Bad day at the dz Jer?
Capt. too cool to Hook
>snuffy snuffy snuffy
>did this, did that
>whine whine whine
>boo hoo boohoo
>jlk
;->
"Fit Via Vi"
Cuirtan Mheadhon Oidhche
I got yer sheep held hostage BOD Lady
gimmie that bag of donut's & the money outta you purse ;}
Jerry K.
wrote:
>>yada yada yada
>>snuffy snuffy snuffy
>>did this, did that
>>whine whine whine
>>boo hoo boohoo
>>jlk
Nope, good day - made some jumps, had some fun, dodged some rain,
swilled some beer, saw some friends, spotted some loads, surfed some
swoops.
Bad day not at the dz, Buda-Kup?
blah blah undisciplined blah
sissy sissy S/L sissy
uspa did this, uspa didn't do that
ana me anal you anal boo-hoo-hoo-hoo
bootie hoo boo hoo bootie hoo
<some little emoticon hieroglyphic thingee thus indicating some sort
of something else>
...bsrp
...jlk
Capt. too cool to Hook
>jlk
>Bad day not at the dz, Buda-Kup?
>blah blah undisciplined blah
>sissy sissy S/L sissy
>uspa did this, uspa didn't do that
>ana me anal you anal boo-hoo-hoo-hoo
dunno I wuzn't there...if it upsets you that bad kid you really artta stop
going out there BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA shit
Tom Olson
Tell us about the last time you were at the DZ. Couldn't reach your toggles
huh?
I heard that you as good as your last skydive... Tell us about that.
Just how many skydives do you have? Be honest. The whole world is listening.
Tom
"Capt. too cool to Hook" <to...@aol.com> wrote in message
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JimBo
>From: "Tom Olson" t...@skydivesupplies.com
>Just how many skydives do you have? Be honest. The whole world is
>listening.
>
>Tom
>
he's gonna tell you 4-500......which is inflated.
Ask anybody else here how many jumps they have and they can tell you exactly.
Jim D-10154
funjumper ...retired hoe
Man small... why fall ? Skies call... thats all.
Capt. too cool
>>listening.
>>
>>Tom
>he's gonna tell you 4-500......which is inflated.
>Ask anybody else here how many jumps they have and they can tell you exactly.
419 or there about....I pretty well quit logging after my D came in, shit I cud
have 700 or so for all I know...the number
isn't important, who taught me & what I learned plus my ability to assay then
translate it, passing it on to the down trodden sheep is whats important...
I don't see any of you USPA skygods
doing much but bitching about it. o~;-*
Capt. too cool
>So Snuffy,
>
>Tell us about the last time you were at the DZ. Couldn't reach your toggles
>huh?
couldn't reach the left toggle, flew that XL cow back with one toggle against
a quartering wind...not bad for a old guy
who layed out 3 years due to illness huh?
>I heard that you as good as your last >skydive... Tell us about that.
Well I wuz smart enuff to drop the one toggle I had control of before the
spasms
started on my dead side again, broke the tib & fib clean in my bad leg...ankle
cap shattered into 3 pieces. Unable to use crutchs I ended up in a wheel chair
again for 2 years cuz the screw in my ankle wouldn't hold...I walked again sooo
all in all
no reach for a old iron man...I believe Yawl USPA2000 types wudda died or been
in a nursing home cuz yer so physically and mentally weak.
>Just how many skydives do you have? >Be honest. The whole world is
>listening.
>
see my other post in answer to Jim the old Nevada woman. o~;-*
SkydiverRick
If they aren't logged they don't exist. It's funny how many jumps you can
get when you don't log them.
Capt. too cool
> It's funny how many jumps you can
>get when you don't log them.
>
yuh logging takes time ya cud miss a load
or the dirt dive what with packing our own like we used to do
religiously...shit the up
jumpers didn't even take time out to eat, the Hill used to sell a lotta
hamburgers and longnecks to the upjumpers after dark cuz we wuz all starved &
Wallers little food kitchen shut down about the time last load left the
ground...The yuppies ate lunch like
normal people...We wud be out dirt diving
in the drive and they wud be setting inside eating rabbit food and pasta salads
watching us stir the dust up. ;)P
JimBo
>see my other post in answer to Jim the old Nevada woman. o~;-*
>
tsk tsk tsk...I didnt call you any names.
Like one of the other posters said...if ya didnt log 'em , ya didnt make 'em.
I didnt log 400 jumps when I was doing outlaw tandems.....just so there was no
record.....so essentially I didnt make those jumps..
CRWMike
I haven't logged jumps (with rare exceptions) in almost 14 years ...do they
not exist? Oh my!
Michael
D-6139
"SkydiverRick" <rme...@houston.rr.com> wrote in message
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Capt. too cool
ya wuzzn't a black shoe sailor either
>Like one of the other posters said...if ya >didnt log 'em, ya didnt make 'em.
>I didnt log 400 jumps when I was doing >outlaw tandems.....just so there was
>no record...
how many passangers did you kill?
>so essentially I didnt make those jumps..
>Jim D-10154
Ya shuddn't have taken the money for them either! ;)P
Capt. too cool
>not exist? Oh my!
>
>Michael
>D-6139
>If they aren't logged they don't exist
>SkydiverRick
<snerk> log that yew South Texas sheepgod HAHAHAHA shit too funny
SkydiverRick
It's not that they didn't happen, but everyone that I know who doesn't log
always over estimate their jump numbers. I managed more than 1 dz and it was
funny how many jumps they claimed even though I sold them the lift tickets.
I don't care if you log or not just don't try to tell me how many jumps you
have if you don't.
Tom Olson
Guess that... oh wait a minute. You only have less than half a brain. My bad.
Guess I am calling you out. See you at Ballunar. I'll be the one with one hand
tied behind my back, and it wont be tied there so that I can skydive either.
Jerry K. can film the whole thing.
Korshak is more than qualified to film it being that he has thousands of jumps
with video, and I dont think he has logged them either in his quest to catch the
next load.
See you at NASA at high noon.
Tom
"Capt. too cool " <to...@aol.com> wrote in message
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JimBo
>>so essentially I didnt make those jumps..
>
>>Jim D-10154
>
>Ya shuddn't have taken the money for them either! ;)P
You dont just think I'm some dumb..you think I'm plumb dumb.
Capt. too cool
>> ...do they not exist? Oh my!
>>
>> Michael
>> D-6139
> If they aren't logged they don't exist. It's funny how many jumps
>>> you can get when you don't log them.
>
>It's not that they didn't happen, but everyone that I know who doesn't log
>always over estimate their jump numbers. I managed more than 1 dz and it was
>funny how many jumps they claimed >even though I sold them the lift tickets.
>I don't care if you log or not just don't try >to tell me how many jumps you
>have if you don't.
>Rick"
We were sitting around a campfire sucking down rasin jack one night in
Leaugecity when Art and Tom (both dead now) showed me a system bycampfire light
one night after my D came in, someone asked me if I was going to ever JM or get
an E lic?
"HELL NO I'M A SPORT JUMPER!"
so they sed
"don't waste time logging the drone jumps then"
"What about the USPA?"
"Fukkem ya roll the dice
multiply by 10 and send the total to the USPA yearly, they never check logbooks
so they got no idea what you got anyway
Saves a lotta time!"
Now these two guys were something else.
Tom in his 60's had never bothered to get any lic. but the C
Art, when the USPA changed the JM rules
had to go thru the archived spx manifest lists to see how many jumps he had so
he cud git a D ;) I rukun they were teaching me to be a parachutist
and not skydiver...the attitudes and culture were completely different you
know. o~;)P
Capt. too cool
>Ya shuddn't have taken the money for them either! ;)P
>You dont just think I'm some dumb..you >think I'm plumb dumb.
