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Two Buddha

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May 5, 2006, 6:39:09 PM5/5/06
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Damn. Might have to sneak up next week.
I'd be delighted to meet up with any of the regulars here for a
conversation.
A very short conversation, of course.
In the meantime, would somebody remind me to use sunscreen on my forehead?
I thought I had enough base tan after so many days at altitude this winter.
But I forgot that I had skied with my helmet on the whole year. Too warm,
let the wind breeze through my hair for the first time, and three days later
my forehead flaked off. Nothing with the nose or ears or any other normal
trouble spots.


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Olaf Timandahaff

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May 5, 2006, 10:42:30 PM5/5/06
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On Fri, 05 May 2006 15:39:09 -0700, Two Buddha wrote:
[Bullshit posturing clipt]

> But I forgot that I had skied with my helmet on the whole year.
>

WTF do you need with a helmet, Melon-Head?

Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 1:31:57 AM5/6/06
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"Olaf Timandahaff" <timan...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 05 May 2006 15:39:09 -0700, Two Buddha wrote:
> [Bullshit posturing clipt]

Posturing? Bullshit? You sure are a jealous little fuckhead, ain't ya?
Wanna meet me at Whistler?
Of course not. That would take balls. You may be insane, but you aren't
stupid.


>
>> But I forgot that I had skied with my helmet on the whole year.
>>
> WTF do you need with a helmet, Melon-Head?

Never know when one of you sick fucks who have threatened my life will sneak
up on me. You wouldn't have the nads to approach me while letting me know
you were coming.
Fuck yourself, freak.


Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 2:40:12 AM5/6/06
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In article <1146893...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
"Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:

When you invite people to arrange a meet, you lose the ability to claim
that you feel threatened by them...

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling 4 feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect
if you sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

Olaf Timandahaff

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May 6, 2006, 2:50:53 AM5/6/06
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On Fri, 05 May 2006 22:31:57 -0700, Two Buddha wrote:
> "Olaf Timandahaff" <timan...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:pan.2006.05.06....@gmail.com...
>> On Fri, 05 May 2006 15:39:09 -0700, Two Buddha wrote:
>> [Bullshit posturing clipt]
>
> Posturing? Bullshit? You sure are a jealous little fuckhead, ain't ya?
> Wanna meet me at Whistler?
> Of course not. That would take balls. You may be insane, but you aren't
> stupid.

I'm still gonna move to Alberta or BC, you radge lo0n.
When I get out there, I'll send you my addy, no problems.


>>
>>> But I forgot that I had skied with my helmet on the whole year.
>>>
>> WTF do you need with a helmet, Melon-Head?
>
> Never know when one of you sick fucks who have threatened my life will sneak
> up on me. You wouldn't have the nads to approach me while letting me know
> you were coming.
> Fuck yourself, freak.

Wow.

[I think you can stand down now, sp0ck]

Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 1:46:31 PM5/6/06
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"Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
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> In article <1146893...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
> "Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> "Olaf Timandahaff" <timan...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:pan.2006.05.06....@gmail.com...
>> > On Fri, 05 May 2006 15:39:09 -0700, Two Buddha wrote:
>> > [Bullshit posturing clipt]
>>
>> Posturing? Bullshit? You sure are a jealous little fuckhead, ain't ya?
>> Wanna meet me at Whistler?
>> Of course not. That would take balls. You may be insane, but you aren't
>> stupid.
>> >
>> >> But I forgot that I had skied with my helmet on the whole year.
>> >>
>> > WTF do you need with a helmet, Melon-Head?
>>
>> Never know when one of you sick fucks who have threatened my life will
>> sneak
>> up on me. You wouldn't have the nads to approach me while letting me
>> know
>> you were coming.
>> Fuck yourself, freak.
>
> When you invite people to arrange a meet, you lose the ability to claim
> that you feel threatened by them...

Typical rationalization of a stalking crimina.
One thing for sure.
I don't feel threatened by anything this sick freak is likely to do if I see
him coming.
But I sure do feel threatened by the illegal criminal conspiracy that has
threatened my life and continues to stalk me while staying in hiding.
The felonies, the real world harassment, the threats to families and
friends.

Information tower at Whistler. Wednesday. Noon. Bluff called, you
deranged wacko.


Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 1:48:11 PM5/6/06
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"Olaf Timandahaff" <timan...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 05 May 2006 22:31:57 -0700, Two Buddha wrote:
>> "Olaf Timandahaff" <timan...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:pan.2006.05.06....@gmail.com...
>>> On Fri, 05 May 2006 15:39:09 -0700, Two Buddha wrote:
>>> [Bullshit posturing clipt]
>>
>> Posturing? Bullshit? You sure are a jealous little fuckhead, ain't ya?
>> Wanna meet me at Whistler?
>> Of course not. That would take balls. You may be insane, but you aren't
>> stupid.
>
> I'm still gonna move to Alberta or BC, you radge lo0n.
> When I get out there, I'll send you my addy, no problems.

Real name and verifiable address now. And I will visit you, no problems.
Bluff called.
Caught lying again. What's new?


>>>
>>>> But I forgot that I had skied with my helmet on the whole year.
>>>>
>>> WTF do you need with a helmet, Melon-Head?
>>
>> Never know when one of you sick fucks who have threatened my life will
>> sneak
>> up on me. You wouldn't have the nads to approach me while letting me
>> know
>> you were coming.
>> Fuck yourself, freak.
>
> Wow.
>
> [I think you can stand down now, sp0ck]

Fuck yourself, freak.


Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 3:14:42 PM5/6/06
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In article <1146937...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
"Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:

So you're inviting me, right?

Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 3:28:25 PM5/6/06
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In article <1146937...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
"Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> "Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
> news:alangbaker-6F0D2...@news.telus.net...
> > In article <1146893...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
> > "Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> "Olaf Timandahaff" <timan...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> news:pan.2006.05.06....@gmail.com...
> >> > On Fri, 05 May 2006 15:39:09 -0700, Two Buddha wrote:
> >> > [Bullshit posturing clipt]
> >>
> >> Posturing? Bullshit? You sure are a jealous little fuckhead, ain't ya?
> >> Wanna meet me at Whistler?
> >> Of course not. That would take balls. You may be insane, but you aren't
> >> stupid.
> >> >
> >> >> But I forgot that I had skied with my helmet on the whole year.
> >> >>
> >> > WTF do you need with a helmet, Melon-Head?
> >>
> >> Never know when one of you sick fucks who have threatened my life will
> >> sneak
> >> up on me. You wouldn't have the nads to approach me while letting me
> >> know
> >> you were coming.
> >> Fuck yourself, freak.
> >
> > When you invite people to arrange a meet, you lose the ability to claim
> > that you feel threatened by them...
>
> Typical rationalization of a stalking crimina.

And I forgot to ask, what are my crimes again?

Are you accusing me of something specific?

> One thing for sure.
> I don't feel threatened by anything this sick freak is likely to do if I see
> him coming.
> But I sure do feel threatened by the illegal criminal conspiracy that has
> threatened my life and continues to stalk me while staying in hiding.

And yet you continue to invite them to come and meet with you.
Interesting dichotomy there...

> The felonies, the real world harassment, the threats to families and
> friends.
>
> Information tower at Whistler. Wednesday. Noon. Bluff called, you
> deranged wacko.

--

Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 3:30:10 PM5/6/06
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"Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
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Challenging you to back up your bullshit, freak. Remember, you are part of
a criminal conspiracy of real life harassment that has repeatedly threatened
my life. I shall act accordingly.
Bluff Called, you deranged wacko.

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Two Buddha

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Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 3:34:09 PM5/6/06
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In article <1146943...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
"Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Are you inviting me to come and meet you at the information tower at
Whistler on Wednesday, May 10? Yes or no.

Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 3:35:57 PM5/6/06
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"Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
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Bluff called, you deranged freak. Be there and be treated accordingly.
There will be witnesses. A photographer. He'll bring a video camera.
Remember, you are a criminal who has participated in a real life campaign of
threats and harassment, and will be treated accordingly.
Bluff called, you deranged freak.
Stop playing your sick games. Show up and spew your shit in person.

Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 3:41:03 PM5/6/06
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Good god. You don't have the balls to come out and say you've extended
the invitation for me to meet you...

But alright, I'll be there.

Here's a picture of me, although I'll be returning the ski school jacket
to Cypress when I go up there on Monday or Tuesday to pick up my gear.

<http://www3.telus.net/bakermedia/AtPlay-Pages/Image2.html>

So, where precisely are you inviting me to meet you?

Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 3:42:59 PM5/6/06
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"Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
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Good God, you are so fucking insane...

