Yo KU Taco Bell!
air_j...@my-deja.com
RE: http://cbs.sportsline.com/u/wire/stories/0,1169,1593131_56,00.html
Boys, boys...is it true? Did KU offensive lineman Dion Rayford really
try out for the role of the Taco Bell Chihuahua? I hear that as he was
crawling through the window, he was practicing his lines: "yo
man...drop the Chalupa!"
Now, don't quote me on this, but the spies say that Roy Williams is
interested in signing the blossoming actor to a basketball scholarship.
Supposedly, Williams said, "In 1988, Larry Brown won a national title
with 2 football players, so to keep us from choking in the NCAA
tournament, like I'm so wont to do, I'm considering bringing a football
player or two onto the team. I believe Dion would be a good choice.
First of all, I've been a big fan of his for years, and 'Runaround Sue'
is one of my all-time favorite songs! Furthermore, I believe Dion would
be a good role model for the team. This team has been lacking those
certain 'leadership' qualities, that B.J. Williams and Calvin Rayford
used to give us. They, along with June Henley, were leaders in the
community, as was evidenced by their many hours of 'community service.'
This also provided a good marketing tool for the community. Finally, I
am going to take a page from the book of a man I greatly admire: Terry
Allen. I believe we are going to win the national championship in 2000.
Terry made a false bowl predictions, so I should make a bigger false
prediction, so I won't be outdone by him."
One thing boys...I know reading is a grad level class at KU, and Spanish
is out of the question, but it's "Yo quiero Taco Bell", not "Yo!! KU
Taco Bell."
SuperWildcatFan
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Before you buy.
Dave Tholen
> Did KU offensive lineman Dion Rayford really try out for the role
> of the Taco Bell Chihuahua?
No. Still suffering from reading comprehension problems?
Jason Arndt
> RE: http://cbs.sportsline.com/u/wire/stories/0,1169,1593131_56,00.html
> Boys, boys...is it true? Did KU offensive lineman Dion Rayford really
> try out for the role of the Taco Bell Chihuahua? I hear that as he was
> crawling through the window, he was practicing his lines: "yo
> man...drop the Chalupa!"
Dude, if you've ever gone to the Taco Bell on 23rd Street in Lawrence,
you'd understand. I went there about 100 times in my four years at KU, and
I don't think they ever got my order correct. Not sure why Dion just now
let this little fact of going to Taco Bell in Lawrence get to him, but
maybe it was the culmination of years of frustration. The part about where
Dion got stuck in the drive-thru window doesn't make as good of a story as
Art Long punching a horse (my personal fave of the past few years), but
it's pretty funny. What's your prediction for State's hoops team this
year?
-Jason
Jonathan Sadow
>
> air_j...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> > Boys, boys...is it true? Did KU offensive lineman Dion Rayford really
> > try out for the role of the Taco Bell Chihuahua? I hear that as he was
> > crawling through the window, he was practicing his lines: "yo
> > man...drop the Chalupa!"
>
> Dude, if you've ever gone to the Taco Bell on 23rd Street in Lawrence,
> you'd understand. I went there about 100 times in my four years at KU, and
> I don't think they ever got my order correct. Not sure why Dion just now
> let this little fact of going to Taco Bell in Lawrence get to him, but
> maybe it was the culmination of years of frustration.
Why did you keep going to a store that screwed up your order 100
times?
[Kansas alums = dumn]
Jonathan Sadow
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Andrew Shulman
<jsa...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> Why did you keep going to a store that screwed up your order 100
> times?
I would think it is because Taco Hell is the only thing open at 1:30 in
the morning for cheap and fast food. Either that or Krystal's.
Kansas alums=hungry
not dumb.
joseph
: I would think it is because Taco Hell is the only thing open at 1:30 in
: the morning for cheap and fast food. Either that or Krystal's.
: Kansas alums=hungry
: not dumb.
young grasshopper, learn from the ant.
-joseph [the fridge is a wonderful invention that allows you to store
food quite well. what part of "instant noodles" donut you understand?]
Deke Arndt
Jonathan Sadow wrote:
>
> Jason Arndt wrote:
> >
> > air_j...@my-deja.com wrote:
> >
> > > Boys, boys...is it true? Did KU offensive lineman Dion Rayford really
> > > try out for the role of the Taco Bell Chihuahua? I hear that as he was
> > > crawling through the window, he was practicing his lines: "yo
> > > man...drop the Chalupa!"
> >
> > Dude, if you've ever gone to the Taco Bell on 23rd Street in Lawrence,
> > you'd understand. I went there about 100 times in my four years at KU, and
> > I don't think they ever got my order correct. Not sure why Dion just now
> > let this little fact of going to Taco Bell in Lawrence get to him, but
> > maybe it was the culmination of years of frustration.
>
> Why did you keep going to a store that screwed up your order 100
> times?
>
> [Kansas alums = dumn]
What part of "Arndt" do you not understand?
HANTA YO,
Deke
Glenn Tanner
Deke Arndt wrote:
Hmm...where should we start?
GT
tholenA...@hawaii.edu
> [Kansas alums = dumn]
How ironic.
Eggman
say:
>Jonathan Sadow writes:
>
>> [Kansas alums = dumn]
>
>How ironic.
Indeed. Should be:
[Kansas alums == dumn]
Duh
Eggman
tholenA...@hawaii.edu
>> Jonathan Sadow writes:
>>> [Kansas alums = dumn]
>> How ironic.
> Indeed. Should be:
>
> [Kansas alums == dumn]
>
> Duh
How ironic.