>
>Jim D-10154
Need to cut back on them JKL smart pill's Jerry's sending you from
Houston...yer
gitting parranoid kid o~;)P
Capt. too cool
a true blue "no fear" skydiver would have
>Guess I am calling you out. See you at >Ballunar. I'll be the one with one
>hand tied behind my back, and it wont be >tied there so that I can skydive
either.
go ahead and jump it out, theirs a big difference between tieing your hand down
and having a hanging arm and hand thats just disconnected from your brain...the
disconnected type arm spasm's and will
cause the whole left side of yer body to fight you if you strain to reach over
with your good side..See yawl are ignorant about more than basic skydiving,
tell jerryK to quit passing the dumb ass pills around!. btw I went to
Ballunarfest the year Tony fell off the golf cart and dislocated his arm...it
had rained and my wheelchair got stuck in the mud..so I got up and asked my
girlfriend to push it while I hobbled along...cept it wuzzn't my girlfriend it
was some strange woman...I kin't twist around and look back real well..So this
chick sez;
"Say your kinda cute for a old man, give me some tung and I'll push it anywhere
for you darlin."
My girlfriend came over and sez
"Sit down in that damn chair and quit flirting DAMMIT!" She was so damn mad
she pushed me and that wheel chair thru the muddy grass at warp speed...goldamn
Cajun women o~;->
Capt. too cool
>Guess I am calling you out. See you at >Ballunar. I'll be the one with one
>hand
>tied behind my back, and it wont be tied >there so that I can skydive either.
oh wow it just occured to me ya want your sheep ass kicked...I don't do
Ballunar fest
anymore...its a yuppie pit...don't go out to watch other people jump, thats a
wuffo thing, too hot also same reason I never go to the DZ...Tell you what,
since you want to be bent over so bad...ya can meet me at Bill Lee's loft in
the late fall when its cool...I come down yearly around the same time to see my
doctor and always
stop by Bill's place. o~;-*
Capt. too cool
>
>>Just how many skydives do you have? Be honest. The whole world is
>>listening.
>he's gonna tell you 4-500......which is inflated.
>Ask anybody else here how many jumps they have and they can tell you exactly.
>
>Jim D-10154
the stupid sheep called a coyote out the question now is will he make it back
into the sheep pen by next spring and how the other sheep are gonna feel about
him after
a 60 something coyote with two gimp
paws beats the holy shit out of him
hahaha shit just pray I don't accidently
snap his neck...ain't made a kill in 34 years the smell of sheep fear might
over power me oooorah o~;->
Joe Walther
>
> the stupid sheep called a coyote out the question now is will he make it
back
> into the sheep pen by next spring and how the other sheep are gonna feel
about
> him after
> a 60 something coyote
Walther responds...
You keep telling me that we're "bout the same age". Based on a history of
your posts and many of the comments you have made over the past 5-years, you
would had to have joined the Navy when you were just 8-years old in order
for us to be "bout the same age."
I turned 61 years this past June. Perhaps you might like to define "bout the
same age"? ;-)
Regards
Walther
Tom Olson
you French?
Tell ya what Snuffy, I will use Bill's wheelchair that he has there since you
think that this will be a fair fight.
"Capt. too cool " <to...@aol.com> wrote in message
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JimBo
>From: "Joe Walther" jlwal...@comcast.net
>. Based on a history of
>your posts and many of the comments you have made over the past 5-years, you
>would had to have joined the Navy when you were just 8-years old
Just for instance Judge....I got out 31 years ago I just turned 50
Enlisted at 17.
Capt. too cool
> Based on a history of
>>your posts and many of the comments you have made over the past 5-years, you
>>would had to have joined the Navy when you were just 8-years old
>
>Just for instance Judge....I got out
>31 years ago I just turned 50
>Enlisted at 17.
>Jim D-10154
Yuh but yew only dun one hitch puss
I to went in at the age of 17 & 1 month
Served on tin cans a couple of years did 4 or 5 in the Gator Navy, served in
Turkey, Italy, Africa, Guam, Japan......Went in country RVN 3 times, first in
country duty was 1960 last was 1969 got out in 1970 cuz I wuz tired of the
killing, the rwst of my service time was spent in lockdown schools...ya know no
liberty, no leaving the military reservation untill graduation..lets see 1970?
ummm ummm that wud be
33 years ago I got out did another career
in the Teamsters, that payed better...didn't have to conspire to kill any enemy
just
bent in fenders with baseball bats and broke scab arms & legs while walking the
picket line...I am an American...apparently
skydiving didn't make me as dumb at calculating as yew either ya yuppie prick
JimBo
>From: to...@aol.com (Capt. too cool )
>Yuh but yew only dun one hitch puss
>.apparently
>skydiving didn't make me as dumb at calculating as yew either ya yuppie prick
You sure are gettimg loose with the name calling. Gonna come kick my ass when
youre done with Tom Olson ?
Capt. too cool
>Come on out Snuffy. It's allot cooler at Ballunar than it is in France, or
>are
>you French?
>
>Tell ya what Snuffy, I will use Bill's wheelchair that he has there since you
>think that this will be a fair fight.
>
>
Just show up at Bill's place in October or November...I ain't helping Chuck
Ackers promote Ballunar fest...Suni rules the roost around Bills so if she
won't let us fight in her yard, we will just go out in the bar ditch...Oh yeah,
be sure to bring that fruit JerryK with ya cuz after I finish your stupid young
ass off I'm gonna knock him out and give him a haircut. He's old enuff to to
have a mans haircut...shudda had one by 18...
The kids a fukking disgrace to Texas! ;-*
Capt. too cool
>
>You keep telling me that we're "bout the same age". Based on a history of
>your posts and many of the comments you have made over the past 5-years, you
>would had to have joined the Navy when you were just 8-years old in order
>for us to be "bout the same age."
>
>I turned 61 years this past June. Perhaps you might like to define "bout the
>same age"? ;-)
>
>Regards
>
>Walther
>
>
you might be younger than me, draw
SS till ya wuz at least 62? ;)P
Capt. too cool
>yuppie prick
>
>You sure are gettimg loose with the name calling. Gonna come kick my ass when
>youre done with Tom Olson ?
>
>Jim D-10154
Apparently you think I'm a Woof like
you and Joe Walther...I live in a 2nd hand RV out on a deer camp cause the
rents cheap.that artta tell you something ya stupid ass USPA 2000 twit, cum on
down
I'll straighten yer back out for you boot ;-P
JimBo
>From: to...@aol.com (Capt. too cool )
>Apparently you think I'm a Woof like
>you and Joe Walther...I live in a 2nd hand RV out on a deer camp cause the
>rents cheap.that artta tell you something
Yeah it tells me yer a dumb motherfucker that didnt put anything away for his
old age
Capt. too cool
#1 Tom Olsen and his girlfriend JerryK
#2 Jim Bozarth
....anyone else? I got 8 waltzs left o~;)P
SkydiverRick
pick me, pick me
Capt. too cool
>>you and Joe Walther...I live in a 2nd >>hand RV out on a deer camp cause the
>>rents cheap.that artta tell you >>something
>
>Yeah it tells me yer a dumb motherfucker that didnt put anything away for his
>old age
>
>Jim D-10154
Nope I had a SIP & Stock options, unfortunately I had the CVA short
of full retirement, wayyyy short..The SIP went to my kids degree at UT...Gee ya
yuppie asshole make enuff wrong guess's and you might git one right sooner or
later. what a dickwad, and thats the way skydiving went in America also I rukun
All dickwads...yuh the stroke was a blessing, yawl mighta corrupted me by now
if I was still jumping o~;-*
Capt. too cool
>> OK I'm filling my Barn Dance card..lets see
>> #1 Tom Olsen and his girlfriend JerryK
>> #2 Jim Bozarth
>
>pick me, pick me
>
>
show up at Bills place in October or November ;-*
Joe Walther
> >
> >
> read the super dumb ass thread I dedicated to Jim Bozarth joe.....
