The Rose Award For 8-17-2009. <5976>
weheardthenews
who went two-for-four with five RBI and scored two runs in an 8-5 win
over the Baltimore Orioles.
Guerrero hit two home runs. Since being activated from the DL August
4, he's batting .370 with six home runs and 10 RBI. If he stays
healthy and the Angels can supply enough offense to overcome an
average starting rotation, then this season figures to be the best and
last chance for a World Series win for him. His chances would've
improved considerably if the Angels had landed Manny Ramirez and Roy
Halladay.
Notsodumb
WAIT! WAIT! I KNOW WHAT TO ANSWER! I KNOW WHAT TO ANSWER!
Somebody's gonna post that the recipient declined the award for some
stupid fucking reason, right?
weheardthenews
Usually. Then The Rose Committee blasts them with a grand slam of an
insult.
Zadok
"weheardthenews" <> wrote in message ...
> The Rose Award goes to Vladimir Guerrero of the Los Angeles Angels,
> who went two-for-four with five RBI and scored two runs in an 8-5 win
> over the Baltimore Orioles.
When advised of the award, Vlad turned it down, saying I didn't
bet on any ball game.
Smile.
Will in New Haven
Note: "Did you really say <inane comment attributed to correspondant
insterted here>" is NOT a grand slam of an insult. It is easily the
weakest part of your act.
--
Will in New Haven
Will in New Haven
Zadok, did you really say that the Rose Committee is old hat and
should take a few decades off?
I know I sure did.
weheardthenews
Zadok, did you really say that the theme song for each WNBA season
should be 'Who Let The Dogs Out' ? This is the 12th season for your
wife, isn't it?
weheardthenews
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Will, the weakest part of your act is when you're in bed with your
husband.