The Gentlemen are writing this as they recline on the plush Hermes leather upholstered airplane seats of their private G5 jet, en route to Northfield, MN. Sinatra's best wafts through the speakers; fine crystal flutes of Cristal are near at hand, as are the bevy of buxom stewardesses, quick with a smile and offering platters full of beluga caviar!
As you are aware, ultimate does not lie completely out of the sphere of the real world: the recession has also affected our humble little game. Three months ago was a dire time for The Gentleman, as fortune cast us near the brink of bankruptcy. The fall of a colossal ultimate tradition like The Gentleman's Annual Central Regional Preview would certainly bring chaos and panic to the ultimate economy, dooming the entire financial structure of the game!
Thankfully, the UPA recognized this danger and swooped in with a 2.3 billion dollar bail-out, thereby averting disaster. Kudos to the UPA, as the cash they've injected into our enterprise have allowed us to transition our research methods (and lifestyles) into the 21st century! Goodbye to the archaic rituals and guesswork of the past, say hello to algorithms, iPhones and Twitter. With these powerful tools at our disposal, The Gentleman are proud to present our most accurate predictions yet. Cheers, bitches!
Round 1: KEY MATCH-UPS #1 seed The Carleton College Cuts faces off against the French- Canadians Beloit (Bell-wah) College. The Fur Traders keep it close in the opening points, but at 3-2, they realize it's their first regionals ever, and promptly shit their collective gonch. CUT wins 13-5.
The sideline will be stacked with Steven's Point alumni as they rest their hopes upon the broad and brawny shoulders of one Thomas Rolgin. Their guys in green face off against the Minnesota Grey Ducks who rest their hopes on the slight and feminine shoulders of ex-Hodag Tim Percy. Minnesota prevails 13-7.
In a surprise twist, RC Geo Beek announces that Hupkins High school has taken the 15th seed away from UNI! The Hupkins Hurp have all been taking AP college-level course throughout the year and thanks to their wonder-team of lawyers (dads) have successfully petitioned their way into college regionals! Ben Feldman refuses to play against his alma mater, but somehow the Hodags pull out a squeaker 13-11.
Round 2: KEY MATCH-UPS Wisconsin gets their mojo going against EC once they realize that Robyn Fennig actually plays for the women's team. 6th year Hodag Jim Gaynor hooks up with BFF Tom Annen's discs in the end-zone for multiple scores, as Wisco Blodags win 13-6.
Expect a large crowd when Minnesota and Iowa face off, but expect that the crowd will quickly disapate once they realize that Beastmaster is no longer playing for the Grey Ducks. Despite a strong game from Number7LutherisdoucheATgmail.com, Minnesota is victorious, 13-11.
Round 3: KEY MATCH-UPS
The Carleton CUTs meet their all-too familiar foes Minnesota in the semis. Super-sophomores and Sub-buddies Grant Lindsey and Mike Arenson battle it out while Sam Kanner and Chris Kosenard move the disc efficiently for Carleton. Tim Percy's cutting gives CUT's D-line the fits, but Christian Foster eventually fouls him into submission and CUT end their day with a 13-10 win.
Wisco's Tom Annen marks up on Luther's Greg Sherbert in what will be an exciting handler match up! Animal outflairs Sherbrit by quite a bit, but Greg's anverts have been silly-sick all year. FOTY candidate Eric Johnston gets a chance to shine, but Jon Foster goes big all game, miraculously catching the swill that his n00b O-line handlers put up. Wisco pulls it out 13-10.
FINALS From our skybox seats, The Gentleman cuddle under our chinchilla fur Snuggie while pulling from a 60 year old bottle of single malt Macallan. The scene is set, and the expectations are high on the Carleton sideline as they hope to reclaim the regional crown for the first time since 2005. The Hodag seniors know if they lose, Kevin Riley will never let them hear the end of it and are resolute in their will to win. Back from the Holy Land, resident Hodag Rabbi Josy Kakoo prays over his former team. The savvy Carleton captains contest the disc flip and are awarded both possession and endzone decisions! Wisco receives the disc as the crowded Carleton College stadium thunders with CUT cheers. Darth Klane lazers a backhand to a streaking Jim Foster but a Carleton defender snags the D and converts the break. The two teams trade after that, with CUT taking half 8-6.