Chris Boyd
this in:
>On 6 Dec 1999 23:54:09 GMT, tholenA...@hawaii.edu was heard to
>say:
>
>>Jonathan Sadow writes:
>>
>>> [Kansas alums = dumn]
>>
>>How ironic.
>
>Indeed. Should be:
>
>[Kansas alums == dumn]
Yes, the first was merely an assignment. The second, a Boobirdean Logic
comparison. It only returns true, no matter what.
Jason Arndt
> Jason Arndt wrote:
>>
>> Dude, if you've ever gone to the Taco Bell on 23rd Street in Lawrence,
>> you'd understand. I went there about 100 times in my four years at KU, and
>> I don't think they ever got my order correct. Not sure why Dion just now
>> let this little fact of going to Taco Bell in Lawrence get to him, but
>> maybe it was the culmination of years of frustration.
> Why did you keep going to a store that screwed up your order 100
> times?
> [Kansas alums = dumn]
A good question. I'm not sure why. I suppose it's the same reason why I
keep going to the McDonald's on Franklin Street here in CH when they are
rude, slow, and piss me off every time I go there (whatever reason that
is). At least they don't screw up my order most of the time, so maybe I'm
getting better. BTW, you misspelt Kansass.
-Jason
tholenA...@hawaii.edu
> BTW, you misspelt Kansass.
How ironic.
Beep Beep!
>-joseph [the fridge is a wonderful invention that allows you to store
>food quite well. what part of "instant noodles" donut you understand?]
No no no, this is wrong. ($1) Frozen pizza is the drunk college
student late night swill of choice. You put it in the oven, pass out,
wake up with a smelly puck and a warm kitchen. It's part of the growth
process.
Let's Go Or-r-r-range,
--Jeff
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Yes, isn't it ironic when it rains on your wedding day.
-- Kelley Cook
Sometimes they just jump on the hook.
Scott D McClurg
: Andrew Shulman <sh...@rhodes.edu> in a moment of insanity said in rec.sport.basketball.college:
: : I would think it is because Taco Hell is the only thing open at 1:30 in
: : the morning for cheap and fast food. Either that or Krystal's.
Well, there used to be Amigos. The food was better and cheaper. But,
they've since went out of business. There is always Perkins, as well.
scott
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Scott D McClurg
: joseph <joseph.de...@resnet.gatech.edu> said:
: >-joseph [the fridge is a wonderful invention that allows you to store
: >food quite well. what part of "instant noodles" donut you understand?]
Instant noodles donut? Yuck! :)
: No no no, this is wrong. ($1) Frozen pizza is the drunk college
: student late night swill of choice. You put it in the oven, pass out,
: wake up with a smelly puck and a warm kitchen. It's part of the growth
: process.
At Kansas, we had something better than frozen pizza! I can't remember
the name of the place, but they had this incredibly cheap pizza and they
would deliver a hot one just about anywhere at any time! MMMMMM.
tholenA...@hawaii.edu
>> Jason Arndt writes:
>>> BTW, you misspelt Kansass.
>> How ironic.
> Yes, isn't it ironic when it rains on your wedding day.
Non sequitur.
Chris Boyd
get this in:
>Beep Beep! (beep...@cinci.rr.com) wrote:
>: joseph <joseph.de...@resnet.gatech.edu> said:
>
>: >-joseph [the fridge is a wonderful invention that allows you to store
>: >food quite well. what part of "instant noodles" donut you understand?]
>
>Instant noodles donut? Yuck! :)
>
>: No no no, this is wrong. ($1) Frozen pizza is the drunk college
>: student late night swill of choice. You put it in the oven, pass out,
>: wake up with a smelly puck and a warm kitchen. It's part of the growth
>: process.
>
>At Kansas, we had something better than frozen pizza! I can't remember
>the name of the place, but they had this incredibly cheap pizza and they
>would deliver a hot one just about anywhere at any time! MMMMMM.
7-7-6, 5-5-7-1,
Call us now Pizza Shuuuu-tle.
Oh yeah, we'll bring it to yer door,
Tawwwwww-pping it with more....
(Does this jingle sound familiar?)
Scott D McClurg
: >
: >At Kansas, we had something better than frozen pizza! I can't remember
: >the name of the place, but they had this incredibly cheap pizza and they
: >would deliver a hot one just about anywhere at any time! MMMMMM.
: 7-7-6, 5-5-7-1,
: Call us now Pizza Shuuuu-tle.
: Oh yeah, we'll bring it to yer door,
: Tawwwwww-pping it with more....
: (Does this jingle sound familiar?)
Oh yeah! My mouth's waterin' (kind of) already.
Jason Arndt
Organization:
In rec.sport.basketball.college Chris Boyd
<cb...@spamsuxmytoes.oz-online.net> wrote:
> During commercials while watching Hee Haw reruns, Scott D McClurg was
> able to get this in:
>>At Kansas, we had something better than frozen pizza! I can't remember
>>the name of the place, but they had this incredibly cheap pizza and they
>>would deliver a hot one just about anywhere at any time! MMMMMM.
> 7-7-6, 5-5-7-1,
> Call us now Pizza Shuuuu-tle.
> Oh yeah, we'll bring it to yer door,
> Tawwwwww-pping it with more....
> (Does this jingle sound familiar?)
Yes!!!! I'd totally forgotten about the Shuttle. I was a Rudy's and
Pyramid fan myself (or Papa Keno's -- yes, I believe I will have a 14"
slice of pizza, thank you).
-Jason