> But alright, I'll be there.

Bullshit.


>
> Here's a picture of me, although I'll be returning the ski school jacket
> to Cypress when I go up there on Monday or Tuesday to pick up my gear.
>
> <http://www3.telus.net/bakermedia/AtPlay-Pages/Image2.html>
>
> So, where precisely are you inviting me to meet you?

You don't know where the information tower is at Whistler? What utter crap.
What a lying coward!


Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 3:43:57 PM5/6/06
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"Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
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Looks like you took a picture of a bitch...complete with tits and hair. Are
you a woman? Sure looks like it.


Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 3:46:14 PM5/6/06
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In article <1146944...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
"Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Nope. I'd rather meet at the bottom because I'm really only coming to
call your bluff. I'll be bringing a video camera.

> >
> > Here's a picture of me, although I'll be returning the ski school jacket
> > to Cypress when I go up there on Monday or Tuesday to pick up my gear.
> >
> > <http://www3.telus.net/bakermedia/AtPlay-Pages/Image2.html>
> >
> > So, where precisely are you inviting me to meet you?
>
> You don't know where the information tower is at Whistler? What utter crap.
> What a lying coward!

No, I don't recall. I meant to get up to Whistler this year, but I
didn't. Too many days skiing for free at Cypress.

But since you want to ensure that you can show me up, be specific. Or
are you trying to weasel out of it?

Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 3:48:40 PM5/6/06
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In article <1146944...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
"Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:

LOL

Is that suppose to be an insult? Because, like everything else in your
life, you failed... ...miserably.

<http://www3.telus.net/bakermedia/AtPlay.html>

Hank Sniadoch

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May 6, 2006, 4:55:12 PM5/6/06
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Two asshole again.

Hank Sniadoch

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May 6, 2006, 4:55:33 PM5/6/06
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Meet me at the sewer where you live.

Hank Sniadoch

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May 6, 2006, 4:55:58 PM5/6/06
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You're an asshole two asshole.

Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 5:07:00 PM5/6/06
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In article <9387g.121$oa1...@news02.roc.ny>,
Hank Sniadoch <snia...@frontiernet.net> wrote:

I think you misdirected this comment....

lal_truckee

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May 6, 2006, 6:08:30 PM5/6/06
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Alan Baker wrote:
>
>
> Here's a picture of me, although I'll be returning the ski school jacket
> to Cypress when I go up there on Monday or Tuesday to pick up my gear.
>
> <http://www3.telus.net/bakermedia/AtPlay-Pages/Image2.html>

This one is better
<http://www3.telus.net/bakermedia/AtPlay-Pages/Image3.html>

Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 6:16:19 PM5/6/06
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In article <y797g.12012$Lm5....@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com>,
lal_truckee <lal_t...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Actually, if you want to make value judgments, I like this one:

<http://www3.telus.net/bakermedia/AtPlay-Pages/Image0.html>

Taken at the top of Mt. Baker. <g>

Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 7:02:24 PM5/6/06
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Still looks like a bitch to me.


>
> Is that suppose to be an insult? Because, like everything else in your
> life, you failed... ...miserably.

Sounds like a bitch, too.
Tell you what, freak.
Show up and threaten my life. Accuse me of molesting children. Make a sick
joke about child rape.
People who are miserable failures at being people do that. People like you.


Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 7:03:32 PM5/6/06
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Sounds to me like YOU are trying to weasel out of it. You have stated on
scores of occasions that you are a Whistler regular. The information tower
has been there for thirty some years.
Bluff called, freak.
Run your sick ass off.


Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 7:06:21 PM5/6/06
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One sick stalking freak being friendly with another pathological liar.
No surprise this gutless asshole didn't have a comment on a far better photo
of me flipping rsa the bird.
I'd LOVE to meet Lloyd in person. One thing for sure: he'd never have the
balls to say to my face what he's said here.

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Two Buddha

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May 6, 2006, 7:07:20 PM5/6/06
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"Hank Sniadoch" <snia...@frontiernet.net> wrote in message
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You know where I live. You freaks have posted the address often
enough.....lately in response to a freak who talked about shooting me.
Come get some, coward.


Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 7:20:47 PM5/6/06
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In article <1146956...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
"Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Whatever. Then I guess you can be out-skied by a "bitch".

LOL

> >
> > Is that suppose to be an insult? