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[B-Rock]

With all the videos about conditioning and about tips on how to play
better, are there any videos out there on theory? I know there are
books, but I haven't seen any videos. Any ideas?

[dar]

yeah. that sounds sweet. sitting in front of your television and
watching a video of some duder explaining his theories on what works
and what doesn't. ideally, he's in a smoking jacket, sitting in his
library, among his many leather bound books, in a leather chair,
smoking scraps of leather, and talking about how the game would get
more credibility if only the disc were stitched with a leather skin.

you're an fool. i don't even know you but i know that much. find
something else to do with your down time. in fact, spend your down
time looking elsewher for videos of theories. maybe you should start
a sweetest logo contest. that would also suck, but maybe you should
do it anyway.

dar.

[Powderkeg]

i really think that leather bound disc thing could catch on...

[doran....@gmail.com]

Music: Vivaldi's Concerto #5 (violins)
Fade up from black
Title Card CG(Font- Algerian Calligraphy 24pt): "Theorems of Ultimate
Expounded Upon"
Scene: Same as explained above, interior library, leatherbound books
etc. A snifter of brandy sits on an endtable next to a large
leatherbound chair. Our host, Idrinella has back to camera, is
smoking a pipe with one hand & perusing a dusty tome (presumably about
Ultimate) with the other hand. Camera slowly zooms into Idrinella
reading, then our host notices camera, closes book & turns to face
camera.
Idrinella: "Oh, hello there Ultimate enthusiast, you may know me from
such blogs as...."

...and scene.

TimD.

[dar]

it's because of samplings such as these that i keep timmyD in my
circle of trust. Idrinella....fantastic!

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[walla...@gmail.com]

> you're an fool. i don't even know you but i know that much. find
> something else to do with your down time.

because clearly trying to find information about how to play better is
worthless. nothing could ever be learned from more information. you
either are a good player or you are not.

dar is right to critique your free time. nevermind the moronic post
after moronic post that may come from him. he knows his limitations,
and he knows that he can never be a better player than he is right
now.

[Julian]

This the kind of thing you're looking for?

http://www.cogandrew.com/videopapers/ultimate/index.htm

[dar]

On Mar 1, 12:39 pm, wallape...@gmail.com wrote:
> because clearly trying to find information about how to play better is
> worthless. nothing could ever be learned from more information. you
> either are a good player or you are not.
>
> dar is right to critique your free time. nevermind the moronic post
> after moronic post that may come from him. he knows his limitations,
> and he knows that he can never be a better player than he is right
> now.

look, i get that you're probably new to my blog. thanks for visiting
and please listen close....

dump yourself some orville redenbacher kernels in a pan, with lots of
butter, and some salt, cover that shit, and place it on a stove top.
wait a little while and before long you'll have yourself some popcorn
(better than anything in a bag from the microwave). grab a handful,
put it in your mouth and shutup for a second before you open your trap
to talk again. take a minute to read that first post again. read it
again cause at best, you'll need to read it a few times to understand
the complexity of this kid's problem. he wants to get better at
ultimate by watching videos of someone discuss theory. read that
again. videos. someone just talking. videos of some duder (non-
gender specific) sitting in a leather chair and telling you about how
it was, is, and will be. fuckin' blockbuster in the making. or maybe
buy some videos from rob at ultivillage, attend more tournaments, or
email idrinella and aks his thoughts.

fuck it. why am i explaining this to you....take your popcorn over to
b-rock's house and watch trailers for 'theorems of ultimate expounded
upon' until it's officially released in 2008. when you're done with
the videos and have eaten all your popcorn, give yourself a cockpunch
for joining the adventures of b-rock.

dar.
aspiring co-producer for 'theorems of ultimate expounded
upon' (timmyD's finest work this year....and it's only march)

[walla...@gmail.com]

dar. show me where in his post he limits the desired videos to ones
that have a singular person talking about theories of ultimate.
please. when you do that, we can end all this doubting of your
reading comprehension ability.

[klew...@nc.rr.com]

> Music: Vivaldi's Concerto #5 (violins)
> Fade up from black
> Title Card CG(Font- Algerian Calligraphy 24pt): "Theorems of Ultimate
> Expounded Upon"
> Scene: Same as explained above, interior library, leatherbound books
> etc. A snifter of brandy sits on an endtable next to a large
> leatherbound chair. Our host, Idrinella has back to camera, is
> smoking a pipe with one hand & perusing a dusty tome (presumably about
> Ultimate) with the other hand. Camera slowly zooms into Idrinella
> reading, then our host notices camera, closes book & turns to face
> camera.
> Idrinella: "Oh, hello there Ultimate enthusiast, you may know me from
> such blogs as...."

"Won't you join me?"

[Justin]

You explained the "how to make popcorn" pretty well, but could you
expound upon the theory?

[doran....@gmail.com]

On Mar 1, 7:14 pm, wallape...@gmail.com wrote:
> dar. show me where in his post he limits the desired videos to ones
> that have a singular person talking about theories of ultimate.
> please. when you do that, we can end all this doubting of your
> reading comprehension ability.

Allright people we are doing this, if nothing else just to get
Wallape...to lighten up a little bit & realize how funny this thread
is & also to blow B-Rocks mind when he can click on UTEU's clips of
the day updated weekly. Popes fire up the viddy. We might also need
to add Rabbit to our production crew for some editing skills.

Ken Higgins or Karl Wheatbread do either of you have an ascot and/or
smoking jacket? Good, cause you 2 stiffs definitley have glasses
(which makes you smarter) & one of you will be playing the part of
Artemis Idrinella. Not sure which one of you yet, but when we decide
we will fly you to our production headquarters here in Denver & get
you right into your trailer & makeup. The 2 of you should send me a
resume tape, preferably a tape where you are expounding on some such
or the other, no longer than 3 minutes please.

I am thinking of an animated co-host. We'll call him "Scoober".
Scoober will ask adorable questions like "Poaching, Scoober not see
any eggy weggy's" whilst flitting around the screen. Artemis Idrinella
will laugh knowingly, & answer his silly questions, perhaps pat him on
the head.

Well, if you will excuse me I have a script that needs punching up.

Rumble....rumble...."you call this coffee, what kind of best boy do
you pretend to be?, oh your a gaffer, not a best boy, well EXCUSE ME,
Mr. gaffer, guess what I'm the director & I'll tell you if you are a
best boy or the goddamned Thane of Ipswich! Donna, DONNA! fire this
dullard, fetch me a gimlet, get Rob from Ultivillage on the blower,
undo your top button on your blouse & take a memo..."

[dar]

for fucks sake that's some funny shit.....we're truly blessed.