Song for India
alvey
motorcade and farewell because of their performances and the way that they
played their cricket. The only thing missing in that less commercial age
was a catchy tune to mark the ocassion. So, to avoid that happening again
I've reworked one of the All-Time Classics to mark the departure of India
from this much written about tour.
Ok, to the tune of "C'mon Aussie, C'mon", everybody singgggg.
Kumb-el-a's appealing is a scream.
India are winners in their dreams.
You couldn't keep your wickets.
So take your whines and stick it.
And tell your Board that their bullying's obscene.
Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off Inja fuck off.
We're sick of playing cricket with you brats.
India it's great to see your back.
Your supporters are mad scum.
Harby's extra dumb.
And your hypocrites are talking through their cracks.
So.
Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off Inja fuck off.
(c) Tinpan Alvey, 2008.
brijesh.k...@gmail.com
1. Australia cheated in Sydney
2. Your players make racial slurs like "Black Monkey" and get banned
for it in matches
3. Your cheating players accuse others of racial slur which is proven
wrong.
4. The dimwit fans keep on asking "why is Harby let off after making a
racial slur" when the whole world very well knows (including the law
and judges now) that Harby never made that statement
Try another song
Rodney Ulyate
> The song doesnt change the fact that:
> 1. Australia cheated in Sydney
> 2. Your players make racial slurs like "Black Monkey" and get banned
> for it in matches
> 3. Your cheating players accuse others of racial slur which is proven
> wrong.
> 4. The dimwit fans keep on asking "why is Harby let off after making a
> racial slur" when the whole world very well knows (including the law
> and judges now) that Harby never made that statement
> Try another song
Something like this (?):
**
Brijesh's crap grammar was foreseen,
Much akin to Rahul's slow crawling.
Why can't you see humour?
You spell like you've a tumour
And open yourself up to endless mocking!
Lark off, Brijesh, lark off, lark off!
Lark off, Brijesh, lark off!
***
Com'on, let's have a ditty war!
<snip>
--
Rodney Ulyate
"He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything."
Thomas Carlyle
skoo...@googlemail.com
> So.
> Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
> Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
> Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
> Fuck off Inja fuck off.
>
> (c) Tinpan Alvey, 2008.
Nice work. Your are balladeer of flair and verve that is not often
seen in your social class. Your Koolgarlie friends must be quite proud
of you. Your vocabulary has grown and you display a literary ambition
- with that wonderfully polished ballad - that I thought was beyond a
mine worker's abilities.
Keep it up fella and they may raise this week's wages at the mine.
-SB
skoo...@googlemail.com
>
> **
>
> Brijesh's crap grammar was foreseen,
> Much akin to Rahul's slow crawling.
> Why can't you see humour?
> You spell like you've a tumour
> And open yourself up to endless mocking!
>
> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off, lark off!
> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off!
>
> ***
>
> Com'on, let's have a ditty war!
>
> <snip>
>
> --
> Rodney Ulyate
Rodney, found your intellectual peer haven't you? Shades of Simone De
Bovar and Jean Paul Sartre here. She joyously rushed into his
literary embrace we are told and wrote her best works in response to
his letters. I see Alvey and Rodney as the day wage labor's answer to
the Sartre and Bovar. And if I may say so, you two bring - how shall I
put it - beautiful natural and native voices to your balladeering. No
pretences of any kind, so genuine and reflective of the cultures of
your countries. The Alexander Popes of our times.
I look forward to reading more of your subtle and nuanced poetry. I
hope you will continue on this literary journey - from bad to verse.
-SB
Rodney Ulyate
> On Jan 29, 1:02 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> **
>> Brijesh's crap grammar was foreseen,
>> Much akin to Rahul's slow crawling.
>> Why can't you see humour?
>> You spell like you've a tumour
>> And open yourself up to endless mocking!
>> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off, lark off!
>> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off!
>> ***
>> Com'on, let's have a ditty war!