> you might be younger than me, draw
> SS till ya wuz at least 62? ;)P
Walther responds...
Are you a retiree of the United States Navy? Let me make the question
crystal clear. I am defining a retiree as one who spent a minimum of 19
years and 6 months on active duty. You've never actually stated that you are
a retiree. However, given the vast amount of information that you have given
here relative to your military service, it would be quite reasonable for
people to get the impression that you are a retiree.
Just answer the question and keep your comments relative to the discussion.
Social Security has nothing to do with it. Nor does the fact that Jim only
did one hitch.
You have gone on and on here for several years relative to your military
service. Some of the information you have provided, particularly when it
comes to your advisory responsibilities and some of your references to early
duty in the Riverine Force, would, of necessity, place you in the Navy prior
to 1960. Keep in mind, now, that this does not involve any Riverine duty
during the center-cut of the '60s.
Either I have misunderstood you or you entered the United States Navy prior
to 1960. Of course, one cannot ignore your unique proficiency at producing
and perpetuating urban legend fodder and an insatiable appetite for
stringing sheep along, both of which may also have a small role in the
misunderstanding. ;-)
Regards
Walther
JimBo
>From: to...@aol.com (Capt. too cool )
> what a dickwad, and thats the way skydiving went in America also I rukun
>All dickwads...yuh the stroke was a blessing, yawl mighta corrupted me by now
You would have never survived.
Sooner or later, your know it all attitude would have made you a statistic or
someone would have shoved one of your pointy cowboy boots up your ass.
Capt. too cool
>read the super dumb ass thread I >dedicated to Jim Bozarth joe.....
>you might be younger than me,
can federal judges draw SS before 62?
or are yawl like the railroad workers, don't
git none?
>Are you a retiree of the United States >Navy?
nope shipped over 3 times
>I am defining a retiree as one who spent >a minimum of 19
>years and 6 months on active duty.
Nope I wasn't in it for the retirement, I just loved the life...like I said
shipped over 3 times, once more and I wudda made 19 and 6 but I had a epiphany
up on the Qua
Viet in 1969...I just couldn't pull the trigger
and kill that little girl, we skated out of it without a firefight, you or a
civilian might say it was the right thing to do but it endangered my crew &
LT...I put a little girls life above theirs. It was over for me and I knew it
so I just hung it up and threw all those years of service away...May have told
the story in one of my sea story rambles on here. The Navy freaked when I got
out in 1970 rather than take their wonderfull offers to stay in..held me two
weeks past my EOS up at Long Beach till a LtCdr from Coranado could get there
to talk to me...I was straight out of I Corps
and wild as a March Hare...he started fukking with me and I simply said....
"Look Commander tell them to release my
paperwork cuz I not going over the fence
I'll just kill a gate guard and walk out the front, yawl will have hell
explaining that"
He simply studied my face a few minutes and grunted. Next day I had civilian
cloths on, my honorable in my hand and wuz sitting in the skybar at LAX waiting
on a
flight home. ;-/
>references to early duty in the Riverine >Force,
dunno where you got that from I never served with a regular Navy unit in
Vietnam
after the 1960 BSU survey, Strictly MACV & indig forces...see you and Jim were
conventional military, once I left the blue water fleet I was forever a force
multiplier.
& counter insurgent it made me crazy I think btw want on my barn dance card?;)P
Capt. too cool
>All dickwads...yuh the stroke was a >blessing, yawl mighta corrupted me by
>now
>You would have never survived.
>Sooner or later, your know it all attitude would have made you a statistic or
>someone would have shoved one of your pointy cowboy boots up your ass.
Geeze I only wore them once...are those USPA sissys still whining about that?
Tom Olson
another Frog like the rest of them whiney Europeans.
Bet you fight, and surrender like the French too.
Tom
Rev Jim
"JimBo" <sb...@aol.comnooospam> wrote in message
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> >Subject: Re: Bad day at the dz super dummy?
> >From: to...@aol.com (Capt. too cool )
>
> > what a dickwad, and thats the way skydiving went in America also I rukun
> >All dickwads...yuh the stroke was a blessing, yawl mighta corrupted me by
now
>
> You would have never survived.
> Sooner or later, your know it all attitude would have made you a statistic
or
> someone would have shoved one of your pointy cowboy boots up your ass.
>
I could think of a large number of volunteers lining up for that chance.
I get #3. You and Jerry K can scrap over #1.
Rev Jim
Tom Olson
Is that deer camp still located on federal lands in the eastern part of Texas?
Still running moonshine too? Got running water and sewer to go with that AOL
account of yours. Its amazing that some yuppies put the internet in front of
indoor plumbing on their list of priorities in life. Heard that the Feds have
got your name and number.
Hey Rambo, when your done with responding to this thread, the still needs
another log.
Tom Olson
"Capt. too cool " <to...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Rev Jim
"Tom Olson" <t...@skydivesupplies.com> wrote in message
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> I knew it. You are French. You type French, and now speak it. Your just
> another Frog like the rest of them whiney Europeans.
>
> Bet you fight, and surrender like the French too.
>
> Tom
>
>
Well, surrender at least.
The Frech (or Snuffy for that matter) actually are capable of a fight?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Rev
Jerry K.
Hell, if you're making the challenge then etiquette demands that I set
the time, place, and weapons of deciding the argument.
Time: I'm happy to yield that decision to you.
Place: The last place you would prefer but get to choose from -
Beaumont Municipal Airport or the Waller County Golf Course in the
landing area.
Weapons: Saber to five strikes - best two out of three -OR- "Johnny
McEldoo" at 20 paces.
...bsrp
...jlk
-JOHNNY MCELDOO -
There was Johnny McEldoo and McGee and me
And a couple of two or three went on the spree one day
We had a bob or two, which we knew how to blew
And the beer and whiskey flew and we all felt gay
We visited McCann's, Maclaman's, Humpty Dan's
We then went into Swan's, our stomachs for to pack
We ordered out a feed, which indeed, we did need
And we finished it with speed, but we still felt slack
Johnny McEldoo turned red, white and blue
As a plate of irish stew he soon put out of sight
He shouted out "Encore!" with a roar for some more
That he'd never felt before such a keen appetite
We ordered eggs and ham, bread and jam, what a cram
But him, we couldn't ram, though we tried our level best
For everthing we brought, cold or hot, mattered not
It went down him like a shot and he still stood the test
He swallowed tripe and lard by the yard, we got scarred
We thought it would go hard when the waiter brought the bill
We told him to give o'er, but he swore he could lower
Twice as much again and more before he had his fill
He nearly supped a trough full of broth says McGragh
"He'll devour the tablecloth if you don't hold him in"
When the waiter brought the charge, McEldoo felt so large
He began to shout and barge and his blood went on fire
He began to curse and swear, tear his hair in despair
To finish the affair, called the shop man a liar
The shop man, he through out and no doubt, he did clout
McEldoo he kicked about like an old football
Tattered all his clothes, broke his nose, I suppose
He would have killed him with a few blows in no time at all
Mceldoo began to howl and to growl, by my soul
Through an empty bowl at the shop keepers head
It struck poor Mickey Flynn, took the skin from his chin
An eruction did begin and we all fought and bled
The peelers did arrive, man alive, four or five
At us they made a dive for us all to march away
We paid for all the mate that we ate, stood a trait
And went home to ruminate on the spree that day
Jerry K.
>OK I'm filling my Barn Dance card..lets see
>#1 Tom Olsen and his girlfriend JerryK
>#2 Jim Bozarth
>
>....anyone else? I got 8 waltzs left o~;)P
Some of your other personalities might like a shot.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>Just how many skydives do you have? >Be honest. The whole world is
>>>listening.
