fruitlooped
luckyj...@aol.com
well i must say..We went to cullman for a one jump (yeah right)ne
ways,,the presecond jump that we did,,the exit planned changed 3 times
from the dirt dive to the actuall exit,lol he said what ever u do don't
arch.just hang on to my arm in the indian ( as he described it to my)
style and go..i did and was much fun as we tumbeled..and i fumbled
throughout the dive but we did manage to get a kiss pass in..he has
finally figued out that in order for me to learn to fly i have to do
the flying..MAN i don't fly worth a shit,,but we both had alot of
fun..the 2nd jump we was going to do the same exit,,same drill dive.we
get to the door and damn he not doing the same thing his other arm is
reaching for me,,ok so i take it we exit he fruitloops me,,YEHAHHH this
is soo much fun,he slings me away i am spinning,,thinking to myself i
gots to get stable,,this is fun!!...gets stable then proceed to do the
drill dive,,me flying to him,i did manage to get to him once for a kiss
pass,,,and also got a bloody nose from catching his dead air,,slammed
into him, good lesson for me..note to self,,won't let that happen
again,,that hurt...I'm glad he did what he did,,specially on the
exit,,it was sooo much fun..he wrapped his legs around me and we went
round and round..He is teaching me well
liv 2 luv
luv 2 liv
lucky summooo1
Mike Spurgeon
> Get to add another name to my "asshole" kill file
Let's just say that Lucky's a known quantity.
You, on the other hand, don't seem to fit around here.
Killfile all of us, dipshit...
the unknown flailer
How come the little anal retentive post didn't appear on my newsreader,
is google killing shit for me without asking?
They artta know by now I enjoy stomping a mudholw in city boy ass's by
now 0~;)
no spam
"Mike Spurgeon" <mi...@spurgeon.net> wrote in message
news:4263C94C...@spurgeon.net...
> Killfile all of us, dipshit...
done
ynotssor
news:ldM8e.7006$qO6.3673@okepread03...
> Get to add another name to my "asshole" kill file
You make it sound as if it's the most important thing you've ever
accomplished.
the unknown flailer
tsk t6sk tsk to bad. the poor thing seems so unhappy, wudda made a
great DZ politics type! 0~;->
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
No - you're wrong. It's like this - he seems quite happy to use the
killfile whereas if he were one of these supposed "DZ politics types"
it would seem that such an imagined boogieman would enagage in
complaining, back-stabbing, and working behind the scenes to bring
about some sort of politically comforting outcome. Here, he's just
used a killfile - essentially ignoring and paying no attention (beyond
the finality of a killfile) to, strangely enough, what I see as a very
clear "DZ politics type." I mean - you're so dependable to pull such
an idea out (and whine about it) that it seems to me that in reality,
you really miss the "DZ politics types."
So, no - seems decidely not unhappy and provenly more ready to ignore
your politics as opposed to you who's tsking away and revelling in it.
Gay-ass emoticons, notwithstanding.
...bsrp
...jlk
Mike Spurgeon
>>>done
You got all of that out of one word?
I guess that's why I prefer Snuffy's posts to yours.
the unknown flailer
Give the long haired fairy a break Mike, he's young and
wordy....besides he did describe them just as I remember~you reckon
this is a admission on his part? SNARF kaf kaf kaf...excuse me I
swallered my dip 0~;)
Jerry K.
wrote:
Naw, outta a whole buncha words, a few steeped in rhetorical bullshit,
but mostly outta the whole idea that because someone expresses the
expedient of something so innocuous as a killfile, that this person is
automatically relegated into some supposedly disreputable caste - in
this case the whole idea of something so inane as a "DZ politics type"
- a watchword of "dz politics" in of itself.
As for preferences and all of that, hell, Mike - have a party, each to
their own and there's no accounting for taste but all that in mind,
I'm pretty certain that if you had expressed such a preference the
other way - like if you had told the dingleberry you preferred someone
else's posts to his own, you too would have been most assuredly
lambasted with similar, if not the very same rhetoric and denigration
probably following along the lines of being a "DZ politcs type" or
some such. As for me, hell - you're just another skydiver. Which
posts you prefer to others is your own lookout.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Naw, I used to be pretty succint but it's very much a trusim that
there is no imagined chink in an argument too low, too far flung of a
stretch, or too demeaning for you to attempt to exploit- be it a
simple word, or even a random adjective describing a word. It's
pretty lame of you and definitely the result of poor discicpline but
hell, it's the hand you're dealt, I suppose. You contend that because
someone uses a killfile they are a "DZ politics type." I say that you
are wrong and given the nature of a killfile, as compared to the
actual workings of "dz politics," that the two are quite the opposite
in nature and execution. Furthermore, I suggest that anyone who would
rail about "dz politics," is at the same time very much engaging in dz
politics. As for any admissions and all of that, never let it be said
that I castigated or otherwise looked down upon anyone in the loading
area simply because of how they were dressed nor have I ever held
myself and my dropzone as greater or lesser by something so beside the
point as aircraft type. How 'bout you?
...bsrp
...jlk
Mike Spurgeon
> As for preferences and all of that, hell, Mike - have a party, each to
> their own and there's no accounting for taste but all that in mind,
> I'm pretty certain that if you had expressed such a preference the
> other way - like if you had told the dingleberry you preferred someone
> else's posts to his own, you too would have been most assuredly
> lambasted with similar, if not the very same rhetoric and denigration
> probably following along the lines of being a "DZ politcs type" or
> some such.
And that would matter why?
He's entertaining. You're a broken record, giving him exactly what he
wants.
Jerry K.
wrote:
>Jerry K. wrote:
>
>> As for preferences and all of that, hell, Mike - have a party, each to
>> their own and there's no accounting for taste but all that in mind,
>> I'm pretty certain that if you had expressed such a preference the
>> other way - like if you had told the dingleberry you preferred someone
>> else's posts to his own, you too would have been most assuredly
>> lambasted with similar, if not the very same rhetoric and denigration
>> probably following along the lines of being a "DZ politcs type" or
>> some such.
>
>And that would matter why?
It matters not at all, of course - this is an electronic newsgroup
after all. If anything, it's just a bit of perspective. You'll get
the straight shit from me whereas the dingleberry will yank your chain
but whatever - different strokes, Mike. No problem.
>
>He's entertaining. You're a broken record, giving him exactly what he
>wants.
Ummm...and that would matter why?
Seriously, though - sure, and there's no accounting for taste - I
couldn't hold that against you nor would I have any other opinion of
you (or anyone) based upon what they like to read...ummm - except for
romance novels - I don't wanna know about that.
But, as for "giving him exactly what he wants," - only to the extent
that as there is the attention he craves, yeah - he gets that but as
to the nature of the attention, what apparently floats his boat the
most is vitriol, denigration, swearing, and angry abuse. A flood of
epithets usually makes his day (he says it gives him wood). In other
words - people screaming at him so he can sit back and feel relevant
in that he got someone riled up - supports the rhetoric, as well on a
variety of levels. As it is he gets (from me, in any case) a lot of
very wordy and pedantic deconstructions of his lines of thought,
reasonings, and philosophy with some dead-pan abuse and significant
ridicule, here and there. As I've said before, ignoring the
dingleberry, while denying him his fix for attention, just means he'll
start pestering everyone and flood the newsgroup with random trolls
whereas what I got going on is a scheme of grand diversion and
diverting of his attention with the hoped for result that with the
assumption that some will killfile him as a matter of course, and
others will certainly killfile me as well, with him diverted as such,
he essentially shuts his own self down. I would suggest the tactic is
brilliant if it wasn't so obvious as well as keeping in mind that
arguments on the internet are like the special olympics - some people
might think they've actually won something there but they're still
retarded.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
teenage girl ;)
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>Geeze the kid uses to many words to say anything....Just like the a
>teenage girl
And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of words
should be? Just a matter of working the angle of denying you
wiggle-room, is all. You could try working with facts and limiting
opening your pie-hole to shit you know about but then, I suppose that
would leave you with very little to say and I would say - your
undisciplined habit of relying upon rhetoric and adjusting the facts
to support some belief (nevermind your weakness for changing the
subject, if not your mind) is very much more along the lines of being
"like a teenage girl," as opposed to my angle of simply countering
bullshit with a detailed exposition of inconvienent reality.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
Jerry K. wrote:
> On 20 Apr 2005 09:57:36 -0700, "the unknown flail"
>
> >Geezeus the kid uses to many words to say anything....Just like the
a
> >teenage girl
>
>>>>>>snip 9 lines and 108 of jerrygirls words for brevity.
>>>>>>>>>snip, >>>>>>>>>snip
> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
words
> should be?
> bullshit <------This one word would have expressed the crux of what
you had to say kid ;)
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk <------------big time city sissy <smirk>
peanut4040
group of intellectuals up.. You come on,, you tell the truth about a
stupid little harmless jump, and WHOOOASSS-- they are still talking.
Sweetie,, remember when I sed yew wasn't allowere over here in the
aligator pit? where you could be hurt by mean ignorant people.?
well,, I've rethought things,, and YEW DEFIIN ATELY ALLOWED. git in
dar and kick my old mans Asss..----> fer de queer guy, so he will take
a break and =-- get some comedy in his step...
power to the skydiver,,
walk off your drop zone
the unknown flailer
peanut4040 wrote:
`1WHOOOASSS--
>>>snip 30 or so words! ;)
> Sweetie,, remember when I sed yew wasn't allowere over here in the
> aligator pit? where you could be hurt by mean ignorant people.?
>
> well,, I've rethought things,, and YEW DEFIIN ATELY ALLOWED. git in
> dar and kick my old mans Asss..----> fer de queer guy, so he will
take
> a break and =-- get some comedy in his step...
You don't think baiting skygod sissys is funny?
> power to the skydiver,,
> walk off your drop zone
And do what, go to Pell City or Cedartown? 0~;-*
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
>Jerry K. wrote:
>> On 20 Apr 2005 09:57:36 -0700, "the unknown flail"
>> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>>
>> >Geezeus the kid uses to many words to say anything....Just like the
>a
>> >teenage girl
>>
>
> >>>>>>snip 9 lines and 108 of jerrygirls words for brevity.
