Under Duck Balls
ppan...@my-dejanews.com
good knowledge why are you asking this? Papan is only showing that he is
having good knowledge actually he is not. It is standing up.
But also, I will tell you what is Under Duck Ball.
Dodda's balls are Under Duck balls. In under duck ball, first it will
fool batsman for thinking it will go up or come down. But it will not.
Bowler put the under duck ball in the middle of the pitch. Batsman will
be coming back thinking it is going up like bumper. Like that he is
raising bat and keeping it it up for attacking ball. Batsman is fool.
He is getting it up and standing there but the balls are below him in
the low height. It is coming and hit his foot or stump and he is getting
LB or bowled. This is under duck ball. The real balls are not attacking
batsman bat when he is getting it up but real balls are coming in low
height and going into leg.
There is another type under duck ball also. It is coming from opposite
side. Bowler is putting good pitch ball in length of the pitch. Batsman
is coming back thinking it is shit rolling, in Tamil for rolling ball we
say shit rolling ball. But ball is getting it up and coming up. Bat is
in low height type of height and batsman is not able to get it up. When
batsman is not able to get it up balls are going in and hitting the
stump, bail or giving catch into slips.
One fellow was asking for how to grip balls.
I am asking everybody who is thinking he is Guru devar, are you seeing
how Dodda is catching his balls? he is gripping his ball in good
positions like that so batsman is fool. Nobody in India team can grip
his balls like Dodda's balls for bowling under duck balls. Why? becuase
head weight is getting them to eat brinjal and sleep in the afternoon.
Even useles bowler is getting crores from pepsi, coca cola,
multinational company, cars and all so they are eating a lot and
sleeping. They are driving horses in fat pot.
Gripping Dodda's balls is natural capacity. He is first holding ball
between thumb finger and people pointing finger. The batsman is thinking
it will come inside from outside. He is twisiting his hand and showing
the batsman only backside. That time he changing his balls to squeeze it
using people pointing finger, long finger and ring finger. When he is
putting hsi balls he is pushing them out from inside with thumb finger.
Under duck ball is coming to batsman and he is getting it it up and
standing and getting LB. If Dodda is pushing from outside into inside
with thumb finger then the ball is getting up and hitting bail or giving
it into slip for catch.
Only Dodda is having this type of balls in India. B Arun also had this
ball but venkitraghavan put him in his buttox and threw him out.
Now coimbatore district boy, Karuttha Pandi is also bowling
under duck balls. Prabhakaran is having such balls and he is also having
good fast type under duck balls, but money crocodiles are making him go
out of the team. He is showing them that putting bet is dirty for
India's name, but they are not listening. Kapil dev first got the ball
in practising in the morning before test match at that Gavaskar was
sleeping, and showed his new balls to prabhakaran, Gowri etc. Gowri is
arrogant maharastri fellow and he is not using it, but prbakaran became
champion. Rantunga,Mendis, vetti muni, type of Lankai bowler are having
Under Duck balls. They are giving bandinakku to Australia and winning
finals because of Under Duck balls.
Yours Faithfully
Perumselva Pandiyan
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(I still stick with my flipper theory, but maybe that's just me...)
ppan...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
[a very clear and concise decription of several types of under duck
ball, one of which appears to defy gravity, the other one apparently
comes from behind the wicket-keeper]
Chris Weston
writes
>
>Only Dodda is having this type of balls in India.
LOL. Ok, you can come out now. You have entertained us all
royally.
cheers
--
Chris Weston
Paul Putter
or at least some version of it! I'm just giving it up 'cause I'm clearly
just shit rolling.
Razi C.
> fool batsman for thinking it will go up or come down. But it will not.
a deceiving ball. slower ball, wrong'n, flipper.
> Bowler put the under duck ball in the middle of the pitch. Batsman will
> be coming back thinking it is going up like bumper. Like that he is
> raising bat and keeping it it up for attacking ball. Batsman is fool.
