lukesmith wrote on Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34
> Have you come to the right place! First you should
> probably get a note, like, will you go out with me, with 3
> boxes. a yes, a no, and a maybe. don't forget the maybe
> box... might keep your hope alive!
Terrible advice, don't listen to him. Unless she's a gun
lover, she will think that you're one of those crazy
republicans who thinks he can get what he wants by rigging
the vote.
Better advice: go on the web and find a good pick-up line.
At worst, she won't have a sincere laugh but will appreciate
the effort.
I'm willing to give away one of my secret weapon since we're
not hunting on the same territory and, unlike you, I'm not
after tomboys.
"Hey cindy (dont forget to change the name), when I came to
see you practice yesterday, I lost my phone number...can I
borrow yours ?"
Tested and proven to work. Although, you have to account for
the fact that I'm probably more handsome than you.
Come back when you need some more expert advices (e.g. how
to give her an orgasm)