somebody checking on pappy?
Peanut4040
getting kinda worried now-- tell him i screwed mamma or something
Tandmterry
>- tell him i screwed mamma or something
Gooober got LAID???????
He'll NEVER believe that!!!
Terry
peanut
> I aint seen my old man in a while,, anybody from houston checking on him?
> getting kinda worried now-- tell him i screwed mamma or something
This is getting a bit un-nerving. Somebody from Houston email me and
tell me whats up with pappy?
Icarus
Them thar little long lock twin/t city twits cuddn't find their on ass
without a GPS Much less a old veteran living along the creek bottoms,
they also be skurd of the big thicket--got skurry rednecks and shit
lakk that out heer. Chucky the REMF's detective kin't even found out
ifin yer pappy ever existed...Which reminds me I need to tell another
Sea Story and stir the in support girly boys up Hooya?
(;))) bfg
LORD OF THE SKY
"Icarus" <kam...@eastex.net> wrote in message
news:433ec1aa.04090...@posting.google.com...
>Which reminds me I need to tell another
> Sea Story
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Peanut4040
>without a GPS Much less a old veteran living along the creek bottoms,
>they also be skurd of the big thicket--got skurry rednecks and shit
>lakk that out heer. Chucky the REMF's detective kin't even found out
>ifin yer pappy ever existed...Which reminds me I need to tell another
>Sea Story and stir the in support girly boys up Hooya?
>
> (;))) bfg
>
WELLL,, I found yew,,, in cyber land. And Iffin I come back to Houston, i'm
coming with three back up plans next time. I won't trust the likes of scotty
carbone no more. He seems to be too loyal to the "pay no child support" of the
misunderstood daddys of life. Go figure? hehehe
Yew kan run pappy,,, but YEW GETTING OLDDDDDD...
Peanut4040
>Them thar little long lock twin/t city twits cuddn't find their on ass
>without a GPS Much less a old veteran living along the creek bottoms,
SENILE ole man. LLLL, i gave yew the satelite view of whar Treetop was, and
yew still could only bitch and WINE like a little puppy about what yew was
going tew dew with the old bricklaying mountain man from rome.
Go back and hide in the desert with the mesquite and catus ole man... Leave
the real Roman brick laying hill billys alone.. They don't hide,, they take
on all comers.
We can match any game yew want.
they got a hill billy for drinking (peanut) with a back up, Rod from WFFC,
and a hill billy for brick carrying Treetop,(he's our local guito ,, and a hill
billy for kungfu, (Fay) don't mess with the white woman..and a hill billy for
kepping the peace and fireworks control, lucky, -- I wonder why she has dat
job?
awww pappy,,, yew losing it,,, yew too busy hiding... COME ON OUT AND PLAY OLE
MANNN
Peanut4040
Dang it old man-- FER petes sake pappy. It took me 8 years and over 800
skydives to FINALLY get kicked off a drop zone, for a silly little
misunderstanding with Airport management authority. (which was not my fault)
You FINALLY reward me and say I’m now a “Real Skydiver”. Den yew turn
around and call me a Novice?? Now, the last time I checked the gold wings,
there was only 5,700 registered wing holders. Shorely,, I can rate higher
dan a dang Novice.
60 days for party jumpers?? Aghast, spiff, sputter-- Obviously yew bin keeping
up on me.
And, now yew want to insult my number of reserve rides by dropping me back to
60 days on the reserve cycle?? LLL pappy, I got more reserve rides in 800
skydives dan yew had in your lifetime. Shucks, I’m competitive with
“Reserve Mack” of dem tree people. BUT- I haf yew know, that I’ve got the
problem fixed, because I’ve got several new students to do the packing for
me from now on. (note: The only reserve rides I’ve had,, I’ve packed) .
Also, I got rid of that Swift 175 piece of crap reserve, and also bought me a
new main. I need de 180 day repack myself now.
BTW—anyone out there with a Swift 175 reserve, take it out and throw it away.