>> <snip>
> Bovar and Jean Paul Sartre here. She joyously rushed into his
> literary embrace we are told and wrote her best works in response to
> his letters. I see Alvey and Rodney as the day wage labor's answer to
> the Sartre and Bovar. And if I may say so, you two bring - how shall I
> put it - beautiful natural and native voices to your balladeering. No
> pretences of any kind, so genuine and reflective of the cultures of
> your countries. The Alexander Popes of our times.
> I look forward to reading more of your subtle and nuanced poetry. I
> hope you will continue on this literary journey - from bad to verse.
That is very nice, oh Pusillanimous One, but, true to form, you quite
fail to grasp that to which you deign to retort.
Allow me to shed some light: by "ditty war", I mean bickering, abusing,
patronising, and whatever else eludes the prions which infest your
skull, via *song*, not prose. There is rather a big difference, you know.
--
Best of luck with the kuru,
Rodney Ulyate
"It would be almost impossible to score less than 400 against modern-day
Zimbabwe even if batting on a corrugated iron roof."
Andrew Dunford
Andrew Dunford
"Rodney Ulyate" <rodney...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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<snip>
> "It would be almost impossible to score less than 400 against modern-day
> Zimbabwe even if batting on a corrugated iron roof."
> Andrew Dunford
I can't remember the exact quote I stole the above from, but from memory it
involved Ray Illingworth and was something like: "he couldn't turn the ball
on corrugated iron". Not sure if it was made by Illingworth or in reference
to him.
Andrew
prabh...@hotmail.com
<skoot...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
> Nice work. Your are balladeer of flair and verve that is not often
> seen in your social class. Your Koolgarlie friends must be quite proud
> of you. Your vocabulary has grown and you display a literary ambition
> - with that wonderfully polished ballad - that I thought was beyond a
> mine worker's abilities.
>
> Keep it up fella and they may raise this week's wages at the mine.
>
> -SB
good one, LOL! Convict alvey is just relieved that had India pulled
out of ODIs there would have none to purchase his burgers at the
ground and he will have to return to his ancestral occupation of
thieving and picking pockets for a living :)
great...@fastmail.fm
The fact of the matter, Alvey, is that Australia have lost. And I'm
not talking about the game. Indians leaned on them and they gave in.
Just as in world political matters, Australians are a poodle of
America, in cricketing matters, they're a bunny of India.
Hurts, does it?
Get used to it. It will happen again and again. The only recourse you
have is to create such silly songs.
bhandava
You would be astounded at how much miners can earn in Australia. Even
converting to $US it's 6 figures.
Next time try taxi driver, telemarketer, petrol station attendant, or
cleaner. ;)
bhandava
bhandava
Dont get too carried away by a troll, Australia isn't the ICC. I didn't
see the Australians give in at all.
India have won 29 of 90 ODIs against Australia.
India have won 16 of 72 Tests against Australia.
What's a bunny?
bhandava
Cicero
<great...@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
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And hold up trophies.
great...@fastmail.fm
when I said bunny.
bhandava
What are 'cricketing matters' if you weren't talking about cricket?
In this thread I don't care anyway, I don't wish to further flesh out
this troll thread.
bhandava
great...@fastmail.fm
talking of other aspects related to game but not the game itself. You
cannot make it out from context and have to be told everything. Once
told of your mistakes you run away "Oh I don't wanna feed a troll."
bhandava
I hate to break it to you but the results from the games are 'cricketing
matters'; results aren't the game itself even to a pedant. This is a
plain fact; I don't care if you don't understand what you're typing. I'm
not interested in your poor excuses and trying to rely on the governing
board of a sport rather than the sport itself. There’s no need to get
all flustered and get your pretty panties in a twist.
Perhaps if you weren't so illiterate in your ramblings, others could
understand what you're *attempting* to regurgitate. A handy hint for you
to try in the future is "punctuation". If you are unsure of the meaning,
ask your teacher at school to explain it to you.
Please continue to dig your own hole though, lil lady.
bhandava
great...@fastmail.fm
Let's try again.
