1) Port once again hand out another thrashing to Norwood on their home ground.
2) The beer runs out before half time as the caterers forgot that the majority of the  
   Crowd would be Port supporters.
3) Chris Prime is stretcherd off the ground in embarrasment as his lycra body suit    
   explodes in the first quarter.
4) Robran pulls a heart muscle - Rowe snaps his knee in half.
5) Neil Craig prepares his "Port were just too good for us on the day...." speech at
   half time rather than adressing his players.
6) JOhn Cahil prepares his "We were too good for them on the day....." speech before
   the match.
7) The Redleggs announce a new gurnsey featuring a giant picture of Darren Smith on
   the front.
8) Norwood announces it wishes to merge with Port.
9) Port tell Norwood to fuck off.
10)Norwood then announces it wishes to merge with Glenelg.
11)Norwood and Glenelg launch a bid to join the WAFL.
12)David Petrovic offers to buy all 9000 of the Port supporters a "lemonade."
13)The Port supporters tell him to fuck off.
14)David Petrovic suddenly claims he was a Port supporter all along.
15)David is found after the match hanging from the goal post with a ND scarf around
   his neck.

Alex :-)