HOT WOMEN ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!!
Rod Sundholm
just call 1-800-SNO-SLUT
and you can be hooked up witha beautifull snowboarding date for a day of
fun on the snow
Adena Chernosky
DISCLAIMER!DISCLAIMER!DISCLAIMER!
If you found this message offensive DELETE NOW. DO NOT READ MY
REPLY.... if this type of thing amuses you, press the space bar
until you see more text....
Top ten reasons why snowboarding is better than sex:
1. No matter how drunk you are, the board is always stiff.
2. You and your best friend can swap boards for a change of pace.
3. It doesn't take 3 hours of foreplay to get the snow wet.
4. Boards don't go limp after the first run.
5. No one whines about not wanting to go down on the mountain.
6. No matter how many times you do it, you can always get back up
for one more run.
7. It's always easy to find a screw when you need one.
8. Stopping to take a piss doesn't kill the mood.
9. You can snowboard with someone who's only 14.
10. You don't need proof of your age to buy magazines with pictures
of people snowboarding in them.
(anybody got more of these?)
wait..... a word from our sponsor:
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1 - 800 - SNO - SLUT
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Tired of those flat, boring, conventional rides?
You know, the ones everyone's already done....
call 1 - 800 - sno - slut.
We'll hook you up with someone who knows the ropes -
especially which ones to duck under to find that perfect,
secluded trail - the one you've only seen in your fantasies
and dreams. She'll help you explore new terrain, show you
tricks no one has ever seen before, help you to injure body
parts you didn't even know you used when you ride...
Our girls know exactly where to hide from nosy ski patrol
officers who want to keep you out of the untamed woodsy areas.
They know exactly which crevices and bumps will give you the
most riding pleasure, and they are specially trained in what
techniques to use to keep you going when that avalanche hits.
1 - 800 - SNO - SLUT.
Get off your rocks 'cause we live for huge dumps of
the soft white stuff....
-punk rock sno-slut extraordinaire
Troy B Beck
>Top ten reasons why snowboarding is better than sex:
>1. No matter how drunk you are, the board is always stiff.
>2. You and your best friend can swap boards for a change of pace.
>3. It doesn't take 3 hours of foreplay to get the snow wet.
>4. Boards don't go limp after the first run.
>5. No one whines about not wanting to go down on the mountain.
>6. No matter how many times you do it, you can always get back up
> for one more run.
>7. It's always easy to find a screw when you need one.
>8. Stopping to take a piss doesn't kill the mood.
>9. You can snowboard with someone who's only 14.
>10. You don't need proof of your age to buy magazines with pictures
> of people snowboarding in them.
YES!!! These rule! They're going straight up on my wall!
>(anybody got more of these?)
-- A Snowboard doesn't care if you come home with another board??
-- You can go a whole six months (off season) without seeing your board
and it'll still let you ride it??
There's a couple....
>wait..... a word from our sponsor:
>----------------------------------------
>1 - 800 - SNO - SLUT
>----------------------------------------
>Tired of those flat, boring, conventional rides?
>You know, the ones everyone's already done....
>call 1 - 800 - sno - slut.
>We'll hook you up with someone who knows the ropes -
>especially which ones to duck under to find that perfect,
>secluded trail - the one you've only seen in your fantasies
>and dreams. She'll help you explore new terrain, show you
>tricks no one has ever seen before, help you to injure body
>parts you didn't even know you used when you ride...
>Our girls know exactly where to hide from nosy ski patrol
>officers who want to keep you out of the untamed woodsy areas.
>They know exactly which crevices and bumps will give you the
>most riding pleasure, and they are specially trained in what
>techniques to use to keep you going when that avalanche hits.
>1 - 800 - SNO - SLUT.
>Get off your rocks 'cause we live for huge dumps of
>the soft white stuff....
>-punk rock sno-slut extraordinaire
Oh--oh... That's me!!
I'm the kinda guy that has no friends. I can't even find a prostitute to give
ME the time of day. I bet 1- 800 - SNO - SLUT is just the kind of thing I
need! Nothing like being up to my ass in fluffy white powder buck naked!!