1. Australia won the series. No arguments about that.
2. Indian board leans on Australian board. Australian board gave in.
3. Australian self-respect goes out the window.
4. Australians such as Alvey, start crying.
5. I tell him - what's the point? Get used to it. It will happen again
and again. This isn't the first time.
Do you understand now?
bhandava
Yes, you have cleared it up.
Although I can't really fathom why Alvey or Australians would cry or
lose self respect if their board is as weak and spineless as it seems.
Do they need a strong cricketing board to fortify their self image?
bhandava
subi...@notmail.com
no bhandava, they don't, when they have a number of thuggish loudmouth
louts in their cricket team. haydos didn't hear, clarke didn't hear,
ponting didn't hear, the umpires didn't hear, the stump mics didn't
pick up anything, yet CA should have gone ahead with demanding
bhajji's head. kangaroo court indeed.
bhandava
I don't think it should've been reported to begin with. If there was no
evidence, it should've been dropped. It's also weak for the board to
start something and back down.
There were kangaroos in the court as well as bokke? Maybe that's what
caused the confusion.
bhandava
brijesh.k...@gmail.com
>
> > The song doesnt change the fact that:
> > 1. Australia cheated in Sydney
> > 2. Your players make racial slurs like "Black Monkey" and get banned
> > for it in matches
> > 3. Your cheating players accuse others of racial slur which is proven
> > wrong.
> > 4. The dimwit fans keep on asking "why is Harby let off after making a
> > racial slur" when the whole world very well knows (including the law
> > and judges now) that Harby never made that statement
> > Try another song
>
> Something like this (?):
>
> **
>
> Brijesh's crap grammar was foreseen,
Really?
> Much akin to Rahul's slow crawling.
> Why can't you see humour?
> You spell like you've a tumour
"you have" a tumor
> And open yourself up to endless mocking!
>
> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off, lark off!
> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off!
It still does not change facts. Try another song
brijesh.k...@gmail.com
>
> > The song doesnt change the fact that:
> > 1. Australia cheated in Sydney
> > 2. Your players make racial slurs like "Black Monkey" and get banned
> > for it in matches
> > 3. Your cheating players accuse others of racial slur which is proven
> > wrong.
> > 4. The dimwit fans keep on asking "why is Harby let off after making a
> > racial slur" when the whole world very well knows (including the law
> > and judges now) that Harby never made that statement
> > Try another song
>
> Something like this (?):
>
> **
>
> Brijesh's crap grammar was foreseen,
And i am feeling terrible that I dont speak your language and manage
to speak just five other languages.
Rodney Ulyate
> On Jan 29, 1:02 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> brijesh.khergam...@gmail.com moaned:
>>> The song doesnt change the fact that:
>>> 1. Australia cheated in Sydney
>>> 2. Your players make racial slurs like "Black Monkey" and get banned
>>> for it in matches
>>> 3. Your cheating players accuse others of racial slur which is proven
>>> wrong.
>>> 4. The dimwit fans keep on asking "why is Harby let off after making a
>>> racial slur" when the whole world very well knows (including the law
>>> and judges now) that Harby never made that statement
>>> Try another song
>> Something like this (?):
>> **
>> Brijesh's crap grammar was foreseen,
> Really?
Yes. Blame the crystal orb.
>> Much akin to Rahul's slow crawling.
>> Why can't you see humour?
>> You spell like you've a tumour
> "you have" a tumor
What're you quotin'? It certainly ain't what I wrote.
>> And open yourself up to endless mocking!
>> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off, lark off!
>> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off!
> It still does not change facts. Try another song
'Kay. This one is sung to the tune of the opening of LeAnn Rimes's "How
Do I Live Without You":
Why do I
Have to change fa-acts for you?
What makes you think I want to,
You si-i-illy, dunce?
<snip>
--
Rodney Ulyate
"I was given out 3 times when I was actually not out. At no time was I
given not out when I was actually out."