>
> He is getting it up and standing there but the balls are below him in
> the low height. It is coming and hit his foot or stump and he is getting
> LB or bowled. This is under duck ball. The real balls are not attacking
> batsman bat when he is getting it up but real balls are coming in low
> height and going into leg.
Looks a perfect flipper. unless someone else has other interpretation.
> There is another type under duck ball also. It is coming from opposite
> side. Bowler is putting good pitch ball in length of the pitch. Batsman
> is coming back thinking it is shit rolling, in Tamil for rolling ball we
> say shit rolling ball. But ball is getting it up and coming up. Bat is
> in low height type of height and batsman is not able to get it up. When
> batsman is not able to get it up balls are going in and hitting the
> stump, bail or giving catch into slips.
This looks like in-seam, googly type. Batsman going for cover drive or a
defensive stroke facing off side and missing it through the gate.
If someone can tell me who is Dodda and papan. Dodda looks like Srinath, because
he is the only one who bowls in-seamers.
Cheers
Razi
cricke...@my-dejanews.com
"Razi C." <ra...@americasm01.nt.com> wrote:
>
> If someone can tell me who is Dodda and papan. Dodda looks like
Srinath, because
> he is the only one who bowls in-seamers.
>
Finally something I understand and can respond to in this thread !
Dodda is Doddanarasaiah Ganesh from Karnataka, who played 2 tests for
India as 3rd seamer (1 in RSA, 1 in WI) a couple of years ago.
I gather, from the posts recently, that he might also be OBC - or maybe
thats just what the poster assumes :-)
Sadiq [ who did see a couple of Dodda's attempted bouncers
fail to rise - maybe that was the Underduck ball ] Yusuf
> Cheers
> Razi
Ravi Iyengar
because he is the only one who bowls in-seamers.
Dodda is Dodda Ganesh, he played a 1-2 tests in SA and 1-2 in WI a couple of
years back.
He was dropped after that as the selectors weren't impressed. Dodda means
"Big Guy" ...
Papan is a Brahmin [caste hierarchy distinction]. And Sir Pandiyan hates
Srinath as Srinath is a
Papan and admires Dodda as he is not. Hence he favors Dodda over Srinath.
ravi
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> Perumselva Pandiyan
>
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Real_addre...@shore.net
:>If someone can tell me who is Dodda and papan. Dodda looks like Srinath,
: because he is the only one who bowls in-seamers.
:>Cheers Razi
: Dodda is Dodda Ganesh, he played a 1-2 tests in SA and 1-2 in WI a couple of
: years back.
: He was dropped after that as the selectors weren't impressed. Dodda means
: "Big Guy" ...
His name is Doddanarasiah Ganesh.
Dodda means big, right. Doddanarasiah = Dodda + narasiah.
I am a kannadiga, still not sure about what narasiah means :(
It may be a work based name like carpentor.
It may be a kannadised version of hindhu god 'Narasimha'.
It may be name of the place where he is from.
Or it may be just another name with no real meaning.
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ppan...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> One fellow was asking for how to grip balls.
>
> I am asking everybody who is thinking he is Guru devar, are you seeing
> how Dodda is catching his balls? he is gripping his ball in good
> positions like that so batsman is fool.
> Gripping Dodda's balls is natural capacity. He is first holding ball
> between thumb finger and people pointing finger. The batsman is
> thinking
> it will come inside from outside. He is twisiting his hand and showing
> the batsman only backside. That time he changing his balls to squeeze
> it
> using people pointing finger, long finger and ring finger. When he is
> putting hsi balls he is pushing them out from inside with thumb
finger.
> Under duck ball is coming to batsman and he is getting it it up and
> standing and getting LB. If Dodda is pushing from outside into inside
> with thumb finger then the ball is getting up and hitting bail or
giving
> it into slip for catch.
