GOD ASKS THAT YOU PASS THIS ON
Intrepid
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This is a really nice picture of God but the artist, whoever he was,
really goofed. He shows the Face of God when it actually should've
been shrouded in darkness.
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There are more than 500,000,000 Web Page results about God.
(You can look it up if you question my integrity.)
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At last look, there also are were some 85,600,000 postings about
God on Google as well as another 3,610,000 different postings
to Google Groups.
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I hate to say this but every single one of them is wrong or
misguided. The people posting have absolutely no idea who
God IS and what He's all about. This includes The Pope, the
TV preacher$ and the people who wrote The Bible, the Gospels
and other Holy Books.
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For one thing, God isn't like your typical trillionaire, with his
nose held high and the concern for MAKING MORE MONEY
the only blessed thing on his mind.
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Actually, I've learned that God is smart as a whip, extremely humble
and an exceptionally nice Guy Who's really down-to-earth. And don't
forget, you're not only a chip off the Old Block but He's also your
very best friend.
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Hell, God has given us so much. He's allowed us a physical existence
and an abundance of wonderful things that have made us something
very, very special in creatiion.
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It's amazing, really, that He takes in stride the awful truth that so
many of us DENY He exists, that we -- all of us -- have come along
by pure chance despite the astronomical odds against it.
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Consequently, I often wonder why God doesn't throw more darts --
lightning strikes -- at His critics (the atheists, the agnostics, the
evolutionists) since their heads are constantly hidden inside their
rectum.
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See recent Smithsonian photo below . . .
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The only resonable answer, I would think, is that -- among His
many attributes -- God must really have thick skin.
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Once upon a time a poster to talk.origins sarcastically wrote
that I -- yours truly Ed Conrad -- have skin "thicker than a concrete
rhinoceros."
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I'm pretty sure, in God's case, it's got to be even thicker.
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The only person I've known who has met God and conversed with
Him is David Fellin, one of the two coal miners who were entombed
14 days during a cave-in near Hazleton, Pa., in August 1963.
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By now you should well remember the story . . . when, after a few
days and all hope of rescue was gone, Pope John XXIII -- who died
10 weeks before the cave-in -- appeared to both men at the same
time and remained with them until Fellin, then Hank Throne, were
pulled to the surface through a bore hole.
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While trapped deep underground -- before miraculous contact was
made with the two miners by the rescue team on the surface -- Fellin
had many out-of-body experiences.
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The first two were shared by both Fellin and Throne, corroborated
by independent interviews they had given to the Associated Press
and the U.S. Navy Survival Team on the day they were rescued.
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Hank Throne was interviewed first . . .
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Dave Fellin was questioned about what Throne had revealed . . .
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Amazingly, the men revealed that they had conversed while out of
their bodies.
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Later, Fellin went it alone.
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Imagine how surprised he must've been to find himself aboard
Columbus' ship en route to discovering America, testifying later
that he saw good ol' Chris using a compass (which up until
about that time was considered nothing more than a child's toy).
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Another was watching the Egyptian pyramids being constructed,
explaining that no multi-ton rocks were transported to the site but,
instead, were made from what appeared to be cement right where
they are today. He also said extraterrestrials were supervising
the construction of the pyramids.
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Fellin also revealed -- years before the Hubble -- that he knew
for a fact that there are more stars and planets in the universe
"than there are grains of sand on all of the beaches in the world."
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I think this Hubble photo proves it (each bit of light is a galaxy.)
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Fellin also revealed that there are human beings just like us
scattered throughout the seen and unseen universe -- and added,
sort of like icing on the cake, that he actually was taken to one
of these planets and saw for himself that it contained human life.
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But Fellin's highlight undoubtedly was being in the company of
The Man Whose Face I Couldn't See."
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He said "The Man" was normal in every way except that he couldn't
see His Face because it was always shrouded in darkness.
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However, once he knew for sure who He was -- Our Creator --
he began calling him Pop.
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"Pop," Fellin said he later asked Him. "Why can't I see Your Face?"
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He said God told him that by revealing HIs face, it would stereotype
Him, and He wanted it known that He can enter the body of anyone
at any time -- rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief.
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This is why we've got to treat our fellow man with kindness and
respect, said Fellin, because -- Who knows? -- we might be dealing
Directly with God.
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"The Man" also told Fellin that He is a member of a family of Gods
who live in a physical body on a planet countless light years from
earth. Each God -- every member of His family -- is responsible
for a section of the unfathomable universe,
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He explained that His physical body has its limitations but He
conquers time and space by traveling as a spirit, requiring only
a split-second to be anywhere HE wants to be.
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He also revealed that He doesn't judge us when we die -- after
we depart our physical existence -- but emphasized that we're
judged by our contemporaries while we were on earth.
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Fellin also had learned that no one burns in a place called hell,
which DOES exist because he said he saw it. Our punishment,
if we deserve it, is being ostracized by friends and family for the
disgraceful things we had done against them -- most often behind
their back -- while in the physical realm.