Halftime highlights: - Matt Ellsworth channels the live webcast feed to Carleton's weight room, where he's getting his swell on. Accidentally prolapses his rectum. - Ben Feldman finally realizes that Jim Gaynor's last name has the word "gay" in it, chuckles to himself for five minutes. - Jerome Potter shaves his beard into a Fu Manchu and is immediately offered a job in the hobo porn industry. - To get the Hodags jacked up, Muffin attempts first ever cock push- up, breaks foot.
The first point out of half is intense as a revitalized Hodag D-line increases the pressure. At a key moment, CUTboy Alex Evangelides takes injury timeout after his balls actually recede into his stomach while arguing a call. Hodag and med school student Matt "Young" Crumb receives TMF after trying to fix Alex's balls, but the refzerver ultimately overturns Alex's call and the Hodags get the break. Kanner calls a milestone 5,000th foul on the mark, moving past Jacob Goldstein on the all-time Carleton list. Not to be outdone, Ethan Klane calls his 6,000th travel. With the game notched at 14s, Wisconsin's Jon Jergens calls a time out to cuddle with his girlfriend, but ALAS, Wisco is out of timeouts! It's CUT's disc! Chris Kostnar picks up the disc and no scopes it to PBob ftw!
After Wisco beats Luther again, Minnesota and Iowa are pitted against each other once more as they duke it out for the final bid to nationals! Expect huge play after huge play as the Grey Ducks Arenson Bros and Iowa's Tyler Glen light it up. At 13s, a helicopter is heard in the distance! Looking to the skies, the crowd sees a wirly-bird with the UPA logo emblazoned on the side. It lands on the field, and out steps Will Deaver. "I have announcement to make! Due to the current state of the economy, the UPA is sad to announce that the size of nationals will be downsized to 12 teams. Unfortunately, the central region will only get two bids." A collective groan rises from spectator and player alike as Luther, Minnesota and Iowa fall to the ground in tears. Deaver, jumping back into the helicopter as it rises from the ground shouts "What, you actually thought some besides CUT and Wisco would get to go to nationals?"
> The Gentlemen are writing this as they recline on the plush Hermes > leather upholstered airplane seats of their private G5 jet, en route > to Northfield, MN. Sinatra's best wafts through the speakers; fine > crystal flutes of Cristal are near at hand, as are the bevy of buxom > stewardesses, quick with a smile and offering platters full of beluga > caviar!
> As you are aware, ultimate does not lie completely out of the sphere > of the real world: the recession has also affected our humble little > game. Three months ago was a dire time for The Gentleman, as fortune > cast us near the brink of bankruptcy. The fall of a colossal ultimate > tradition like The Gentleman's Annual Central Regional Preview would > certainly bring chaos and panic to the ultimate economy, dooming the > entire financial structure of the game!
> Thankfully, the UPA recognized this danger and swooped in with a 2.3 > billion dollar bail-out, thereby averting disaster. Kudos to the UPA, > as the cash they've injected into our enterprise have allowed us to > transition our research methods (and lifestyles) into the 21st > century! Goodbye to the archaic rituals and guesswork of the past, say > hello to algorithms, iPhones and Twitter. With these powerful tools > at our disposal, The Gentleman are proud to present our most accurate > predictions yet. Cheers, bitches!
> Round 1: KEY MATCH-UPS > #1 seed The Carleton College Cuts faces off against the French- > Canadians Beloit (Bell-wah) College. The Fur Traders keep it close in > the opening points, but at 3-2, they realize it's their first > regionals ever, and promptly shit their collective gonch. CUT wins > 13-5.