>>>
>>>Tom
>
>>he's gonna tell you 4-500......which is inflated.
>>Ask anybody else here how many jumps they have and they can tell you exactly.
>
>419 or there about....
More like between 250 and 300. You know, that cessation of
progression at 300 you've suggested.
>I pretty well quit logging after my D came in, shit I cud
>have 700 or so for all I know...the number
>isn't important,
Especially if that number turns out to be a higher one than yours, eh?
>who taught me & what I learned plus my ability to assay then
>translate it, passing it on to the down trodden sheep is whats important...
Heh - Who taught you? People patient and with an evidently giant
sense of humor. Ability to assay and translate? Sure - explains why
so many of those novices you took up on dives somehow concluded to
jump with other people. Passing it on to the "down-trodden sheep?"
Hell, getting an AOL account isn't too laborious - why, "It's So
Easy!"
>I don't see any of you USPA skygods
>doing much but bitching about it. o~;-*
Well, we're still jumping but you wouldn't know about that since
you're not on dropzones.
And there is the regular punching of holes into your retarded
assertions thus making you spiral into further stupid ideas and
suppositions until kind of a feedback starts humming along. Why, if
only this power could be harnessed! Screw Cold Fusion. This is
approaching the realm of perpetual motion! Hope the North Koreans
don't catch on.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>Rick"sheep
>> It's funny how many jumps you can
>>get when you don't log them.
>>
>
>yuh logging takes time ya cud miss a load
>or the dirt dive what with packing our own like we used to do
>religiously...shit the up
>jumpers didn't even take time out to eat, the Hill used to sell a lotta
>hamburgers and longnecks to the upjumpers after dark cuz we wuz all starved &
>Wallers little food kitchen shut down about the time last load left the
>ground...The yuppies ate lunch like
>normal people...We wud be out dirt diving
>in the drive and they wud be setting inside eating rabbit food and pasta salads
>watching us stir the dust up. ;)P
Heh - like that guy said on one of the Quincy videos a few years ago,
"If you don't eat, you die and if you don't drink...you die. So...you
gotta eat...and you gotta drink...or you die."
Anyone of you remember looking for his truck at Nationals a couple
years ago?
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
Hey Tom! Glad you made it home all right yesterday and thanks for the
beer!
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>Any moron with half of a brain would not >have jumped.
>
>a true blue "no fear" skydiver would have
True blue, no fear or not, a smart skydiver would have practiced on
the ground before taking it into the air.
>
>>Guess I am calling you out. See you at >Ballunar. I'll be the one with one
>>hand tied behind my back, and it wont be >tied there so that I can skydive
>either.
>
>go ahead and jump it out, theirs a big difference between tieing your hand down
>and having a hanging arm and hand thats just disconnected from your brain...
As there is a big difference between making a jump period with a brain
disconnected from a smart decision making ability.
>the
>disconnected type arm spasm's and will
>cause the whole left side of yer body to fight you if you strain to reach over
>with your good side..
Too bad this fact wasn't realized in a hanging harness prior to being
realized under canopy.
>See yawl are ignorant about more than basic skydiving,
>tell jerryK to quit passing the dumb ass pills around!.
Yes, there is a certain ignorance of what good comes come from bad
decisions as realized under the influence of those dumbass
suppositories you got crammed in your kiester.
>btw I went to
>Ballunarfest the year Tony fell off the golf cart and dislocated his arm...it
>had rained and my wheelchair got stuck in the mud..so I got up and asked my
>girlfriend to push it while I hobbled along...cept it wuzzn't my girlfriend it
>was some strange woman...I kin't twist around and look back real well..So this
>chick sez;
>"Say your kinda cute for a old man, give me some tung and I'll push it anywhere
>for you darlin."
>My girlfriend came over and sez
>"Sit down in that damn chair and quit flirting DAMMIT!" She was so damn mad
>she pushed me and that wheel chair thru the muddy grass at warp speed...goldamn
>Cajun women o~;->
Were you jumping at Ballunar or just hanging out flaunting your
(tenuous) connection to the sport while wishing you were in the air
over JSC?
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>From: "Tom Olson" t...@skydivesupplies.com
>>
>>>Just how many skydives do you have? Be honest. The whole world is
>>>listening.
>
>>he's gonna tell you 4-500......which is inflated.
>>Ask anybody else here how many jumps they have and they can tell you exactly.
>>
>>Jim D-10154
>
>the stupid sheep called a coyote out the question now is will he make it back
>into the sheep pen by next spring and how the other sheep are gonna feel about
>him after
>a 60 something coyote with two gimp
>paws beats the holy shit out of him
Beautiful - you get called on jump numbers (a subject which you've
admitted doesn't matter anyway) by someone you never met and already
you're threatening him with assault. Not too zen Buda-Kup.
>hahaha shit just pray I don't accidently
>snap his neck...ain't made a kill in 34 years the smell of sheep fear might
>over power me
And it gets even better - dire warnings suggesting you'd even kill him
for calling you on your jump numbers?
Ah, Tom, whatcha gonna do? Yo, hide out at the dz - he'll never come
hunting for you there.
So, let's be clear - is this contract on Tom's life gonna get
relegated to having Big Earl RN supposedly taking the contract like
when you said last month you were gonna tear my head off and shit down
my neck or you got some other (murderous) plan?
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>so essentially I didnt make those jumps.>>>Jim
>
>>Ya shuddn't have taken the money for them either! ;)P
>
>>You dont just think I'm some dumb..you >think I'm plumb dumb.
>>
>>Jim D-10154
>
>Need to cut back on them JKL smart pill's Jerry's sending you from
>Houston...yer
>gitting parranoid kid o~;)P
Can't be any more chocked full of nasty side effects than those
Snuffie Brand Dumbass Suppositories you peddle here.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>>I haven't logged jumps (with rare >>exceptions) in almost 14 years
>>> ...do they not exist? Oh my!
>>>
>>> Michael
>>> D-6139
>
>> If they aren't logged they don't exist. It's funny how many jumps
>>>> you can get when you don't log them.
>>
>>It's not that they didn't happen, but everyone that I know who doesn't log
>>always over estimate their jump numbers. I managed more than 1 dz and it was
>>funny how many jumps they claimed >even though I sold them the lift tickets.
>>I don't care if you log or not just don't try >to tell me how many jumps you
>>have if you don't.
>>Rick"
>
>We were sitting around a campfire sucking down rasin jack one night in
>Leaugecity when Art and Tom (both dead now) showed me a system bycampfire light
>one night after my D came in, someone asked me if I was going to ever JM or get
>an E lic?
> "HELL NO I'M A SPORT JUMPER!"
>so they sed
>"don't waste time logging the drone jumps then"
>"What about the USPA?"
>"Fukkem ya roll the dice
>multiply by 10 and send the total to the USPA yearly, they never check logbooks
>so they got no idea what you got anyway
>Saves a lotta time!"
>Now these two guys were something else.
>Tom in his 60's had never bothered to get any lic. but the C
>Art, when the USPA changed the JM rules
>had to go thru the archived spx manifest lists to see how many jumps he had so
>he cud git a D ;) I rukun they were teaching me to be a parachutist
>and not skydiver...the attitudes and culture were completely different you
>know.
So, you're saying Art wasn't a sport jumper and therfore not worthy of
your respect but only disdain?
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>From: "Tom Olson"
>
>>So Snuffy,
>>
>>Tell us about the last time you were at the DZ. Couldn't reach your toggles
>>huh?
>
>couldn't reach the left toggle, flew that XL cow back with one toggle against
>a quartering wind...not bad for a old guy
>who layed out 3 years due to illness huh?
So, if you were flying against a quartering wind, suggesting you were
actually flying instead of spending the canopy ride trying to get that
toggle, ultimately to the point to where the ground all of a sudden
came up and it turned out to be tarmac, if you were flying the Cloud,
how come you didn't fly yourself to where you could have avoided the
tarmac?