Wog George
Rodney Ulyate
> On Jan 29, 1:02 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> brijesh.khergam...@gmail.com moaned:
>>> The song doesnt change the fact that:
>>> 1. Australia cheated in Sydney
>>> 2. Your players make racial slurs like "Black Monkey" and get banned
>>> for it in matches
>>> 3. Your cheating players accuse others of racial slur which is proven
>>> wrong.
>>> 4. The dimwit fans keep on asking "why is Harby let off after making a
>>> racial slur" when the whole world very well knows (including the law
>>> and judges now) that Harby never made that statement
>>> Try another song
>> Something like this (?):
>> **
>> Brijesh's crap grammar was foreseen,
> And i
that "i" should be capitalised, brijesh.
> am feeling terrible that I dont speak your language and manage
> to speak just five other languages.
And I am feeling terrible that you feel so insecure about it as to feel
the need to respond to the same message twice.
<snip>
--
Rodney Ulyate
"Get your shit stars off our flag."
Barmy Army
brijesh.k...@gmail.com
> brijesh.khergam...@gmail.com squealed, again:
I realized you are slow and would need two messages to read anything
more than one sentence.
brijesh.k...@gmail.com
> brijesh.khergam...@gmail.com squealed:
Seriously you are terrible at this. But its very entertaining to see a
retard think he is making good parodies.
Make another one Rodney. Go for it
kipps
You seem to do pretty damn well in King's English young man [or is it
the Queen's English]
brijesh.k...@gmail.com
I am not good at English. Its not my language. I practiced it just to
get a 750 in GMAT and i am done with it now.
CoverPoint
"bhandava" <bhandava_...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> skoo...@googlemail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 29, 12:04 am, alvey <is...@allinterested.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>So.
>>>Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
>>>Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
>>>Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
>>>Fuck off Inja fuck off.
>>>
>>>(c) Tinpan Alvey, 2008.
>>
>>
>> Nice work. Your are balladeer of flair and verve that is not often
>> seen in your social class. Your Koolgarlie friends must be quite proud
>> of you. Your vocabulary has grown and you display a literary ambition
>> - with that wonderfully polished ballad - that I thought was beyond a
>> mine worker's abilities.
>>
>> Keep it up fella and they may raise this week's wages at the mine.
>>
>> -SB
>
> You would be astounded at how much miners can earn in Australia. Even
> converting to $US it's 6 figures.
bhandava,
But alvey's racial hatred of Indians is fine with you.
"Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
Fuck off Inja fuck off."
> Next time try taxi driver, telemarketer, petrol station attendant, or
> cleaner. ;)
>
> bhandava
Genius bhandava,
You mean NO native born americans work as taxi drivers, telemarketers,
cleaners and petrol station attendants ?
Just FYI,
Pepsi CEO is Indra Nooyi (Indian)
Worlds biggest bank and American Icon Citigroup CEO = Vikram Pandit (Indian)
SunMicro Systems cofounder - Vinod Khosla (Indian)
Motorolas Chief technology Officer is an Indian "Padmasree Warrior"
23% of doctors in USA are Indians
Infospace, Cascade Communications, Brocade Communications founders
were Indians
Warren Buffets trusted lieutenant and possible future CEO of Berkshire
Hathaway
- Ajit Jain (Indian)
There are hundreds of public and private companies in silicon valley and
other
parts of USA founded and headed by Indian CEOs
China and Japan hold more than a TRILLION dollars of US treasuries
American Icon companies are begging Chinese and Arab Muslims for money
to keep their corporations from going bankrupt.
CoverPoint
Australia is a poodle/slave/whore of America.
CoverPoint
You are supposed to be an English language genius.
Running away again bhandava ?
LoL
CoverPoint
<great...@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
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Born pussies always either killfile or run away when they lose arguments
or get exposed as complete dumbasses.
bhandava is no exception.
CoverPoint
bhandava,
I am sure these stupid Indians have to learn English, punctuation etc
from George Bush Jr and Miss South Carolina.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
OR
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII
bhandava
You are more of a fool than I thought if you respect American intellect.