> The sideline will be stacked with Steven's Point alumni as they rest > their hopes upon the broad and brawny shoulders of one Thomas Rolgin. > Their guys in green face off against the Minnesota Grey Ducks who rest > their hopes on the slight and feminine shoulders of ex-Hodag Tim > Percy. Minnesota prevails 13-7.
> In a surprise twist, RC Geo Beek announces that Hupkins High school > has taken the 15th seed away from UNI! The Hupkins Hurp have all been > taking AP college-level course throughout the year and thanks to their > wonder-team of lawyers (dads) have successfully petitioned their way > into college regionals! Ben Feldman refuses to play against his alma > mater, but somehow the Hodags pull out a squeaker 13-11.
> Round 2: KEY MATCH-UPS > Wisconsin gets their mojo going against EC once they realize that > Robyn Fennig actually plays for the women's team. 6th year Hodag Jim > Gaynor hooks up with BFF Tom Annen's discs in the end-zone for > multiple scores, as Wisco Blodags win 13-6.
> Expect a large crowd when Minnesota and Iowa face off, but expect that > the crowd will quickly disapate once they realize that Beastmaster is > no longer playing for the Grey Ducks. Despite a strong game from > Number7LutherisdoucheATgmail.com, Minnesota is victorious, 13-11.
> Round 3: KEY MATCH-UPS
> The Carleton CUTs meet their all-too familiar foes Minnesota in the > semis. Super-sophomores and Sub-buddies Grant Lindsey and Mike Arenson > battle it out while Sam Kanner and Chris Kosenard move the disc > efficiently for Carleton. Tim Percy's cutting gives CUT's D-line the > fits, but Christian Foster eventually fouls him into submission and > CUT end their day with a 13-10 win.
> Wisco's Tom Annen marks up on Luther's Greg Sherbert in what will be > an exciting handler match up! Animal outflairs Sherbrit by quite a > bit, but Greg's anverts have been silly-sick all year. FOTY candidate > Eric Johnston gets a chance to shine, but Jon Foster goes big all > game, miraculously catching the swill that his n00b O-line handlers > put up. Wisco pulls it out 13-10.
> FINALS > From our skybox seats, The Gentleman cuddle under our chinchilla fur > Snuggie while pulling from a 60 year old bottle of single malt > Macallan. The scene is set, and the expectations are high on the > Carleton sideline as they hope to reclaim the regional crown for the > first time since 2005. The Hodag seniors know if they lose, Kevin > Riley will never let them hear the end of it and are resolute in their > will to win. Back from the Holy Land, resident Hodag Rabbi Josy Kakoo > prays over his former team. The savvy Carleton captains contest the > disc flip and are awarded both possession and endzone decisions! > Wisco receives the disc as the crowded Carleton College stadium > thunders with CUT cheers. Darth Klane lazers a backhand to a > streaking Jim Foster but a Carleton defender snags the D and converts > the break. The two teams trade after that, with CUT taking half 8-6.
> Halftime highlights: > - Matt Ellsworth channels the live webcast feed to Carleton's weight > room, where he's getting his swell on. Accidentally prolapses his > rectum. > - Ben Feldman finally realizes that Jim Gaynor's last name has the > word "gay" in it, chuckles to himself for five minutes. > - Jerome Potter shaves his beard into a Fu Manchu and is immediately > offered a job in the hobo porn industry. > - To get the Hodags jacked up, Muffin attempts first ever cock push- > up, breaks foot.
> The first point out of half is intense as a revitalized Hodag D-line > increases the pressure. At a key moment, CUTboy Alex Evangelides > takes injury timeout after his balls actually recede into his stomach > while arguing a call. Hodag and med school student Matt "Young" Crumb > receives TMF after trying to fix Alex's balls, but the refzerver > ultimately overturns Alex's call and the Hodags get the break. Kanner > calls a milestone 5,000th foul on the mark, moving past Jacob > Goldstein on the all-time Carleton list. Not to be outdone, Ethan > Klane calls his 6,000th travel. With the game notched at 14s, > Wisconsin's Jon Jergens calls a time out to cuddle with his > girlfriend, but ALAS, Wisco is out of timeouts! It's CUT's disc! Chris > Kostnar picks up the disc and no scopes it to PBob ftw!