>>>>>>>>>>snip, >>>>>>>>>snip
Hell, now you're counting lines? Pretty anal of ya. You got one of
those word and line -count programs or are you just removing the
finger from the back of behind and holding it up to the screen going,
"one...two...umm...three... ... ...three... ...threetyone..." ?
>
>> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
>words
>> should be?
>> bullshit <------This one word would have expressed the crux of what
>you had to say kid ;)
Shoot, anyone can bullshit - takes a real moron and a dingleberry to
try to drag in line and word quantity as if it were something even
approaching the shadow of an argument.
>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk <------------big time city sissy <smirk>
Hell, not too many of us in the city who feel they have to add smirks,
emoticons, and other little girly heirogyphics with which to promote
some sort of emotional undercurrent to whatever it is that's trying to
be said. But then, what should I expect from some Jinnie counting
words?
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
Jerry K. wrote: >>>>>>snip 9 lines and 108 of jerrygirls words for
brevity.
> >>>>>>>>>>snip, >>>>>>>>>snip
>
> Hell, now you're counting lines?
Its called line averaging, your prose is stilted and does not flow well
then you compound the problem by adding unnecessary words....your
thought is fragmented, Not only do you get a F but I believe you may
have problems with logic thought patterns, in other words you think
with your emotions only and may be a recovering AAD case. ;)
>petty anal of ya. You got one of
> those word and line -count programs or are you just removing the
> finger from the back of behind and holding it up to the screen going,
> "one...two...umm...three... ... ...three... ...threetyone..." ?
>
No I do it in my head, you have to use your finger to count?
> >> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
> >words should be?
the shorter the sweeter kid
> >> ...jlk <------------big time city sissy <smirk>
>
> Hell, not too many of us in the city who feel they have to add
smirks,
> emoticons, and other little girly heirogyphics with which to promote
> some sort of emotional undercurrent to whatever it is that's trying
to
> be said.
saves words, you know one picture.......etc
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk <--------big city sissy with Adult Attention Deficiency
(see short and to the point)
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
>Jerry K. wrote: >>>>>>snip 9 lines and 108 of jerrygirls words for
>brevity.
>> >>>>>>>>>>snip, >>>>>>>>>snip
>>
>> Hell, now you're counting lines?
>
>Its called line averaging,
Yeah, call it what you will, still pretty anal.
>your prose is stilted and does not flow well
>then you compound the problem by adding unnecessary words....your
>thought is fragmented, Not only do you get a F but I believe you may
>have problems with logic thought patterns, in other words you think
>with your emotions only and may be a recovering AAD case. ;)
Emotions? Hell, who here can't operate unless he pins an emoticon to
whatever he says? As for the rest, oh lordy, the "prose" ain't up to
whatever standard suits the purpose at the time - tough-tittie -
grading in the subjective has yet to defy how brown you get to the hip
as you step in it. And logic? You get slapped around in that area
too but then, I suppose suggesting a killfile equates one to "dz
politics" is just steeped in logic. Work the angle, Jinnie - do the
monkey dance. Let's see how true you can purportedly remain to such
subjective values as only "necessary" words, non-"fragmentation" of
thought, devotion to" logic," lack of "emotion," and even paying
attention. Fly some of those emoticons of "logic" why doncha?
>
>>petty anal of ya. You got one of
>> those word and line -count programs or are you just removing the
>> finger from the back of behind and holding it up to the screen going,
>> "one...two...umm...three... ... ...three... ...threetyone..." ?
>>
>
>
>No I do it in my head, you have to use your finger to count?
Naw, I ain't so anal as to count words but because you say you count
with your head (which is certainly suspect, given its often and
completely boneheaded conclusions in the past) I threw it over to word
for shits and grins and what do we find here? Well, gee, lookee here:
<originally>
"And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
words should be? Just a matter of working the angle of denying you
wiggle-room, is all. You could try working with facts and limiting
opening your pie-hole to shit you know about but then, I suppose that
would leave you with very little to say and I would say - your
undisciplined habit of relying upon rhetoric and adjusting the facts
to support some belief (nevermind your weakness for changing the
subject, if not your mind) is very much more along the lines of being
"like a teenage girl," as opposed to my angle of simply countering
bullshit with a detailed exposition of inconvienent reality."
<after you did it "in your head">
>>> >>>>>>snip 9 lines and 108 of jerrygirls words for brevity.
>>>>>>>>>>>>snip, >>>>>>>>>snip
>> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
>>words should be?
Seems to me that in reality you only snipped 8 lines and 102 words.
Good job, Jinnie - regular brainiac. Looks like you're gonna have to
remove the finger afterall.
>
>
>> >> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
>> >words should be?
>
>the shorter the sweeter kid
Hell, get your words down below one and I might agree.
>
>> >> ...jlk <------------big time city sissy <smirk>
>>
>> Hell, not too many of us in the city who feel they have to add
>smirks,
>> emoticons, and other little girly heirogyphics with which to promote
>> some sort of emotional undercurrent to whatever it is that's trying
>to
>> be said.
>
>saves words, you know one picture.......etc
Nonsense - you just ain't got the skills to convey what you mean in
words. Call that prose? I call it chatroom hieroglyphics. Teenage
girl stuff.
>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk <--------big city sissy with Adult Attention Deficiency
> (see short and to the point)
But highly inaccurate nonetheless. Keep at it - we'll see who makes
with the subject change, drifts beside the point, and loses attention
first. So - about killfiles being perptrated by "dz politic types?"
You're wrong. Working the politics is in practive entirely out of
step with the expedience and finality of a killfile - unless you have
some angle to explain how there's some sort of logic (fool's logic,
notwithstanding) supports your assertion? Lay it out - it's the
original point. I mean - when you're done counting words, that is.
Clean your finger before you touch the screen, btw.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
Jerry K. wrote:
> On 20 Apr 2005 21:11:41 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >Jerry K. wrote: >>>>>>snip 9 lines and 108 of jerrygirls words for
> >brevity.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>snip, >>>>>>>>>snip
> >>
> >> Hell, now you're counting lines?
> >
> >Its called line averaging,
>
> Yeah, call it what you will, still pretty anal.
>
> >your prose is stilted and does not flow well
> >then you compound the problem by adding unnecessary words....your
> >thought is fragmented
The IRS has their filter system to catch under reporting....I have mine
to red flag illiterate bastards who over compensate by being wordy....
> "And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
> words should be?
The fewer the better is a good rule of thumb
> >> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
> >>words should be?
Another problem you have is trying to use big words that don't tie
together well, thinking it makes you look smarter when in fact it
reveals your dumb side and makes your prose rather dry &
stiff.....almost priggish.
> >> >> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number
of
> >> >words should be?
Well in your case, if you think in one sylible words, you should keep
it short sweety
>
> Nonsense - you just ain't got the skills to convey what you mean in
> words. Call that prose? I call it chatroom hieroglyphics. Teenage
> girl stuff.
>
And just who has the big hair thing going on?
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk <-------big city sissy
bigjim
> > walk off your drop zone
>
> And do what, go to Pell City or Cedartown? 0~;-*
This is a good illustration of what a dingleberry idiot that you are.
Of course, walking off dropzones is something you know very little about,
based on reports of your last trip to one.
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
>Jerry K. wrote:
>> On 20 Apr 2005 21:11:41 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
>> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Jerry K. wrote: >>>>>>snip 9 lines and 108 of jerrygirls words for
>> >brevity.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>snip, >>>>>>>>>snip
>> >>
>> >> Hell, now you're counting lines?
>> >
>> >Its called line averaging,
>>
>> Yeah, call it what you will, still pretty anal.
>>
>> >your prose is stilted and does not flow well
>> >then you compound the problem by adding unnecessary words....your
>> >thought is fragmented
>
>
>The IRS has their filter system to catch under reporting....I have mine
>to red flag illiterate bastards who over compensate by being wordy....
Not a matter of literacy - purely a matter of denying you room to
maneuver. As for your "filter" - I don't buy it. The whole word/line
count angle hasn't done a thing towards backing up the contention that
because someone uses a killfile, they are a "dz politics type." Pay
attention.
>
>
>> "And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
>> words should be?
>
>The fewer the better is a good rule of thumb
>
>> >> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
>> >>words should be?
>
>Another problem you have is trying to use big words that don't tie
>together well, thinking it makes you look smarter when in fact it
>reveals your dumb side and makes your prose rather dry &
>stiff.....almost priggish.
No, my use of words, no matter their relative size or number, has
nothing to do with any sort of subjective portrayal, trying to
convince others of some hoped for perception - that's something you do
- but everything to do with nailing you down and working the mutually
assured killfile angle while taking your "philosophies" and slapping
you about the head and shoulders with it. It's a pretty weak response
for you to start whining about "prose," rather than actually being
able to back up an assertion - or back off from opening your trap
about shit you don't have a clue about (as is evidenced by what spews
out when you do open said trap).
>
>
>> >> >> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number
>of
>> >> >words should be?
>
>Well in your case, if you think in one sylible words, you should keep
>it short sweety
Nope - that would make it far too easy for you. The past has quite
clearly shown that there is no stretch of the imagination too
demeaning to yourself for you to exploit in your attempts to wiggle
out of the clear reality of having stepped in it.
>
>>
>> Nonsense - you just ain't got the skills to convey what you mean in
>> words. Call that prose? I call it chatroom hieroglyphics. Teenage
>> girl stuff.
>>
>
>And just who has the big hair thing going on?
What does hair have to do with anything? Nevermind that you have no
idea as to the state of my, or anyone's hair. The irony here is this
is also (yet another) nod to teenage girl behaviour which, as you like
to throw at others, you - yourself often act like. Issues of
coiffure. Hairstylist sensibilities. And, it's a lame response to
the idea that your weakness for emoticons is curiously also shared by
the chatroom set.
Now - about that killfile equating to "dz politcal types?" Wanna keep
on track here? You know, exercise some discipline?