If anyone flames me for saying dat, I’m sending dem my old one for a free
jump.. note-Money and opinion whar mouth is. Giggle snort fart,, they wont
jump it again.
But anyway,, I digresss,
LLLL,, I’m going to get involved with dis one pappy. Winter is coming, and
things are going to slow down for me. I'm going to need sumpthing tew do, or
i['ll stay number one in here. hehehehe Besides I’ve got 4 rigs now, and
riggers are expensive... Its hard for me to remember which ones are out of
date when it comes time to presenting reserve cards at a boogie… And, as
many reserve rides as I seem to have, I will never have to worry about them
going over 6 months.
Now your idée about having two cycle, one for students, and one for up
jumpers. Yeah, you’re right about Student gear taking a whupping, and not
many people would argue wit yew on dat one. I can support yer idees in
regards to student gear. However, I believe anyone off student status should
be able to make up their own dang minds. Futhermore, You got to admit, 60
additional days on reserve repack is not that much of a leap. I’d say it
was a reasonable request to FAA.
Okay pappy,,In conclusion: I’ll agree tew, two divisions of re-packs, one
for student gear, and one for up-jumper gear.. (if it will compromise with FAA
and get us an 180 day repack cycle) (AND- If yew lay off de party jumper
jokes.) They're not very funny..
Icarus
> Novices?? Aghast, spit, sputter,, hack, cough, spit again.
>
> Dang it old man-- FER petes sake pappy. It took me 8 years and over 800
> skydives to FINALLY get kicked off a drop zone, for a silly little
> misunderstanding with Airport management authority. (which was not my fault)
> You FINALLY reward me and say I’m now a “Real Skydiver”. Den yew turn
> around and call me a Novice?? Now, the last time I checked the gold wings,
> there was only 5,700 registered wing holders. Shorely,, I can rate higher
> dan a dang Novice.
>
You got kicked off for molesting pink flaminco's and not a air violation...
Pissed off a FBO and not the DZO
Party jumper & novice shit not showing olden funjumper class imho---
GOTTA BREAK BSR'Sand live to tell about it BOY!!!
<eg>
Jerry K.
Anyone can ignore a recommendation but break one? Sure, dude -
whatever you think makes you feel more cool about yourself.
...bsrp
...jlk
Peanut4040
>You got kicked off for molesting pink flaminco's and not a air violation...
> Pissed off a FBO and not the DZO
> Party jumper & novice shit not showing olden funjumper class imho---
> GOTTA BREAK BSR'Sand live to tell about it BOY!!!
> <eg>
>
high FIVEEEEEEE--
Dat Jesse James hating boy is still pissed off at me.
oh yeah,, btw, I ran into a stall fence on the reserve repack thingy.
Peanut4040
>You got kicked off for molesting pink flaminco's and not a air violation...
> Pissed off a FBO and not the DZO
> Party jumper & novice shit not showing olden funjumper class imho---
> GOTTA BREAK BSR'Sand live to tell about it BOY!!!
> <eg>
>
besides...
From whar i cum from, Dey were MY livestock, and a mans got a rite tew dew what
he wants with his on livestock. And it wasn't no business of dat Jesse James
hater.
Tandmterry
>oh yeah,, btw, I ran into a stall fence on the reserve repack thingy.
i guess YOU still need some coaching???
Terry
Tandmterry
>besides...
>From whar i cum from, Dey were MY livestock, and a mans got a rite tew dew
>what
>he wants with his on livestock.
ill bet lucky is happy! hehehe
Terry
Peanut4040
>ill bet lucky is happy! hehehe
>
>Terry
Well, I figured i'd be able to slow her down enough to want to buy some new
livestock this winter,,, but i fergits she is a middle age woman....
Tandmterry
>Well, I figured i'd be able to slow her down enough to want to buy some new
>livestock this winter,,,
make sure you get some real purddy ones!
Terry
Icarus
The boys either lieing or planing on buying Goats, he's skurd of cows!
WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hoowee
Peanut4040
>The boys either lieing or planing on buying Goats, he's skurd of cows!
> WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hoowee
>
De ole man is full of donkey poop... he just dont unerstand, I can dew cows
just as good as I can dew goats. but,,
Then again,, de ole man is predjucice aginst goats. HAYYY,, its his problem,
not mine. I'm an equal opportunity livestock type person myself
peanut
> >
> >The boys either lieing or planing on buying Goats, he's skurd of cows!
> > WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hoowee
> >
>
Well,,, a thread like "dang it pappy" and yew been here twice.
aww, but pappy is too busy with Windsor, and Jerry K, and whoever else
wants to puck with him. They've made yew lose de edge.... yer taking
up too much space now.
I may be a party jumper and doing goats,, But yew getting tew old tew
dew goats, me rekon yew too old to harrass students tew... Guess its
time to put yew on de back burner for a while. Yew've lost yer wits..
yew too busy pucking with the people dat are pucking wit yew. You
have forgotten who yew waz trying to hep in the furst place. remember
de students? remember whar i was 7 yars ago? uhmm,, maybe 8, i'm
getting old tew.
Quit playing with the old timers fer "yer own amusement",, git bak tew
doing wat yew was doing before-- git back tew de students.
aghast, spit, sputter,,, piff.
Tandmterry
> remember whar i was 7 yars ago? uhmm,, maybe 8, i'm
>getting old tew.
still drunk???
terry
TooyT
>
>> remember whar i was 7 yars ago? uhmm,, maybe 8, i'm
>getting old tew.
>still drunk???
>terry
The other nigh when he posted a string of those bitching at pappy posts I
thought wow the first batch of shine has come in and he's not even bothering to
bottle it, the boy is just sucking it right out of the copper tube hahahahaha
what a sight!
Tandmterry
>Date: 10/7/04 2:00 AM !!!First Boot!!!
>Message-id:
>thought wow the first batch of shine has come in and he's not even bothering
>to
>bottle it, the boy is just sucking it right out of the copper tube hahahahaha
>what a sight!
Next thing you know he'll be asking for his allowence again.
Terry
TooyT
>>to
>>bottle it, the boy is just sucking it right out of the copper tube
>hahahahaha
>>what a sight!
>
>Next thing you know he'll be asking for his allowence again.
>
>Terry
>
>
that was the picture I had of nut laying under the still ;->
Peanut4040
>>getting old tew.
>
>still drunk???
>
>terry
giggle, WELL, at least i'm drunk and safe in the right country. THE SOUTH.
Peanut4040
>thought wow the first batch of shine has come in and he's not even bothering
>to
>bottle it, the boy is just sucking it right out of the copper tube hahahahaha
>what a sight!
Nawwww,,Shawn took a trip up north, and left the border open. We got some GOOD
stuff in.....
And btw, yew need to be biitched at, Yer losing yer comedy. Yew can't be no
funnier dan this? LLLL, no wonder we are losing skydivers to dropzone.com.
Peanut4040
>down,
>that was the picture I had of nut laying under the still ;->
Shucks, yew act like i aint ever bin whupped in a drinking contest? The whole
state of Wisconsin beat me,, (WHO say dat the Minnesootaaaa, people are light
weights),,, and Chris Martin's old lady from Tullahoma, on tequila. Gawed, fer
a skinny woman, she shore can put it down. I think Chris married her, just to
defend his honor.
TooyT
>>down, that was the picture I had of nut >laying under the still ;->
>Shucks, yew act like i aint ever bin >whupped in a drinking contest?
never was much of a binge drinker you Alabama shitheade, note this though....we
finally had the pig killed because it was drinking all our beer up, Ya had to
be a E-5 or above to be on a field team...as Covans and NCO's we had ration
cards-5 or 6 fiths of hard stuff and 3 cases of beer apiece a month....the
wiskey ration was so high because we gave part of it to huey pilots for duty
above and beyond the call. We tried to wean that damn pig off on nothing but
Vietmanese beer but the cost cut into our whorehouse fund so we tyhrew a BBQ
for the indigs and ate the damn thing . it was a shame cuz the pig had become a
team pet ;(
TooyT
>And btw, yew need to be biitched at, >Yer losing yer comedy. Yew can't be no
>funnier dan this?
