Skydiving extreme? Coyote bitching about sheep inattention :(

The Great Coyote

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Mar 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/9/00

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It wouldn't be if ewe dumb sheep wud listen to my howling:
#1.Pack carefully don't rush... theres always a next weekend unless ewe die :>
#2. check each others equipment
#3. dirt dive, discuss exit order, break off & opening altitudes
#4 LOOK before ewe exit
#5 stay with the dive plan
#6 stay in your tracking lane and really track :)
#7 pull at yer Licenced altitude.
#8 KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN under canopy
#9 Resist the urge to hook turn
#10 LOOK AT THE DAMN WIND SOCK! everybody come in from the same
direction Land into the wind
#11 Post dive it, be sure to insult at least one skygod :)
#1. Pack carefully.

BTW Nobody ever died on our Zooways, bloody noses & scratched up a little
maybe. The Skygods whineing and DZO & S&TA ranting and raveing but no real
harm came to my sheep, they were stronger sheep after a combat zoo jump into
the Texas sun to escape my ADC humor :-* unkle snuffy
RULE #1 PULL AT ALTITUDE!!!
pratice emergency proceedures
DON'T WORRY BE READY! :)
ohm ohm ohm

Myron Sothcott

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Mar 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/9/00

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well said,personally i like to piss more than one skygod off!rob
sothcott at soth...@visi.net

Cloud buster

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Mar 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/9/00

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Snuffy said:
>#11 Post dive it, be sure to insult at least one skygod :)

I LIKE it!!!

Cloud

Tandmterry

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Mar 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/9/00

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>Snuffy said:
>>#11 Post dive it, be sure to insult at least one skygod :)
>
>I LIKE it!!!
>

It sounded like you were one already???

Terry
RB#2

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The Great Coyote

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Mar 10, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/10/00

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In article <20000309184848...@ng-fj1.aol.com>,
tandm...@aol.comXXX (Tandmterry) writes:

>>Snuffy said:
>>>#11 Post dive it, be sure to insult at least one skygod :)
>>
>>I LIKE it!!!
>>
>
>It sounded like you were one already???
>
>Terry
>RB#2

Say what ewe want Yankee boy just don't start that whine thread about the
Chicago DZO again or we are sending Devil Woman with a case of cheeze pies and
a 18 inch Redneck dildo to go along with your wine to see if the posting can be
jacked up a few decibles to a sweeter higher tone pitch bada bang, bada bing
:-* snuffy King of Coyotes got the mojo & soldiers to fix what hurts kid :)

Tandmterry

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Mar 10, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/10/00

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>Coyote bitching about sheep inattention :(
>From: to...@aol.com

>Say what ewe want Yankee boy just don't start that whine thread about the
>Chicago DZO again or we are sending Devil Woman with a case of cheeze pies

Now Runway Man, werent you one of the ones that asked me to get it going last
time? hehehe

The Great Coyote

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Mar 11, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/11/00

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In article <20000310160355...@ng-fp1.aol.com>,
tandm...@aol.comXXX (Tandmterry) writes:

>Now Runway Man, werent you one of the ones that asked me to get it going last
>time? hehehe
>
>Terry

Don't recall....but it that sounds like me perhaps I'm having a senior moment
here.
Rukun if I did do that..... it makes coyotes look a mite diabolical huh? Are
ewe related to Epsen?? It could be another Scandinavian skydiver plot. :-)P
snuffy

Tandmterry

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Mar 11, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/11/00

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>From: to...@aol.com ( The Great Coyote )

>Don't recall....but it that sounds like me perhaps I'm having a senior moment
>here.
>Rukun if I did do that..... it makes coyotes look a mite diabolical huh? Are
>ewe related to Epsen?? It could be another Scandinavian skydiver plot. :-)P

As I recall Asphalt Man, YOU said some time ago, go bagk to picking on that
Chicago DZO. So I did. hehehehehe