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Austin

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Jan 22, 2010, 3:47:59 PM1/22/10
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Greetings from beautiful Fredericksburg, VA

The first annual Erectionals tournament will take place on March 27-28
to prepare for upcoming sectional tournaments.

The tournament will have 8 teams (maybe up to 10) and includes nice
full-size fields on the Mary Washington campus and plenty of food and
water for BOTH days. Some sort of social event will likely take place
on Saturday night as well, maybe a nice steak dinner, we'll keep you
posted.

Send bids to grundlebugs at gmail dot com and we'll love you forever.

That is all for now,
Bye

pizzaslot

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Jan 22, 2010, 4:33:05 PM1/22/10
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This tournament name is another step forward in the evolution of
ultimate in becoming a "legitimate sport".

Captain Crunch

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Jan 22, 2010, 4:51:09 PM1/22/10
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I think it is a great name and an even better way to take care of my
pre-series boner.

adorable

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Jan 22, 2010, 5:31:09 PM1/22/10
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For those of you planning to attend, I just wanted to go
over the observer system real quick as we're experimenting
with some newer ref/observer/rules options.

Each game will have two observers.

Both observers will be hammered drunk on carlo rossi.

They will be making active calls of 'dick' if you make a
call on the field. Basically enforcing a 'No-calls for
flatballs' policy.

Active travel calls, in that, if you call travel, you will
be actively ostracized and your team will not be invited
back to next year's erectionals.

In/Out of bounds and up/down will only be called by the
receiver. 100% Trust.

'Battle' calls must rend the air during every huck.

Any discussion lasting longer than 5 seconds will result in
BOTH players going immediately to the 'Joose Box'.

If your good time at erectionals ends before 3am, consult a
doctor.

--
Posted from http://www.rsdnospam.com

Austin

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Jan 24, 2010, 1:25:20 PM1/24/10
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legitmatesportbump

Reggie Fanelli

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Jan 24, 2010, 3:46:35 PM1/24/10
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is this a womens or a mens tournament?

Shy

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Jan 24, 2010, 6:23:07 PM1/24/10
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On Jan 24, 1:46 pm, Reggie Fanelli <ageric...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> is this a womens or a mens tournament?

Just reading this is resulting in Priapism.

Austin

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Jan 24, 2010, 11:10:05 PM1/24/10
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On Jan 24, 2:46 pm, Reggie Fanelli <ageric...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> is this a womens or a mens tournament?

men's. And we copied your format...sorry. lazy

Reggie Fanelli

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Jan 24, 2010, 11:19:03 PM1/24/10
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> > is this a womens or a mens tournament?
>
> men's. And we copied your format...sorry. lazy
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---well....just do it well....don't screw it up.
schedule, watch, horn.

don't be sorry.
8 team events are great work.

the experimental rules and observer duties are NOT COPIED.
the standards mentioned in this thread are not UOA sanctioned.

MH

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Jan 25, 2010, 1:02:03 AM1/25/10
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RIP Trevor, you'll be missed.

Austin

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Jan 25, 2010, 7:50:54 PM1/25/10
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On Jan 25, 12:02 am, MH <mikehousto...@gmail.com> wrote:
> RIP Trevor, you'll be missed.

grundlebump

Austin

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Jan 27, 2010, 1:09:30 PM1/27/10
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hump de bump you gotta

Andrew

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Jan 28, 2010, 7:28:11 PM1/28/10
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bump

BV

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Jan 29, 2010, 8:10:42 AM1/29/10
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i flatly refuse to bump this post or otherwise encourage the Mary Wash
guys in doing anything remotely responsible.

ihatehomework

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Jan 29, 2010, 3:33:46 PM1/29/10
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this will be soul-shattering! mr5000 gonna be there with
some extra pain gravy for jmu if they come anywhere near
me.

d-d-doth legitimate sporting event

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Austin

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Feb 1, 2010, 11:12:37 AM2/1/10
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responsibilitybump

J Mac

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Feb 2, 2010, 10:35:06 AM2/2/10
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On Jan 24, 11:19 pm, Reggie Fanelli <ageric...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> ---well....just do it well....don't screw it up.
> schedule, watch, horn.
>
> don't be sorry.
> 8 team events are great work.
>
> the experimental rules and observer duties are NOT COPIED.
> the standards mentioned in this thread are not UOA sanctioned.

