Hot and Not for College Ultimate 2007

[tatc...@hotmail.com]

Just in time for Vegas and QCTU, here is a complete breakdown of what
is "Hot" and "Not" for the 2007 season in College Ultimate. I would
like to thank all of the people who wrote me asking advice and such.
As this is my last year of college ultimate, I feel like it's my job
to guide the young masses.

Cleats
Hot: 2004 Speed TD
Not: Any other Speed TD

Socks
Hot: Ankle Socks
Not: Multi Color socks

Sports Drink
Hot: Pickle Sport
Not: Water

Ankle Protection
Hot: ASO Brace
Not: Tape

High Release
Hot: Two Finger
Not: Backhand

Warm up song
Hot: In the air tonight by Phil Collins
Not: Walk it out by DJ Unk

Offense
Hot: Horizontal Stack
Not: Vertical Stack

Defense
Hot: Tons of Poaching
Not: Hard Man D

Practice Punishment
Hot: Hitting with a switch
Not: Push Ups

Tourney Format
Hot: BCS
Not: Pool Play

Hats
Hot: Backwards
Not: Broke Off

Way to argue call
Hot: Finger pointing
Not: Calm Reason

RSD poster
Hot: Mike G
Not: Crazy Frank

Karl Doege
Hot: Joey Storm
Not: Karl Doege

Car Trip Movie
Hot: Shotta's
Not: Friday Night Lights

Region
Hot: Atlantic Coast
Not: Metro East

Rules
Hot: 11th Edition
Not: Not having provision in 11th Edition to settle double game point
with a best out of three series of the early 1990's game "Crossfire"

2006 Frisbee Party
Hot: Fools Fest 25 (Liquid Soul!)
Not: Don't want to get into trouble

Player Communication
Hot: Facebook
Not: Email

Jersey Type
Hot: Dri Fit
Not: Cotton

Jersey Font
Hot: Times New Roman
Not: Old English (Yale circa 2003, I am looking at you)

Jersey Color
Hot: White and Red
Not: Black and Red

Wristbands
Hot: One
Not: Multiple

Breaks
Hot: Inside Out
Not: Around

South Hothead
Hot: Crazy captain from Old Miss who yelled a lot and carried on
Not: LSU...turns out they weren't that big of assholes.

Player Role
Hot: Offensive Handler who will never see a point of defense
Not: All around player

Post practice activity
Hot: Throwing up
Not: Lounging

Ultimate Blog
Hot:Process of Illumination
Not:Crazy Franks blog about Dischoops

Have a great 2007 guys. Looking forward to playing!
Tom A
Kansas #19

[Geoff S.]

> Warm up song
> Hot: In the air tonight by Phil Collins
> Not: Walk it out by DJ Unk

I couldn't agree more.

Also hot, although not as hot as ITAT [in the air tonight], "Bossy" by
Kelis.

[hanspe...@gmail.com]

Good list. Just one addition from me:

Hot: Calling a forehand a "forehand"
Not Hot: Calling a forehand a "two-finger"

[pharohman]

Pregame Pitch to Pump of the Team

Hot: The Dirk Diggler Speech
Not: The No Bubbles Speech

[KC]

> Jersey Color
> Hot: White and Red
> Not: Black and Red

Indeed.

[GD]

Lets talk hot people shall we?

You pick em.

[Mike Gerics]

> > Jersey Color
>> Hot: White and Red
>> Not: Black and Red

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

---red and black are always hot.....always the way it should be.

[Duchamanos]

Scoober
Hot: Low release air-bounce scoober
Not: Chicken wing scoober

Tom on a turn
Hot: The guy burning Tom
Not: Tom

Pre-game
Hot: runny too-much TP required shit
Not: Dry bunny turds

Valentines Gift
Hot: Ulti Village 2006 Open Championship DVD
Not: Ulti Village Disc 3

Co-ed Team
Hot: Cardboard cutout subs
Not: silly team name (Looking at you, Puppet Regime)

Sideline Heckling
Hot: Getting ejected from watching a high school all-star game in
Texas
Not: Trying to follow up a perfectly good Karl Doege story with "One
time I saw Karl Doege take a nap during a school day and miss out on
the first half of a biology test, but he still got a pretty decent
grade out of the class. I guess it was an early test and didn't count
for that many points. But still, can you believe the unreal things he
does?!?"

Rocky I vs. Rocky III
Hot: Going the distance, 15 rounds against the World Champ
Not: Getting knocked out in the third round by Clubber Lang

[Hazera 36]

Tourney parties
Hot: winning your pool and the party that night
Not: getting out partied by your B team/ women's team

TDs
Hot: Dusty
Not: the BIG MH

[Mike Gerics]

> Scoober
> Hot: Low release air-bounce scoober
> Not: Chicken wing scoober

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

--hiawatha.
scoober is something totally different

[Fisher]

You don't have to love me, you don't even have to like me. But you
will respect me. You know why? 'Cause I'm a boss.

