Anecdote of the day
Rodney Ulyate
blogosphere's cricket contingent:
It reminded me of a game I played in many years ago, an away
match umpired by their man at both ends with one of our blokes
doing square leg. He was ancient. The bowler ran in, and I
pushed the ball back down the wicket to him.
"How was that?" he asked the umpire.
"What?" I said.
"Out" said the umpire.
"Unlucky mate," said first slip. "He always does that".
Oh does he, I thought, as I walked off...
<http://theoldbatsman.blogspot.com/2009/12/wide-of-mark.html>
Bestest,
Rodney Ulyate
Lawrence�Logic
"Rodney Ulyate" <rodney...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Very funny! Thanks, Rodders.
On the subject of very funny, I parted ways with the girl of my dreams
yesterday. A former beauty queen and tennis star, she found my bizarre
sense of humour too much to take. I didn't actually say that her
step-father was a homosexual, so I think she over-reacted somewhat. It was
a toss-up between her step-father and her Chihuahua, and I unfortunately
jumped the wrong way...
--
Lawrence
"Strike me down while you can, but it won't make your dried up ovaries any
more fertile." - Eric Cartman - 3 May 2006
Rodney Ulyate
p.com> added:
[...]
> On the subject of very funny, I parted ways with the girl of my dreams yesterday. A former beauty queen and tennis star, she found my bizarre sense of humour too much to take. I didn't actually say that her step-father was a homosexual, so I think she over-reacted somewhat. It was a toss-up between her step-father and her Chihuahua, and I unfortunately jumped the wrong way...
<chortle>
> "Strike me down while you can, but it won't make your dried up ovaries any more fertile." - Eric Cartman - 3 May 2006
Missed the last episode of season thirteen, alas. Worth downloading?
Seasons greetings,
Rodney
Here's Johnny
I don't get it.
Lawrence�Logic
"Pee" is a very good episode, with Kyle repeatedly being the "victim". It's
about pee levels in a pool exceeding the acceptable threshhold and causing a
2012-style catastrophe. Probably 2nd place behind "Dead Celebrities" in the
last half of the season.
> Seasons greetings,
> Rodney
>
You too Rodders. I hope yours, like mine, was mostly wonderful.
--
Lawrence
"A 50% rise each year means that in three years, the world will be only
minorities!" - Eric Cartman - 19 October 2009
Rodney Ulyate
p.com> wrote:
> Rodney Ulyate wrote:
> > On Dec 23, 8:11 am, "Lawrence Logic" <lawrence-OmitThisBit-lo...@amd-
> > p.com> added:
> > [...]
> >> On the subject of very funny, I parted ways with the girl of my
> >> dreams yesterday. A former beauty queen and tennis star, she found
> >> my bizarre sense of humour too much to take. I didn't actually say
> >> that her step-father was a homosexual, so I think she over-reacted
> >> somewhat. It was a toss-up between her step-father and her
> >> Chihuahua, and I unfortunately jumped the wrong way...
> > <chortle>
> >> "Strike me down while you can, but it won't make your dried up
> >> ovaries any more fertile." - Eric Cartman - 3 May 2006
> > Missed the last episode of season thirteen, alas. Worth downloading?
> "Pee" is a very good episode
Oh dear. Was that really the last one? (I ask because I've already
had the pleasure.)
> with Kyle repeatedly being the "victim". It's about pee levels in a pool exceeding
> the acceptable threshhold
"All P, no H."
> [...] Probably 2nd place behind "Dead Celebrities" in the last half of the season.
Yes. Rather a second-rate season all told, though.
> > Seasons greetings,
> > Rodney
> You too Rodders. I hope yours, like mine, was mostly wonderful.
Oh, it was. Mostly.
Rodney