> Yea, but OK sucks anyway.
>
>at aTm. Hell, we park under the elevator that says "Kyle Field". When I
>married my wife, I asked her if crap like this went on with SWC teams.
>She assured me that only Texas Longhorns did this stuff. She also said
>that a true Aggie would never, never, stoop to BS like this. Aggies wouldn't
>go as low as this. I can't wait to print out your posting and show
>her that she has been away from College Station a little too long.
There's so damn many hooks in the water here I can't even *see* the water.
Michael
If you're going to fish, always use good bait. This was low-quality
stinkbait. I ain't bitin'.
> ====================================================================
>
> I hope everyone has enjoyed this little top 10 list. I'm sure the reall
> reasons Oklahoma Sucks are too numerous to mention, but hey, here's a start.
>
> Todd(when the does the season start?)
> tamu '87
> th9...@coewl.cen.uiuc.edu
>
> copyright, 1994, tlh.
>
Mike
Unofficial Bait-taster of the Big 12
"My opinions are mine and not my employers"
Bradley Dale Glover
MOOO, MOO, MOOOOOO! MOO, MOOO, wait-what's this sh*t! MOO, GULP!!!
j mike minihan wrote:
>I am a Sooner.
No need to confess, that's painfully obvious.
>I married an Aggie girl.
So are you saying you married up?
>My father-in-law is on the board
>at aTm.
So I suppose he's doing time now. ;-) (sorry ags, I had to say it)
>Hell, we park under the elevator that says "Kyle Field".
Good - now they know where to find your ass come September 10.
>When I
>married my wife, I asked her if crap like this went on with SWC teams.
Oh yeah, you classy sooners don't have time for crap like this. You're
into the more dignified crap, like pouring beer on your coach.
>She assured me that only Texas Longhorns did this stuff.
^^^^^
(This is the hook, line, and sinker that I'm choking on)
Bite me, you ag courtin' trailer park varmint. ou sucks! They SUCK! SUCK!!!
(is that the "stuff" you're talkin' about?)
>She also said
>that a true Aggie would never, never, stoop to BS like this.
I would say marrying a sooner is stooping to some serious BS.
All that remains dubious is the trueness of her aggieness.
>Aggies wouldn't
>go as low as this.
No comment here, for fear of multiple baiting.
>I can't wait to print out your posting and show
>her that she has been away from College Station a little too long.
Yeah, and you can print this out too to reaffirm her convictions
about Longhorns.
TEXAS PROUD
Brad "you coulda left us cows out, but you just had to go and say
somethin', didn't ya?" Glover
University of Texas '95
Todd Lee Henderson
>In article <32udg0$h...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, th9708@cehpx8 (Todd Lee Henderson) writes:
>>
>>
>If you're going to fish, always use good bait. This was low-quality
>stinkbait. I ain't bitin'.
Yes, but a few have, wait till the freshman come in! I can taste the
fish frying now. I mean they should be broke in on low quality stuff, right?
Why waste good bait on the soon to be fish??
Maybe a repost in a month is in order?
Todd(rotten bait and all)
tamu '87
th9...@coewl.cen.uiuc.edu
I R A Aggie
+ In article <32udg0$h...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, th9708@cehpx8 (Todd Lee
+ Henderson) writes:
+
+ We'll see who sucks September 10. POOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR aggies!!
Is that the Weauf Gawds I hear??
James
I R A Aggie
+ The year is 200x. a. and m. and ou are tied for first in the Southern
+ Big 12. Texas is in third or fourth and is not having a threatening
+ season. Texas and ou are about to kick off. Who do aggies pull for?
You have to ask?
James
I R A Aggie
+ I am a Sooner. I married an Aggie girl. My father-in-law is on the board
+ at aTm.
I'm sorry to hear that, Mike. Think you can get me tickets on the 50
yard line?
James
Jeffrey L Nauss
In article <330hth$8...@nada.cs.utexas.edu> brad...@cs.utexas.edu (Bradley Dale Glover) writes:
>MOOO, MOO, MOOOOOO! MOO, MOOO, wait-what's this sh*t! MOO, GULP!!!
>>My father-in-law is on the board
>>at aTm.
>
>So I suppose he's doing time now. ;-) (sorry ags, I had to say it)
>
>>Hell, we park under the elevator that says "Kyle Field".
>
>Good - now they know where to find your ass come September 10.
>Bite me, you ag courtin' trailer park varmint. ou sucks! They SUCK! SUCK!!!
>I would say marrying a sooner is stooping to some serious BS.
>All that remains dubious is the trueness of her aggieness.
You know, in my book, insulting a man's wife and family is almost as
low as you can go. You're out of line here, Bradley - again!
Wonder when Nimrod will join in?
--
Jeff Nauss Texas A&M Class of '77
Department of Chemistry Gig 'em, Aggies!
University of Cincinnati
William W Dostalik
>I see our newbie, Bradley, has reverted to his original form.