Sometimes I have to actually discuss skydiving issues son....I try to be more
serious while doing so., Although the witts will recoginze a touch of irony in
every thing I say, the real sharpies will catc the double meanings also....Your
just to drunk most of the time to catch the subtle humor
JACKASS ;-*
TooyT
>getting old tew.
Lets see, my stroke was Easter of 1996, I had been on wreck a year or so just
putting out skydiving poetry once in a while, That would be 8 years for me, you
showed up about the time as Jerry K basicalloy when ya started...I'd say 5 or 6
years ago....Thats the M.O. of most sheep posters, get off student
status....want some attention/caiint get it around the dz where novices are a
dime a dozen so you get on wreck and attract old unkle snuffys attention by
being bad, ;)P
peanut
giggle snort fart,,, yew may haf had a few strokes,,, but yer mind is
still reasonably stable. Yew must not be drinking as much vinegar as
me, or lying about the amount of that crude texas beer yew are
drinking. hehehehe
I've slowed down alot,, hadn't had a drinking contest in years... I
ran out of competition down south, and skeered to get too close to the
state of wisconsin. .. Besides, I've had to stay sober to keep an eye
on Lucky,, Gawd she is a LLLL raiser in need a good spanking.
Where have the years gone? 6 years for me., I had to re-count them...
I"m still doing the novices pappy,,,,, they are the most fun. I grow
bored jumping with people that never miss a point. If it wasn't for
the rookies, i'd probably quit. I"m going to git my gold wings next
year. I"m going to quit logging then. Figure i'd run for Tree
people president then, hehehehe
HOw you been? Long time, no type pappy..
Peanut4040
>never was much of a binge drinker you Alabama shitheade, note this
>though....we
>finally had the pig killed because it was drinking all our beer up
Well, i'd call yew a light weight-- but LLLL, yew from texas, and thats bad
enough, hehehhehe
HAY,,, how dew yew like dat Coach YALL STOLE FROM US?
TooyT
>Lets see, my stroke was Easter of 1996, >I had been on wreck a year or so just
> putting out skydiving poetry once in a >while, That would be 8 years for me,
>you showed up about the time as Jerry K >basicalloy when ya started...I'd say
5
>or 6 years ago..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>yer mind is still reasonably stable.
>peanut4040
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
there it is, one USPA person thinks I'm 4.0 read it and weep 0~;)P
JimBo
>From: to...@aol.com (TooyT)
>>yer mind is still reasonably stable.
>>peanut4040
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>there it is, one USPA person thinks I'm 4.0 read it and weep 0~;)P
>
having pnutty give you a good recommedation is akin to Mussolini saying Hitler
was a nice guy.
Jim D-10154
Man small... why fall ? Skies call... thats all.
TooyT
>peanut4040
>having pnutty give you a good >recommedation is akin to Mussolini >saying
Hitler >was a nice guy.
>Jim Asshole #10154
sour grapes that was a USPA endorcement if I ever saw one
bwooooooohahahahahahaha
Peanut4040
>Sometimes I have to actually discuss skydiving issues son....I try to be more
>serious while doing so., Although the witts will recoginze a touch of irony
>in
>every thing I say, the real sharpies will catc the double meanings
>also....Your
>just to drunk most of the time to catch the subtle humor
>JACKASS ;-*
hehehehe,,, hic,, what, me drunk? HERATIC.! ! ! !
besides, you mean, you really do know something about skydiving? ?? Guess yew
still trying to teach me, hehehhe.,,. Let me know when you start talking
serious again.