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Obviously, there are much worse punishment for tyrants and truly
evil people who must pay a much higher price for their sins against
humanity. But even they never feel the heat of hell (although they
might wish THAT was the price they had to pay).
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Fellin was asked how He felt being in God's company and his
answer was much more than we can ever wish.
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"I loved my own father with my whole heart," he remarked. "Being
in the company of God gave me the very same feeling."
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I would like to add the following (which is on tape):
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"Dave, would you be willing to place your hand on the Holy Bible
and swear that everything you have told me is the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth, so help you, God.
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"YES! Every word is true, exactly as it happened, And, if you put
10 Bibles in front of me, I'll swear on the 10 of them at the same
time."
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Fellin swears on The Bible that every word he has revealed is the
truth.
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David Fellin and Hank Throne, freshly shaven, shake hands in the
hospital just hours after they were rescued.
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Fellin holds a copy of the Los Angeles Times heralding that the
miners
were contacted underground and were alive.
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Fellin holds a copy of the front page of the London Evening News --
the largest newspaper in the world at the time -- from the day he and
Throne were rescued.
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This is a copy of the telegram the miners reeived from President John
F. Kennedy who would be assassinated three months later.
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Hank Throne holds an edition of the Hazleton (Pa.) Standard-Speaker
from the day he and Fellin were rescued.
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Fellin tells his remarkable story to Dr. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross,
considered the world's leading authority on death and dying
and the author of several books. She was the very first person in all
of medicine to claim there IS life after physical death.
Kubler-Ross said she believed "every word."
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Fellin takes -- and passes -- a polygraph test. ((Actually, he had
taken two separate tests and passed both with flying colors.)
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Dave Fellin and Ed Conrad stand near the tombstone erected in
memory of Louis Bova, the third miner who died as a result of
the cave-in.
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BOY, IF WE ONLY HAD MORE HUMAN BEINGS LIKE THIS . . .
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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P.S. I think I've done my part. Now do your's.
E-mail copies to your friends and loved ones.
Freedom Man
Adults no longer believe in the Tooth Fairy - but they still torture and
kill each other over ancient myths and superstitions.
"We all remember how many religious wars were fought for a religion of love
and gentleness; how many bodies were burned alive with the genuinely kind
intention of saving souls from the eternal fire of hell." --- Karl Popper
"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many
people suffer from a delusion, it is called Religion."
--- Robert M. Pirsig
Either God wants to abolish evil and cannot, or he can but does not want to.
If he wants to but cannot he is impotent. If he can but does not want to, he
is wicked. If he neither can nor wants to, then he is both powerless and
wicked.
--- Epicurus, Greek philosopher, circa 300 B.C.
"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and
evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that
takes religion."
--- Steven Weinberg, quoted in The New York Times, April 20, 1999
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,
and by rulers as useful."
--- Seneca the Younger (4? BC - 65 AD)
"Religion once ruled the world. It was called the Dark Ages." --- Ruth
Green.
"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." ---
Victor Stenger.
"I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose." ---
Clarence Darrow
"As my ancestors are free from slavery, I am free from the slavery of
religion." --- Butterfly McQueen
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." --- Mark Twain
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in
all fiction." --- Richard Dawkins
"Cult today, religion tomorrow."
The Freedom From Religion Foundation: http://ffrf.org/
The Secular Coalition for America: www.secular.org
Secular Student Alliance: www.secularstudents.org
www.infidels.org
www.humaniststudies.org
www.atheistalliance.org
www.americanhumanist.org
Uncle Vic
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> http://andruska.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/leonardo-the-creation-of-ad
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> This is a really nice picture of God but the artist, whoever he was,
Leonardo Da Vinci - it's the famous painting on the ceiling on the Sisteen
Chapel in the Vatican.
> really goofed. He shows the Face of God when it actually should've
> been shrouded in darkness.
A few more queries:
Why does "Adam" have a belly button?
Why is his dick so small?
Why is "God" wearing clothing, and who is his tailor?
It seems that "God" is surrounded by naked heavenly children. Why not
adults?
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Uncle Vic
AA # 2011
Member EAC Bitchslapping Dept.
Reverend Dave
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> Intrepid <Intre...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:99628543-e198-4eef...@y31g2000vbt.googlegroups.com:
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>> http://andruska.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/leonardo-the-creation-of-a
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>> This is a really nice picture of God but the artist, whoever he was,
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> Leonardo Da Vinci - it's the famous painting on the ceiling on the
> Sisteen Chapel in the Vatican.
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>> really goofed. He shows the Face of God when it actually should've
>> been shrouded in darkness.
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> A few more queries:
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> Why does "Adam" have a belly button?
That reminds me of a question one of my science teachers asked.
Q. How did Sherlock Holmes find Adam and Eve in heaven?
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> Why is his dick so small?
He was created in God's image?
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> Why is "God" wearing clothing, and who is his tailor?
Oy. Such a silly question, you should have to ask?
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> It seems that "God" is surrounded by naked heavenly children. Why not
> adults?
Consider who it was painted for. Suffer the little children....
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It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in
delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan