ORIN DAY ALL OUT FLAME WAR.
mcmi...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
> Being a jayhawk explains your basketball delusions.
^^^^^^^
In Kansas we prefer to capitalize this word.
> What makes you think you know who Orin works for and what he does??
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^
This is really awkward, try to reword. Over punctuation tends to look sloppy
>Leave the discussion of bball to folks from programs that don't cheat to win.
Which of KU's two victories over Indiana last year would you like to whine
about? Maybe it was a pre 92-93 season pasting you are refering to. Let me
know and I will review the tapes. Let me know specific dates, as it is hard
to keep track of all of those W's.
Hurry up, I don't have any time to waste. Have to plant the winter wheat, you
know . . .
Scotty
Rock Chalk.
Orin Day
Lugowski) writes:
> Of course they do. I am not sure they would accept Debbie gibson, Debbie
> Gibson nude, or nude spam as impurities though. They are very exclusive
> about their spam, those people.
I'd just like to pause to say here that any recipe involving Spam can
be improved by adding an additional tablespoon of salt. Now back to
college hoops...
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Marek Lugowski
[me:]
>> Of course they do. I am not sure they would accept Debbie [G]ibson, Debbie
>> Gibson nude, or nude spam as impurities though. They are very exclusive
>> about their spam, those people.
>
>I'd just like to pause to say here that any recipe involving Spam can
>be improved by adding an additional tablespoon of salt. Now back to
>college hoops...
Ewwwwwww! Maybe from a road-engineering viewpoint for deicing streets with
piecewise Spam, or maybe to pad hoop posts with Spam to prevent brusing
injuries and provide replenishing nutrients for on-the-go players, but...
Spam *is* salty, Orin. Trust me. I *eat* Spam.
-- Marek
Dick Sidbury
|>
|> Pinhead, Roy Navarre <nava...@ava.bcc.orst.edu>:
|>
|> [me:]
|> >>That's nothing. Here, in Chicago, people use my posts for NO TRESSPASSING
|> >>signs, even in Vietnamese-only speaking Little Saigon, just to the south of
|> >>me. I also think that my posts make excellent faux court summons in case
|> >>there is a parent who has not paid up lately, and word on the street is
|> >>that reading my posts has proven medicinal effects such as aleviating
|> >>hypotension and anexiety deficiency. Finally, my posts get smart women, as
|> >>well as the goats of, well, non-women, which, I maintain, reveals a strange
|> >>Jungian dependency in our world of collective NCAA Men's Division 1 college
|> >>basketball unconsiousness.
|> >
|> >Can someone translate this for me? What language is it?
|>
|> It's English, 'bout 11th grade proficiency. Ask the "OSU English teachers"
|> you claim to have on standby for your Reading Comprehension Resuscitation
|> Team.
|>
|> -- Marek
I love it when you talk dirty.
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sid kitchel
>In article <dan-0411...@mac03.dana1.swarthmore.edu>, d...@sccs.swarthmore.edu (Dan Gottlieb) writes:
>>> That was a sour grape, but I took it. It does not continue to bother
>>> me. KU won. You can chant "sour grapes" all you want...it does not
>>> bother me. But that tarnished trophy seems to really bother you.
>>
>>I don't see the trophy as tarnished. If you see it as tarnished, we can
>>chalk it up to any number of things ... sour grapes, living in Manhattan,
>>that natural "silo-tech" inferiority complex ...
>Oooo, an aggie joke. I guess you would have plenty of chalk (and rocks).
Well, we've got five of the trophies here and I'd say in
comparison to them that KU's '88 trophy is tarnished. The Manning
recruiting still stinks and the way that players were taken care of
during Larry Brown's KU career also raises many vapors. But if you
enjoy stink, OK...... you still have the fruits of Larry's labors.
--Sid
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Laura VanDevender
>I'd just like to pause to say here that any recipe involving Spam can
>be improved by adding an additional tablespoon of salt. Now back to
>college hoops...
... and can be further improved by leaving out the spam.
-Laura
Charles Board P025
>
> Spam *is* salty, Orin. Trust me. I *eat* Spam.
>
> -- Marek
That explains a lot. Now if we could only figure out what Pinhead eats....
Marek Lugowski
[me:]
>> Spam *is* salty, Orin. Trust me. I *eat* Spam.
>>
>> -- Marek
>
>That explains a lot. Now if we could only figure out what Pinhead eats....
Pinhead eats deviled spam.
I also eat sugar and spice, and everything nice. What does that explain?
-- Marek
Roy Navarre
>That explains a lot. Now if we could only figure out what Pinhead eats....
Pinhead lives on a diet of Haggis, and (as long as they are 99 cents) burger
King Whoppers.
Pinhead
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Neil Das Gupta
Lugowski) says:
I said:
>>Are you kidding? If you can't make fun of your patients, who can you make
>>fun of? Let's not forget the origin of the "FLK" (Funny Looking Kid).
>>Of course, I'm not going into psychiatry, so I don't think I'll ever have you
>>as a patient.
>Too obvious. I saw this one coming from 3 lines up. I want my money back,
>doctor. And my HMO's money. You could have said euthanesia, for that
>topical (har har) effect.
Sorry, but I'm still a rookie. I'm facing a 26 year old Nolan Ryan for the
first time, and I'm more worried about decapitation than actually getting
a hit. At least I fouled a couple off before I struck out.
>Would Debbie Gibson be considered invasive or merely irresistible or
>resistible but what the hay?
I think that would depend on the wine.
>Wodka Wyborowa is the medical brand of choice.
Is that the Polish vodka that has a tree branch in it?
>Not for me. Just lacks the proper geometry, and I'll have you know that I
>was raised in a geometry-sensitive household, doilies, hardwood parket and
>a brocade curtain on ever window...
These lines are screaming for a follow up, but I'm too drained to think very
clearly right now. Sorry.
-Figaro
rob clough
>That explains a lot. Now if we could only figure out what Pinhead eats....
His young?
--Rob Clough
Marek Lugowski
[doctor:]
Are you kidding? If you can't make fun of your patients, who can you make
fun of? Let's not forget the origin of the "FLK" (Funny Looking Kid).
Of course, I'm not going into psychiatry, so I don't think I'll ever have you
as a patient.
[nurse Lugowski:]
Too obvious. I saw this one coming from 3 lines up. I want my money back,
doctor. And my HMO's money. You could have said euthanesia, for that
topical (har har) effect.
[doctor, witha leer:]
Sorry, but I'm still a rookie. I'm facing a 26 year old Nolan Ryan for the
first time, and I'm more worried about decapitation than actually getting
a hit. At least I fouled a couple off before I struck out.
[Lugowski LPN, with a Marlene Dietrich dinosaur gurgle:]
>>Would Debbie Gibson be considered invasive or merely irresistible or
>>resistible but what the hay?
[doctor, Grouch Marx deadpan:]
>I think that would depend on the wine.
--> A good dry red will go with anything, including a sometimes-blonde
--> like Debbie Gibson.
--> I like Meridian Cabarnet Sauvignon for its distinctive label art. It'll
--> blow your date away, plus give U2 something to actually talk about,
--> and afterwards you got yourself a nice colorful abstract art empty for
--> a memento, unless, that is, your date insists on not parting with it.
--> Definitely worth the sub $15.
[nurse Lugowski, over the laughet of the live RCA studio audience:]
>>Wodka Wyborowa is the medical brand of choice.
[good doctor, immitating Costello:]
>Is that the Polish vodka that has a tree branch in it?
--> No. Wyborowa is the pristine clear stuff, the best or one of the very
--> best vodkas in the world. Consistently made from grain by very careful
--> people who are as passionate about their vodka as Bob Knight is about
--> defense. You are thinking of either Zubrowka, which is named after the
--> grass of which blade is included. The grass is named after European
--> bison which only lives in Poland and which was used in restocking the
--> American bison. Apparently this European bison which likes to live
--> in a primeval forest (there is a postage stamp-sized parcel of it left
--> straddling the Polish/Byelorussian border), loves to chomp on this
--> grass. I don't think the bison gives a hoot about defense, though. If
--> anything it is a motion offense type of customer...
--> Then there is another flavored vodka that has a bit of juniper tree
--> stuck in it to help clear jupiter-infested lands in Poland which are
--> many. It's a major problem. Besides, the stuff tastes yummy. Try it.
--> Goes great with cold spam or roasting polish sausages over campfire.
[nurse Lugowski, killing the audience:]
>>Not for me. Just lacks the proper geometry, and I'll have you know that I
>>was raised in a geometry-sensitive household, doilies, hardwood parket and
>>a brocade curtain on every window...
[the good doctor, affecting drainage and other civilities:]
>These lines are screaming for a follow up, but I'm too drained to think
>very clearly right now. Sorry.
--> Looks like 'nother no-hitter to me.
> -Figaro
-- Marek
P.s. ObBasketball. NU is playing an exhibition game, the first one,
against some pushover team that calls itself "the Olympia of
Slovenia". I assume this is a pro club. Can anyone provide
even a made-up scouting report? :) Jazzy? Thanks...
Full game report, including a halftime review of the Healthiest
Student Body in Division One coming up the day after -- Nov. 18.
Extra: Concert report from Bjork's 16th show at Park West/Chicago.
Michael T Koch
> any recipe involving Spam can
> >be improved by adding an additional tablespoon of salt. Now back to
> >college hoops...
>
> ... and can be further improved by leaving out the spam.
> -Laura
How can you deny nature's perfect food? In fact I'll have mine with
spam,spam,spam,bacon,spam,eggs,spam, and a side of spam....:-^) tasty!
Mike
Go,spam,Bear,spam,GO!spam