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
Jerry K. wrote:
> On 21 Apr 2005 02:05:18 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >Jerry K. wrote:
> >> On 20 Apr 2005 21:11:41 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> >> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Jerry K. wrote: >>>>>>snip 9 lines and 108 of jerrygirls words
for
> >> >brevity.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>snip, >>>>>>>>>snip
> >> >>
> >> >> Hell, now you're counting lines?
> >> >
> >> >Its called line averaging,
> >>
> >> Yeah, call it what you will, still pretty anal.
yes, thats right....I just don't understand why it makes you so anal
I'll tell you this though, your prose is stilted and does not flow well
then you compound the problem by adding unnecessary words....your
thought pattern is fragmented
> >
> >
> >The IRS has their filter system to catch under reporting....I have
mine
> >to red flag illiterate bastards who over compensate by being
wordy....
>
> Not a matter of literacy - purely a matter of denying you room to
> maneuver. As for your "filter" - I don't buy it. The whole
word/line
> count angle hasn't done a thing towards backing up the contention
that
> because someone uses a killfile, they are a "dz politics type." Pay
> attention.
yes using 3 dollar words to fill in nickle sentences is a form of
illiteracy & shows low self esteem.
> >> "And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number of
> >> words should be?
> >
> >The fewer the better is a good rule of thumb
> >
> >> >> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number
of
> >> >>words should be?
> >
Like I said earlier - another problem you have is trying to use big
words that don't tie together well, thinking it makes you look smarter
when in fact it reveals your dumb side and makes your prose rather dry
&
stiff.....almost priggish. You have no poetry in your soul city fool.
>
> >> >> >> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper
number
> >of >words should be?
> >
> >Well in your case, if you think in one sylible words, you should
keep
> >it short sweety
>
> >> Nonsense - you just ain't got the skills to convey what you mean
in
> >> words. Call that prose? I call it chatroom hieroglyphics.
Teenage
> >> girl stuff.
> >>
> >
> >And just who has the big hair thing going on?
>
> What does hair have to do with anything?
Its part of the profile, you build your own case against self...your a
shallow person, plain and simple
>Nevermind that you have no
> idea as to the state of my, or anyone's hair.
Shouldn't have put a picture up on that vainty page. Not only did it
give me insight but the IRS knows what you look like now. <smerk>
> Now - about that killfile equating to "dz politcal types?" Wanna
keep
> on track here? You know, exercise some discipline?
All I know is I know chickenshit when I smell it and can smell it as
far out as a M2-50. can throw a round ;)P
>
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk <-----big city phony
0~;)
the unknown flailer
I know the tactics Cedartown and Pell City used to scam the sport a few
years ago when both were claiming to be Skydive Atlanta, not to mention
that 1-800-Skydive scam they pulled on the general public while the
USPA stood by and did nothing. Plus I know Nutman has no reason to walk
off the Rhome DZ, he's just blowing smoke out of his ass...
bigjim
> I know the tactics Cedartown and Pell City used to scam the sport a few
> years ago when both were claiming to be Skydive Atlanta, not to mention
> that 1-800-Skydive scam they pulled on the general public while the
> USPA stood by and did nothing. Plus I know Nutman has no reason to walk
> off the Rhome DZ, he's just blowing smoke out of his ass...
Okay, Mr. Snuffy, who are the "they" at 1-800-Skydive and what scam do you
refer to?
Let's see how far you can jam your foot in your mouth on this one.
>
Mike Spurgeon
So he mispoke.
Ask him about 1-800-skyride
the unknown flailer
Do your owm homework you lazy young skank, I work for a bigger
organization
than that South Beach fag association you belong to. Power to the
citizens!
0~;-*
the unknown flailer
Nope, it was a marker to those in the know----s k y d i v e points to
the some of the partys and originators.....a couple of GM/DZO's related
by blood among
others. Its not over yet, someone has to hang to satisfy the Nations
honor. If it has to be a few GM's and some people close to the BOD
----so be it! I mean to keep the flames lit till the fat burns off!
0~;->
Mike Spurgeon
> Mike Spurgeon wrote:
>>Ask him about 1-800-skyride
>
>
> Nope, it was a marker to those in the know----s k y d i v e points to
> the some of the partys and originators.....a couple of GM/DZO's related
> by blood among others.
You're slipping.
So go to google. Put in '1-800-Skydive'.
Click on any of the locations. See if they identify themselves.
Bet they do...
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
>Jerry K. wrote:
>> On 21 Apr 2005 02:05:18 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
>> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Jerry K. wrote:
>> >> On 20 Apr 2005 21:11:41 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
>> >> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >Jerry K. wrote: >>>>>>snip 9 lines and 108 of jerrygirls words
>for
>> >> >brevity.
>> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>snip, >>>>>>>>>snip
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Hell, now you're counting lines?
>> >> >
>> >> >Its called line averaging,
>> >>
>> >> Yeah, call it what you will, still pretty anal.
>
>yes, thats right....I just don't understand why it makes you so anal
What, you being anal? No particular reason beyond your own habit of
pinning the moniker on others when they point out something
particularly boneheaded you happen to gas about.
>I'll tell you this though, your prose is stilted and does not flow well
>then you compound the problem by adding unnecessary words....your
>thought pattern is fragmented
>> >
>> >
>> >The IRS has their filter system to catch under reporting....I have
>mine
>> >to red flag illiterate bastards who over compensate by being
>wordy....
>>
>> Not a matter of literacy - purely a matter of denying you room to
>> maneuver. As for your "filter" - I don't buy it. The whole
>word/line
>> count angle hasn't done a thing towards backing up the contention
>that
>> because someone uses a killfile, they are a "dz politics type." Pay
>> attention.
>
>yes using 3 dollar words to fill in nickle sentences is a form of
>illiteracy & shows low self esteem.
Naw, I think anyone who would assign some word as "3 dollar" is
importing more significance to the nature of the word as opposed to
what the word is saying. Shows weakness and an inability to confront
reality.
Oh, really? So hair-length is now part and indicative of the profile?
Nevermind that you have no idea on the actual length of hair - as if
hair length ever was an accurate gauge of anything - beyond rate of
growth and frequency of haircuts. As for shallow, not me assigning
"profiles" based on that which you can only guess and making
conclusions based on what you do not know - nevermind the idea of
hair-length being some sort of indicator of how deep or how shallow
anyone might be. You're talking out of your ass...again.
>
>>Nevermind that you have no
>> idea as to the state of my, or anyone's hair.
>
>Shouldn't have put a picture up on that vainty page. Not only did it
>give me insight but the IRS knows what you look like now. <smerk>
Heheh - and the picture was taken when? How long ago? And that
picture is certainly a picture of myself? You know this? You can,
without a doubt, tie in the visage displayed in that picture with
whomever might well be typing these words right now? What, you
believe everything you see on the internet? Makes sense - you know
all about skydiving and dropzones, yet never skydived much, haven't in
years, and haven't even been to a dz in years. As for the irs - they
have all the information they need on me and know where to find me.
Oh - now there might be a pic of me out there - my grand scheme to
avoid identification from the irs is shot. Do you realize just how
stupid your ideas really are? Same as it ever was - you're grasping
at the miserable chaff of straws, long since disappeared.
>
>
>
>> Now - about that killfile equating to "dz politcal types?" Wanna
>keep
>> on track here? You know, exercise some discipline?
>
>All I know is I know chickenshit when I smell it and can smell it as
>far out as a M2-50. can throw a round ;)P
Oh, lordy - now you're calling me chicken? Oh, well - whatever will I
do? Ya know - my dad can beat the shit out of your dad, emoticon-boy.
Pay attention - you're the one throwing around the "Adult Attention
Deficiency" angle. Having a tough time paying attention here, Jinnie?
Dude says he's gonna killfile, you say he's a "dz politics type," I
say you're full of shit and a dumbass while explaining how someone
throwing around a killfile is demonstratably ~not~ acting as a "dz
political type." Best you can do is call me chicken? Pretty weak,
Jinnie - and I can smell that brown all over you - makes the eyes
water - well, the laughter plays its part there.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
> >> >The IRS has their filter system to catch under reporting....I
have
> >mine >to red flag illiterate bastards who over compensate by being
> >wordy....
> >>
> >> >> "And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number
of
> >> >> words should be?
> >> >
> >> >The fewer the better is a good rule of thumb
> >> >
You have no poetry in your soul city fool. you're just another
faceless consumer.....Unfortunately one that has never done any form of
National service and rips off the Government on a regular basis. Vain
Hedonistic
people are more apt to do this than the normal citizen to get their
fix.
You know like "any junkie will steal from his own mother." but your's
is bought on more by moral failure and laqck of loyalty than chemical
dependency....in short your a creep----bad luck for you ya latched on
to a old asshole who was trained to neautralize enemys of the state tsk
tsk tsk
> >>
> >> >> >> >> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper
> >number of >words should be?
> >> >
Well in your case, if you think in one sylible words, you should
keep it short like your attention span sweety
> >>
> >> >> words. Call that prose? I call it chatroom hieroglyphics.
> >Teenage
> >> >> girl stuff.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >And just who has the big hair thing going on?
> >>
> >> What does hair have to do with anything?
More than you know....something as minor as style of dress or the way
you hold your fork can tell a case agent a lot...you've been profiled
dumnuts
> >
> >Its part of the profile, you build your own case against self...your
a
> >shallow person, plain and simple
>
> Oh, really? So hair-length is now part and indicative of the
profile?
> Nevermind that you have no idea on the actual length of hair - as if
> hair length ever was an accurate gauge of anything - beyond rate of
> growth and frequency of haircuts. As for shallow, not me assigning
> "profiles" based on that which you can only guess and making
> conclusions based on what you do not know - nevermind the idea of
> hair-length being some sort of indicator of how deep or how shallow
> anyone might be. You're talking out of your ass...again.
may be but it seems to me your protesting to much, thats another dead
giveaway. ;P
>
>> ...bsrp
> ...jlk <---------crawfishing like crazy heh heh
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
>Jerry K. wrote:
>> On 21 Apr 2005 18:37:35 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
>> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>snip a whole bunch of Jerry K yowling ;)
>
>> >> >The IRS has their filter system to catch under reporting....I
>have
>> >mine >to red flag illiterate bastards who over compensate by being
>> >wordy....