>
>In article <330hth$8...@nada.cs.utexas.edu> brad...@cs.utexas.edu (Bradley Dale Glover) writes:
>
>You know, in my book, insulting a man's wife and family is almost as
>low as you can go. You're out of line here, Bradley - again!
Again we agree, Dr. Nauss. No wonder why I rarely read this group
when we get close to the season beginning.
Not only is it low - it's boring (the ultimate insult).
>Wonder when Nimrod will join in?
>
>--
>Jeff Nauss Texas A&M Class of '77
>Department of Chemistry Gig 'em, Aggies!
>University of Cincinnati
--
Cordially,
Bill Dostalik
dost...@utdallas.edu
Bradley Dale Glover
>Bradley Dale Glover writes:
>>I would say marrying a sooner is stooping to some serious BS.
>>All that remains dubious is the trueness of her aggieness.
>You know, in my book, insulting a man's wife and family is almost as
>low as you can go. You're out of line here, Bradley - again!
Boy, there you go jumpin' in my boat again Nauss. I've got enough
largemouth Nauss for a Texas-sized fish fry. Try to live up to
your seasoned veteranship of rsfc and lay off the stinkbait,
especially when I'm sooner fishing.
TEXAS PROUD
Brad "I'm gonna have to cut the line on this one" Glover
University of Texas '95
j mike minihan
|>
|> >I married an Aggie girl.
|>
|> So are you saying you married up?
To be honest...yes, but that is a different story.
|> >My father-in-law is on the board
|> >at aTm.
|>
|> So I suppose he's doing time now. ;-) (sorry ags, I had to say it)
Oh, this is good.
|> >Hell, we park under the elevator that says "Kyle Field".
|>
|> Good - now they know where to find your ass come September 10.
I'll be there.
|> >When I
|> >married my wife, I asked her if crap like this went on with SWC teams.
|>
|> Oh yeah, you classy sooners don't have time for crap like this. You're
|> into the more dignified crap, like pouring beer on your coach.
For one thing, it was not a Sooner that poured beer on Gibbs. There were
about 17 longhorn fans standing above Gibbs when he came by. Remember,
OU lost, fans were leaving quickly just before the game was over.
|> >She assured me that only Texas Longhorns did this stuff.
|> ^^^^^
|> (This is the hook, line, and sinker that I'm choking on)
Those were her words, not my words.
|> Bite me, you ag courtin' trailer park varmint. ou sucks! They SUCK! SUCK!!!
No, they don't, and never did. Please, don't sugar-coat it. Tell me
what you really think.
|> (is that the "stuff" you're talkin' about?)
Yes, it is. I rest my case. (or hers)
|> >She also said
|> >that a true Aggie would never, never, stoop to BS like this.
|> I would say marrying a sooner is stooping to some serious BS.
OH...HAHAHAHAHA...you got me red-neck. Good one. HAHAHAHAHA...
What can I say? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
|>
|> >I can't wait to print out your posting and show
|> >her that she has been away from College Station a little too long.
|>
|> Yeah, and you can print this out too to reaffirm her convictions
|> about Longhorns.
Does a dog bark?
|>
|> TEXAS PROUD
If you want too.
|> Brad "you coulda left us cows out, but you just had to go and say
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|> somethin', didn't ya?" Glover
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No...I just quoted what I was told.
--
Mike Minihan mike.m...@oryx.com
Jeffrey L Nauss
>Jeffrey L Nauss wrote:
>
>>You know, in my book, insulting a man's wife and family is almost as
>>low as you can go. You're out of line here, Bradley - again!
>
>Boy, there you go jumpin' in my boat again Nauss. I've got enough
>largemouth Nauss for a Texas-sized fish fry. Try to live up to
>your seasoned veteranship of rsfc and lay off the stinkbait,
>especially when I'm sooner fishing.
I was not snatching at bait. I was trying to point out to you that
some attempts at humour and insults can be in poor taste or
unnecessarily cutting. And I would put comments like yours about a
persons widfe and family in that category.
If you were sooner fishing, fine, you got one. No need to drag
personal attacks on a person's family into this.
Bradley Dale Glover
>Bradley Dale Glover writes:
>|> >I married an Aggie girl.
>|> So are you saying you married up?
>To be honest...yes, but that is a different story.
Uh-oh. I think I misjudged this sooner. Hmm, well I'll read on.
>|> >My father-in-law is on the board
>|> >at aTm.
>|> So I suppose he's doing time now. ;-) (sorry ags, I had to say it)
>Oh, this is good.
Oh darn! Another non-venomous response. Most sooners would be
calling me out by now.
>|> >Hell, we park under the elevator that says "Kyle Field".
>|> Good - now they know where to find your ass come September 10.
>I'll be there.
Gotta like a man who stands his ground.
>|> >When I
>|> >married my wife, I asked her if crap like this went on with SWC teams.