Americans speak bastardised English.
You're the one who lives in America.
bhandava
bhandava
>
Would anyone think that Alveys post isn't complete and utter garbage?
Maybe those who find quality in the numerous Indian trolls or Rats
obsession with Murali.
While I like the consistently growing Australia-India cricket rivalry,
racists and stupid trolls fan the fires of ignorance in fans and make it
hard to enjoy the spectacle of the actual sport.
I've worked for one of the mentioned companies and a subsidiary of
another in Chennai. There's no point trying to tell me about Indian
company management, it doesn't increase or decrease the employment
desirability of an organisation.
I know there's no point trying to converse with you, but I'm a sadist
after all. I may be a psychopath but I'm not a racist psychopath.
FBI, CBI...all the same. ;)
bhandava
Jack
<brijesh.k...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Jan 29, 1:02 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> brijesh.khergam...@gmail.com moaned:
>>
>> > The song doesnt change the fact that:
>> > 1. Australia cheated in Sydney
>> > 2. Your players make racial slurs like "Black Monkey" and get banned
>> > for it in matches
>> > 3. Your cheating players accuse others of racial slur which is proven
>> > wrong.
>> > 4. The dimwit fans keep on asking "why is Harby let off after making a
>> > racial slur" when the whole world very well knows (including the law
>> > and judges now) that Harby never made that statement
>> > Try another song
>>
>> Something like this (?):
>>
>> **
>>
>> Brijesh's crap grammar was foreseen,
>
> And i am feeling terrible that I dont speak your language and manage
> to speak just five other languages.
Are you as shit at them as you are with English?
Jack
<brijesh.k...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Okay. Bye, bye now. Since you don't like speaking English, go haunt some
other newsgroup shitlips.
Jack
<skoo...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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> On Jan 29, 12:04 am, alvey <is...@allinterested.com> wrote:
>
>> So.
>> Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
>> Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
>> Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
>> Fuck off Inja fuck off.
>>
>> (c) Tinpan Alvey, 2008.
>
> seen in your social class. Your Koolgarlie friends must be quite proud
> of you. Your vocabulary has grown and you display a literary ambition
> - with that wonderfully polished ballad - that I thought was beyond a
> mine worker's abilities.
>
> Keep it up fella and they may raise this week's wages at the mine.
What's wrong with working in a mine? You worthless turd.
Perhaps if you got off your filthy arse and got an honest job you may have
credibility.
Otherwise, piss off.
>
> -SB
Jack
<prabh...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Jan 29, 4:16 am, "skoot...@googlemail.com"
> <skoot...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> Nice work. Your are balladeer of flair and verve that is not often
>> seen in your social class. Your Koolgarlie friends must be quite proud
>> of you. Your vocabulary has grown and you display a literary ambition
>> - with that wonderfully polished ballad - that I thought was beyond a
>> mine worker's abilities.
>>
>> Keep it up fella and they may raise this week's wages at the mine.
>>
>
> good one, LOL! Convict alvey is just relieved that had India pulled
> out of ODIs there would have none to purchase his burgers at the
> ground and he will have to return to his ancestral occupation of
> thieving and picking pockets for a living :)
Unfortunately your mum has to sell herself down the mine to raise the money
to buy you a ticket.
I know you'd do it yourself but your arse is a little sore from that stint
in jail last week.
Jack
<great...@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
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> On Jan 29, 3:04 am, alvey <is...@allinterested.com> wrote:
>> When Worrell's Windians left Oz in 1961 they were accorded a civic
>> motorcade and farewell because of their performances and the way that
>> they
>> played their cricket. The only thing missing in that less commercial age
>> was a catchy tune to mark the ocassion. So, to avoid that happening again
>> I've reworked one of the All-Time Classics to mark the departure of India
>> from this much written about tour.
>>
>> Ok, to the tune of "C'mon Aussie, C'mon", everybody singgggg.
>>
>> Kumb-el-a's appealing is a scream.
>> India are winners in their dreams.