>> >>
>
>> >> >> "And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper number
>of
>> >> >> words should be?
>> >> >
>> >> >The fewer the better is a good rule of thumb
>> >> >
>
> You have no poetry in your soul city fool.
And you ain't got a foot to stand on. Just what the newsgroup needs -
a poetry critic. But then - it ain't me soothing the soul as some
self-styled arbiter of soulfull prose. Quit yer whining and take over
to the soulfull lifestyles newsgroup. If no poetry in the soul is the
equivalent of giving you something to take as you try to dish, well,
then - I'll just have to cope with the lack.
>you're just another
>faceless consumer.....
Whatcha gonna do about it, Jinnie? Maybe throw out something soulfull
like threatening to tear off my head and shit down my throat? Ya done
it before. It was the stuff of laureates. I suppose there can be
poetry in cowardice - you've proved that.
>Unfortunately one that has never done any form of
>National service and rips off the Government on a regular basis.
Ah, and back we are again to the <strike up the brass band - maybe the
Washington Post, perhaps> National Service gambit. Nevermind the
union propensity to run roughshod over the very same government but
that's another line of thought. Hey Jinnie - bitching about supposed
lack of service or not still ain't come even close to explaining how
when someone uses a killfile, they are "dz political types." Care to
keep on track here or should we just continue on in the standard of
you working through your stock and trades whines and assertions,
uninformed and beside the point that they are, which I (through the
utter magic of reality) promptly beat you about the head and shoulders
with using your very own words?
>Vain
>Hedonistic
>people are more apt to do this than the normal citizen to get their
>fix.
Ah, so you're working the ripping off the government for jumps angle.
Nice mixxing of whines you got going. Time was I was guilty of
ripping off the dz's or other jumpers for jumps- or, so you've said.
So, we'll work this for a bit since you can't defend your earlier
assertions and are looking for something else to bitch about. Explain
how vanity and hedonism are more likely to "rip off the Government on
a regular basis." Maybe throw some examples out there. You know -
something beyond your own lameass suppositions tailored to suit your
dumb, self-affirming rhetoric for a change.
>You know like "any junkie will steal from his own mother." but your's
>is bought on more by moral failure and laqck of loyalty than chemical
>dependency....
Heh - what the hell you know about it, Jinnie? All you got for sure
is I take the time to take your pathetic whines and shove 'em back
down your throat - and maybe that I skydive but you don't really have
any proof to that. You just don't like it. Weak - you can dish it
but you can't take it - gotta resort to the good o'l imagination for
support - "Imagine if he were ripping off the government or even
hedonistic? Immoral and disloyal - that's the ticket! Why, that
would render every argument he's ever made, every bit of ridicule he's
ever levelled, every single time (and there's been a multitude) he's
pointed out just how stupid I really am as completely invalid!" What
it comes down to is I'm just another skydiver on an electronic
newsgroup who's puncturing a pompass ass who's had it coming for a
long time. You wanna throw stones? Move out of that glass trailer.
Try engaging the brain before spouting. Rhetoric is no substitute for
reality and if you dish, you're gonna take - just the way of things.
>in short your a creep----
Sticks and stones, Jinnie. If you don't like it - you don't have to
play. Quit you're whining and understand that when you say dumb,
uninformed, and rhetorically strident things like because someone
throws out a killfile, they are a, "dz political type," try thinking
it through for a change.
>bad luck for you ya latched on
>to a old asshole who was trained to neautralize enemys of the state tsk
>tsk tsk
How's that neutralizing been going, btw? I mean, those times you
fried your computer or got burned by AOL and weren't posting - pretty
much damn near shut me down. I thought it was a brilliant move on
your part.
>> >>
>> >> >> >> >> And I suppose you have an idea on just what the proper
>> >number of >words should be?
>> >> >
>Well in your case, if you think in one sylible words, you should
>keep it short like your attention span sweety
>> >>
>> >> >> words. Call that prose? I call it chatroom hieroglyphics.
>> >Teenage
>> >> >> girl stuff.
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >And just who has the big hair thing going on?
>> >>
>> >> What does hair have to do with anything?
>
>More than you know....something as minor as style of dress or the way
>you hold your fork can tell a case agent a lot...
You read this in Gourmet or Glamour? So, Mister Agent of
Hair-Affairs, lay it on us - tell me about my hair and what it all
means. As for your dress, did you go with the floral because it's
after Easter?
>you've been profiled
>dumnuts
Oh yeah - like a frick'n Xray, Jinnie. Let's see, let's see - you
suspect I skydive, you know I throw your words back at you dosed with
reality and ridicule, and everything else is really little more than
comforting supposition but, just the same, the gears grind, the lights
flash, and the wheels turn and out spits the incontravertable profile
that I am ripping off the governement. How's it go? I believe you
lack basic logic skills, kid.
>> >
>> >Its part of the profile, you build your own case against self...your
>a
>> >shallow person, plain and simple
>>
>> Oh, really? So hair-length is now part and indicative of the
>profile?
>> Nevermind that you have no idea on the actual length of hair - as if
>> hair length ever was an accurate gauge of anything - beyond rate of
>> growth and frequency of haircuts. As for shallow, not me assigning
>> "profiles" based on that which you can only guess and making
>> conclusions based on what you do not know - nevermind the idea of
>> hair-length being some sort of indicator of how deep or how shallow
>> anyone might be. You're talking out of your ass...again.
>
>may be but it seems to me your protesting to much, thats another dead
>giveaway. ;P
As opposed to agreeing with it, emoticon-boy? Nope, you're grasping
further for straws with the classic, "You must be guilty because you
suggest you are innocent." But, as far as protesting is concerned,
what is too much? What is just right? And, of course - you've yet to
explain how hair-length is indivative or shallowness or depth, either
way. I mean, I could take your "profile" and conclude that all
pompass, blowhard, dingleberries are rotten skydivers who end up
injuring themselves to the point of not being able to continue after a
few years but that would be ridiculous - but you do fit the profile.
>>
>>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk <---------crawfishing like crazy heh heh
Same old shit - you open your mouth, spout something stupid, I beat
you over the head with it, you change the subject while injecting more
stupid shit into the exchange, and so it goes. I'm still waiting for
you to back up the killfiling is indicative of "dz politics" assertion
of yours but as per standard, you won't because you can't - you'd much
rather wallow in your own brand of limited imagination and further
ridiculous assertion. Fine by me. For as long as you'd like.
...bsrp
...jlk
bigjim
"the unknown flailer" <kam...@eastex.net> wrote in message
news:1114138273.6...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
Typical. I've already done my homework, that's why I challenged you on
this. All I can say is put up or shut up.
the unknown flailer
No you ain't or else yer the typical young fancy lad and think you
might get a cut of the pie, must be expensive to livw in that part of
Florida,
dunno seeings most of the share holders in the scheme were either
skydivers or related to the Aviation buisness somehow....they may be
willing to cut anther punk in....if you eat head cheese just right that
is - ROFL
Mike Spurgeon
> dunno seeings most of the share holders in the scheme were either
> skydivers or related to the Aviation buisness somehow...
What scheme would that be?
the unknown flailer
The one eight hundred scam, that swtarted out in Georgia, trying to
sell tandem jumps then evolved into baloon, glider rides and god knows
what else.....A couple of GM skydivers started it to get
students----took to calling theirselves Skydive Atlanta...Two young
brothers it was, had a DZ in Cedartown Georgia and another one in Pell
City Alabama- trying to build a Empire I reckon....it hurt the other
DZ's and sport in general though.....There could be a local USPA DZ 15
miles from yer home and you call that 800 number, they didn't send you
there...You hadda give them a CC number first then ya found out the DZ
wasn't even in Alanta but one of the two I mentioned
above then it evolved into a strict con game and they added all that
other shit and were trying to charge DZ's half way across the country
for directing students to them. Some USPA Officials had stock in it
I was told by a agent that was investigating it. These young dishonest
peckerwoods was flaunting their USPA GM connections and puting up
pictures of Staff......one of which was a USPA Ofrficial. I don't keer
about that baloon and glider shit but when some coniving greedy young
bastard hurts the sport I start oiling my rope up. I won't go into the
USPA part cuz they have a strong lobby group in the Nations Capital and
really the USPA was just doing their job in a way because they
represent the buisness end of the sport not a bunch of scruffy dues
paying grass root skydivers....Its a shame they use the average
skydiving members dues to support the GM/DZ system really. That M'fing
GM/DZO system has been in existence long enough to support itself
financially it seems to me, they artta use the dues to fund a personal
injury insurance pool for fun jumpers. That property damage shit was
just a ruse to get DZO's to force local jumpers to join the USPA. Now
the funs have gotten so big and are mismanaged----I've heard it said
money is the root of all evil....Dunno but I do know this, money tends
to corrupt even good people and when money gets to big it talks and the
benificial programs that help the most skydivers walk. Want me to
ramble on till I get to telling sea storys Mike? att now I'm busy
working in the garden and oiling rope in hopes the Guvment will back
off and let the Polk County Regulators hang a few of the greedy
bastards! <bfg>
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Geeze the dingleberry uses too many words to say anything....Just like
a teenage girl.
...bsrp
...jlk
Mike Spurgeon
> Mike Spurgeon wrote:
>>What scheme would that be?
>
>
> The one eight hundred scam, that swtarted out in Georgia, trying to
> sell tandem jumps then evolved into baloon, glider rides and god knows
> what else.....A couple of GM skydivers started it to get
> students----took to calling theirselves Skydive Atlanta...
OK, that's enough.
Big Jim was right this time. You apparently missed just what his
question was, not to mention mine.
When you said 1-800-skydive, he asked you to put your foot in your mouth.
Seeing if you had made a common mental slip, I gave you an out with
1-800-skyride.
You fucked up.
You continue to mix up the two completely different operations, one a
scam, and one legitimate.
See if you can figure out which is which.