> Yours Faithfully
> Perumselva Pandiyan
Well, the "Under Duck" ball has been "identified"
by some as a flipper. But what Sir PP writes above
seems to point to the late Iverson's "mystery" delivery.
Not that Sir PP ever heard of Jack Iverson.
A. A. K.
Rohan Chandran
It really worries me that you understand all of this so clearly.
Rohan.
Samir Dhume
: It really worries me that you understand all of this so clearly.
I don't think people should make fun of Pandiyan. He *does*
have some valid points.
samir
Shanker Subramanian
ppan...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> He is getting it up and standing there but the balls are below him in
> the low height. It is coming and hit his foot or stump and he is getting
> LB or bowled. This is under duck ball. The real balls are not attacking
> batsman bat when he is getting it up but real balls are coming in low
> height and going into leg.
>
The above explanation seems to be that of a snorter or skidder. Anyways
maybe I am reading too much into this explanation.
Shanker
Kishore Sengupta
ppan...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> Snipped hilarious stuff
Is the #1 RSC fan of Pandiyan's slot taken?
Kishore
Ravi Aron
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> It really worries me that you understand all of this so clearly.
>
> Rohan.
I can quite understand your position on this issue Rohan. The prospect of
anybody understanding anything clearly, doubtless fills with you wonder,
and more, dismay.
ravi aron.
Ravi Aron
Samir Dhume <sdh...@cs.indiana.edu> wrote in message
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Snip.
> I don't think people should make fun of Pandiyan. He *does*
> have some valid points.
>
> samir
I will post for you a collection of "points" that comrade pandiyan has made.
Please identify such of those that you think merit the description of being
valid.
1. Tendulkar is carrying back with him to India, the moustaches of Messers,
Agarkar, Srinath, Kumble and other Brahmins in the Indian side.
2. In return for the merchandise that was imported into India, he will
arrive at Heathrow with colored lingerie, once again intended for the
pleasure of the said Brahmins.
3. Australians evolved from a creature or creatures called "Kanga roo".
4. The Brahmins (the same ones who sans mustaches are now cross dressed in
some of the more desirable offerings of Victoria's Secret) evolved from
Brinjals.
5. In addition to their rather unusual sartorial tastes, Brahmins also
resemble crows and are frequently witnessed in flight en route to joining
the Indian team.
6. Shane Warne spends considerable periods in an urban amenity, otherwise
known as "Public Toilet" in India.
7. Warne was forced to spend his time in the afore-described public toilet
by the coercive efforts of Messers Dravid and Azharuddin.
8. Tendulkar has a gambling streak that has resulted in numerous defeats for
India.
9. Dodda "squeezes his balls" in a complex manner involving several parts of
his upper anatomy, even as he shows his "backside" to the batsman. This
procedure results in the cricket ball at once defying gravity and emerging
from (roughly) behind the wicket keeper. This is the celebrated "Under Duck
Ball" that was perfected by Kapil Dev as Gavaskar was deep sleep or
consuming copious quantities of Brinjal or both.
10. A cricket playing nation which goes by the name of "Lankai" has several
bowlers in its national side who are exponents of the art of delivering the
said "Under Duck Ball" -which is one of the reasons why this nation won the
world cup. The other being, the complete absence of "Brinjal" in its
national diet.
11. A player by the name of Venkitraghavan is in the habit of placing
promising OBC players in an unmentionable part of his posterior anatomy
before discarding them. Mr.Pandiyan isn't quite clear on whether all or some
of the players thus unfortunately lodged in Mr.Venkitraghavan's posterior
have managed to exit their noisome surroundings. This is perhaps what OBC's
mean when they say "posterity" will be the judge of Brahmins.
12. Finally, there appears to be a person travelling with the Indian
contingent who is best described as the "Psycho Doctor" and who has
cunningly plotted the ascent of Gavaskar to the position of Managing
Director. In this campaign of intrigue, he has received support from one Mr.