>|> Oh yeah, you classy sooners don't have time for crap like this. You're
>|> into the more dignified crap, like pouring beer on your coach.
>For one thing, it was not a Sooner that poured beer on Gibbs. There were
>about 17 longhorn fans standing above Gibbs when he came by. Remember,
>OU lost, fans were leaving quickly just before the game was over.
I don't want to argue with you about this, but I was there and I know
what I saw. The Austin unAmerican Statesman even had a giant picture
of this incident in the Sports section the next day. They were sooners,
my good man.
>|> >She assured me that only Texas Longhorns did this stuff.
>Those were her words, not my words.
One thing I will say about a sooner and an aggie marriage is that I'll
bet y'all really get along well on Texas/OU weekend and on Thanksgiving.
>|> Bite me, you ag courtin' trailer park varmint. ou sucks! They SUCK! SUCK!!!
>No, they don't, and never did. Please, don't sugar-coat it. Tell me
>what you really think.
Ouch! Jokes on me, here.
>|> (is that the "stuff" you're talkin' about?)
>Yes, it is. I rest my case. (or hers)
Would you please start hurling epithets and stop making me look like
an idiot? Are you a sooner or what? ;-)
(there's a bait phrase in that somewhere, but not for you Mike)
>|> >She also said
>|> >that a true Aggie would never, never, stoop to BS like this.
>|> I would say marrying a sooner is stooping to some serious BS.
>OH...HAHAHAHAHA...you got me red-neck. Good one. HAHAHAHAHA...
>What can I say? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I give up.
>|> >I can't wait to print out your posting and show
>|> >her that she has been away from College Station a little too long.
>|> Yeah, and you can print this out too to reaffirm her convictions
>|> about Longhorns.
>Does a dog bark?
Finally, you took a shot. However, it was a civil one and only
further reveals my err in sooner stereotyping.
Mike, you do not count as a catch. I will employ a bit more
sophistication and maturity in the future when baiting you.
But then, if you bite, it counts! :-)
BTW, one of my most frequent and favorite catches was grandstanding
about how I insulted your family and/or wife or some sort of
opportunist babble. However, I don't think you took it personally
and I certainly hope not. Feel free to take some jabs at me
(although you seem to be above that) if it'll make you feel better.
I can take it.
TEXAS PROUD
Brad "see ya in October" Glover
University of Texas '95
Bradley Dale Glover
>Bradley Dale Glover writes:
>>Boy, there you go jumpin' in my boat again Nauss. I've got enough
>>largemouth Nauss for a Texas-sized fish fry. Try to live up to
>>your seasoned veteranship of rsfc and lay off the stinkbait,
>>especially when I'm sooner fishing.
>I was not snatching at bait. I was trying to point out to you that
>some attempts at humour and insults can be in poor taste or
>unnecessarily cutting. And I would put comments like yours about a
>persons widfe and family in that category.
>If you were sooner fishing, fine, you got one. No need to drag
>personal attacks on a person's family into this.
Nauss, if I had a nickle for every time you have offended me personally
(suck-eggs, cow-sex, etc.) I would buy the University of Cincinnati just
to fire your butt. Oh, I can take it, no problem there, but the time has
come for this bovine newbie to give _you_ a clue:
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
TEXAS PROUD
Brad "geez, this guy is swallowing all my hooks" Glover
University of Texas '95
j mike minihan
I R A Aggie
+ Nauss, if I had a nickle for every time you have offended me personally
+ (suck-eggs, cow-sex, etc.) I would buy the University of Cincinnati just
+ to fire your butt. Oh, I can take it, no problem there, but the time has
+ come for this bovine newbie to give _you_ a clue:
+
+ What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
He insulted *you*. He didn't insult your mama, your sister or
your wife. Can you comprehend the difference, you cluelessly
constipated cow? Oh, wait...
export EL_GOOB=true
Moo. moo mooo moooo mmooooooooo moo mooo mooo mooooooooo Mooomooo
Moomoo, MoooooooO! mooo. Moo-moo-moo.
export EL_GOOB=false
Ah, english....
James - sometimes you gotta talk to 'em in their own language...
Chris Bellomy
: Honestly?....A sideline pass.
G0 S00NERZ!!1!11 BEET THE HELL OUTTA t.u. AND THE BLUFF1EZ AND THE
H0RNCUSKERZ AND EVERYB0DY AND PLAY A GREAT GAME AGAINST A QUALITY
0PP0NENT ON SEPT. 10!!!1!1@$^%642$
--Chris Bellomy
3619 Harley Ave.
Fort Worth, TX 76107
P.S. OKLAHOMA SOONERS -- 1994 CWS CHAMPS!!!1#@$1@
Longhorn
the last 6 incounters...And as for sperm city...Check the record for the
length of the series.....WE TEXAS Xs outspend u....50 to 1....Go figure fish
Longhorn
ATM....Hook 'em into the Big 12...academically speaking...
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