Carry on...
the unknown flailer
It started out soley as a skydiving scam with two DZ's. one in Georgia
and the other in Alabama and was expanded to include all kind of
skyrides later, I followed it from the beginning using ELINT if you
remember the old military terms. As always I keep the focus on things
that hurt skydiving in general....Both internal & external, the core of
this was a skydiving scam started by two greedy USPA Skydivers trying
to increase their DZ traffic by hook or by crook....if you cain't keep
up, take a number and sit over there with that young dimwitt Jerry K
who has a Chapped ass ;)P
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Heheheh - who's crawfishing now, emoticon-boy? ELINT - I love it -
only Jinnie would consider his civilian ass, holed up in a dank
trailer with an internet connection as using ELINT. So, Mister Master
of da ELINT (courtesty of his isp), explain how 1800SKYDIVE hurts
skydiving in general or even in the specific?
...bsrp
...jlk
Mike Spurgeon
> It started out soley as a skydiving scam with two DZ's. one in Georgia
> and the other in Alabama and was expanded to include all kind of
> skyrides later, I followed it from the beginning using ELINT if you
> remember the old military terms.
Look at the following two phone numbers:
1-800-skyride (this would translate to 1-800-759-7433)
1-800-skydive (this would translate to 1-800-759-3483)
Do you see any difference at all in the two numbers?
Do you understand that they are two *completely* different businesses?
Do you realize that everyone else realizes they are two completely
different businesses?
Do you understand that you continually say that the second number is
doing what the first one does?
Do you understand that when bigjim called you on it, you did not respond?
Do you understand that when I gave you an opportunity to figure it out,
you didn't?
> As always I keep the focus on things
> that hurt skydiving in general
As always, you keep the focus on things that amuse you.
>...Both internal & external, the core of
> this was a skydiving scam started by two greedy USPA Skydivers trying
> to increase their DZ traffic by hook or by crook.
That would be true for the first number.
That would *not* be true for the second.
> ...if you cain't keep
> up, take a number and sit over there with that young dimwitt Jerry K
> who has a Chapped ass
I would bet Jerry kept up on this one.
I would bet bigjim kept up on this one.
I would bet everyone else kept up on this one.
I know I did.
Guess what? You didn't...
the unknown flailer
It hurts the other DZ's in Georgia & Alabama, piss's off the public and
last but not least Greed of this magnitude causes inflation. Since 9/11
the U.S. has been looking outward for the enemy...oh sure their out
there
but our final fall will be much like the Roman Empires----greed and
internal corruption, we just got to start hanging dishonest citizens
again
is all I can think to do----ole Lodi Mikes getting a mite riled up
mainly because he's a Republican and borned a Yankee I'm a
thinking....So I set back here in the deep woods and mourn a once great
Nation....oh well who knows, when the great Eagle falls and the
Barbarians & scavengers come to pick its bones I might get a chance to
hang some grifters ohm ohm ohm 0~;)
the unknown flailer
No shit, its almost a hobby ;]
> >...Both internal & external, the core of
> > this was a skydiving scam started by two greedy USPA Skydivers
trying
> > to increase their DZ traffic by hook or by crook.
>
> That would be true for the first number.
>
> That would *not* be true for the second.
>
> > ...if you cain't keep
> > up, take a number and sit over there with that young dimwitt Jerry
K
> > who has a Chapped ass
>
>
> I would bet Jerry kept up on this one.
>
> I would bet bigjim kept up on this one.
>
> I would bet everyone else kept up on this one.
>
> I know I did.
>
> Guess what? You didn't...
Care for cheese to go with that wine or would you prefer a jar of
Vaseline and tube of Preperation H for that major case of chapped ass
Mike? 0~;-*
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Cannot the other dropzones also have catchy 1800 numers like
1800JUMPOUT or 1800FREEFALL or even 1888SKYDIVE? As for pissing off
the public, where does anyone call 1800SKYDIVE and not get a dz local
to their state. I mean - the 1800SKYRIDE scam could conceivably piss
people off but you are apparently too dumb to recognize the difference
- even with Mike valiantly trying to clue you in. Go to
1800SKYDIVE.com and take a look - it's not just one 1800 number
exclusively serving one or two dropzones. Do your homework before you
start shrieking.
>Since 9/11
>the U.S. has been looking outward for the enemy...oh sure their out
>there
>but our final fall will be much like the Roman Empires----greed and
>internal corruption, we just got to start hanging dishonest citizens
>again
>is all I can think to do----
Tammany Hall for a random and inconvienent example? Shows how one
dimensional you think.
>ole Lodi Mikes getting a mite riled up
>mainly because he's a Republican and borned a Yankee I'm a
>thinking....
Naw, I don't think he's "riled up" in the slightest. If anything,
he's clearly trying to clue you in to the fact that you (I know it's a
bitter pill to swallow - especially for one so self-centered as
yourself) got confused, screwed up, stepped in it (again) and made a
mistake. Word up - 1800SKYDIVE and 1800SKYRIDE are two entirely
different entities.
>So I set back here in the deep woods and mourn a once great
>Nation....
The hell you say - you're just being a big, whiny bitch because
there's little else you're capable of doing.
>oh well who knows,
Certainly not you.
>when the great Eagle falls and the
>Barbarians & scavengers come to pick its bones I might get a chance to
>hang some grifters ohm ohm ohm 0~;)
You just gotta love the irony of following a homicidal fantasy with
some ohms. Like it or not - there's gonna be a lot of people
skydiving this weekend.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jack R. Ceman
wrote:
...and you're surprised?
Blue Skies,
Jack
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Yo, Mike - I'm not one to go, "I told you so," because it's no skin
offa my ass in the long run and it doesn't prove a thing either
because the prediction was a lead-pipe cinch to make from the get go.
That said, I predicted a response like this though I'da hoped what
with how he drops your name from time to time, depending on whatever
it is he's gassing about at the moment, that he'd get a clue and not
be such a dickweed when you, at least, tried to help him out and clue
him in.
Yo, Jinnie - Mike tried to clue you in and the best you can do is
bitch about him whining and having a chapped ass. He was right, you
were wrong, and just because someone takes the time attempting to
inform you what the reality actually is, doesn't mean they're riled -
they may be trying to help you out, ya think?
Consider a fat, dumb dog on a chain running full bent, barking at
birds, and slinging itself into the air and onto its snout when the
slack's all gone. You don't fuck with the eagles unless you know how
to fly. You are that dog.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
...bsrp
Yeah I artta be a activity director at a senior center, I like to keep
the old Lodi Geeze involved and hopefully alert....shit, old minds tend
to rust up even in that dry California air...keeps the blood flowing
and pressure up also, ya can tell by the shine coming off that major
case of red ass he has at the moment ROFLMAO 0~;->
Mike Spurgeon
> Care for cheese to go with that wine
Nope.
Just keep being ignorant and stupid.
Mike Spurgeon
> Yo, Jinnie - Mike tried to clue you in and the best you can do is
> bitch about him whining and having a chapped ass. He was right, you
> were wrong, and just because someone takes the time attempting to
> inform you what the reality actually is, doesn't mean they're riled -
> they may be trying to help you out, ya think?
What he said...
Mike Spurgeon
> ...and you're surprised?
A bit. For someone than can remember unusual detail, he's really
pissing on his own shoes on this one.
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Sure beats skydiving, eh? Naw, you've already demonstrated you have
an aversion to doing your act live. It wouldn't play. Sooner or
later (probably sooner) some sweet, little octagenarian lady would
have little choice but to deftly jam her walker up your ass on
principle alone. I mean, you doing the monkey dance would be
entertaining, I suppose, for a few minutes but just a matter of time
before they steal your pills, short-sheet your bed, or otherwise make
you cry.
>I like to keep
>the old Lodi Geeze involved and hopefully alert....shit, old minds tend
>to rust up even in that dry California air...keeps the blood flowing
>and pressure up also, ya can tell by the shine coming off that major
>case of red ass he has at the moment ROFLMAO 0~;->
I'm guessing he's just disappointed. You stepped in it - he gave you
a leg up over it and all you could do in response was call him names.
You ain't no skydiver - that's for sure.
...bsrp
...jlk
Mike Spurgeon
> I'm guessing he's just disappointed. You stepped in it - he gave you
> a leg up over it and all you could do in response was call him names.
What he said...
the unknown flailer
I didn't need a out, yawl just kin't stay up with where I'm going with
any one thought. Can understand Mike, he's a old JM and they tend to be
detail orientated & often fixate...but the no grip kid? Nah, he's just
another young dumbass down in the city, unable to think beyond his
small dick. Yo Yo and away we go! ;-#
Mike Spurgeon
> I didn't need a out,
Couldn't *find* an out...
the unknown flailer
impossible~I wuzzn't a Marine HAW HAW HAW
the unknown flailer
OOPS we woke old cranky pants up! And btw Mike, you really cain't see
how it all can be traced back to a couple of greedy skydivers
sceeming to screw competing DZ's out of Tandem students? It just
happened to turn into a bigger buisness venture like selling stolen
tupperware or a Quazi Rico scheme HOLD THE BOAT~say you didn't invest
in it did you? tsk tsk tsk fricking Republicans 0~;)P
the unknown flailer
luckyj...@aol.com wrote:
> pappy/uncle snuff u would be proud of ur wayward son..He is teaching
me
> well i must say..We went to cullman for a one jump (yeah right)> liv
2 luv
> luv 2 liv
> lucky summooo1
Thread Posting History----->Mike Spurgeon; 5X
Yo Lucky, thanks for drawing the old Lodi buzzard out in the open so I
cud peck at his tail feathers. ;-* Unkle Snuffy
Mike Spurgeon
> And btw Mike, you really cain't see
> how it all can be traced back to a couple of greedy skydivers
> sceeming to screw competing DZ's out of Tandem students?
What can be traced back? 1-800-skydive?
> It just
> happened to turn into a bigger buisness venture like selling stolen
> tupperware or a Quazi Rico scheme
1-800-skydive isn't even a business. It's a web site that points to
real businesses, unlike 1-800-skyride, which is, IMHO, a scam.
To say they're equal or the same, or one traces back to the other, you
have to be either ignorant or stupid.
I'm guessing on this one, you're both.
bigjim
> cud peck at his tail feathers. ;-* Unkle Snuffy
Oh yeah, you really pecked a lot of feathers, flat out kicked Mike's ass.