[S]

Hot: Vegas
Not: Florida... VERY NOT!

[Geoff S.]

> > Kelis.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Diamonds on my neck, diamonds on my grill
Diamonds on my neck, diamonds on my grill

[moh...@mizzou.edu]

Do you really think I'm a bad TD, or did you name the only two you
knew?

Richmond Celebration
Hot: Spiking before scoring
Not: Waiting until confirmation to celebrate

List makers
Hot: Ozarks
Not: Every other section

-MH

[tatc...@hotmail.com]

Watson accomplishments
Hot:Spreading the word of Karl
Not:Getting skied by Caleb on double game point of sectionals

[Robert McLeod]

I gotta disagree with the Speed's...I think this is how it should be:

Hot: 2006 Speed TD's
Not: 2005 Speed TD's

[Hazera 36]

the BIG MH wrote: Do you really think I'm a bad TD, or did you name

the only two you
knew?

Hot: reading RSD
Not: believing what you read on RSD

Hot: the BIG MH
Not: Allen Kolick

[daze]

Tony Danza is the boss

[Justin]

Has any time ever used that Phil Collins song as a cheer? It's
potentially funny, but also potentially painful. I hate cheers
personally. for every good one there's at least 5 that only get a
chuckle because it's easier than vomiting or saying what you really
think.

[moh...@mizzou.edu]

Hot: Spelling ALAN Kolick's name right
Not: Swagger Jackin'

-MH

[Hazera 36]

Hot: flaunting chest/back pelt/hair during summer league
Not: shaving your chest hair before regionals (I'm looking at you
black tide)

i think we can both agree on that mikey

[Daag Alemayehu]

Amen. Only correct statement in this whole thread.

[Duchamanos]

Tom accomplishments
Hot: Heckling on RSD
Not: B Team for 4 years

19 Century British Poets
Hot: George Gordon, Lord Byron
Not: Percy Bysshe Shelly

MarioKart 64
Hot: Bowser's Castle
Not: Donkey Kong

[cran...@gmail.com]

Duchamanos you are so wrong.

MarioKart 64
Hot: Battle Mode (block fort)
Not: Racing

[tatc...@hotmail.com]

I would take the B team over the Frizzzzzbears.

[br...@ku.edu]

So so insightful! Although...

First of all, Mercurial Vapors (in gold) are the new hott, not speeds.
And secondly, Old English will never be a Not. As The Game stated
quite succinctly:

"Ol' English
Ridin' by gettin' high
Smokin' on that chronic drinkin' Ol' English
Rags tied gangs signs Letters on my hat in
Ol' English
Drive by homicide
R.I.P. tats in Ol' English Westside 'til I die
Niggas pourin' out that Ol' English"

Catch up on your Westside lit Tom.

Whats hot-
Bruce 23

[tatc...@hotmail.com]

Also, I found your points toward me uninspiring. You could of brought
up the fact that I wasn't in school for two years, cant do math, etc,
etc...but you say I am slow over and over. Boooorrring. Everyone knows
I am slow.

Tom

[moh...@mizzou.edu]

I thought we weren't alowed to say/post that word on a national
message board since that Seinfeld dude. Even if you are quoting
Game(who's down with Dipset so he's down with me)

-MH

[Duchamanos]

Tom, I don't mind poking fun at you from time to time, but I'm not
going to get into a shit-talking battle with you. It's no fun shit
talking someone you know you're going to beat.

Lucy Liu
Hot: In Lucky Number Slevin
Not: In Kill Bill

French Fries
Hot: Hot
Not: Not

Trilogies
Hot: Ninja Turtles
Not: The Matrix

Ice
Hot: Crushed in a cup
Not: Sheeted on a sidewalk

[Hotpants]

On Feb 9, 11:17 am, "Duchamanos" <justhib...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Lucy Liu
> Hot: In Lucky Number Slevin
> Not: In Kill Bill
>

I hope very few people agree with this...

[sam...@ucla.edu]

Digital Short
Hot: Dick in a Box
Not: Lazy Sunday

[mcc...@gmail.com]

Hot: the first couple post
Not: everyone after about the 5th one

Is every body done trying to be funny now? Alright good, enough. :)

[Harris...@gmail.com]

On Feb 8, 1:31 am, moh...@mizzou.edu wrote:
> Do you really think I'm a bad TD, or did you name the only two you
> knew?
>
> Richmond Celebration
> Hot: Spiking before scoring
> Not: Waiting until confirmation to celebrate
>

> -MH

Love it.

[wolvesba...@gmail.com]

how about

MarioKart 64
Hot: MarioKart 64
Not: Not MarioKart 64