>
>>I heard that you as good as your last >skydive... Tell us about that.
>
>Well I wuz smart enuff to drop the one toggle I had control of before the
>spasms
>started on my dead side again,
But not smart enough to attempt to unstow the opposite toggle first so
that if you discovered then that you could not (because you hadn't
taken the time to hang in a harness after a three year layoff to see
if it could be done) then you would have been at half brakes, flying
straight towards your objective lz (or rear risering yourself with
your good arm towards a heading leading towards the dz) as opposed to
being in a turn and losing altitude having dropped the toggle when the
spasms were happening and you would have certainly been still in half
brakes upon touchdown. Not too smart.
>broke the tib & fib clean in my bad leg...ankle
>cap shattered into 3 pieces. Unable to use crutchs I ended up in a wheel chair
>again for 2 years cuz the screw in my ankle wouldn't hold...I walked again sooo
>all in all
>no reach for a old iron man...I believe Yawl USPA2000 types wudda died or been
>in a nursing home cuz yer so physically and mentally weak.
That is as may be - people have come back from more and died from less
- you know, God works in mysterious ways, eh?
>
>>Just how many skydives do you have? >Be honest. The whole world is
>>listening.
>>
>
>see my other post in answer to Jim the old Nevada woman. o~;-*
Yeah - jump numbers don't matter if they totalled more than you had.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>I haven't logged jumps (with rare >exceptions) in almost 14 years ...do they
>>not exist? Oh my!
>>
>>Michael
>>D-6139
>
>>If they aren't logged they don't exist
>>SkydiverRick
>
><snerk> log that yew South Texas sheepgod HAHAHAHA shit too funny
Logged and noted. Hell, it's as logged as your 7-800 jumps. Log and
note that.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
<t...@skydivesupplies.com> wrote:
>Any moron with half of a brain would not have jumped.
Actually, in his defense (can you believe your eyes?!) he had to make
that jump 'cause at one time he really enjoyed jumping and he was
really jonesing for a jump. We all can relate to that. Where it all
went bad was his inability (poor training, arrogance?) to think it
through and instead of ignorant faith he'd be able to reach both
toggles and flare to an extent into a PLF and going up and attempting
that, instead of not consulting with the medical profession beforehand
and taking steps to buttress his already weakened leg and bones before
he went up, he should have had half a clue to put himself in a hanging
harness and try unstowing the toggles out, practiced the dive on the
ground and taken steps to brace his weakened leg for impact before he
put himself in the corner which ultimately cornered him from ever
possibly being able to skydive again while wearing a parachute. He
didn't think things through and he screwed himself. There's a lesson
in there for everyone.
>
>Guess that... oh wait a minute. You only have less than half a brain. My bad.
>
>Guess I am calling you out. See you at Ballunar. I'll be the one with one hand
>tied behind my back, and it wont be tied there so that I can skydive either.
>Jerry K. can film the whole thing.
Not a bad idea - it's not like the Johnson Space Center is a dropzone
- just an LZ for the jumpers during the festival. Hell, come on out
to Ellington, hang out in the FBO with the jumpers and the cute girls
behind the reception counter. Take a ride in the CASA we'll be
jumping - you don't even have to watch people land. JSC is a cool
place to be.
>Korshak is more than qualified to film it being that he has thousands of jumps
>with video, and I dont think he has logged them either in his quest to catch the
>next load.
Hell, any yahoo can shoot ground spectacle and I've been looking
through cameras since I was a kid but if this is some aerial ballet
being supposed upon, uh...I think I'm gonna puss out on this one -
that guy shouldn't be in the air (as evolution has had its say) and
more fool anyone who ever took that chance. Doesn't matter, he won't
show. He's scared of living, is all.
Logging is more of an end of the day thing for me although as soon as
I got down after the load after my first reserve ride (quick
turnaround, multi-rigged) and had a moment - I logged that one.
>
>See you at NASA at high noon.
Why not make it Friday, late afternoon - c'mon Buda-Kup, I'm sure we
can swing ya into being treated like the rest of us to the free
steaks, taters, and all the rest of the grub we'll be chowing down on
that evening. Typically, after everyone's fed and we start getting
liquored up is when the teams are announced and people start their
dirt-dives for the first dive the next day. It's gonna be bigways -
c'mon out, pick a team (or not), and tell 'em how it's done. You'll
get to do your act live in front of a captive audience and you'll
*never have to set foot onto a dz*.
Lotta vets show at this thing, too and seem to have a great time.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
wrote:
>>snuffy snuffy snuffy did this, did that
>>boo hoo boohoo
>>jlk
>
>>Bad day not at the dz, Buda-Kup?
>>blah blah undisciplined blah
>>sissy sissy S/L sissy
>>uspa did this, uspa didn't do that
>>ana me anal you anal boo-hoo-hoo-hoo
>
>dunno I wuzn't there.
Heh - you weren't not at the dz? Make a jump? Hang in the harness
beforehand to see if you could unstow the toggles with one hand?
Better landing this time?
>..if it upsets you that bad kid you really artta stop
>going out there
Actually, like most people who go and jump and return to do it again,
it pleases me enough to keep on going out there.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
<t...@skydivesupplies.com> wrote:
>I knew it. You are French. You type French, and now speak it. Your just
>another Frog like the rest of them whiney Europeans.
>
>Bet you fight, and surrender like the French too.
>
>Tom
>
Don't let him French Kiss ya, Tom - you know he'll try - his kind
always does!
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
Hell, I've been dancing with this joke for a good while. Feel free to
cut in - I could use a drink and a shower.
...bsrp
...jlk
Capt. too cool
>beforehand to see if you could unstow the toggles with one hand?
>Better landing this time?
?????? I thought you had a lot of jumps kid...and you don't know what happens
when you unstow your brakes?...the toggles go up to the stop, thats why I
cuddn't reach the left one fuk, what are you jumping? ;)P
Joe Walther
> >"Joe Walther"
>
> >read the super dumb ass thread I >dedicated to Jim Bozarth joe.....
> >you might be younger than me,
> can federal judges draw SS before 62?
> or are yawl like the railroad workers, don't
> git none?
Walther responds...
I've told you this before but I will repeat it once more. I was never a
federal judge nor did I ever claim as much. I am elible to collect Social
Security at 62. I will not do so, though.
> >Are you a retiree of the United States >Navy?
>
> Nope I wasn't in it for the retirement, I just loved the life...like I
said
> shipped over 3 times, once more and I wudda made 19 and 6 but I had a
epiphany
> up on the Qua
Before I respond to this in its entirety, I need a clarification. Should
"Qua" be spelled Q-u-e, as in the island of??
Regards
Walther
Rev Jim
happens
> when you unstow your brakes?...the toggles go up to the stop, thats why I
> cuddn't reach the left one fuk, what are you jumping?
Obviously a rig with correctly sized risers.
Rev
Jerry K.
>>Heh - you weren't not at the dz? Make a jump? Hang in the harness
>>beforehand to see if you could unstow the toggles with one hand?
>>Better landing this time?
>
>?????? I thought you had a lot of jumps kid...and you don't know what happens
>when you unstow your brakes?...the toggles go up to the stop, thats why I
>cuddn't reach the left one fuk, what are you jumping?
Geez - so let's be clear about this - you reached up and unstowed the
break knowing that you would be steering with one hand and after you
unstowed it you *let it go* !?
You should have realized this would occur on the jump and planned for
it accordingly - not hanging in the harness and not testing out your
plans on the ground becomes even more stupid - I mean, you didn't have
a clue that the toggle would go up, out of reach once you let it go?
What the hell were *you* jumping?
Carumba! What kind of dipshit D's were they turning out when you
bought yours from uspa?
...bsrp
...jlk
Capt. too cool
>It's funny how many jumps
>you can get when you don't log them.