Reality is..., up near the top of this tread I said, "This is a good
illustration of what a dingleberry idiot that you are." I looks like you
have managed to demonstrate it to your last known supporter. Good job,
dingleberry.
the unknown flailer
The things you weak bastards down in the city live and die for, mean
little to me, I got a rifle, shotgun, sixgun, skinning knife and two
black mouth curs plus the smoke house, garden, fish pond and creek are
all within 75 yards away- wow miles and miles of firewood on top of
everything else....if Mike cain't take a hooraying so be it, won't be
the end of my backwoods world....you and the other youngsters are the
only ones bitching as far as I can see...Were from about the same
generation, he and I....He might be tougher emotionally than you
think---he's a thinker I know that, if he's pissed at all its probably
because I upset his Republican expectations...he was kinda pissed at me
for supporting Kerry in the National elections....I got yards of e-mail
from ole cranky pants over that shit you wudda thought I was a damn
traitor or something for exercising my right to vote for whom I
pleased...so speak for yourself ya south beach fag, Mike can damn well
speak up for hisself and he has in the past when I drug him into the
pig wrestling contests. ;-Pfffft
the unknown flailer
bigjim wrote:
> > Yo Lucky, thanks for drawing the old Lodi buzzard out in the open
so I
> > cud peck at his tail feathers. ;-* Unkle Snuffy
>
> Oh yeah, you really pecked a lot of feathers, flat out kicked Mike's
ass.
See this is why you youngsters always loose in a duel of nerves, its
not about kicking anyones ass, you needle each other till one or the
other breaks down and looses his temper or else withdraws to lick his
wounds and get even another day....its more a sparing match...No wonder
so many of you young M'fers kill each other...ya just kin't take it.
This is more a game of finesse, he's realized by now I'm jacking with
him and he's probably thinking of a way to turn the tables and try to
piss me off....Ain't it grand fun? <grin>
Mike Spurgeon
> Were from about the same
> generation, he and I....He might be tougher emotionally than you
> think---he's a thinker I know that, if he's pissed at all its probably
> because I upset his Republican expectations...he was kinda pissed at me
> for supporting Kerry in the National elections....I got yards of e-mail
> from ole cranky pants over that shit you wudda thought I was a damn
> traitor or something for exercising my right to vote for whom I
> pleased...
You read that wrong, also. I don't get 'pissed' at anyone for voting
for anyone.
I sent you a couple URLs to read up a bit. I believe you said you
weren't interested in learning enough to change your mind.
> so speak for yourself ya south beach fag, Mike can damn well
> speak up for hisself and he has in the past when I drug him into the
> pig wrestling contests. ;-Pfffft
You're being an idiot.
Pfffft...
SkydiverRick
>----I've heard it said money is the root of all
>> evil....
I believe that the quote is "the love of money is the root of all evil".
There is nothing evil about making money. It's about what you do with the
money.
the unknown flailer
Closer to what you will do to get the money I think ;-*
the unknown flailer
Mike Spurgeon wrote:
> the unknown flailer wrote:
>
took to calling theirselves Skydive Atlanta...
>
> OK, that's enough.
>
> Big Jim was right this time. You apparently missed just what his
> question was, not to mention mine.
>
> Carry on...
;) see I told yawl he cud speak for his self....when he gits enuff of
my good ole boy bullshit, he gets cranky. I got Mike at a
disadvantage......he likes to lurk till something interests him then
run out and throw a one liner down to confuse the issue. I carry on
more like the NVA....Grab them by the belt buckle and mix it up~Course
they did that because they knew air support was inbound and their main
intent was a war of attrition. Not to become crispy critters...I do it
cuz I'm a mean old backwoods bastard. The hell with a bunch of sniping,
lets get right down to it, anyway Lodi Mike can take care of his self.
Been doing it for 65 years or so I reckon....he needs someone to fuk
with him AND HERE AM I! Yahooooooooooo 0~;)
the unknown flailer
C A T F I S H
Mike Spurgeon wrote:
> the unknown flailer wrote:
>
> > And btw Mike, you really cain't see
> > how it all can be traced back to a couple of greedy skydivers
> > sceeming to screw competing DZ's out of Tandem students?
, you
> have to be either ignorant or stupid. I'm guessing on this one,
you're >both.
Catfish is Mikes new name because he likes to lay back and lurk then
jump a pounce on the big ole trouble making perch or one the minnows
swarming the Perch with his one liners...Good sarcasm though ROLF 0~;)p
bigjim
>
> See this is why you youngsters always loose in a duel of nerves, its
> not about kicking anyones ass, you needle each other till one or the
> other breaks down and looses his temper or else withdraws to lick his
> wounds and get even another day....its more a sparing match...No wonder
> so many of you young M'fers kill each other...ya just kin't take it.
> This is more a game of finesse, he's realized by now I'm jacking with
> him and he's probably thinking of a way to turn the tables and try to
> piss me off....Ain't it grand fun? <grin>
More of your standard one trick pony bullshit. Someone confronts you with
reality and you spew bullshit because the reality makes you look bad and you
think the bullshit makes you look better.
The bullshit only makes you look better in your own mind. Reality is that
it only reinforces the undeniable fact that you are full of bullshit.
This is why you are a never was. When someone tried to help you, you
directed all your energy towards spewing bullshit.
You probably even sucked as a truck driver.
>
the unknown flailer
the unknown flailer
bigjim wrote:
> .
> >
> > See this is why you youngsters always loose in a duel of nerves,
its
> > not about kicking anyones ass, you needle each other till one or
the
> > other breaks down and looses his temper or else withdraws to lick
his
> > wounds and get even another day....its more a sparing match...No
wonder
> > so many of you young M'fers kill each other...ya just kin't take
it.
> > This is more a game of finesse, he's realized by now I'm jacking
with
> > him and he's probably thinking of a way to turn the tables and try
to
> > piss me off....Ain't it grand fun? <grin>
>
> More of your standard one trick pony bullshit.
oops you loose...geeze you guys come home pissed off from the DZ and
loose right off the gun....wassamatter couldn't get a grip this
weekend?
> The bullshit only makes you look better in your own mind.
And you would be wrong, it makes me f e e l beter cuz it rattles your
small world
> This is why you are a never was. You probably even sucked as a truck
driver.
And your wrong again, I was a dock foreman when my health forced a
medical retirement-----haddn't driven a truck in at least 8 or 10
years- no wonder you blow the formations and get benched then come home
pissed every Sunday....ya just ain't got all yer shit in one bag kid.
0~;-*
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
>Mike Spurgeon wrote:
>> Jerry K. wrote:
>>
>> > I'm guessing he's just disappointed. You stepped in it - he gave
>you
>> > a leg up over it and all you could do in response was call him
>names.
>>
>> What he said...
>
>I didn't need a out,
Yeah, well - you got one anyway. You were serving the rhetoric and
floundering about rackets despite the huge differences between the
1800 numbers - accomplishing little except to convince upon any reader
the idea (and fact) that you were wrong, a slave to the rhetoric, and
confused. Mike threw you a rope and you promptly hung yourself with
it
>yawl just kin't stay up with where I'm going with
>any one thought.
Crap - you're so predictable I would think that many, if not all
people who might have read even as little as a couple of your psts
could predict where you were going with it - I mean, experience has
shown that avenues where you go "with any one thought" are so limited
to almost be considered preordained.
>Can understand Mike, he's a old JM and they tend to be
>detail orientated & often fixate..
What, you saying younger JM's tend to be not detail oriented and are
short in keeping attention? What's clear here is you could take two
JM's, one old and one younger, and both demonstrating the exact level
of detail orientation and attention to the subject and while you would
laud one for detail orientation & and subject discipline, you would at
the very same time castigate the other for being anal and
single-minded. You're just a hypocrite and a slave to your
self-affirming rhetoric.
>.but the no grip kid? Nah, he's just
>another young dumbass down in the city, unable to think beyond his
>small dick.
Interesting that you take the time to think about it, nevermind
imagining its scale. Puts a whole new spin on the concept of Poke
County.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
>bigjim wrote:
>> > Yo Lucky, thanks for drawing the old Lodi buzzard out in the open
>so I
>> > cud peck at his tail feathers. ;-* Unkle Snuffy
>>
>> Oh yeah, you really pecked a lot of feathers, flat out kicked Mike's
>ass.
>>
>> Reality is..., up near the top of this tread I said, "This is a good
>> illustration of what a dingleberry idiot that you are." I looks like
>you
>> have managed to demonstrate it to your last known supporter. Good
>job,
>> dingleberry.
>
>The things you weak bastards down in the city live and die for, mean
>little to me,
What a coincidence - the things you live and die for on the newsgroup
mean little to me, either.
>I got a rifle, shotgun, sixgun, skinning knife and two
>black mouth curs plus the smoke house, garden, fish pond and creek are
>all within 75 yards away- wow miles and miles of firewood on top of
>everything else...
Heheh - sounds like quite the spread but you forgot to mention the
rusticky satellite tv and internet connection with isp. Let's see...
ten jumps yesterday, nine today.
>if Mike cain't take a hooraying so be it, won't be
>the end of my backwoods world....you and the other youngsters are the
>only ones bitching as far as I can see...
Which isn't far, your sight penned in, as it is by that self-affirming
rhetoric.
>Were from about the same
>generation, he and I....He might be tougher emotionally than you
>think---he's a thinker I know that, if he's pissed at all its probably
>because I upset his Republican expectations...
Naw, like I said, I doubt if he's pissed - more relevant things in the
world to get pissed about. Disappointed is what I'm thinking.
Probably a little surprised you'd be stepping on your dick with such
fervour and determination.
>he was kinda pissed at me
>for supporting Kerry in the National elections....
Oh yeah - him clueing you in to the differences between the two 1800
numbers as rooted in political affiliation and/or support bad feelings
left over from an election 5-6 months ago. Nope, not pissed - I
think he's just been playing it straight with you - telling you you're
full of shit and fucking up when you clearly and evidenally are.
>I got yards of e-mail
>from ole cranky pants over that shit you wudda thought I was a damn
>traitor or something for exercising my right to vote for whom I
>pleased...
