Rumor has it that Karl Doege will step up and play for the Jayhawks
during the final four, guaranteeing an outlandishly high scoring
victory and the resulting naked people on light posts party that took
place two years ago.  While I never feel comfortable saying KU is good
at anything, Fool's Fest is a definite must this year for anyone
looking for good competition, better drinking, and a chance to see Axl
in a rare bare-chested moment.  Did you know that guy has absolutely
no tan lines?  He'll show his taint to prove it!