> are you tryin to say that the sport will always evolve?
> --------------------------------------------
Yup. I love the offense. I don't care much for defense at all, but
in sports as in books and all entertainment, the protagonist needs an
antagonist. A foil. Every Hal needs his Hotspur. Right now, for the
moment (though I don't think anything needs to change other than the
passage of time) the offense is without challenge. It is more like
mobile golf than it is like a field sport.
Oh, I don't have data on takeaways vs. giveaways, but my anecdotal
evidence of playing usau/upa ultimate for a long time and now having
watched a small handful of AUDL games (one live) leads me to believe
that there were waaaay more takeaways in USAU play. Granted, I played
the majority of that time with a one-man D-wrecking crew known only as
"DONO" (as in, sure, that's his last name, but I always thought it
meant what Mike G put so elegantly into words: "You see that guy over
there in the red shorts? DO NOt fucking throw it near him any more!")
so, my perspective might be warped.
> > 2. Longer Field.
> > How many of those players have been practicing their 70yd
> > bombs all these years? Not as many as have been practicing their 50yd
> > bombs.
> pfft, players have constantly thrown from a variety of distances pre
> audl
> ------------------------------------
Admitting your long-retired status leads me to believe that you do not
know what standard practices for practices/workouts/etc have been for
ultimate players for the last decade+. Yeah, they practice those
throws like (most) practice thumbers: Occasionally. No need to go
out and learn how to groove the throw that results in a turnover
because the field isn't long enough to support the throw. Like
above-- just a matter of time/practice.
> > 4. Hats
> > Sure... make them all have matching hats, but keep some teams at a
> > financial disadvantage so that the players can't wear their own
> > hats...
>
> dont the owners supply those hats
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Yup. But the Rampage didn't get team hats. At the Rampage @ Spinners
game that I attended, there was time during one of the breaks during
which all of the RI guys had to take off their non-matching hats.
Maybe one(?) guy was allowed to keep his on b/c it happened to match
the team colors. I'm completely speculating as to reason, but I'd bet
it was because RI didn't have the cash or didn't want to invest the
money.
> how about NO HATS.......just headbands
> ---------------------------------------
Nah. They're playing outdoors. The guys who want to have hats and
wear them forward to use the bill should def. be allowed to. The guys
who want to wear them backwards and pretend they're catchers without
masks? Whatever. I did my backwards hat thing for long enough that
I'm pretty sure it is totally innocuous.
> > 7. D's-> Fastbreaks
> > No matter the size of the field or the sport D's lead to
> > fastbreaks. Yes, in usau ultimate. Yes int he NBA. Yes in soccer,
> > yes in lacrosse, yes in... well, not the NFL because we have the
> > accursed downtime btw every play. I love the NFL, but the accursed
> > downtime will always make me angry.
>
> get dtv.....no down time on the redzone.......you can even make your
> own redzone
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It's an intrinsic part of the game, the waiting is. I'm okay with
that. But it will always make me love soccer, basketball, &c more.
We went down this road previously-- I don't like cutting from one game
to another. I prefer to be totally enveloped in one game than
passively/partially engaged in multiple games. The time between plays
is part of the experience of the players, and it informs me as to how
they experience the game. Shockingly for some, when I'm at sporting
events, I'm not watching the dancing girls or halftime shows-- I'm
wishing they would turn the music down so that I can lean in and hear
more from the huddles. So that I can see the way the players react to
their coaches&teammates during the breaks. I don't know or care if
this is everyone's experience or desire, but I do know it is mine--
the sports that I enjoy provide uninterrupted immersion in the sport
rather than the spectacle.
> > Should I here mention that
> > the most common complaint about my own favorite sport (basketball) is
> > that it is marred by *too much scoring* and the belief that NBA
> > players can't/won't play defense?
>
> i thought it was the flopping and intentional fouling
> -------------------------------------------------
Naw, you're confusing bball will soccer. The intentional fouling/
flopping is a painful recent development. That is in the hands of the
refs, not the players. If you are rewarded for flopping (extra
possession) or for intentional fouling (decrease points per possession
due to lack of FT prowess), you, as a player, are incentivized to do
so. In the movement toward "more offense" (reduction of handchecking)
and away from demonstrably physical play (more calls of low-level
fouls, more charging fouls) , aggressive taunting/trash-talking (more
techs for things half of the guys out on the local playground do) and
generally all things "urban" (see: dress code that, if you watch
russell westbrook and others is constantly being made a mockery of:
you can regulate what folks wear, but you can't make 'em look good)
the NBA has swung the pendulum a little too far (if you ask me) in the
direction of Serie A.
So, the problem is... the refs. The way the refs call the game. If
you play a self-reffed game, you'll have some shenanigans (I forgot
the score, I'm gonna start calling ticky-tack fouls, &c), but not a
soul on that court is gonna step in front of you on a drive the rim
and square up to take a damn charge. You'll get laughed out of the
gym or off of the blacktop.
I want the Jordan Rules back.
Really, the complaint most often heard about the NBA is "I only have
to watch the last 5 minutes". Why? because none of the points before
that matter-- anyone can win in the end. The style and story of how
all of those points are scored is the what pulls me in. Just like in
soccer, the way the spaces on the field change due to plays&players
over the course of the match, just like in the NFL the way the
defenses and offense change. So... I don't really get it, but
considering I expound on how much I love the NBA to nearly every
sportsfan I speak with... I hear the complaint very often.
> > Maybe on day we'll live in my dream world where in-play timeouts don't
> > exist in any sport...
>
> whats an in-play time out?
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When a guy stops play with a time-out. In ultimate, once the pull is
up, any timeout before the next pull is an in-play timeout. I have no
compelling reason to support these timeouts. Nor any timeouts in any
sport that I can think of. The least ultimate could do is eliminate
in-play timeouts and restrict them to before the pull. Fight that
point out and earn it or let the other team earn it.
> thought on tap: does ANYONE give a fuck what music dusty has on tap
does anyone give a fuck whether you wonder if anyone gives a fuck?
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