LLLL I used to think you knew something about sleeping out of a car and living
the boogie life., but then, i figured out, who the heck would sleep in their
car, when they could set up a tent.? Granted, I see lots of women doing that
on a drop zone, because they can lock the doors. Safer for a woman to sleep in
a car. But anyway, it must be a Navy thang I guess. They do have marines
on boats, heheheheh
Then, again, you acted like you was one of those gold medal winners who
competed in this sport. Ya know, I've not met many (one) of those competitors
that actually hang around after the competition. They had a hotel somewhere,
or they are too snobby to socialize with the normal up-jumpers.
SOO, thats when i figured out, yew was sleeping in yer car, because you
slipping out to the hotel after nobody's looking.. Then yew wood just come
back and harrass us up early in the morning, and act like you was boogieing
with us all night.
Brown water navy,,, PFFFFT, hack spit. They don't know nothing about boogie
nights. They know competition and sleeping in hotels. . They sleep on the
boat, cause they skeered to "get off de boat{" wimpy wimpy wimpy..navy navy
navy-- GO Democats ! ! ! ! !
Now you are telling us, you aint bin to a drop zone in "how long"? giggle,
you need to get off the meds old man and get back on a drop zone.
Hey,, when is the Army Navy game?
Peanut4040
>>yer mind is still reasonably stable.
>>peanut4040
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>there it is, one USPA person thinks I'm 4.0 read it and weep 0~;)P
>
I thunk, de old man, mean " 4-F" hehehehe
Peanut4040
>having pnutty give you a good recommedation is akin to Mussolini saying
>Hitler
>was a nice guy.
>
>Jim D-10154
I'm a Rommel man myself. The coup should have suceeded, and we wood haf lost
dat war.
Oneryfart
>I thunk, de old man, mean
>hehehehe
>peanut4040
Just keep in mind that beer swilling pig 143/14 had to BBQ and look in the
miirror sonnyboy! 0~;-*
TooyT
I like to think of it as intense focus.
>I used to think you knew something >about sleeping out of a car and living
>the boogie life.,
Ripped the right bucket and back seat out of a perfectly good 1976 Pontiac SJ
and laid a 3" piece of foam on the floor built a possibles box behind the
drivers seat for my grub-chunked the spare tire so a double barrel side hammer
12 gauge, two rigs and my wonderfull collection of skydiving hardware would fit
comfortable.
tents are for tourist, a up skydiver needs a Van or old dz car, whichever he
can afford.
>I see lots of women doing that
>on a drop zone, because they can lock >the doors.
No need to lock the doors, I've slept with a pistol for a pillow since
returning from Vietnam. 34 years ago.
.>you acted like you was one of those >gold >medal winners
nope, a simple bronze and that was a team effort.
>I've not met many (one) of those >competitors that actually hang around
>after the competition. They had a hotel
My team Captain slept on the outside deck at Skydive Dallas, used his frap hat
for a pillow. I slept on the hood of my car cuz it was so damn hot.
>they are too snobby to socialize with >the normal up-jumpers.
HEY we were busy packing, creeping and discussing team stragity durning the
meet
often till midnight- we were a pickup team ya know, first time we had ever
jumped together...the meet directors and yuppies slept in motels....At one meet
we were passed out dozing on the pad.....President of the BOD walks by and sez
to her secretary.
"My God there are some real skydivers,
you can smell them from here!" hahahaha
0~;-)
Tandmterry
>And btw, yew need to be biitched at, Yer losing yer comedy. Yew can't be no
>funnier dan this? LLLL, no wonder we are losing skydivers to dropzone.com.
You really think most of them over there are "real skydivers"???
Terry
Tandmterry
>Date: 10/8/04 5:22 PM !!!First Boot!
>...Your
>just to drunk most of the time to catch the subtle humor
>JACKASS ;-*
Dont forget the party favors too...hehehe
Terry
Tandmterry
>but then, i figured out, who the heck would sleep in their
>car, when they could set up a tent.? Granted, I see lots of women doing that
>on a drop zone, because they can lock the doors. Safer for a woman to sleep
>in
>a car.
Women are sleeping with their windows down and the doors unlocked now that you
got married.
I think the farmers are still guarding thier livestock?
