Port v Norwood
David
>Sorry Daivd... You are a dickhead! I'll be darned if I'm going to celebrate Port's
>win at the Parade... I'm going back to Alberton to bask in the glory! The Bluelegs
>aren't going to take my $$$ when I buy everyone a round of drinks after the Port win!
Well I did the right thing last Saturday, and went into the Glenelg clubrooms
and bought Stephen and his mate a round of drinks. Are you too frightened
to enter the mighty Norwood clubrooms????
>The question remains... will you stay till the end of the match this week, David when
>we thrash Norwood! I hope so... just to rub it in your face!
I'll be there as long as the 2 Port members I'm going with can
last that long without crying too much
Cheer,
Dave
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David Perkovic d...@adam.com.au d...@mod.dsto.gov.au
d...@mep.com da...@arrakis.apana.org.au
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David J Low
Just as a matter of interest, how many *losing* GF attempts? I'm just
wondering whether the performance is better or worse than 50% - I have a
feeling that it's worse.
David.
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Andrew S. Kuszczakowski
> >In article <3qb4g4$t...@fang.dsto.gov.au>, d...@mod.dsto.gov.au (David) writes:
> >Yes but while you're at the Parade celebrating Norwoods under 17 victory, we'll be
> >down at Alberton celebrating yet another Port league Victory, as we sit comfortably > >on
> >top of the SANFL ladder....watching Glenelg and Norwood slide further down into
> >football insignificance.
>
> WHAT!!!????? and you port supporters call me ignorant at least I know
> that the Norwood v port league match is being played at Norwood Oval on Sunday.
> You can go cheer the under 17's match as it will be the only match you win
> this weekend. Anyway after this weekend Norwood will only be 1 win behind
> port with Centrals sitting on top of the ladder.
Sorry Daivd... You are a dickhead! I'll be darned if I'm going to celebrate Port's
win at the Parade... I'm going back to Alberton to bask in the glory! The Bluelegs
aren't going to take my $$$ when I buy everyone a round of drinks after the Port win!
That's what he means... you bloody idiot!
> >:-) <-- Me when i saw last weeks crowd figures for the "big" clash between
> > "traditional" rivals Glenelg and Norwood.
>
> I thought it was a pretty decent crowd considering the dark and rainy conditions.
> Anyway I must congratulate Stephen for staying to the end of the match
> and doing his best to cheer his team on right to the final siren.
The question remains... will you stay till the end of the match this week, David when
we thrash Norwood! I hope so... just to rub it in your face!
Andrew...
David
>In article <3qdvph$8...@fang.dsto.gov.au>, d...@mod.dsto.gov.au (David) writes:
>
>> Well I did the right thing last Saturday, and went into the Glenelg clubrooms
>> and bought Stephen and his mate a round of drinks. Are you too frightened
>> to enter the mighty Norwood clubrooms????
>
>P.S. shouldnt the losers buy the drinks ??
Well I enjoyed the game and felt it fitting that I buy the drinks
since I'm not a tight arse like some people are. BTW whats
chardonay got to do with anything and you can buy beer at Norwood
oval.
>> I'll be there as long as the 2 Port members I'm going with can
>> last that long without crying too much
>
>What crying in hysterical laughter at the site of Chris Prime in is leather/lycra
>bodysuit ???
No crying when he kicks 10 goals to boot the pretenders off the oval.
>Really, they belong on a netball court wearing those tights.
Well thats were port will be playing after Sunday.
Darren M. Wright
If Ports losing attempts in Grand Finals is worst than its winning achievements
(Which it could well be!)
Dosn't this suggest to you that Ports domination of the competition has been
overwhelming!!
I mean 32 premierships + > 32 losses in Grand Finals would mean that Port
has been apart of greater than 64 Grand Finals in the SANFL!!!!!!!!
What a staggering achievement by any one club!
That is a greater than 50% ratio that Port have been in the grand final since
the SANFL started!!!!
What other fucking team can boast such a record??
Don't try to lower Port's dominance of the SANFL ,David!!!!!!!
We are just too bloody good - Go on admit Dave (and Steve)!
Alex M. Bulach
1) Port once again hand out another thrashing to Norwood on their home ground.
2) The beer runs out before half time as the caterers forgot that the majority of the
Crowd would be Port supporters.
3) Chris Prime is stretcherd off the ground in embarrasment as his lycra body suit
explodes in the first quarter.
4) Robran pulls a heart muscle - Rowe snaps his knee in half.
5) Neil Craig prepares his "Port were just too good for us on the day...." speech at
half time rather than adressing his players.
6) JOhn Cahil prepares his "We were too good for them on the day....." speech before
the match.
7) The Redleggs announce a new gurnsey featuring a giant picture of Darren Smith on
the front.
8) Norwood announces it wishes to merge with Port.
9) Port tell Norwood to fuck off.
10)Norwood then announces it wishes to merge with Glenelg.
11)Norwood and Glenelg launch a bid to join the WAFL.
12)David Petrovic offers to buy all 9000 of the Port supporters a "lemonade."
13)The Port supporters tell him to fuck off.
14)David Petrovic suddenly claims he was a Port supporter all along.
15)David is found after the match hanging from the goal post with a ND scarf around
his neck.
Alex :-)
David
[whole load of dribble deleted]
>Don't try to lower Port's dominance of the SANFL ,David!!!!!!!
BTW it wasn't me but another David, who asked.
>We are just too bloody good - Go on admit Dave (and Steve)!
We'll see on Sunday.
Dave
David J Low
>(Which it could well be!) Dosn't this suggest to you that Ports domination
>of the competition has been overwhelming!!
>Don't try to lower Port's dominance of the SANFL ,David!!!!!!!
One simple question, and the defense mechanisms kick into overdrive.
Sigh.
However, I guess this means that at least one avowed Port supported has
no idea what the actual number of Port finals appearances is. :-)
David (the other one).
John McEncroe
>
> If Ports losing attempts in Grand Finals is worst than its winning achievements
> (Which it could well be!)
>
> Dosn't this suggest to you that Ports domination of the competition has been
> overwhelming!!
>
> has been apart of greater than 64 Grand Finals in the SANFL!!!!!!!!
>
> What a staggering achievement by any one club!
> That is a greater than 50% ratio that Port have been in the grand final since
> the SANFL started!!!!
> What other fucking team can boast such a record??
>
>
>
>
East Fremantle in the WAFL. I think they've won around 28 flags and lost just as many
grand finals. Certainly is a lot of GF appearances. For interest, in the WAFL, then
follows West perth and East Perth (my team, plus the Eagles of course) who have
each won around 14 or 15 flags with as many GF losses also. Interesting how the ratio
of GF wins and losses is equal. Some teams, of course, have probably got fairly lop-sided records.
John.
Darren M. Wright
> dwr...@ist.flinders.edu.au (Darren M. Wright) writes:
> >
> >If Ports losing attempts in Grand Finals is worst than its winning achievements
> >(Which it could well be!) Dosn't this suggest to you that Ports domination
> >of the competition has been overwhelming!!
> >Don't try to lower Port's dominance of the SANFL ,David!!!!!!!
>
> Sigh.
>
> However, I guess this means that at least one avowed Port supported has
> no idea what the actual number of Port finals appearances is. :-)
>
> David (the other one).
>
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> | WWW: http://www.physics.adelaide.edu.au/~dlow/dlow.html ) / |
> | "I'd rather be lost in the Darkness than blinded by the Light" (_/ |
I'm not a walking statistition David(The other one)
I suppose you know everything about every club in the SANFL
- KNOW ALL
Cheers
Darren.......
David
>>
>The only team I can think of with a record anything like that of Port Adelaide's is
>East Fremantle in the WAFL. I think they've won around 28 flags and lost just as many
>grand finals.
Well Norwood have won 26 flags so they are also up there with the top
sides.
Alex M. Bulach
> Well Norwood have won 26 flags so they are also up there with the top
> sides.
hmmm......up there with the top sides....but never THE top side.
That sounds awfully familiar......actually, doesnt the ND theme song mention something
about that.
Second best aint good enough David !!!
Port once again are top of another set of statistics...
Alex..
Andrew S. Kuszczakowski
> >>
> >The only team I can think of with a record anything like that of Port Adelaide's is
> >East Fremantle in the WAFL. I think they've won around 28 flags and lost just as many
> >grand finals.
>
> sides.
Most of which were won in the very early years of the competition....
AND, they haven't won one in TEN YEARS!!! :)
Andrew...
Port Adelaide... We've won a premiership in the '90s!
David I. Perkovic
>In article <3qtn2r$i...@fang.dsto.gov.au>, d...@mod.dsto.gov.au (David) writes:
>
>> Well Norwood have won 26 flags so they are also up there with the top
>> sides.
>
>That sounds awfully familiar......actually, doesnt the ND theme song mention something
>about that.
>
>Second best aint good enough David !!!
>Port once again are top of another set of statistics...
>
and port supporters again after the get humiliated relive old
memories.