So SNO-SLUT, give me a call back at:
1 - 900 - SNO - DORK.
I know we can have a great time!
punk rock on!
beck
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Rod Sundholm
John Webster
Adena Chernosky wrote:
>
> DISCLAIMER!DISCLAIMER!DISCLAIMER!
>
> If you found this message offensive DELETE NOW. DO NOT READ MY
> REPLY.... if this type of thing amuses you, press the space bar
> until you see more text....
>
> On 12 Sep 1996, Rod Sundholm wrote:
>
> > just call 1-800-SNO-SLUT
> >
> > and you can be hooked up witha beautifull snowboarding date for a day of
> > fun on the snow
> >
Snipped the list, which was mildly offensive, and heavy on the cheez.
Probably better posted to some sex-oriented newsgroup. I don't think
most rec.skiing.snowboard-ers come to this newsgroup for phone sex-type
messages.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
It's bad enough that we get (here and in alt.surfing and
alt.skate-board) cross-posts from Hell. I guess you just have to wade
through a little garbage to get the goods...
Rod, pls. do not take this as a personal attack, if you wrote this. It
just seemed kinda out of place here. (Altho I wouldn't turn down a
beautiful snowboarding date 8^D. Hardy-har!)
Peace out and keep shreddin'!
--John W.
jo...@cpg.com
****Ride sideways always on street, snow & H2O****
John Webster
Michael Sullivan wrote:
>
> >1 - 800 - SNO - SLUT.
> >Get off your rocks 'cause we live for huge dumps of
> >the soft white stuff....
>
> >-punk rock sno-slut extraordinaire
>
> BTW have you heard about the newest chat line... 1-900-SNAG?
> That's 1-900-Sensitive New Age Guys!
How `bout this one? 1-900-SNAG = Snowboarders Not Accepting Garbage. Try
calling that number next time.
> That us! Call us 24 hours a day - our guys will answer the phone even
> an hour before they have to get up for their job in the scented candle
> factory - like, your boyfriend would do that... sheeya!
"Sheeya?" What's that? The latest Pinheads of America password??
Actually, seeeeee ya!!!!
L'8s,
--John W.
jo...@cpg.com
Michael Sullivan
>1 - 800 - SNO - SLUT.
>Get off your rocks 'cause we live for huge dumps of
>the soft white stuff....
>-punk rock sno-slut extraordinaire
That's hilarious! I'm calling today!
BTW have you heard about the newest chat line... 1-900-SNAG?
That's 1-900-Sensitive New Age Guys!
Hey girls need a guy to gripe about your boyfriend to, who won't
get miffed when you go back to him?
Need a guy to give shit to when you're in the depths of PMS?
Or do you just want guy-friends who are sweet but don't care if
you only have sex with total jerks?
That us! Call us 24 hours a day - our guys will answer the phone even
an hour before they have to get up for their job in the scented candle
factory - like, your boyfriend would do that... sheeya!
Break a fingernail? Got a yeast infection? Gots the hots on a womanizing
pagan love-god? We will give comfort, advice and caring!
That's 1-900-SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guys)!
Rod Sundholm
now thats funny!
Rod Sundholm
I WANT EVERY ONE TO KNOW THAT 1-800-SNO-SLUT IS A SCAM!!! dont send your
money and dont call.
OK for reals i only posted my original post because some guy said he
would puke if he ever saw a post that said "Hot Women Are Waiting For
You!" so i posted it and the people that did not read his post did not
see the humor in this. and i am very sor.....yea right it was funny I'll
never be sorry.
-
shaun sundholm!!! PPU...@prodigy.com
sorry loser in need of snow.
Koskenniska Ville
John Webster (jo...@cpg.com) wrote:
: Adena Chernosky wrote:
: >
: > DISCLAIMER!DISCLAIMER!DISCLAIMER!
: >
: > If you found this message offensive DELETE NOW. DO NOT READ MY
: Snipped the list, which was mildly offensive, and heavy on the cheez.
: Probably better posted to some sex-oriented newsgroup. I don't think
: most rec.skiing.snowboard-ers come to this newsgroup for phone sex-type
: messages.
: Correct me if I'm wrong.
first i have to say: I'm not judge here.
but, perhaps this message was somehow offensive but it was about
snowboarding. I really don't read these alt.sex.**** groups and I don't
think this was cross-post that went to these groups also. And further I
think this ng has stayed under its topic pretty good (of course there is
some not-under-topic).
And I think it was really funny. I really appreciate if somebody really do
this kind of list.
so thank you Adena, some of my friends will really enjoy that list. And I
hope somebody in this ng did also.
: It's bad enough that we get (here and in alt.surfing and
: alt.skate-board) cross-posts from Hell. I guess you just have to wade
: through a little garbage to get the goods...
: Rod, pls. do not take this as a personal attack, if you wrote this. It
: just seemed kinda out of place here. (Altho I wouldn't turn down a
: beautiful snowboarding date 8^D. Hardy-har!)
: Peace out and keep shreddin'!
Agree, peace and give us some snow, that we can go shredding.
And this should be considered as no-personal-attack, thanks.
tville
--
Tampere University of Technology---Department of Materials Science
k15...@proffa.cc.tut.fi
"Try not to take things too seriously, because life is a joke anyway"
-Drake Jones
John Webster
Koskenniska Ville wrote:
>
> John Webster (jo...@cpg.com) wrote:
> :
> : Snipped the list, which was mildly offensive, and heavy on the cheez.
> : Probably better posted to some sex-oriented newsgroup. I don't think
> : most rec.skiing.snowboard-ers come to this newsgroup for phone sex-type
> : messages.
>
> : Correct me if I'm wrong.
>
> this kind of list.
>
>
> Agree, peace and give us some snow, that we can go shredding.
> And this should be considered as no-personal-attack, thanks.
>
OK, brothers and sisters, I was duped big time on this one!!!!! Traded a
couple messages with Adena about it, of the "this was all in good fun"
variety.
Teach me to reply to posts when I'm all stressed out at work. I'm
normally quite a lighthearted kinda guy. As I told the shred grrrl, I
can also appreciate jokes about 900 numbers (at times) and get
gutter-mouthed and stinky whenever possible :-))) !
But enough about that, winter's comin' and it's almost time to
RIDE...sno sluts and sno pimps: it's time to wax 'em up and drop in!!!!!
John W.
"Just Don't Call Me Mr. Sensitive (I'll take it as a personal attack
:-)"
jo...@scpg.com
Adena Chernosky
> "Just Don't Call Me Mr. Sensitive (I'll take it as a personal attack
> :-)"
can we call you 'mr. sensitive ponytail man'?
Michael Sullivan
John Webster wrote:
>How `bout this one? 1-900-SNAG = Snowboarders Not Accepting Garbage.
>Try calling that number next time.
Ooooo. Looks like I hit a nerve! Touchy, aren't we?
> > factory - like, your boyfriend would do that... sheeya!
>
> "Sheeya?" What's that? The latest Pinheads of America password??
>
> Actually, seeeeee ya!!!!
No dumb ass, it's sheee-ya (as in an expression of disbelief)
NOT seeeee ya (as in seeeee ya!! shouted at a batter who strikes out).
Man did someone not get their beauty rest today?
John Webster
> > Actually, seeeeee ya!!!!
>
> No dumb ass, it's sheee-ya (as in an expression of disbelief)
> NOT seeeee ya (as in seeeee ya!! shouted at a batter who strikes out).
>
> Man did someone not get their beauty rest today?
Actually, no, I was up for about three days straight, drinking beer and
surfing Hurricane Hortense in RI (not to mentioned getting worked by
waves way bigger than my l'il ol' self could handle...) Sheeya...yeah, I
know the term:-))
Didn't mean to go off on the newsgroup like that...work deadlines,
jonesin' for snow, general irritability...happens sometimes :-((
Let's say the group snow prayer, do the snow dance (this winter's
s'posed to ROCK in New England) and get ready to RRRRIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!
BTW, yr. stuff was pretty funny in retrospect, and I`m feeling much
better now. Musta been biorhythms or something!
--John W.
jo...@cpg.com
Koskenniska Ville
John Webster (jo...@cpg.com) wrote:
: But enough about that, winter's comin' and it's almost time to
: RIDE...sno sluts and sno pimps: it's time to wax 'em up and drop in!!!!!
: John W.
: "Just Don't Call Me Mr. Sensitive (I'll take it as a personal attack
: :-)"
: jo...@scpg.com
: ****Ride sideways always on street, snow & H2O****
Agree with you 100%; I would rather be riding than talking here. But when
I can't ride I rather be here than listening some boring lectures. But now
i can't choose, i have to go to one of those boring lectures.
and John (and everybody else) try not to take too much stress about work.
Little bit stress is always good.
thank you for reading this bullshit again.
John Webster
Koskenniska Ville wrote:
>
> Agree with you 100%; I would rather be riding than talking here. But when
> I can't ride I rather be here than listening some boring lectures. But now
> i can't choose, i have to go to one of those boring lectures.
> and John (and everybody else) try not to take too much stress about work.
> Little bit stress is always good.
> thank you for reading this bullshit again.
> tville
> -
When we can't ride, it's always nice to at least be able to TALK about
riding. While I'm glad to have some stress on the job cuz it keeps me
interested, you're right about not tripping on it. It shouldn't carry
over to other things, like the snowbaord group, or else it's time to
quit your job (something I've done a couple times before :-))
Post your constructive bullshit anytime, tville!
BTW, anyone else think it's a little funny we're still replying to HOT
WOMEN ARE WAITING...? So what are they waiting for!?! ;-)
See ya,
--John W.
jo...@cpg.com
****ride sideways all ways****
Adena Chernosky
> BTW, anyone else think it's a little funny we're still replying to HOT
> WOMEN ARE WAITING...? So what are they waiting for!?! ;-)
we're waiting for you to change the topic!
-adena
punk rock shred grrl
Jennifer Philion
John Webster wrote:
> BTW, anyone else think it's a little funny we're still replying to HOT
> WOMEN ARE WAITING...? So what are they waiting for!?! ;-)
we're waiting for SNOW - just like you!
cleo
Koskenniska Ville
John Webster (jo...@cpg.com) wrote:
: Post your constructive bullshit anytime, tville!
always if I have reason for it. and I don't need good reasons ...heh.
: BTW, anyone else think it's a little funny we're still replying to HOT
: WOMEN ARE WAITING...? So what are they waiting for!?! ;-)
In many cases we're not talking under topic. This post really don't have
anything to do with HOT WOMEN ARE WAITING FOR YOU. So please kill this
thread, now
: See ya,
see you under some other thread and thank you for another "constructive
bullshit" ...heh
: ****ride sideways all ways****
That above sentence is best thing I have heard for long time.
thank you John.
John Webster
Adena Chernosky wrote:
>
> > BTW, anyone else think it's a little funny we're still replying to HOT
> > WOMEN ARE WAITING...? So what are they waiting for!?! ;-)
>
>
> -adena
> punk rock shred grrl
Hey, I didn't post it in the first place ;-O !!
New topic: Has anyone here in the northeast heard about the decreased
tix prices now that this Les Otten fat cat bought S-K-I and it's five
mountains? Now they`re American Ski (cough, cough!) Company, or
something (correct me if I'm wrong) and I read somewhere that they might
be reducing a lot of tix prices at Killington, Sunday River, Sugarloaf,
etc. They own like 3/4 of the NE mtns. now (and I think some out West,
too), and while it's unfortunate that, like everything else, the indy
guys are getting bought out by the corporate giants, in the case of lift
prices, we may all benefit from this one.
Still not to cool that everything's being bought out, tho.
Crazzzzzzzzzy L'8s,
--John W.
jo...@cpg.com
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