HEY Ricky/J sleeping on the climb
Vedfolnir
for that well worn AN2.....still gonna need 50 grand though, its got some
fabric
repair issues not to mention replacing windows and misl shit like tires,
cutting the spray bars off with a torch, Donkeys to tow it to Texas, You still
want to be a DZM?
regards,
Mr. Evil
SkydiverRick
You still want to be a DZM?
>
> regards,
>
> Mr. Evil
I told you before, NO.
Vedfolnir
>>
>> regards,
>>
>> Mr. Evil
>
>I told you before, NO.
>
>
little chickenshit
buddy Jerry/K along...I'll knock the AFF
twit outta both of you and turn ya into classic skydivers then you can wear a
Afandango patch with pride. ;)P
SkydiverRick
> I ain't offering you a job peckerwood, just a student slot....bring
> you're little chickenshit
There isn't anything about skydiving that you could teach either of us. Of
course, if there is something that you want to know about, just ask.
Capt. hook
>you're little chickenshit
>buddy Jerry/K along...;)P
>There isn't anything about skydiving that >you could teach either of us.
I guess ya didn't approve of that DZ in
Afandango either huh? OK but yer
passing up a chance to become
classic skydivers rather than
just another pair of USPA2000 twits! o~;-*
SkydiverRick
Doesn't sound like opportunity knocking to me. More like an old alley cat
scratching at the door to get in.
Vedfolnir
ha fuking ha ha
SkydiverRick
> ~last word~
> ha fuking ha ha
Don't make promises you can't keep.
Vedfolnir
the old Philosopher sez
Go to the dz to learn but choose your dz carfefully
look for professionalism, if anything seems wrong walk off
Note their is no USPA rate for Video men,
demand collateral if ya hire 1 <;>
SkydiverRick
>> Vedfolnir wrote:
>>> ~last word~
>>> ha fuking ha ha
>>
>> Don't make promises you can't keep.
>>
>>
> word
>
> the old Philosopher sez
Snoop Snuffy Dog?
Vedfolnir
>ha fuking ha ha
>>>
>>Don't make promises you can't keep.
>word
>Snoop Snuffy Dog?
word
Jerry K.
I was in Mexico this morning. Wish I knew about it - I woulda checked
it out if I was able.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
Tell me where and when and I'll show up in the hopes of observing the
spectacle of you knocking anything (imagined or otherwise) out of me
or Rick. Rick's a lot bigger than he talks and as for me, well -
you're just gonna have to try your level best. So, there - the bluff
is called. Make it happen.
As for Classic Skydivers - Rick's got way mucho years in the sport
than you were ever able to take before you got spit out and as for me,
hell - I was jumping a Cessna yesterday (with Spaceland and Anhuac
stickers btw) in higher winds than I cared for but hell, the crowd dug
it. That whole gypsymoth thing.
...bsrp
...jl
Jerry K.
You talking about "Proof?" Oh, yeah - you and Truman Sparks, just
like that.
As for (cue french horns) Classic Skydivers...more bullshitorama.
Skydiving's all that matters and if there's some sort of relevancy or
group approval to be gained by doing the "Classic Skydiver" dance then
I think it says a lot more about the person wanting to be *thought of*
as a "Classic Skydiver" than it does someone who just does their thing
and in so doing, earns the friendship and respect of fellow skydivers.
Bullshitorama.
...bsrp
...jlk
Vedfolnir
>than you were ever able to take before >you got spit out and as for me,
>hell - I was jumping a Cessna yesterday >(with Spaceland and Anhuac
>stickers btw) in higher winds than I cared >for but hell, the crowd dug
>it. That whole gypsymoth thing.
>
>...bsrp
>...jl
>
otherhand was like a rose cut in its bloom & pressed between the pages of a pre
1996 SIMS when a massive stroke cut me down...open the book and
behold my beauty--------> Encino man o~;-*
Jerry K.
>>As for Classic Skydivers - Rick's got >way mucho years in the sport
>>than you were ever able to take before >you got spit out and as for me,
>>hell - I was jumping a Cessna yesterday >(with Spaceland and Anhuac
>>stickers btw) in higher winds than I cared >for but hell, the crowd dug
>>it. That whole gypsymoth thing.
>>
>>...bsrp
>>...jl
>>
>yuh but he has been crupped by USPA2000 & sold out to DZO's for a job..
Naw, he's just giving back.
>I on the
>otherhand was like a rose cut in its bloom & pressed between the pages of a pre
>1996 SIMS when a massive stroke cut me down...
No, you were like a dung beetle, fat in it's prime, and pressed in a
layer of andiluvial mud when a massive miscalculation resultant of
arrogance and poor planning encased you not so much like a fly in
amber but like a dung beetle in andiluvial mud.
>open the book and
>behold my beauty
Two dimensional, brittle, and fallen apart.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
Had da bad date wid da tarmac
Clot in da head dat da brainattack
He wear da bik'n shortz I say no to crack
At da dz no he scaird o dat
Got no rythym hid'n in da woodz wid da pinkknife
Could be prison or da lockup wid hiz sailor wives
Got a mi-shun that letz him occupy hiz life
At da dz he gone miss'n typ'n wid da hand he wipez
He sitt'n by da puter screen
metamucil 'n burritobean
Fetid bunker ain't too clean
But he here now know what I mean
Got a mi-shun make da jumperz think
Establishment rock'n, he don't jump-skydive stinkz
Buda-Kup!
He so outta touch
Buda-Kup!
Band-camp acronymz and such
So he say to you
do some push upz when you through
Say he in da Cessna flew
Say make him special cause he do
Word.
* * *
...bsrp
...jlk
Vedfolnir
pages >of a pre 1996 SIMS when a massive >stroke cut me down...
