Hmmm sorry about that... I'm not sure who you've been emailing, but I
forwarded this message to those in charge, and you should be hearing
from them soon.
-dollar
umdfu
Crabcakes and football--- thats what Maryland does.
Pay tournament fees- well, thats what Maryland doesn't do
Peterson
Crabcakes and Jousting--that's what Maryland does.
I see a kidnapping scam in Maryland's future...
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You're damned hard to get on the phone.
Yah, it's pretty darned busy here, but that's the way we like it.
That's for sure. Now, I just need, on these last, these financing
documents you sent us, I can't read the serial numbers of the vehicles
on here, so I -
But I already got the, it's okay, the loans are in place, I already
got the, the what, the -
Yeah, the three hundred and twenty thousand dollars, you got the money
last month.
Yah, so we're all set.
Yeah, but the vehicles you were borrowing on, I just can't read the
serial numbers on your applicaton. Maybe if you could just read them
to me -
But the deal's already done, I already got the money -
Yeah, but we have an audit here, I just have to know that these
vehicles you're financing with this money, that they really exist.
Yah, well, they exist all right.
I'm sure they do - ha ha! But I can't read their serial numbers
here. So if you could read me -
Well, but see, I don't have 'em in front a me - why don't I just fax
you over a copy -
No, fax is no good, that's what I have and I can't read the darn thing
-
Yah, okay, I'll have my girl send you over a copy, then.
Okay, because if I can't correlate this note with the specific
vehicles, then I gotta call back that money -
Yah, how much money was that?
Three hundred and twenty thousand dollars. See, I gotta correlate
that money with the cars it's being lent on.
Yah, no problem, I'll just fax that over to ya, then.
No, no, fax is -
I mean send it over. I'll shoot it right over to ya.
Okay.
Okay, real good, then.
Quite possibly Bill Macy's greatest performance...that's right...I
call him Bill.
Pay up MD. Last thing you want is a bunch of skirt wearing Irates to
show up at your door...Guaranteed to be ugly not to mention
embarassing...