> Art and Tom (both dead now) showed me a system bycampfire light
>>one night after my D came in, someone asked me if I was going to ever JM or
>get an E lic? "HELL NO I'M A SPORT >JUMPER!" so they sed "don't waste time
>logging the drone jumps then"
>"What about the USPA?" Fukkem ya roll >the dice multiply by 10 and send the
>total to the USPA yearly, they never >check logbooks so they got no idea what
>you got
>So, you're saying Art wasn't a sport >jumper and therfore not worthy of
>your respect but only disdain?
people I like get an exemption kid
besides poor old art under estimated...
When word came down that HQ was changing the rules on JM..he panicked
"Wow I don't think I have the 200 required for a D" Scared the shit out of him
so
Linsay dug out dusty file box's of paper manifest sheets...a team poured over
them for days...Art had 6 or 800 jumps just at SPX...so not logging does have
some drawbacks...Me and old tom were drunk and needling him
"HEY ART!"
"WHAT?"
"Roll the dice and multiply by 1,000
hahahahaha shit too funny o~;->
Capt. too cool
>SkydiverRick
><snerk> log that yew South Texas >sheepgod HAHAHAHA shit too funny
>Logged and noted. Hell, it's as logged >as your 7-800 jumps. Log and
>note that.
too high I multiplied the dice by 10 not 100
after getting my D...rolled snake eyes a couple of years and they were boogie
till you puke years I musta thrown away 300 jumps on those two roll's ;)P
Jerry K.
Ironic that you threw them all away on just that one dice roll on the
tarmac at Beaumont.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>a DZM sheep
>>It's funny how many jumps
>>you can get when you don't log them.
>
>> Art and Tom (both dead now) showed me a system bycampfire light
>>>one night after my D came in, someone asked me if I was going to ever JM or
>>get an E lic? "HELL NO I'M A SPORT >JUMPER!" so they sed "don't waste time
>>logging the drone jumps then"
>>"What about the USPA?" Fukkem ya roll >the dice multiply by 10 and send the
>>total to the USPA yearly, they never >check logbooks so they got no idea what
>>you got
>
>>So, you're saying Art wasn't a sport >jumper and therfore not worthy of
>>your respect but only disdain?
>
>people I like get an exemption kid
But how can you exempt people you like when they do things or
represent ideas you don't like?
>besides poor old art under estimated...
"Poor Old Art!" If Art was anything other than the nice, super, sweet
and brilliant guy I knew him to be he'd spit in your eye for such a
pandering statement. I've changed the terms of the duel - if you
choose Saber at Waller or Beaumont it will be 5 for 7 because I would
rather humiliate you longer.
...bsrp
...jlk
Capt. too cool
>>Ballunarfest the year Tony fell off the golf cart and dislocated his arm. .it
>>had rained and my wheelchair got stuck >>in the mud.
>Were you jumping at Ballunar or just hanging out flaunting your
>(tenuous) connection to the sport while wishing you were in the air
>over JSC?
------>wheelchair? I had just gotten out of
ICCU wasn't humping for sure...My girlfriend made me go, she wuz a RN
& decided it would be good for me, shows you what a wuffo knows ;)P
Capt. too cool
>>
>> Tom
>Well, surrender at least.
>
>The Frech (or Snuffy for that matter) actually are capable of a fight?
>
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>
>Rev
>
>
>
Cum on down to Texas Rev, git yer free haircut. ;-*
Capt. too cool
>too high I multiplied the dice by 10 not >>100 after getting my D.. rolled
snake >eyes a couple of years and they were >boogie
>till you puke years I musta thrown away >300 jumps on those two roll's
>Ironic that you threw them all away on >just that one dice roll on the
>tarmac at Beaumont.
>..jlk
#1 thats just a difference between skydivers and parachutist..The olden
barnstorm jumpers & wing walkers musta been real parachutists.
#2 roll the dice enuff and snake eyes will come up sooner or later ;-*
Capt. too cool
>I've told you this before but I will repeat it >once more. I was never a
>federal judge nor did I ever claim as >much. I am elible to collect Social
>Security at 62. I will not do so, though.
must be nice to be a woof>Are you a retiree of the United States >Navy?
>>
>
>> Nope I wasn't in it for the retirement, I >just loved the life...like I said
shipped over >3 times, once more and I wudda made
>but I had a epiphany up on the Qua Viet
>Before I respond to this in its entirety, I need a clarification. Should
>"Qua" be spelled Q-u-e, as in the island of??
-----> Qua Viet...river just below the DMZ
Dong Ha was down at the mouth of the Qua --- pronounced Quaw like in Squaw.
The village of Qua was up above us in the Kason direction, our outpost was 2
clicks above the floating PBR base...perhaps you used some of these as markers
flying North and recognise what I'm describing? We were close enuff to North
Vietnam up at what we called 11 to receive their 130mm fire from across the
demarkation line <sucked> I liked to shoot back <sucked>
Come to think of it, the whole war sucked
Capt. too cool
I choose Beaumont, its closer...you will just have to wait till I git to Bill's
loft for your buzz cut ;)P
Capt. too cool
>
>I choose Beaumont, its closer
ps Saber ain't at Beaumont no more
he left with Stew ;-o
Jerry K.
My mistake - I missed the wheelchair mention. So, you listened to her
and went anyway - what's up with that and while you were there were
you hanging out and flaunting your (tenuous) connection to the sport
while wishing you were in the air over JSC?
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>as your 7-800 jumps
>
>>too high I multiplied the dice by 10 not >>100 after getting my D.. rolled
>snake >eyes a couple of years and they were >boogie
>>till you puke years I musta thrown away >300 jumps on those two roll's
>
>>Ironic that you threw them all away on >just that one dice roll on the
>>tarmac at Beaumont.
>>..jlk
>
>#1 thats just a difference between skydivers and parachutist..The olden
>barnstorm jumpers & wing walkers musta been real parachutists.
Especially the ones who went in without thinking things through, eh?
>
>#2 roll the dice enuff and snake eyes will come up sooner or later ;-*
Everything's a roll of the dice but if you study the game, choose the
right set of dice, don't bet more than you can pay, think things
through, and throw them on the right table, the odds are longer you'll
throw craps.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>> if you choose Saber at Waller or >Beaumont
>
>I choose Beaumont, its closer...you will just have to wait till I git to Bill's
>loft for your buzz cut ;)P
Excellent. I can wait. Choose the date and time and I'll bring
sabers.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>if you choose Saber at Waller or >Beaumont
>>
>>I choose Beaumont, its closer
>
>ps Saber ain't at Beaumont no more
>he left with Stew ;-o
Fine, fine, Saber's a wolf with a little bit of dog somewhere but if
you wish to use him as a weapon, fine by me but it will be up to you
to arrange for his cooperation. Otherwise, no worries. I have two
other sabers.
...bsrp
...jlk
JDub
>> Subject: Re: Bad day at the dz super dummy?
>
>> Apparently you think I'm a Woof like
>> you and Joe Walther...I live in a 2nd hand RV out on a deer camp
>> cause the rents cheap.that artta tell you something
>
> Yeah it tells me yer a dumb motherfucker that didnt put anything away
> for his old age
I'm guessing he could save a few hundred dollars a year if he cancelled his
internet access.
--
Josh, who likes to dream big.
Capt. too cool
>and went anyway - what's up with that and while you were there were
>you hanging out and flaunting your (tenuous) connection to the sport
>while wishing you were in the air over JSC?