Nevermind his earnest effort to help you out when you were getting
shit wrong and pissing on your shoes, post after post.
> speak for yourself ya south beach fag,
Don't worry Jinnie - your Poke County fag status I'm sure will remain
a benchmark for years to come when it comes down to hurling the fag
moniker at people you do not know and have never met.
>Mike can damn well
>speak up for hisself and he has in the past when I drug him into the
>pig wrestling contests.
Sure he can - you just haven't really appreciated what he's had to
say, lately. You pitched a hissy fit and started slingling names
around. Like someone stole your makeup or something.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
Mike Spurgeon wrote:
>
> You read that wrong, also. I don't get 'pissed' at anyone for voting
> for anyone.
>
> I sent you a couple URLs to read up a bit. I believe you said you
> weren't interested in learning enough to change your mind.
Wuzzn't gonna change my mind, the dishonorable way those SWIFT boat
Veterans NONE OF WHICH WERE ON HIS CREW AND MOST WERE OFFICERS were
acting were just as bad as Kerrys anti-war bullshit only more recent.
I've been on the river, ya kin't tell whats going on around the next
bend except its a fight going down and here a bunch of REMF's who spent
most of their tour setting up in DaNang on Staff jobs were trying to
judge his on the spot combat decisions...Seemed kinda queer to
me...many of the people who approved his decorations 35 years ago all
of a suden decide he didn't deserve them right before the Election.
People like that don't realize when they run one mans medals down their
devaluing all of them----sick sick---sick, the M'fers artta join the
USPA if they plan on being full blown assholes aqnd stabbing people in
the back ;->
>
> > so speak for yourself ya south beach fag, Mike can damn well
> > speak up for hisself and he has in the past when I drug him into
the
> > pig wrestling contests. ;-Pfffft
>
> You're being an idiot.
>
~See what did I tell yawl ROLF
the unknown flailer
Jerry K. wrote:
> On 23 Apr 2005 18:19:13 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
>
> >I got a rifle, shotgun, sixgun, skinning knife and two
> >black mouth curs plus the smoke house, garden, fish pond and creek
are
> >all within 75 yards away- wow miles and miles of firewood on top of
> >everything else...
>
> Heheh - sounds like quite the spread but you forgot to mention the
> rusticky satellite tv and internet connection with isp.
HELL YEAH and I have 250 fallons of propane, solar power and a
generator back up if the power fails. You thought I planned on doing
without my comfort?...BTW I have two 300 lb hogs and one deer dressed
out and hung in the smoke house plus a whole slew of shit we canned out
of the garden last year...have a hand crank ice cream machine also---I
plan on eating high on the hog to it looks like....Ain't lived this
long being unprepared boy ;-*
bigjim
> small world
Right, all the electrons that you hurl at me shake me to the core.
the unknown flailer
Nah, you'e already a seriously unhappy person, if etting your knee's in
the breeze don't make you happy you got a problem boy....bet you drag a
lotta people down around the DZ, Ya artta git out of the city or yer
gonna grow up cranky ;)P
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Simply that you weren't unable to understand or even discern the huge
and myriad differences between the two seperate entities that are
1800skydive and 1800skyride. That and when someone helpfully gives
you a leg up hoping to nudge you into understanding you essentially
spit in that person's eye. And you're an enormous dingleberry - but
you've been shouting that out for a good, long time now.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
>Jerry K. wrote:
>> On 23 Apr 2005 18:19:13 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
>> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>> >I got a rifle, shotgun, sixgun, skinning knife and two
>> >black mouth curs plus the smoke house, garden, fish pond and creek
>are
>> >all within 75 yards away- wow miles and miles of firewood on top of
>> >everything else...
>>
>> Heheh - sounds like quite the spread but you forgot to mention the
>> rusticky satellite tv and internet connection with isp.
>
>HELL YEAH and I have 250 fallons of propane, solar power and a
>generator back up if the power fails. You thought I planned on doing
>without my comfort?...
You making plans for anything is too big a pill to swallow, so no - I
don't think you ever had plans of doing without comfort - how's it go?
A country-boy can survive...as long as he doesn't plan on doing
without his comfort.
>BTW I have two 300 lb hogs and one deer dressed
>out and hung in the smoke house plus a whole slew of shit we canned out
>of the garden last year...have a hand crank ice cream machine also---I
>plan on eating high on the hog to it looks like....Ain't lived this
>long being unprepared boy
Hell, just keep away from altitude and runways and I think you'll be
set.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
Jerry K. wrote:
> On 24 Apr 2005 20:38:02 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >Jerry K. wrote:
> >> On 23 Apr 2005 18:19:13 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> >> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >> >I got a rifle, shotgun, sixgun, skinning knife and two
> >> >black mouth curs plus the smoke house, garden, fish pond and
creek
> >are
> >> >all within 75 yards away- wow miles and miles of firewood on top
of
> >> >everything else...
> >>
> >> Heheh - sounds like quite the spread but you forgot to mention the
> >> rusticky satellite tv and internet connection with isp.
> >
> >HELL YEAH and I have 250 fallons of propane, solar power and a
> >generator back up if the power fails. You thought I planned on doing
> >without my comfort?...
> A country-boy can survive...as long as he doesn't plan on doing
> without his comfort.
I'm like a old stud war horse, been rode hard and put up wet to many
times,
now I'm retired to live out the rest of my life in realitive
comfort...Course I'm still around to hand out wisdom and do satire for
the egoridden city twinks.
>
> >BTW I have two 300 lb hogs and one deer dressed
> >out and hung in the smoke house plus a whole slew of shit we canned
out
> >of the garden last year...have a hand crank ice cream machine
also---I
> >plan on eating high on the hog to it looks like....Ain't lived this
> >long being unprepared boy
>
> Hell, just keep away from altitude and runways and I think you'll be
> set.
>
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk
Just the wong place, time & wind conditions was all, with the right rig
I cud stick one in the grass where my old wore out butt belongs----of
course my Primary Physician disagree's. Sez he's going to have me
committed next time they roll me in to a hospital on a gurney for
pulling dumb stunts. What the hell does he know----DAMN WUFFO what does
he know? Worse than you tight assed young cityboy skydivers. pussys.
BTW u better calm down boy, yer gonna have nut and his woman skurd to
post
smootchie bootchie kid
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Wisdom along the lines of confusing 1800skydive with 1800skyride, by
recent example? Oh, yeah - serious wisdom there. As for satire, the
only satire evident is personal satire regarding your own, self-stated
"wisdom."
>>
>> >BTW I have two 300 lb hogs and one deer dressed
>> >out and hung in the smoke house plus a whole slew of shit we canned
>out
>> >of the garden last year...have a hand crank ice cream machine
>also---I
>> >plan on eating high on the hog to it looks like....Ain't lived this
>> >long being unprepared boy
>>
>> Hell, just keep away from altitude and runways and I think you'll be
>> set.
>>
>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk
>
>Just the wong place, time & wind conditions was all,
Oh, that's all there was, eh? And whose decision and with what
planning was it placing yourself in the wrong place, time, and
conditions?
>with the right rig
>I cud stick one in the grass where my old wore out butt belongs----
The right rig meaning one you were capable of steering? Don't
remember hearing about anyone holding a gun to your head and making
you strap that wrong rig on.
>of
>course my Primary Physician disagree's.
Hell, any skydiver with more than a jump or two would disagree - you
gotta be capable of steering in order to steer.
>Sez he's going to have me
>committed next time they roll me in to a hospital on a gurney for
>pulling dumb stunts.
Not bad - even a whuffo was able to take the circumstances and think
it through.
>What the hell does he know----DAMN WUFFO what does
>he know? Worse than you tight assed young cityboy skydivers. pussys.
Hmmm - maybe he knew that it pays to first on the ground confirm the
physical ability to steer before testing the assumption in the air.
>
>BTW u better calm down boy, yer gonna have nut and his woman skurd to
>post
I think they or anyone could hardly give a shit about what I post but
you seem awful excited about your opulant (and quite citified)
"country" comforts.
...bsrp
...jlk
bigjim
> Nah, you'e already a seriously unhappy person, if etting your knee's in
> the breeze don't make you happy you got a problem boy....bet you drag a
> lotta people down around the DZ, Ya artta git out of the city or yer
> gonna grow up cranky ;)P
You know no more about my level of happiness than you do about 1-800-Sky****
or density altitude or anything else for that matter. You would lose your
bet. Care to put your money where your mouth is? You can bet on this though,
if decide that I need advice on where to live, I will seek that advice from
someone that is a whole lot less pathetic than you are.
bigjim
times,>>
Finally, a little truth inadvertently leaks out - too many instructors on
too many bunks
Jerry K.
wrote:
He knows his name is, "Hiney."
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Perch? Naw, you're more of a flounder - both noun and verb - cause of
your habit of flapping out of the tidal mud and getting gigged.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
And you would be one of the minnows mentioned, the fancy little minner
with bootys and bug out eyes lurking the school cuz ya kin't git in
<snerk>
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Naw, more like a flying fish but hell, a simple mullet leaping out of
the water is a flying fish compared to that 2 dimensional flounder
hiding himself in the muck. But then - maybe I was wrong about you
being a flounder - they're good eating so that eliminates that -
substitute remora - you know - sucker fish. Clown fish works in name
but they're not generally known to give the impression of having been
dipped from head to toe in brown. Sucker it is and if you don't like
sucking than the only other fish left for you is that puffed up one
which does the blowing.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
You calling Mike a Mullet now? I kinda like that flounder discription
of me, Kinda describes my first 100 jumps or so------Always low,
flattened out, making big and looking up at the formation. Man I was
never so glad as when they put me on front front float in the base for
those 20 ways, all I had to worry about then was falling out on the
first transition, talk about developing quick hands, if a banty ass
docked on either side of me building the base...I'd slap them plum to
the next county on the primary transition...Remember on the dirt dives
all the 150/175 pound midgets would try to move away from me....The
person keying would stress "remember the color of the jumpsuits on each
side of you....the midgets had mine memorized:
"Blue and Gold, oh shit I want up front or at least two slots over!"
and I'd go like "Come here you young fag, I'll let you smell my
armpit!"
then grab them in a choke hold and the orginizer would go "WHAT THE
HELL IS GOING ON BACK THERE, CUT OUT THE GRAB ASS!" 0~;->
~man, I lived for that shit~
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Naw, he's a skydiver. Animals as metaphors for a person is your
lameass idea
>I kinda like that flounder discription
>of me, Kinda describes my first 100 jumps or so------Always low,
>flattened out, making big and looking up at the formation.
Getting gigged whenever the light of reality bounced off your eyes as
you flapped in shallow mud...
>Man I was
>never so glad as when they put me on front front float in the base for
>those 20 ways, all I had to worry about then was falling out on the
>first transition, talk about developing quick hands, if a banty ass
>docked on either side of me building the base...I'd slap them plum to
>the next county on the primary transition...Remember on the dirt dives
>all the 150/175 pound midgets would try to move away from me....The
>person keying would stress "remember the color of the jumpsuits on each
>side of you....the midgets had mine memorized:
>"Blue and Gold, oh shit I want up front or at least two slots over!"
I'm sure one or two complimented you on your fancy suit before they
rearranged themselves over to a less demanding slot.
>and I'd go like "Come here you young fag, I'll let you smell my
>armpit!"
Learned that one on your instructor's bunk, I take it?
>then grab them in a choke hold and the orginizer would go "WHAT THE
>HELL IS GOING ON BACK THERE, CUT OUT THE GRAB ASS!" 0~;->
> ~man, I lived for that shit~
I'll bet - sure beats skydiving, eh?
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHAZAM
Jerry K. wrote:
> On 26 Apr 2005 19:11:00 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >Jerry K. wrote:
> >> On 24 Apr 2005 17:54:14 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> >> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >C A T F I S H
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Mike Spurgeon wrote:
> >> >> the unknown flailer wrote:
> >> ...bsrp
> >> ...jlk
<<<<<<<<<<Snip for brevity>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >
> >And you would be one of the minnows mentioned, the fancy little
minner
> >with bootys and bug out eyes lurking the school cuz ya kin't git in
> > <snerk>
>
>
> Naw, more like a flying fish but hell, a simple mullet leaping out of
> the water is a flying fish
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk
And there it is folks, Jerry K. just called Lodi Mike a Mullet
Yahoooooooooooo 0~;)
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
> M U L L E T
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHAZAM
>
>Jerry K. wrote:
>> On 26 Apr 2005 19:11:00 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
>> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Jerry K. wrote:
>> >> On 24 Apr 2005 17:54:14 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
>> >> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >C A T F I S H
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >Mike Spurgeon wrote:
>> >> >> the unknown flailer wrote:
> > >> ...bsrp
>> >> ...jlk
>
>
><<<<<<<<<<Snip for brevity>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Be honest - you mean snipped for lack of an answer.
>> >
>> >And you would be one of the minnows mentioned, the fancy little
>minner
>> >with bootys and bug out eyes lurking the school cuz ya kin't git in
>> > <snerk>
>>
>>
>> Naw, more like a flying fish but hell, a simple mullet leaping out of
>> the water is a flying fish
>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk
>
>And there it is folks, Jerry K. just called Lodi Mike a Mullet
Oh yeah - only after you pegged him as a minnow. No, wait - you said,
"...you would be one of the minnows...," meaning me it seems and I
responded, "Naw, more like a flying fish compared to that 2
dimensional flounder hiding himself in the muck," -don't see anywhere
where Mike comes in ichtiologically speaking. And there it is folks,
Jinnie floundering for more straws - this time apparently in a lameass
gambit to drag Mike into the current stupid line of "philosophy," and
somehow deny the flounder-gig stuck through the gills.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
> where Mike comes in ichtiologically speaking.
I was calling him a catfish so he was the subject....you butted in as
usual and said since he was still (paraphrase) jumping, he was more
like a mullet BWAAAAAAAP HAHAHAHAHA way to go kid 0~;-*
- this time apparently in a lameass
> gambit to drag Mike into the current stupid line of "philosophy," and
> somehow deny the flounder-gig stuck through the gills.
>
> ...bsrp
> ...jlk
He's screwed blued and tatooed as we used to say of the FMF Jarheads on
their first westpac cruise cuz I insist he be kept in the frying pan.
Thanks for the help kid...btw whats this "there it is folks?" We are in
everybodys kill file except Mikes, he has to see if were boning him or
not
Its a old skydiver thing don't you see? ROFL
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
No, you're not paying attention. The exchange:
>>>>>And you would be one of the minnows mentioned, the fancy little minner
>>>>>with bootys and bug out eyes lurking the school cuz ya kin't git in
>>>>> <snerk>
>>>>Naw, more like a flying fish but hell, a simple mullet leaping out of
>>>>the water is a flying fish compared to that 2 dimensional flounder
>>>>hiding himself in the muck.
-Unless you're calling Mike a "fancy minnow," mullet-face?
>
> - this time apparently in a lameass
>> gambit to drag Mike into the current stupid line of "philosophy," and
>> somehow deny the flounder-gig stuck through the gills.
>>
>> ...bsrp
>> ...jlk
>
>
>He's screwed blued and tatooed as we used to say of the FMF Jarheads on
>their first westpac cruise cuz I insist he be kept in the frying pan.
Riiiiiiiiight - you flounder around and reference some people as fish
- he can't handle that, eh? Whatever will he do? You insist? Heh -
you probably got your hands on your hips and are leaning forwards like
some irate chick.
>Thanks for the help kid...btw whats this "there it is folks?" We are in
>everybodys kill file except Mikes, he has to see if were boning him or
>not
>Its a old skydiver thing don't you see?
The "there it is folks," was merely an echo of your previous "there it
is folks..." - which does little to explain why you would say that if,
as you say now, "We are in everybodys kill-file except Mikes."
As for " if were boning him or not," -what you mean "we? You're the
one dropping his name and working the angle that somehow he is being
"boned."
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
Jerry K. wrote:
> On 27 Apr 2005 18:38:41 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >Jerry K. wrote:
> >> On 27 Apr 2005 03:46:41 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> >> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> > M U L L E T
> >> > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHAZAM
> >> ><<<<<<<<<<Snip for brevity>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>
> >> Be honest - you mean snipped for lack of an answer.
Nah, the Mullet can go over to UK Skydiving and snipe at them for a
while
You called him a mullet did you not?
> No, you're not paying attention. The exchange:
>Mike is a "fancy minnow," mullet-face.
>JLK
Mikes a fancy man? YIKES
OK you called it, you log it kid ;-*
the unknown flailer
luckyj...@aol.com wrote:
> pappy/uncle snuff u would be proud > liv 2 luv
> luv 2 liv
> lucky summooo1
Damn sure am, you really started some shit girl....Ya got Gay boys
from Texas to Florida stirred up! <evil grin>
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
You're not from Texas...or Florida.
...bsrp
...jlk
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
>Jerry K. wrote:
>> On 27 Apr 2005 18:38:41 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
>> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Jerry K. wrote:
>> >> On 27 Apr 2005 03:46:41 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
>> >> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > M U L L E T
>> >> > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHAZAM
> > >> >> >> >Mike Spurgeon wrote:
>> >> ><<<<<<<<<<Snip for brevity>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>
>> >> Be honest - you mean snipped for lack of an answer.
>> >> >> ...jlk
>
>Nah, the Mullet can go over to UK Skydiving and snipe at them for a
>while
>You called him a mullet did you not?
Not.
>
>> No, you're not paying attention. The exchange:
>>Mike is a "fancy minnow," mullet-face.
>>JLK
>
>
> Mikes a fancy man? YIKES
> OK you called it, you log it kid ;-*
Note the quotes, dingleberry. What you said. Pay attention.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
Well apparently we agree he's a fish of some kind, just ain't agreed on
what species.....The Fancy Man shit caught me by surprise I reckon.
0~;->
Jerry K.
<kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
Not surprising since you were the one making with the "fancy"
assignation. As for fish - naw, he's just a skydiver - you're the one
who started working the fish attributes to describe people angle. Try
to keep in mind that people read a post, just because they read
another post later on down the line does not necessarily mean that
what they read before is forgotten - or even gone. But, since you
feel you must peg people as some sort of fish these days - as for Mike
or any other skydver - basically anything significantly further up the
evolutionary scale from a struggling, gigged flounder (resplendant in
blue and gold panties, perhaps - heh) could apply.
...bsrp
...jlk
the unknown flailer
Jerry K. wrote:
> On 28 Apr 2005 18:22:49 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >Jerry K. wrote:
> >> On 28 Apr 2005 06:38:01 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> >> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Jerry K. wrote:
> >> >> On 27 Apr 2005 18:38:41 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> >> >> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Jerry K. wrote:
> >> >> >> On 27 Apr 2005 03:46:41 -0700, "the unknown flailer"
> >> >> >> <kam...@eastex.net> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > M U L L E T
> >> >> >> > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHAZAM
> >> > > >> >> >> >Mike Spurgeon wrote:
> >> >> >> ><<<<<<<<<<Snip for brevity>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Be honest - you mean snipped for lack of an answer.
> >> >> >> >> ...jlk
> >> >>Mike is a "fancy minnow," mullet-face.
> >> >>JLK
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Mikes a fancy man? YIKES
> >> > OK you called it, you log it kid ;-*
> >>
> >> Note the quotes, dingleberry. What you said. Pay attention.
> >>
> >> ...bsrp
> >> ...jlk
> >
> >
> >Well apparently we agree he's a fish of some kind, just ain't agreed
on
> >what species.....The Fancy Man shit caught me by surprise I reckon.
>
> Not surprising since you were the one making with the "fancy"
> assignation. As for fish - naw, he's just a skydiver
No, he's a TM/JM, thats a whore by my book ;)
- you're the one
> who started working the fish attributes to describe people angle. >
...bsrp
> ...jlk
Yeah I spend a lot of time out in the woods and down at the fishing
hole,
having a eye for detail I can see mans attachment to the baser spieces
as per Darwin's theory...Now you and biggyjim? I'd have to switch to
mammals and perhaps use a squirrl for personality comparison <snerk>