>> You couldn't keep your wickets.
>> So take your whines and stick it.
>> And tell your Board that their bullying's obscene.
>>
>> Fuck off Inja fuck off.
>>
>> India it's great to see your back.
>> Your supporters are mad scum.
>> Harby's extra dumb.
>> And your hypocrites are talking through their cracks.
>>
>> Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
>> Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
>> Fuck off Inja fuck off, fuck off
>> Fuck off Inja fuck off.
>>
>> (c) Tinpan Alvey, 2008.
>
> not talking about the game. Indians leaned on them and they gave in.
> Just as in world political matters, Australians are a poodle of
> America, in cricketing matters, they're a bunny of India.
Are you asking if it hurts taking it up the arse?
Don't know myself, ask your mum.
> Get used to it. It will happen again and again. The only recourse you
> have is to create such silly songs.
We could beat the fuck out of you, instead.
john smith
<brijesh.k...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Jan 29, 1:02 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> brijesh.khergam...@gmail.com moaned:
>>
>> > The song doesnt change the fact that:
>> > 1. Australia cheated in Sydney
>> > 2. Your players make racial slurs like "Black Monkey" and get banned
>> > for it in matches
>> > 3. Your cheating players accuse others of racial slur which is proven
>> > wrong.
>> > 4. The dimwit fans keep on asking "why is Harby let off after making a
>> > racial slur" when the whole world very well knows (including the law
>> > and judges now) that Harby never made that statement
>> > Try another song
>>
>> Something like this (?):
>>
>> **
>>
>> Brijesh's crap grammar was foreseen,
>
> Really?
>
>> Much akin to Rahul's slow crawling.
>> Why can't you see humour?
>> You spell like you've a tumour
>
> "you have" a tumor
>
>> And open yourself up to endless mocking!
>>
>> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off, lark off!
>> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off!
>
>
> It still does not change facts. Try another song
Oh yes it does gunga din, we won 2-1 you lost, now fuck off nicely.
john smith
<brijesh.k...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Jan 29, 1:02 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> brijesh.khergam...@gmail.com moaned:
>>
>> > The song doesnt change the fact that:
>> > 1. Australia cheated in Sydney
>> > 2. Your players make racial slurs like "Black Monkey" and get banned
>> > for it in matches
>> > 3. Your cheating players accuse others of racial slur which is proven
>> > wrong.
>> > 4. The dimwit fans keep on asking "why is Harby let off after making a
>> > racial slur" when the whole world very well knows (including the law
>> > and judges now) that Harby never made that statement
>> > Try another song
>>
>> Something like this (?):
>>
>> **
>>
>> Brijesh's crap grammar was foreseen,
>
> And i am feeling terrible that I dont speak your language and manage
> to speak just five other languages.
john smith
<prabh...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Jan 29, 4:16 am, "skoot...@googlemail.com"
> <skoot...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> Nice work. Your are balladeer of flair and verve that is not often
>> seen in your social class. Your Koolgarlie friends must be quite proud
>> of you. Your vocabulary has grown and you display a literary ambition
>> - with that wonderfully polished ballad - that I thought was beyond a
>> mine worker's abilities.
>>
>> Keep it up fella and they may raise this week's wages at the mine.
>>
>> -SB
>
> good one, LOL! Convict alvey is just relieved that had India pulled
> out of ODIs there would have none to purchase his burgers at the
> ground and he will have to return to his ancestral occupation of
> thieving and picking pockets for a living :)
Hey, elephat boy,no matter what you say, we won 2 -1 so whatever you say
won't change it, it is in historys books that Australia beat India 2 tests
to 1. Now go do a sook and whine (which I know you will, as you can't help
yourselves) and protest that you will never set foot in here again as a
protest.
skoo...@googlemail.com
>
> You would be astounded at how much miners can earn in Australia. Even
> converting to $US it's 6 figures.
21,260 USD as per ILO. There is no profession that is classified as
"cleaner" under the BLS. The first three categories mentioned below
all earn north of that amount.