> After Wisco beats Luther again, Minnesota and Iowa are pitted against > each other once more as they duke it out for the final bid to > nationals! Expect huge play after huge play as the Grey Ducks Arenson > Bros and Iowa's Tyler Glen light it up. At 13s, a helicopter is heard > in the distance! Looking to the skies, the crowd sees a wirly-bird > with the UPA logo emblazoned on the side. It lands on the field, and > out steps Will Deaver. "I have announcement to make! Due to the > current state of the economy, the UPA is sad to announce that the size > of nationals will be downsized to 12 teams. Unfortunately, the > central region will only get two bids." A collective groan rises from > spectator and player alike as Luther, Minnesota and Iowa fall to the > ground in tears. Deaver, jumping back into the helicopter as it rises > from the ground shouts "What, you actually thought some besides CUT > and Wisco would get to go to nationals?"
> See you in Northfield!
I offer my humble applause. Christian Foster sucks. But he's also awesome. Its like a paradox.
> > The Gentlemen are writing this as they recline on the plush Hermes > > leather upholstered airplane seats of their private G5 jet, en route > > to Northfield, MN. Sinatra's best wafts through the speakers; fine > > crystal flutes of Cristal are near at hand, as are the bevy of buxom > > stewardesses, quick with a smile and offering platters full of beluga > > caviar!
> > As you are aware, ultimate does not lie completely out of the sphere > > of the real world: the recession has also affected our humble little > > game. Three months ago was a dire time for The Gentleman, as fortune > > cast us near the brink of bankruptcy. The fall of a colossal ultimate > > tradition like The Gentleman's Annual Central Regional Preview would > > certainly bring chaos and panic to the ultimate economy, dooming the > > entire financial structure of the game!
> > Thankfully, the UPA recognized this danger and swooped in with a 2.3 > > billion dollar bail-out, thereby averting disaster. Kudos to the UPA, > > as the cash they've injected into our enterprise have allowed us to > > transition our research methods (and lifestyles) into the 21st > > century! Goodbye to the archaic rituals and guesswork of the past, say > > hello to algorithms, iPhones and Twitter. With these powerful tools > > at our disposal, The Gentleman are proud to present our most accurate > > predictions yet. Cheers, bitches!
> > Round 1: KEY MATCH-UPS > > #1 seed The Carleton College Cuts faces off against the French- > > Canadians Beloit (Bell-wah) College. The Fur Traders keep it close in > > the opening points, but at 3-2, they realize it's their first > > regionals ever, and promptly shit their collective gonch. CUT wins > > 13-5.
> > The sideline will be stacked with Steven's Point alumni as they rest > > their hopes upon the broad and brawny shoulders of one Thomas Rolgin. > > Their guys in green face off against the Minnesota Grey Ducks who rest > > their hopes on the slight and feminine shoulders of ex-Hodag Tim > > Percy. Minnesota prevails 13-7.
> > In a surprise twist, RC Geo Beek announces that Hupkins High school > > has taken the 15th seed away from UNI! The Hupkins Hurp have all been > > taking AP college-level course throughout the year and thanks to their > > wonder-team of lawyers (dads) have successfully petitioned their way > > into college regionals! Ben Feldman refuses to play against his alma > > mater, but somehow the Hodags pull out a squeaker 13-11.
> > Round 2: KEY MATCH-UPS > > Wisconsin gets their mojo going against EC once they realize that > > Robyn Fennig actually plays for the women's team. 6th year Hodag Jim > > Gaynor hooks up with BFF Tom Annen's discs in the end-zone for > > multiple scores, as Wisco Blodags win 13-6.
> > Expect a large crowd when Minnesota and Iowa face off, but expect that > > the crowd will quickly disapate once they realize that Beastmaster is > > no longer playing for the Grey Ducks. Despite a strong game from > > Number7LutherisdoucheATgmail.com, Minnesota is victorious, 13-11.
> > Round 3: KEY MATCH-UPS
> > The Carleton CUTs meet their all-too familiar foes Minnesota in the > > semis. Super-sophomores and Sub-buddies Grant Lindsey and Mike Arenson > > battle it out while Sam Kanner and Chris Kosenard move the disc > > efficiently for Carleton. Tim Percy's cutting gives CUT's D-line the > > fits, but Christian Foster eventually fouls him into submission and > > CUT end their day with a 13-10 win.
> > Wisco's Tom Annen marks up on Luther's Greg Sherbert in what will be > > an exciting handler match up! Animal outflairs Sherbrit by quite a > > bit, but Greg's anverts have been silly-sick all year. FOTY candidate > > Eric Johnston gets a chance to shine, but Jon Foster goes big all > > game, miraculously catching the swill that his n00b O-line handlers > > put up. Wisco pulls it out 13-10.
> > FINALS > > From our skybox seats, The Gentleman cuddle under our chinchilla fur > > Snuggie while pulling from a 60 year old bottle of single malt > > Macallan. The scene is set, and the expectations are high on the > > Carleton sideline as they hope to reclaim the regional crown for the > > first time since 2005. The Hodag seniors know if they lose, Kevin > > Riley will never let them hear the end of it and are resolute in their > > will to win. Back from the Holy Land, resident Hodag Rabbi Josy Kakoo > > prays over his former team. The savvy Carleton captains contest the > > disc flip and are awarded both possession and endzone decisions! > > Wisco receives the disc as the crowded Carleton College stadium > > thunders with CUT cheers. Darth Klane lazers a backhand to a > > streaking Jim Foster but a Carleton defender snags the D and converts > > the break. The two teams trade after that, with CUT taking half 8-6.
> > Halftime highlights: > > - Matt Ellsworth channels the live webcast feed to Carleton's weight > > room, where he's getting his swell on. Accidentally prolapses his > > rectum. > > - Ben Feldman finally realizes that Jim Gaynor's last name has the > > word "gay" in it, chuckles to himself for five minutes. > > - Jerome Potter shaves his beard into a Fu Manchu and is immediately > > offered a job in the hobo porn industry. > > - To get the Hodags jacked up, Muffin attempts first ever cock push- > > up, breaks foot.
> > The first point out of half is intense as a revitalized Hodag D-line > > increases the pressure. At a key moment, CUTboy Alex Evangelides > > takes injury timeout after his balls actually recede into his stomach > > while arguing a call. Hodag and med school student Matt "Young" Crumb > > receives TMF after trying to fix Alex's balls, but the refzerver > > ultimately overturns Alex's call and the Hodags get the break. Kanner > > calls a milestone 5,000th foul on the mark, moving past Jacob > > Goldstein on the all-time Carleton list. Not to be outdone, Ethan > > Klane calls his 6,000th travel. With the game notched at 14s, > > Wisconsin's Jon Jergens calls a time out to cuddle with his > > girlfriend, but ALAS, Wisco is out of timeouts! It's CUT's disc! Chris > > Kostnar picks up the disc and no scopes it to PBob ftw!
> > After Wisco beats Luther again, Minnesota and Iowa are pitted against > > each other once more as they duke it out for the final bid to > > nationals! Expect huge play after huge play as the Grey Ducks Arenson > > Bros and Iowa's Tyler Glen light it up. At 13s, a helicopter is heard > > in the distance! Looking to the skies, the crowd sees a wirly-bird > > with the UPA logo emblazoned on the side. It lands on the field, and > > out steps Will Deaver. "I have announcement to make! Due to the > > current state of the economy, the UPA is sad to announce that the size > > of nationals will be downsized to 12 teams. Unfortunately, the > > central region will only get two bids." A collective groan rises from > > spectator and player alike as Luther, Minnesota and Iowa fall to the > > ground in tears. Deaver, jumping back into the helicopter as it rises > > from the ground shouts "What, you actually thought some besides CUT > > and Wisco would get to go to nationals?"