>
>...bsrp
>...jlk
>
>
>
T-bo dz fuk a bunch of Mega dz politics
and thats what Ballunar fest has turned into I bettcha
Capt. too cool
>Bill's loft for your buzz cut
>Excellent. I can wait. Choose the date >and time and I'll bring
>sabers.
no need I can cut yer hair with sheep shears, I always e-mail the date's I'll
be in town for my anual medical to Bill call him in theearly fall and ask. if
he's heard from me yet. ;-*
Capt. too cool
>>
>>ps Saber ain't at Beaumont no more
>>he left with Stew
>Fine, fine, Saber's a wolf with a little bit >of dog
Their called Hybrids city boy.>if
>you wish to use him as a weapon, fine by >me but it will be up to you
>to arrange for his cooperation.
he used to stau up all night and howl with me but I doubt he wud stick around
once
I whipped out the sheep shears...wolves are pretty smart ;->
Jerry K.
Amazing how the convienent excuses suddenly can appear. The mind
boggles.
Sure, sure - nevermind you were jumping TwinT's at SpaceX, Anhuac,
Beaumont, and Waller but what about when you were at Ballunar? Why'd
you let your nurse make you go? - Tell anyone you were a skydiver?
Regale anyone with stories? Look in the air and wish you'd been
invited? Bet you had to pay to get in like any other whuffo!
As far as Ballunar turning into some big dz political affair, no -
just three groups of 30 or so doing six rounds of rw out of the CASA
plus crew and freefly, and landing at NASA which is fun because the
rest of the year we'd either get shot down or arrested.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
>>I choose Beaumont, its closer
>>>
>>>ps Saber ain't at Beaumont no more
>>>he left with Stew
>
>>Fine, fine, Saber's a wolf with a little bit >of dog
>
>Their called Hybrids city boy.>if
Yeah, whatever. Fancy word for a self-proclaimed country boy, eh?
>
>>you wish to use him as a weapon, fine by >me but it will be up to you
>>to arrange for his cooperation.
>
>he used to stau up all night and howl with me but I doubt he wud stick around
>once
>I whipped out the sheep shears...wolves are pretty smart ;->
Saber is that. While other dogs would come up and hang out hoping for
a snack, Saber'd sneak around and come from behind, taking the whole
sandwich on a blind pass. Seen it more than once.
So, still waiting for you to set the date and time at Beaumont
Municpal.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
Custom dicates that I, as the one who was challenged, am allowed to
set date, time, place, and choice of weapons. I yielded the date and
time to you but place you've already agreed to as Beaumont Municipal
and the weapons of choice are either Saber or "Johnny McEldoo" at 20
paces - which you've yet to definitively choose from as I also have
afforded you that choice as well. So, you made the challenge and I
have accepted as I have stated the terms and all that's left is for
you to make some choices. To do otherwise is most cowardly.
...bsrp
...jlk
Capt. hook
Bill's loft for >your buzz cut
>I'll bring sabers.
>no need I can cut yer hair with sheep >shears
>Custom dicates that I, as the one who >was challenged, am allowed to
>set date, time, place
If ya wan'y your haircut you will have to wait till I'm in town, I don't play
favorites ;-*
Capt. hook
>he left with Stew
>Fine, fine, Saber's a wolf with a little bit >of dog
>Their called Wolf Hybrids
>Yeah, whatever you wish to use him as a >weapon, fine by me
>he used to stay up all night and howl with >me but I doubt he wud stick around
>once I whipped out the sheep shears...>wolves are pretty smart ;->
>Saber is that. While other dogs would come up and hang out hoping for
>a snack, Saber'd sneak around and come from behind, taking the whole
>sandwich on a blind pass.
yuh he was slick..would set there apparently unconcerned and not paying
attention....Then CHOMP there went the nearest poodle or hamburger! ;)
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over >JSC?
Nope thats the last place I'd be, don't go to the state fair either. prolly be
at some cessna or T-bo dz fuk a bunch of Mega dz politics and thats what
Ballunar fest has turned into I bettcha
>Amazing how the convienent excuses suddenly can appear. The mind
>boggles.
yuh I immagine it wud boggle a sheeps mind, their used to following the flock.
>Sure, sure - nevermind you were jumping >TwinT's at SpaceX, Anhuac,
>Beaumont, and Waller but what about >when you were at Ballunar?
The REMAX team was the only one doing Ballunarfest when it started out..Yuh I
was at the twin/t dz's two of those you mentioned were my home dz's at one time
or another...but Waller only had a T-bo and 182 when I first started going
there....they didn't get an otter till SPX folded ;)P
Jerry K.
Ah, but you do make challenges which you are now apparently hesitant
to follow through with.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
He never ate another poodle as he was good with other dogs. Hell,
Dakota was part Chow and they were friends.
Saber or "Johnny McEldoo" at 20 paces? What date and time at Beaumont
Municipal?
...bsrp
...jlk
Capt. hook
>attention....Then CHOMP there went the >nearest poodle or hamburger! ;)
>He never ate another as he was good >with other dogs. Hell, Dakota was part
>Chow and they were friends.
He wuz buddys with the pitt bull too,
like I said s m a r t
Jerry K.
>>My mistake - I missed the wheelchair >mention. wishing you were in the air
>>over >JSC?
>
>Nope thats the last place I'd be, don't go to the state fair either. prolly be
>at some cessna or T-bo dz fuk a bunch of Mega dz politics and thats what
>Ballunar fest has turned into I bettcha
>
>>Amazing how the convienent excuses suddenly can appear. The mind
>>boggles.
>
>yuh I immagine it wud boggle a sheeps mind, their used to following the flock.
Sure, the flock, as it were, being far less prone to accept, let alone
resort to lame and convienent excuses.
>
>>Sure, sure - nevermind you were jumping >TwinT's at SpaceX, Anhuac,
>>Beaumont, and Waller but what about >when you were at Ballunar?
>
>The REMAX team was the only one doing Ballunarfest when it started out..
So, tell me how a set team of demo jumpers, captained by an employee
of a certain business, and utilized for that business' promotion has
any connection to Mega dz politics - especially at a demo? What,
you're saying you went to Ballunar to only watch three or four demo
jumpers jumping canopies displaying a business logo? I know for a
fact they were doing bigways at Ballunar before you ever went to the
festival in a wheelchair. Ever jump there? Heh -you probably tried
to get on and they took one look at you, caught a whiff of your
skydiving abilities and your habit of dangerous idiocy, and quickly
weighed the pros vs. the cons of having you jump into a demo while
laughing all the way to the dirt-dive. Gad, that must have burned.
>Yuh I
>was at the twin/t dz's two of those you mentioned were my home dz's at one time
>or another...but Waller only had a T-bo and 182 when I first started going
>there....they didn't get an otter till SPX folded
Yet, you were at SpaceX when they had a TwinT as you were at Beauomnt
when they had theirs and as you were at Waller and continued to return
to all those dz's while they had theirs.
...bsrp
...jlk
Capt. hook
I >bettcha
>>Sure, sure - nevermind you were >>jumping TwinT's at SpaceX, Anhuac,
>>Beaumont, and Waller but what about >>when you were at Ballunar?
>The REMAX team was the only one doing Ballunarfest when it started out..
>
>So, tell me how a set team of demo >jumpers, captained by an employee
>of a certain business, and utilized for >that business' promotion has
>any connection to Mega dz politics
Its expanded to a boogie & is about comerce now, surrounding dz's and skydivers
other than a spot on sharp demo quallified team are involved, Chucks
involved...ya got a whole 9 yards of dz politics right up front now...In the
begining us funjumpers were at our own dz's jumping while Ballunar went...First
time I ever attended was after gitting out of ICCU & Rehab in 96 My opinion?
Hot, muddy, no shade, crowded... over a quarter of a mile to the nearest porta
john.
If active, I wouldn't go back I'd be somewhere else in Texas jumping! o~;)P
Jerry K.
>>fuk a bunch of Mega dz politics and thats >what Ballunar fest has turned into
>I >bettcha
>
>>>Sure, sure - nevermind you were >>jumping TwinT's at SpaceX, Anhuac,
>>>Beaumont, and Waller but what about >>when you were at Ballunar?