Did you really feel the need to clarify that the aforementioned
hilarious drunken observer rules were not actually copied from your
rules? Please describe the type of person you feel would not have
been able to discern that.

Reggie Fanelli

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Feb 2, 2010, 11:20:16 AM2/2/10
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> > the experimental rules and observer duties are NOT COPIED.
> > the standards mentioned in this thread are not UOA sanctioned.
>
> Did you really feel the need to clarify that the aforementioned
> hilarious drunken observer rules were not actually copied from your
> rules?  Please describe the type of person you feel would not have
> been able to discern that.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

---no, i didn't have to clarify.......i was simply trying to BUMP the
tournament announcement of a team attending the UOA 8s....because they
seemed to be referencing our event.
i was being cool.......'cause i'm like that.

now.....do YOU really need to clarify that the drunken observer rules
WEREN'T really 'copied' from the UOA Tournaments????
i mean....come on.
you HAD to point out that everyone COULD discern that the Erectionals
observer method isn't going to be the same as the UOA 8s?????????????

come on now.........

Austin

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Feb 6, 2010, 3:36:34 PM2/6/10
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merci mike g

Keep those bids coming!

BV

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Feb 7, 2010, 12:56:03 AM2/7/10
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meh

Reggie Fanelli

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Feb 7, 2010, 7:51:12 AM2/7/10
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> merci mike g
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

--n'rein......
does that mean 'it was nothing' en francaise?
awight...

Austin

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Feb 8, 2010, 4:09:57 PM2/8/10
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who knows how they think

Austin

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Feb 9, 2010, 7:19:45 PM2/9/10
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humpty bumpty

Nick

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Feb 11, 2010, 5:08:19 PM2/11/10
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GRUNDLE BUMP

Austin

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Feb 15, 2010, 5:22:05 PM2/15/10
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On Feb 11, 4:08 pm, Nick <nickdeasr...@aol.com> wrote:
> GRUNDLE BUMP
> --
> Posted fromhttp://www.rsdnospam.com

rejectionals

Bobus

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Feb 15, 2010, 8:56:48 PM2/15/10
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affectionals
sexionals

Austin

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Feb 21, 2010, 7:53:35 PM2/21/10
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On Feb 15, 7:56 pm, Bobus <roblo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> affectionals
> sexionals

reflectionals

Austin

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Mar 3, 2010, 9:08:41 PM3/3/10
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With increased interest in erection(al)s,
We have decided to expand the field of teams to 12. 6 mens teams and 6
womens. Because this is getting out so late we may have 8 men's teams
and 4 womens.

Keep those bids coming though! Due March 7. Teams will be announced on
March 8.

Bobus

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Mar 4, 2010, 12:11:35 AM3/4/10
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expansionals!

Austin

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Mar 4, 2010, 11:00:14 AM3/4/10
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On Mar 4, 12:11 am, Bobus <roblo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> expansionals!

I like this bobus fella

Bobus

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Mar 4, 2010, 10:27:49 PM3/4/10
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> > expansionals!
>
> I like this bobus fella

respectionals!

Austin

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Mar 14, 2010, 1:27:09 PM3/14/10
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On Mar 4, 1:11 am, Bobus <roblo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> expansionals!

expansionals indeed. Bid window is extended because one team dropped.
If you want to come to a very fun tournament email us at
grund...@gmail.com. We have room for 10 teams but will likely have 8

Austin

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Mar 17, 2010, 11:37:43 AM3/17/10
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On Mar 14, 12:27 pm, Austin <wabartenst...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mar 4, 1:11 am, Bobus <roblo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > expansionals!
>
> expansionals indeed. Bid window is extended because one team dropped.
> If you want to come to a very fun tournament email us at
> grundleb...@gmail.com. We have room for 10 teams but will likely have 8

bump

Austin

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Mar 19, 2010, 2:00:47 AM3/19/10
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one week bump...we got 8 teams...we want 10!

it's gonna be zoppity

Austin

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Mar 23, 2010, 5:34:43 PM3/23/10
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last bump

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