> > See you in Northfield!
> I offer my humble applause. Christian Foster sucks. But he's also > awesome. Its like a paradox.
> > > The Gentlemen are writing this as they recline on the plush Hermes > > > leather upholstered airplane seats of their private G5 jet, en route > > > to Northfield, MN. Sinatra's best wafts through the speakers; fine > > > crystal flutes of Cristal are near at hand, as are the bevy of buxom > > > stewardesses, quick with a smile and offering platters full of beluga > > > caviar!
> > > As you are aware, ultimate does not lie completely out of the sphere > > > of the real world: the recession has also affected our humble little > > > game. Three months ago was a dire time for The Gentleman, as fortune > > > cast us near the brink of bankruptcy. The fall of a colossal ultimate > > > tradition like The Gentleman's Annual Central Regional Preview would > > > certainly bring chaos and panic to the ultimate economy, dooming the > > > entire financial structure of the game!
> > > Thankfully, the UPA recognized this danger and swooped in with a 2.3 > > > billion dollar bail-out, thereby averting disaster. Kudos to the UPA, > > > as the cash they've injected into our enterprise have allowed us to > > > transition our research methods (and lifestyles) into the 21st > > > century! Goodbye to the archaic rituals and guesswork of the past, say > > > hello to algorithms, iPhones and Twitter. With these powerful tools > > > at our disposal, The Gentleman are proud to present our most accurate > > > predictions yet. Cheers, bitches!
> > > Round 1: KEY MATCH-UPS > > > #1 seed The Carleton College Cuts faces off against the French- > > > Canadians Beloit (Bell-wah) College. The Fur Traders keep it close in > > > the opening points, but at 3-2, they realize it's their first > > > regionals ever, and promptly shit their collective gonch. CUT wins > > > 13-5.
> > > The sideline will be stacked with Steven's Point alumni as they rest > > > their hopes upon the broad and brawny shoulders of one Thomas Rolgin. > > > Their guys in green face off against the Minnesota Grey Ducks who rest > > > their hopes on the slight and feminine shoulders of ex-Hodag Tim > > > Percy. Minnesota prevails 13-7.
> > > In a surprise twist, RC Geo Beek announces that Hupkins High school > > > has taken the 15th seed away from UNI! The Hupkins Hurp have all been > > > taking AP college-level course throughout the year and thanks to their > > > wonder-team of lawyers (dads) have successfully petitioned their way > > > into college regionals! Ben Feldman refuses to play against his alma > > > mater, but somehow the Hodags pull out a squeaker 13-11.
> > > Round 2: KEY MATCH-UPS > > > Wisconsin gets their mojo going against EC once they realize that > > > Robyn Fennig actually plays for the women's team. 6th year Hodag Jim > > > Gaynor hooks up with BFF Tom Annen's discs in the end-zone for > > > multiple scores, as Wisco Blodags win 13-6.
> > > Expect a large crowd when Minnesota and Iowa face off, but expect that > > > the crowd will quickly disapate once they realize that Beastmaster is > > > no longer playing for the Grey Ducks. Despite a strong game from > > > Number7LutherisdoucheATgmail.com, Minnesota is victorious, 13-11.
> > > Round 3: KEY MATCH-UPS
> > > The Carleton CUTs meet their all-too familiar foes Minnesota in the > > > semis. Super-sophomores and Sub-buddies Grant Lindsey and Mike Arenson > > > battle it out while Sam Kanner and Chris Kosenard move the disc > > > efficiently for Carleton. Tim Percy's cutting gives CUT's D-line the > > > fits, but Christian Foster eventually fouls him into submission and > > > CUT end their day with a 13-10 win.