>
>>The REMAX team was the only one doing Ballunarfest when it started out..
>>
>>So, tell me how a set team of demo >jumpers, captained by an employee
>>of a certain business, and utilized for >that business' promotion has
>>any connection to Mega dz politics
>
>Its expanded to a boogie & is about comerce now,
It's been a boogie since at least 1995 when I first went (just a
couple hours after my first jump) and about commerce, well, there are
arts and crafts and it is sponsored by remax so their name out there
but as for the skydiving? Nope, just skydivers doing a little
friendly competition bigways.
>surrounding dz's and skydivers
>other than a spot on sharp demo quallified team are involved,
Ah, there's the rub - if it had been just a demo team who you
certainly would never had had a chance to be involved with, much less
probably interested in being involved with, then that would be one
thing but since it was made up of fellow skydivers who you actually
knew, fellow skydivers who got *invited* to particpate while you
somehow were left out, this is just sour grapes working here. "Waaaaa
- no one wanna to pway wid meeeee!!!"
>Chucks
>involved...ya got a whole 9 yards of dz politics right up front now...
Chuck? He's just a team captain who'll fill his team with the best
skydivers he can so his team can make a go at winning the meet.
What's your beef with Chuck? You try to get on one of his dives and
he had to tell you he'd already filled his slots? Sounds about right.
>In the
>begining us funjumpers were at our own dz's jumping while Ballunar went...
Well, perhaps the funjumpers who weren't invited - the rest of the
funjumpers were probably out there.
>First
>time I ever attended was after gitting out of ICCU & Rehab in 96
Heh - I was out there too but I wasn't jumping either. I only had
about 150 jumps by that point - but I still got invited to hang out
with my friends who were jumping. Sounded like fun and it was.
>My opinion?
>
>Hot, muddy, no shade, crowded... over a quarter of a mile to the nearest porta
>john.
Can be hot, can be muddy, shade can be found, and there's hordes of
shitters. Now, along with the bad comes the good - fun dives, cool
plane, great parties, friendly competition, excited children, easily
impressed whuffo chicks, and the general craziness which always occurs
when you put a bunch of skydivers together for any length of time.
>If active, I wouldn't go back I'd be somewhere else in Texas jumping! o~;)P
Not that you'da been invited of course - dz politics (and nothing
else) would have seen to that. <snerk>
...bsrp
...jlk
Capt. hook
>It's been a boogie since at least 1995
>when I first went
oh thats right your new
>Chucks involved...ya got a whole 9 yards >of dz politics right up front now...
>Chuck? He's just a team captain
and a bullshit artist, eat that
head cheese kid hahahahaha yeeeeha
Jerry K.
>>Its expanded to a boogie & is about >comerce now
>
>>It's been a boogie since at least 1995
>>when I first went
>
>oh thats right your new
Yep, newer than most. It's not saying much but I still got more
jumps, more airtime, more experience, and more time in the sport than
you ever had before you took yourself out.
>
>>Chucks involved...ya got a whole 9 yards >of dz politics right up front now...
>
>>Chuck? He's just a team captain
>
>and a bullshit artist, eat that
>head cheese kid hahahahaha yeeeeha
Just the same, he'll put together a team and he is a skydiver with
more jumps, more airtime, more experience, and more time in the sport
than you ever had before you took yourself out.
Chow down!
...bsrp
...jlk
Rev Jim
"Capt. too cool " <to...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20030817235630...@mb-m18.aol.com...
> >Bet you fight, and surrender like the French too.
> >>
> >> Tom
>
> >Well, surrender at least.
> >
> >The Frech (or Snuffy for that matter) actually are capable of a fight?
> >
> >BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
> >
> >Rev
> >
> >
> >
> Cum on down to Texas Rev, git yer free haircut. ;-*
>
Time and place Gramps. My hair is already short, but if you want it any
shorter, your gonna have to take it from me, and I ain't giving up easy.
Rev
p.s. Bring your logbook. You can log the second time your ass got broke up
by stupidity.
Capt. hook
>when I first went
>>
>>oh thats right your new
> I still got more
>jumps, more airtime, more experience,
and know less.
>Chucks involved...ya got a whole 9 yards >of dz politics right up front now..
>Just the same, he'll put together a team >and he is a skydiver with
>more jumps, more airtime, more >experience,
and more fuk yer buddy schemes than a used car salesman
>Chow down!
your gonna have to git off yer knee's first
kid your in the way <snerk>
Jerry K.
>>It's been a boogie since at least 1995
>>when I first went
>>>
>>>oh thats right your new
>
>> I still got more
>>jumps, more airtime, more experience,
>
>and know less.
That is as may be but I know enough to thus far and after a longer
amount of time and more experience in the sport than you ever came
close to accruing to (knock wood) not take myself out of the sport nor
have I been indelibly labelled and remembered as a dangerous idiot -
unlike you.
>
>>Chucks involved...ya got a whole 9 yards >of dz politics right up front now..
>
>>Just the same, he'll put together a team >and he is a skydiver with
>>more jumps, more airtime, more >experience,
>
>and more fuk yer buddy schemes than a used car salesman
Rhetorical bullshit. So, describe some of these "fuk yer buddy
schemes" you suggest Chuck has. More sour grapes - Chuck's been in
the sport longer than you yet somehow avoided having to retire due to
his own mistakes and inability. Nonje too zen, Buda-Kup.
>
>>Chow down!
>
>your gonna have to git off yer knee's first
>kid your in the way <snerk>
That's never stopped you from latching on in the past.
...bsrp
...jlk
Joe Walther
> >"Joe Walther"
>
> >I've told you this before but I will repeat it >once more. I was never a
> >federal judge nor did I ever claim as >much. I am elible to collect
Social
> >Security at 62. I will not do so, though.
>
> must be nice to be a woof>Are you a retiree of the United States >Navy?
Walther responds...
I am not a military retiree.
>
> -----> Qua Viet...river just below the DMZ
> Dong Ha was down at the mouth of the Qua --- pronounced Quaw like in
Squaw.
> The village of Qua was up above us in the Kason direction, our outpost was
2
> clicks above the floating PBR base...perhaps you used some of these as
markers
> flying North and recognise what I'm describing? We were close enuff to
North
> Vietnam up at what we called 11 to receive their 130mm fire from across
the
> demarkation line <sucked> I liked to shoot back <sucked>
Walther responds...
I am very familiar with the villiage of Qua as well as the river. I asked
the original question because of the confusion over the island of Que
(pronounced whey). I flew many missions using those markers. I also flew one
against Que that was most memorable.
I have spent a great deal of time over the past couple of years trying to
determine the actual name of the Riverine Patrol Coxwain who, without a
doubt, was most intrumental in me being alive today. You had mentioned in a
post about two years ago that you were involved with the Riverine Patrol. I
can't pull the precise post out but I do remember you talking about it. I
remember questioning you as to whether or not you had maintained contact
with those folks over the years and you replied that you had not.
I thought that, since his last name was Smith, it might have been you.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I was able to get the records of those
involved. His last name was Smith but he had a different first name. He is
still alive but in very bad physical condition. I have been in touch with
his family, however.
Regards
Walther
Capt. hook
>the original question because
>I have spent a great deal of time over the >past couple of years trying to
>determine the actual name of the >Riverine Patrol Coxwain who, without a
>doubt, was most intrumental in me being >alive today You had mentioned in a
>post about two years ago that you were >involved with the Riverine Patrol.
Nope never served in the Riverine, strictly with the Vietmanese on river junks,
we worked combined operations several times
but our fighting style was different due to boat style...7 or 8 knots was the
best we could do so they wuzzn't no sweeping by firing for us...We generally
turned bow in,
closed and slugged it out. Builds charater I'll tell you that! ;)P