> Next time try taxi driver, telemarketer, petrol station attendant, or
> cleaner. ;)
So you want to discuss your social peers eh? You feel jealous of your
chum Alvey don't you? You now want your peer group to get some air
time too. Trying to nudge miners off the playbill and getting your
friends on it. I hear you and feel your pain. Next stop on my
itinerary is 'bhandava and friends' a Vaudeville show in one act by
Brown Collar roughnecks of the Bhandava tribe.
-SB
DC
> Just FYI,
<snip>
> There are hundreds of public and private companies in silicon valley and
> other
> parts of USA founded and headed by Indian CEOs
I think I detect a note of insecurity.
bhandava
> On Jan 29, 5:13 am, bhandava <bhandava_removet...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>You would be astounded at how much miners can earn in Australia. Even
>>converting to $US it's 6 figures.
>
> 21,260 USD as per ILO. There is no profession that is classified as
> "cleaner" under the BLS. The first three categories mentioned below
> all earn north of that amount.
LOL at you. This has to be one of the most stupid things you've come out
with; that's really saying something. You even spent time researching
it; brilliant way to show your mental retardation in all its glory. LOL!
You think Australian rates of pay have anything to do with ILO or BLS?
At least look up Australian award wages; even then they hardly signify
"how much miners can earn". Maybe you haven't even been exposed to basic
high school economics yet; labour demand and supply, ring any bells? Go
look at any Australian mining employment site; plenty of positions with
over 6 figure remuneration.
What has BLS got to do with Australian employment or wages? LOL at you,
you fucking retard! Oh no, an American bureau says there's no such thing
as a cleaner. An American bureau says that unskilled bottom-feeder jobs
need higher pay than higher-risk skilled jobs in another country with
plentiful mining resources and geographically remote working conditions.
I am truly stunned at your ignorance. *You win the stupidity contest*
>>Next time try taxi driver, telemarketer, petrol station attendant, or
>>cleaner. ;)
These stand as very low paying and unskilled jobs in Australia; don't
let that fact ruin your aspirations though.
> So you want to discuss your social peers eh? You feel jealous of your
> chum Alvey don't you? You now want your peer group to get some air
> time too. Trying to nudge miners off the playbill and getting your
> friends on it. I hear you and feel your pain. Next stop on my
> itinerary is 'bhandava and friends' a Vaudeville show in one act by
> Brown Collar roughnecks of the Bhandava tribe.
Have a think about what you actually want to say. Take a deep breath and
try writing it again. Most people would need to concentrate to appear as
thick as you are naturally.
Please try again, champ.
bhandava
Rodney Ulyate
> On Jan 29, 11:49 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> brijesh.khergam...@gmail.com squealed, again:
>>> am feeling terrible that I dont speak your language and manage
>>> to speak just five other languages.
>> And I am feeling terrible that you feel so insecure about it as to feel
>> the need to respond to the same message twice.
> I realized you are slow and would need two messages to read anything
> more than one sentence.
You did has your tenses wrong, Bijesh.
--
Rodney Ulyate
"Damien Martyn has batted handily in his unobtrusive way but fielded
like a pensioner. Langer has his limitations. Without Clarke, this side
has more carthorses than a Victorian mail coach. Suddenly this team is
looking its age. Sometimes, when the end comes, it is quick."
Peter Roebuck
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
Rodney Ulyate
--
Rodney Ulyate
"Knowing that which isn't true will always defeat the small minded."
Wog George
Rodney Ulyate
> On Jan 29, 11:46 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> brijesh.khergam...@gmail.com squealed:
>>> On Jan 29, 1:02 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> brijesh.khergam...@gmail.com moaned:
>>>> And open yourself up to endless mocking!
>>>> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off, lark off!
>>>> Lark off, Brijesh, lark off!
>>> It still does not change facts. Try another song
>> 'Kay. This one is sung to the tune of the opening of LeAnn Rimes's "How
>> Do I Live Without You":
>> Why do I
>> Have to change fa-acts for you?