> > > Wisco's Tom Annen marks up on Luther's Greg Sherbert in what will be > > > an exciting handler match up! Animal outflairs Sherbrit by quite a > > > bit, but Greg's anverts have been silly-sick all year. FOTY candidate > > > Eric Johnston gets a chance to shine, but Jon Foster goes big all > > > game, miraculously catching the swill that his n00b O-line handlers > > > put up. Wisco pulls it out 13-10.
> > > FINALS > > > From our skybox seats, The Gentleman cuddle under our chinchilla fur > > > Snuggie while pulling from a 60 year old bottle of single malt > > > Macallan. The scene is set, and the expectations are high on the > > > Carleton sideline as they hope to reclaim the regional crown for the > > > first time since 2005. The Hodag seniors know if they lose, Kevin > > > Riley will never let them hear the end of it and are resolute in their > > > will to win. Back from the Holy Land, resident Hodag Rabbi Josy Kakoo > > > prays over his former team. The savvy Carleton captains contest the > > > disc flip and are awarded both possession and endzone decisions! > > > Wisco receives the disc as the crowded Carleton College stadium > > > thunders with CUT cheers. Darth Klane lazers a backhand to a > > > streaking Jim Foster but a Carleton defender snags the D and converts > > > the break. The two teams trade after that, with CUT taking half 8-6.
> > > Halftime highlights: > > > - Matt Ellsworth channels the live webcast feed to Carleton's weight > > > room, where he's getting his swell on. Accidentally prolapses his > > > rectum. > > > - Ben Feldman finally realizes that Jim Gaynor's last name has the > > > word "gay" in it, chuckles to himself for five minutes. > > > - Jerome Potter shaves his beard into a Fu Manchu and is immediately > > > offered a job in the hobo porn industry. > > > - To get the Hodags jacked up, Muffin attempts first ever cock push- > > > up, breaks foot.
> > > The first point out of half is intense as a revitalized Hodag D-line > > > increases the pressure. At a key moment, CUTboy Alex Evangelides > > > takes injury timeout after his balls actually recede into his stomach > > > while arguing a call. Hodag and med school student Matt "Young" Crumb > > > receives TMF after trying to fix Alex's balls, but the refzerver > > > ultimately overturns Alex's call and the Hodags get the break. Kanner > > > calls a milestone 5,000th foul on the mark, moving past Jacob > > > Goldstein on the all-time Carleton list. Not to be outdone, Ethan > > > Klane calls his 6,000th travel. With the game notched at 14s, > > > Wisconsin's Jon Jergens calls a time out to cuddle with his > > > girlfriend, but ALAS, Wisco is out of timeouts! It's CUT's disc! Chris > > > Kostnar picks up the disc and no scopes it to PBob ftw!
> > > After Wisco beats Luther again, Minnesota and Iowa are pitted against > > > each other once more as they duke it out for the final bid to > > > nationals! Expect huge play after huge play as the Grey Ducks Arenson > > > Bros and Iowa's Tyler Glen light it up. At 13s, a helicopter is heard > > > in the distance! Looking to the skies, the crowd sees a wirly-bird > > > with the UPA logo emblazoned on the side. It lands on the field, and > > > out steps Will Deaver. "I have announcement to make! Due to the > > > current state of the economy, the UPA is sad to announce that the size > > > of nationals will be downsized to 12 teams. Unfortunately, the > > > central region will only get two bids." A collective groan rises from > > > spectator and player alike as Luther, Minnesota and Iowa fall to the > > > ground in tears. Deaver, jumping back into the helicopter as it rises > > > from the ground shouts "What, you actually thought some besides CUT > > > and Wisco would get to go to nationals?"
> > > See you in Northfield!
> > I offer my humble applause. Christian Foster sucks. But he's also > > awesome. Its like a paradox.
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