Samson and Mr.Anusham. It needs to be added as an aside that the afore
mentioned Psycho Doctor is also an Anglo Indian.
It is difficult to compile an exhaustive compendium of the man's catholic
interests and sweeping vision. I have however, provided an abridged but
representative collection of his wisdom that will stand the test of time.
If you could identify for me what you think is "Valid" in the above
collection, I'd be much obliged.
Ravi Aron.
Alvey
Keep 'em coming PP. You're the best thing in here.
Alvey
>Many peoples are asking what is Under Duck Balls. If they are having
>good knowledge why are you asking this? Papan is only showing that he is
>having good knowledge actually he is not. It is standing up.
>But also, I will tell you what is Under Duck Ball.
>
>Dodda's balls are Under Duck balls. In under duck ball, first it will
>fool batsman for thinking it will go up or come down. But it will not.
>
>Bowler put the under duck ball in the middle of the pitch. Batsman will
>be coming back thinking it is going up like bumper. Like that he is
>raising bat and keeping it it up for attacking ball. Batsman is fool.
>
>He is getting it up and standing there but the balls are below him in
>the low height. It is coming and hit his foot or stump and he is getting
>LB or bowled. This is under duck ball. The real balls are not attacking
>batsman bat when he is getting it up but real balls are coming in low
>height and going into leg.
>
>There is another type under duck ball also. It is coming from opposite
>side. Bowler is putting good pitch ball in length of the pitch. Batsman
>is coming back thinking it is shit rolling, in Tamil for rolling ball we
>say shit rolling ball. But ball is getting it up and coming up. Bat is
>in low height type of height and batsman is not able to get it up. When
>batsman is not able to get it up balls are going in and hitting the
>stump, bail or giving catch into slips.
>
>One fellow was asking for how to grip balls.
>
>I am asking everybody who is thinking he is Guru devar, are you seeing
>how Dodda is catching his balls? he is gripping his ball in good
>positions like that so batsman is fool. Nobody in India team can grip
>his balls like Dodda's balls for bowling under duck balls. Why? becuase
>head weight is getting them to eat brinjal and sleep in the afternoon.
>Even useles bowler is getting crores from pepsi, coca cola,
>multinational company, cars and all so they are eating a lot and
>sleeping. They are driving horses in fat pot.
>
>Gripping Dodda's balls is natural capacity. He is first holding ball
>between thumb finger and people pointing finger. The batsman is thinking
>it will come inside from outside. He is twisiting his hand and showing
>the batsman only backside. That time he changing his balls to squeeze it
>using people pointing finger, long finger and ring finger. When he is
>putting hsi balls he is pushing them out from inside with thumb finger.
>Under duck ball is coming to batsman and he is getting it it up and
>standing and getting LB. If Dodda is pushing from outside into inside
>with thumb finger then the ball is getting up and hitting bail or giving
>it into slip for catch.
>
>Only Dodda is having this type of balls in India. B Arun also had this
>ball but venkitraghavan put him in his buttox and threw him out.
>Now coimbatore district boy, Karuttha Pandi is also bowling
>under duck balls. Prabhakaran is having such balls and he is also having
>good fast type under duck balls, but money crocodiles are making him go
>out of the team. He is showing them that putting bet is dirty for
>India's name, but they are not listening. Kapil dev first got the ball
>in practising in the morning before test match at that Gavaskar was
>sleeping, and showed his new balls to prabhakaran, Gowri etc. Gowri is
>arrogant maharastri fellow and he is not using it, but prbakaran became
>champion. Rantunga,Mendis, vetti muni, type of Lankai bowler are having
>Under Duck balls. They are giving bandinakku to Australia and winning
>finals because of Under Duck balls.
>
> Yours Faithfully
> Perumselva Pandiyan
>
>
Sundarraman Subramanian
<Classic stuff deleted>
Ravi, you are a marvel. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Sundar