This Off-season...
Frank Huguenard
For those who haven't seen it, there's a new short dischoops teaser video
here:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7207298441588121622
ager...@yahoo.com
> For those who haven't seen it, there's a new short dischoops teaser video
> here:
>
> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7207298441588121622
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--what is that fag doing after he bobbles the disc and then falls
backwards and tosses some sort of broken back kneee jerk dislocated
elbow wobbler?
.....looks like a seifeld dance episode.
or some sort of episode........
Frank Huguenard
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> Play Dischoops, it's fun!!!
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---wow....i admit to having only been able to previously sit thru 12
seconds of this crap.
now.....i am committed to watching it thru to the end.
wow.....it is the gayest shit i have ever seen.(and i say "gay" with
expressed verbal conscent from a guy i work with who is gay who says
that he too calls things and people gay in a gay way not in a
homosexual way)
jesus christ....i feel nausiated from this video and the turkey dogs i
just ate for lunch.
i'm trying to take breaks while watching this stuff.....and i am
having trouble hitting play again.....
8 seconds later
seriously....who are these kids that you got to star in this video
with you? do not do this to any more kids.
really? seriously......ya'll bobble the disc around like that and
self mack too....? really?
a few more seconds later
what is that crazy pivot jig?..i guess you need that to throw thru
that giant hoop.
i think the name is misleading. it should be called 'double
goaltimate'....with "twice as queer" as it's catchphrase.
disc hoops would be with some hula HOOPS suspended vertically.....a
high hoop or a low hoop....but a hoop of some sort.
a hula hool on a rod about 3 feet high to its center....no one allowed
to guard the HOOP inside a 5 yard radius circle....pass thru to a
teammate for a point....or just thru the hoop like basketball....
back to the action......
3 seconds later
why mc hammer. you EVEN ruin that.
30...
the reverse dribble footwork to self pass? ya take the best move in
basketball and turn it in to one of the top 10 dorkiest things to do
with a frisbee. shit.
no seriously....can someone throw a no look? that shit is dramatic as
hell.
travel! ya can't keep leaning further and further and lift your pivot
can you?
5;50 in....a hand off to one's self around a pole.
is that part of this game....because....dumb.
this game is made up of all the gay shit that wouldn't be allowed in
sport.
if you will...imagine the opposite of basketball with all the dumb
shit that defy the rules. it'd be horrible...like dischoops.
and i guess....the rules of basketball change each year to keep making
things better....and to get rid of that shit that they find out is
dumb for the game.
dischoops is where all those rules go to be frittered with by some
goofballs.
DISChoops....a home for misfit rules.
---that game is horrible.
there's no way it could be fun.
ager...@yahoo.com
--come on.....seriously.....if you're trying to say that that was YOU
bobbling the disc around and cortorting yourself in that manner in
order to throw that wobbler......i don't have a problem
WITH......rather....i doubt its existence.
Jackson
stephen...@gmail.com
Stop and think for a second: you spend all your time thinking about
people playing with a frisbee. No matter how you slice it, "real"
athletes think what you do is stupid, dumb, gay, retarded, fake, and
lame. Don't fool yourself just because you have been around disc for
a
while, the "normal" population will think you are a little [or a lot]
off for being serious about doing anything with a disc. Even if there
were dancing girls and refs in the background while Beau jumped over
a
guy, they still would have made a joke about Ultimate on ESPN's Top
Ten. They would make even more jokes if they knew about the bitter
infighting on RSD.
Stop the hate, bro. From the objective standpoint, you telling frank
about the problems with schoops and his play style is like the kid
who
eats paste making fun of the kid who tastes his boogers.
Leave the hate in 08,
Stephen Hubbard
paut...@gmail.com
Why not play ultimate in the off-season? Disc hoops? Come on.
*yawn*
ager...@yahoo.com
> infighting on RSD.
---i don't think it's 'infighting'
people would have to be 'in' AND fighting...to be infighting...right?
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> Stop the hate, bro.
---fuck you.
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From the objective standpoint, you telling frank
> about the problems with schoops and his play style is like the kid
> who
> eats paste making fun of the kid who tastes his boogers.
---you eat what?
matty j
ROFLMHO
disc...@yahoo.com
there is way too much homophobia on rsd. mike, a gay guy telling you
it's okay to say "gay" in a derogatory sense doesn't make it okay to
use it that way. it just makes him wrong, too. add to that your use
of "fag" and "queer" in this thread and it reeks of homophobia.
sean
ager...@yahoo.com
> it's okay to say "gay" in a derogatory sense doesn't make it okay to
> use it that way. it just makes him wrong, too. add to that your use
> of "fag" and "queer" in this thread and it reeks of homophobia.
>
> sean
--well the homophobia IS NOT coming from me.
and if a gay guy tells me that it's ok to say that something is gay
when it's gay...then it's pretty close to ok.
and if a guy with ropes in his hair tells me it's ok to call him rope
head...that's ok too.
i think that it's you folks that keep harping on NOT using gay or
queer or fag, that are the HOMOPHOBICS.
and queer means odd. look it up.
i don't reek of homophobia. i love everyone. i celebrate the
differences.
if you can't celebrate the differences of word usage...then you've got
some phobic of your own.
now....YOU PEOPLE....stop turning all the threads into conversations
about homophobia.
shit.
ager...@yahoo.com
> it's okay to say "gay" in a derogatory sense doesn't make it okay to
> use it that way. it just makes him wrong, too. add to that your use
> of "fag" and "queer" in this thread and it reeks of homophobia.
---that's like saying that ANY term used derogatorally is phobic about
something.
bad....that's phobic about michael jackson's song.
evil...that's phobic about satan and hell.
stinky....that's phobic about those smelly bugs.
lame....that's phobic about cripples.
boring....that's phobic about drills.
played out....that's phobic about theater.
tired....that's phobic about sleepy people.
stephen...@gmail.com
> ---you eat what?
No, you are the kid who eats paste and wants to sit at the cool kids
table but can't understand why they wont talk to you, frank is the kid
who eats his boogers, just figured out what masturbation is, and can't
stop telling everyone how great it is, and Im the kid who tells you
both whats up but cant sit at the cool kids table either because he
hangs out with the paste and booger eaters.
ager...@yahoo.com
> it's okay to say "gay" in a derogatory sense doesn't make it okay to
> use it that way. it just makes him wrong, too. add to that your use
> of "fag" and "queer" in this thread and it reeks of homophobia.
>
> sean
---and to correct your horrible labeling of the guy that i work with.
he's not a "gay guy".
he's a guy that is gay.
to call anyone a gay guy or a fat girl or a handicapped kid...is
negatively labeling someone.
don't TITLE someone by what they are or do or what they have.
that shit is rude as fuck.
my coworker is a guy who is gay.
the young lady is a person with a weight problem.
that is a child with a disability.
and you.....are a person that i think is homophobic.
got any hometraining?
ager...@yahoo.com
----oooohhhhhhhhh.....
joad...@ec.rr.com
>
> there is way too much homophobia on rsd. mike, a gay guy telling you
> it's okay to say "gay" in a derogatory sense doesn't make it okay to
> use it that way. it just makes him wrong, too. add to that your use
> of "fag" and "queer" in this thread and it reeks of homophobia.
on the contrary......what this news group reeks of is pussy ass pc
fucks that are ultra sensitive and cant accept the current slang
jargon and the use of the terms; gay, fag or queer. You that oppose
to this type of slang might find your time better spent e-mailing the
FOX television network and compaining about the show "family guy" and
their exessive use of those terms.
joad...@ec.rr.com
>
> i think that it's you folks that keep harping on NOT using gay or
> queer or fag, that are the HOMOPHOBICS.
i think they are all a bunch of closet fags, always cryin for the gays
in a desperate attempt to hide their own preference to "take a walk on
the wild side"..
Frank Huguenard
Your analogy is close but not really apt.
I am the introverted guy who marches to his own tune. I'm the guy who
really doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about him. I don't just say
it, I really don't care.
As for masturbating, that's what Ultimate Frisbee has been for decades. One
great big circle jerk, with clinics like WUFF giving special jackoff
lessons.
Throughout the 80's, I was just like all of the rest of you, strutting
around with my di(s)k in my hand, but in the early 90's, I discovered the
motion offense (or in your analogy, I found out how awesome sex is like
actually with another person).
And so I've been unable to stop telling all you wankers how awesome sex is
with another person and you say, "but Frank, jerking off is so much fun. We
love jerking off. There must be something wrong with you, you bitter, old,
slow, gay, delusional, self-aggrandizing fool".
Evolution can't happen if everyone only masturbates and playing by your
precious New Games rules is nothing short of jacking off.
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Vancer
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Sometimes I have sex with the same ultimate playing woman for long
periods of time, in between pick up games and tournaments. This
doesn't seem to fit your descriptions. I'm confused! Explain this to
me Frank!
Frank Huguenard
Playing Ultimate, without running a motion offense, is a very unilateral
experience.
Catch the disc, pivot towards the endzone, throw to the next person making
the same dumb cut.
And so it goes.