>No, you were like a dung beetle,
>open the book and
>behold my beauty!
word ;)P
Vedfolnir
>Snoop Snuffy Dog?
>word
>Buda-Kup!
>He so outta touch
>Buda-Kup!
>>>>>>>snip 30 lines<<<<
Too many words Jerry
--------->word<-------- o~;-*
SkydiverRick
> yuh but he has been crupped by USPA2000 & sold out to DZO's for a
> job..I on the otherhand was like a rose cut in its bloom & pressed
> between the pages of a pre 1996 SIMS when a massive stroke cut me
> down...open the book and
> behold my beauty--------> Encino man o~;-*
Doesn't smell like a rose from here.
Jerry K.
Difficult time keeping up, eh?
...bsrp
...jlk
Vedfolnir
word
Vedfolnir
>on the otherhand was like a rose cut in >its bloom & pressed
>between the pages of a pre 1996 SIMS >when a massive stroke cut me
>down...open the book and
>Doesn't smell like a rose from here.
>
well hell its Sunday, Kin't be me I took my weekly shower Saturday...check yer
shorts rick o~;)P
SkydiverRick
Don't worry about my shorts Sally.
Jerry K.
>>Difficult time keeping up, eh?
>
>word
I can dig it and that's okay - I'll dumb it down more for ya in the
future.
...bsrp
...jlk
Vedfolnir
>liken me to a rose cut in its bloom & >pressed between the pages of a pre 96
>SIMS behold my beauty. I am Encino >man
>Doesn't smell like a rose from here.
>Kin't be me I took my weekly shower
>Saturday...check yer shorts kid
>Don't worry about my shorts Sally.
Just figgered ya might hadda jump out of a cessna today and pitched a shit fit,
perhaps gitting sum in yer huggies ;)P
SkydiverRick
What do you have against Cessnas?
Vedfolnir
>shit fit, perhaps gitting sum in yer >huggies ;)P
>
>What do you have against Cessnas?
nuttin, loved the 206...Just figgered a
important man like yew cuddn't get it up with anything less than a Otter...cud
be
its cuz ya didn't clean or have them johns cleaned like I tolt ya, then while
yew wuz primping in the ladys powder room last call was announced and you sat
down to slip yer booties over them TEV's and got shit on yer shorts o~;-*
SkydiverRick
...cud be
> its cuz ya didn't clean or have them johns cleaned like I tolt ya,
You never showed up for work.
Jerry K.
I jumped out of a Cessna yesterday and no complaints aside from all
the tequila and cerveza last night.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
That other people jump them thus rendering one of his rhetorical
cornerstones as not that special.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
Translation: C206's are politically correct while booties and tevas
are not.
...bsrp
...jlk
David Ferree
Try taking your head out of your ass.
Vedfolnir
>Just figgered ya might hadda jump out of >a cessna today and pitched a
>shit fit, perhaps gitting sum in yer >huggies ;)P
>What do you have against Cessnas?
Wud rather jump the old SPX's 206 than that Caravan up in Dallas, being
sociable
I didn't mind the slower piston climb, gave me more time to fuk with the city
people ;)
We did have a ole widebody 182 that wuz even to slow for me...ya know one of
those with a cargo door in back on the pilots side
dang if ya wuz going to 11/5 in that ole rattle trap that was yer 2 loads for
the day.
I liked the Otter OK, it & the bigger ways it carried was what made me the
snappy skydiver I wuz developing into
before that blood vessel busted in my head
Yuh I rukun I'd be a world class skydiver by now if it wern't for that bit of
bad luck with my brain, I'd never sold out though...gold wings and the silver
falcon were the only two goals I had left..so either
way I wuz bound to end up here on wreck
coaching you dumbass's to
JUST DO THE RIGHT THING!
Jerry K.
>> Don't worry about my shorts Sally.
>
>>Just figgered ya might hadda jump out of >a cessna today and pitched a
>>shit fit, perhaps gitting sum in yer >huggies ;)P
>
>>What do you have against Cessnas?
>
>Wud rather jump the old SPX's 206 than that Caravan up in Dallas, being
>sociable
>I didn't mind the slower piston climb, gave me more time to fuk with the city
>people ;)
These are the same city people who only ride in TwinT's?
>We did have a ole widebody 182 that wuz even to slow for me...ya know one of
>those with a cargo door in back on the pilots side
>dang if ya wuz going to 11/5 in that ole rattle trap that was yer 2 loads for
>the day.
>I liked the Otter OK, it & the bigger ways it carried was what made me the
>snappy skydiver I wuz developing into
>before that blood vessel busted in my head
Hell, all you need is an airplane - it ain't the airplane.
>Yuh I rukun I'd be a world class skydiver by now if it wern't for that bit of
>bad luck with my brain,
Even World Class Skydivers gotta land from time to time.
>I'd never sold out though...gold wings and the silver
>falcon were the only two goals I had left..so either
>way I wuz bound to end up here on wreck
>coaching you dumbass's to
>JUST DO THE RIGHT THING!
Nevermind all sorts of endorsements of rank stupidty.
...bsrp
...jlk
SkydiverRick
> JUST DO THE RIGHT THING!
This coming from a guy who's admitted to drinking from a bidet.
Vedfolnir
>
>This coming from a guy who's admitted to drinking from a bidet.
>
hey, I wuz a country boy....ain't never seen one of them things before, so I
end up over in Europe and their all over the damn place...well not wanting to
look like a hayseed I decided it hadda be a drinking fountain for midgets or
drunks who cuddn't get back up on their feet...Man them FFL guys wuz rolling on
the floor,
worse than marines.So their going on & on about it so I sez "HEY...them things
are for women, what the hell are they doing in your head?" Yup worse than
jarheads, ya kin't reason with them...all they wanna do is fight ;-/