Terry
Tandmterry
>giggle, WELL, at least i'm drunk and safe in the right country. THE SOUTH.
Are you STILL scared to head north???
CHICKEN !!!!!
Terry
Tandmterry
>Date: 10/7/04 2:24 PM !!!First Boot!!!
>We captured an enemy pig once that would lay on its back and suck 33 beer
>down,
>that was the picture I had of nut laying under the still ;->
Gooober cant keep the pace anymore. He has to stop for a blunt or a sandwich
about every 12 beers.
Terry
Tandmterry
>Date: 10/8/04 5:00
>lady from Tullahoma, on tequila. Gawed, fer
>a skinny woman, she shore can put it down. I think Chris married her, just
>to
>defend his honor.
What was your reason for marrying Lucky?
Terry
Tandmterry
>>And btw, yew need to be biitched at, Yer losing yer comedy. Yew can't be
>no
>>funnier dan this? LLLL, no wonder we are losing skydivers to dropzone.com.
>
>You really think most of them over there are "real skydivers"???
How many over there do NOT own a cypress????
Terry
Peanut4040
>>a skinny woman, she shore can put it down. I think Chris married her, just
>>to
>>defend his honor.
>
>What was your reason for marrying Lucky?
>
>Terry
>
WELLL,, I could not control her, just living in sin,,, sew, I figured dat iffin
i married her, I could control her.
ERRRR,, it didnt work.. She now threatens me with divorce If i don't shut up
and leave her alone, when she gits in the LLL raising mode on a drop zone. I
swar, dat woman is going to get me kicked off a drop zone one day.
Peanut4040
>Gooober cant keep the pace anymore. He has to stop for a blunt or a sandwich
>about every 12 beers.
>
>
nawww,, i got picky about who i drunk with.
Leave the Wisconsin people alone, cause dey don't know win to sey win.
And stay away from Indiana, because dey have a problem with desert after sunset
loads
Leave texans alone, cause they drink dat gawd awful beer,,, something called
bach or something.. And the texans LIKE that beer..
Peanut4040
>
>CHICKEN !!!!!
>
>Terry
bach bachhh bachhh,,
as long as Indiana has a problem with beer and desert...
Peanut4040
>You really think most of them over there are "real skydivers"???
>
>Terry
yeppers,, dey good people, just haf some thin skin. They like it monitored,
and can't blame dem for that. We have gotten too rough over here in the past.
as everyone knows.
Peanut4040
>How many over there do NOT own a cypress????
>
>Terry
I don't know. I know i used to have one, before my bitch took it from me and
put it in her rig, without my permission.
TooyT
>>
>>Terry
>yeppers,, dey good people, just haf >some thin skin.
No shit? Thanks for the tip <g>
Peanut4040
>Ripped the right bucket and back seat out of a perfectly good 1976 Pontiac SJ
>and laid a 3" piece of foam on the floor built a possibles box behind the
>drivers seat for my grub-chunked the spare tire so a double barrel side
>hammer
>12 gauge, two rigs and my wonderfull collection of skydiving hardware would
>fit
>comfortable.
>
Laughing,, well,, you moved up to middle class skydiving then,, yew had 4 tires
under your bed. Yew missed the poor stage of skydiver development. Dats why
yew spoiled in yer old age..
>tents are for tourist, a up skydiver needs a Van or old dz car, whichever he
>can afford.
TENTS, are for real skydivers. Dey got some backbone army airborne in dem. n
They don't need 4 tires under dar bed.
>>I see lots of women doing that
>>on a drop zone, because they can lock >the doors.>No need to lock the doors,
I've slept with a pistol for a pillow since
>returning from Vietnam. 34 years ago.
ohh jeeseee,, JUST WAT WE NEED on a drop zone. More fireworks and Guns.
Jeese, its dangerous enough at a drop zone with Windsor having bullets.
>.>you acted like you was one of those >gold >medal winners
>
>nope, a simple bronze and that was a team effort.
You earned ONE medal? Dats all? errrr,, sorry,, i mis-judged yew. Yew aint
one of those kind.. My bad... I humbily apologise.