It is not a very cooperative experience.
It's only cooperative from the standpoint that your counting on the next
person to be the same mindless, interchangeable, drone as the last person.
The motion offense is highly collaborative as is the matchup zone defense.
Man on man defense is the epitome of lack of collaboration. You stick on
your man and be a mindless drone and hope your team mates do the same.
That's not collaborative. That's jacking off.
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StockOption
> your man and be a mindless drone and hope your team mates do the same.
> That's not collaborative. That's jacking off.
No, that's monogamy.
Baer
I too am a fan of zone defenses, as I'm sure many of us are.
Conceptually, I like the teamwork aspect and the mental part of
knowing your assignments. However, I wouldn't consider man defense to
be "lack of collaboration." This kind of defense is run in several
sports, including football and basketball, and is often preferred if
you have the athletes to run it and if you can trust your teammates.
In fact, the NBA outlawed zone defense until just a couple years ago.
Since you use basketball's offensive patterns as a model for your
motion offense and as the very basis of dischoops, how do you rectify
the concept that pro basketball has been so insistent on man-to-man?
Did this make basketball an inferior sport catering to mediocre
players? Did this give an unfair bias toward the NBA offenses (which
is one of the reasons they changed the rule, I believe)?
Furthermore, can your motion offense be successfully run in Ultimate
with a tight man D on you? Any offense is obsolete if the defender
gets between the receiver and the disc. Any offense can work if the
players can get a step on their defender and keep them off balance.
These are serious questions. I think enough people have shown interest
in seeing your offense in action, but there has not yet been any
evidence to show that it can be put on the field.
The bottom line: Zone D is good if you can execute it. Man D is good
if you can execute it. Motion offense is a good concept but nobody has
seen it. Masturbation is good and healthy, but sex between consenting
adults is usually better.
Paul: You probably think I'm too dumb to know what a eugoogaly is?
Alex Morrone
goaltimate but you can pass to yourself. And its a short field so you
dont ever to have run very far, looks lazier than goaltimate
paut...@gmail.com
I think you're a great Eugoogalizer. Ah, Baer. You make me a happy
person. Fuck everyone else. Nebraska ultimate is IN.
ager...@yahoo.com
> person to be the same mindless, interchangeable, drone as the last person.
---instead, i'm gonna start handing the disc to myself around a pole.
ager...@yahoo.com
> your man and be a mindless drone and hope your team mates do the same.
> That's not collaborative.
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---HUH?
you've grown up around some ultimate that is retarded.
thank god i've played where i play and not where ever it is that plays
that D.
ager...@yahoo.com
> goaltimate but you can pass to yourself. And its a short field so you
> dont ever to have run very far, looks lazier than goaltimate
-----double goaltimate rythmic discing.
matty j
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Nebraska ultimate?
Bringing Death Frisbee back to life?
The Cornhuckers?
Come to Fools Fest!
MJ
matty j
Obviously you never watched NYNY play mano a mano.
Talk about teamwork and collaboration!
But then again, our zone was off da charts.
MJ
Baer
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Rigor Mortis in Omaha actually took Death's place a couple years ago.
This will be a different team, and Fools Fest may be on the agenda...
muffin
> the same dumb cut.
> And so it goes.
> person to be the same mindless, interchangeable, drone as the last person.
Hmm... what is with all this in-cutting?
You must be playing boring possession ultimate...
I believe it's supposed to work like this: pick up the disc, send you
meanest cutter deep. Don't pivot and sniper bomb a breakside flick
sonic boom headshot for a 80 yard goal.
There, no mindless interchangeable stupid under cuts: just bitchings.
You should try playing like that... its really exciting and it works
at least half of the time. Much more reliable then the lefty scoober
chicken wing.
thaddeu...@gmail.com
I don't believe I have ever seen someone turn to the sideline and
shout, "BOOM!" after throwing a lefty scoober chicken wing either.
The sniper bomb breakside flick sonic boom headshot 80 yard goal? I
think I've heard BOOM a few times after one of those.
Plankton
and yet you still weren't any good...
As I've made clear in several other posts: The "motion offense"
obsoletes Ultimate no more than it obsoletes Basketball.
Glenn Poole
> obsoletes Ultimate no more than it obsoletes Basketball.
I said the same thing, but more politely, in an email to Frank. No
response. I think it's called cognitive dissonance.
mike....@gmail.com
statue of liberty, or annexation of puerto rico plays maybe there is a
chance? If this is the case I want Larry Fitzgerald from Az.
Cardinals and Joe Flacco on my fantasy team.
Glenn, big words don't work when people don't know how to read.