>> What makes you think I want to,
>> You si-i-illy, dunce?
> Seriously you are terrible at this. But its very entertaining to see a
> retard think he is making good parodies.
I am not retarded; I was merely pixilated. Alcohol affects my poetic
abilities in rather adverse ways. I apologise, though, for putting you
through that. It was indeed quite poor.
> Make another one Rodney. Go for it
Well, I posted a poem about Pratmel some time ago, and, happily, it
looks like I was relatively sober when I did so:
Pratmel Meloony, bless his soul,
Sure knows how to dig a hole.
Through countless posts have I asked
That he please render truth unmasked,
To explain the basis for his claims
That I post under many names,
To tell me why, if not deluded,
He thinks he has my scam denuded;
But Pratmel is shrewd, discerning and prudent.
He knows me not an S.A. student,
So, with snort, snigger and finally whoop,
He says, "Why should I share my scoop?
"'Though I reside in soft-walled room,
"I am still happy to assume
"That I am not at all alone
"In posting on Usenet with a clone."
--
Rodney Ulyate
"Daft cricket. They slog your good balls and get out to your bad ones."
Matthew Hoggard
Rodney Ulyate
> "Rodney Ulyate" <rodney...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:fnmurb$74b$1...@aioe.org...
> <snip>
>> "It would be almost impossible to score less than 400 against modern-day
>> Zimbabwe even if batting on a corrugated iron roof."
>> Andrew Dunford
> I can't remember the exact quote I stole the above from, but from memory it
> involved Ray Illingworth and was something like: "he couldn't turn the ball
> on corrugated iron". Not sure if it was made by Illingworth or in reference
> to him.
Unless an attack of conscience sees me reach in and remove it from my
signature barrel, I am afraid that I shall continue to celebrate your
plagiarism.
--
Rodney Ulyate
"Cricket? It civilises people and creates good gentlemen. I want
everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe. I want ours to be a nation of
gentlemen."
Bob Mugabe
Rodney Ulyate
Andrew Dunford
So I have to share a platform with this 'Bob Mugabe'? Great.
Andrew
Jack
"CoverPoint" <Cover...@cricket.com> wrote in message
news:fnp0mg$1ga$1...@aioe.org...
I don't run away, you gutless prick.
If I knew where to find you I'd slice your throat.
>
> bhandava is no exception.
Jack
Funny you should say that, so is your mumma.
bhandava
This coverpoint is another alias of jason gillespie/andrew symonds/gay
husband of all fbi/etc. It has over 50 aliases.
It actually is American.
bhandava
CoverPoint
"DC" <us...@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:47a07383$0$9756$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
DC,
I know you are all born genius psychoanalysts.
Roflmao
CoverPoint
Genius "misdirection" as is typical from you and your genius colleagues.
CoverPoint
> skoo...@googlemail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 29, 5:13 am, bhandava <bhandava_removet...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>You would be astounded at how much miners can earn in Australia. Even
>>>converting to $US it's 6 figures.
>>
>> 21,260 USD as per ILO. There is no profession that is classified as
>> "cleaner" under the BLS. The first three categories mentioned below
>> all earn north of that amount.
>
> LOL at you. This has to be one of the most stupid things you've come out
> with; that's really saying something. You even spent time researching it;
> brilliant way to show your mental retardation in all its glory. LOL!
>
> You think Australian rates of pay have anything to do with ILO or BLS? At
> least look up Australian award wages; even then they hardly signify "how
> much miners can earn". Maybe you haven't even been exposed to basic high
> school economics yet; labour demand and supply, ring any bells?
bhandava,
You know the words "labour demand and supply".
That makes you a genius economist.
You know the words "caste"
That makes you an expert on India like your fellow genius Rodney Ulyate
But you have never seen a colored person like you "arrogantly bragged" in
this link.
White racist bhandava's claim
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/aa75f82af7a7ca3d
bhandava my genius friend, please educate yourself how colored people
look like.
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/ac0dd03db29e969a