>
Peanut4040
>
>No shit? Thanks for the tip <g>
Please excuse old texan fart in de corner- he means no harm. He is just trying
to find old fashioned humor again. I don't know about yew folks, but i'm
rolling over here in Bama.
Peanut4040
>>just to drunk most of the time to catch the subtle humor
>>JACKASS ;-*
uhmmm,,, i guess dat means my mamma is a horse and my daddy is a donkey?
eeee hawwwwww
Peanut4040
>Just keep in mind that beer swilling pig 143/14 had to BBQ and look in the
>miirror sonnyboy! 0~;-*
WELLL,, win i look in de mirrow, i'm proud to sey i'm a FLOATER compared tew
yer lard *ss pappy
TooyT
think about that next time your drinking up the dz's beer supply sonnyboy!
0~;-*
>i'm a FLOATER compared tew
>yer lard *ss pappy
Like water activity-That has more to do with body shape & fat content than
size. Look at Jimbo he floats up Muscle tends to be heavy and cause sinking-fat
is lighter and floats up.....bty Did you know that shit generally floats up
also? ;)
TooyT
>TENTS, are for real skydivers.
I kin tell ya hang around with that cheap charlie yuppie Treetop
>No need to lock the doors,
>You go that right I've slept with a pistol >for a pillow since returning from
>Vietnam. 34 years ago I never lock a door >while sleeping---see the theory at
work >here is its better if the police find the >perps body inside rather than
laying in >the yard <snerk>.
>JUST WAT WE NEED on a drop zone. >More fireworks and Guns.
>Jeese, its dangerous enough at a drop >zone with Windsor having bullets.
I never packed a weapon around the dz, they were just avalible....And as far as
Winsor, dunno who trained him but. I was taught to identify my target before
firing
of course that had to go out the window in
S.E. Asia, yet still the CoVans being wise to enemy ways mostly held their fire
till a hard id on who they were and what they were using for cover was
aquired, it took disipline not to fire blindly around the villages along a
river-often at the cost of their own lives....it was drilled in to the extent
it saved my children and innocent but dumb neigbors lifes later when I became a
civilian cause I caught on early there was a lotta drunks wandering around a dz
at night ;)P.
Peanut4040
>civilian cause I caught on early there was a lotta drunks wandering around a
>dz
>at night ;)P.
yeppers,, i caught one stumbling around my camp one night about 3 am at Quincy.
He was totally lost, and totally incoherent. I went back to bed, couldnt help
hem. He stole my bike, and brought it back two days later. Go figure?
Tandmterry
>uhmmm,,, i guess dat means my mamma is a horse and my daddy is a donkey?
Snuffy better look out! Donkeys and goats do look similiar when your
drunk...hehehe
Terry
Tandmterry
>as long as Indiana has a problem with beer and desert...
>
what about Illinoiseee???
Terry
Peanut4040
>what about Illinoiseee???
I've got an agreement from the great state of illinoise. Long as i only come
back one time of year,, don't stay longer than two weeks... They leave me
alone.
Terry,, yew chicken chit,,, why aint yew ever come to the convention when i'm
there?
Peanut4040
>>uhmmm,,, i guess dat means my mamma is a horse and my daddy is a donkey?
>
>Snuffy better look out! Donkeys and goats do look similiar when your
>drunk...hehehe
>
>Terry
>
>
Peanut Chuckles,,, nope terry yew misunderstood,, i was just letting daddy
know, dat he called him self a "donkey"--
I've got to get mi licks in on when he is vulnerable.
Tandmterry
>Terry,, yew chicken chit,,, why aint yew ever come to the convention when i'm
>there?
I was too busy working. I had a fist full of dollars to jump my ass off! With
my job, you have to take it while its there.
Maybe I'll use that money and head south to see Lucky (and you) this winter???
Terry
Peanut4040
>Maybe I'll use that money and head south to see Lucky (and you) this
>winter???
>
>Terry
you are welcome anytime.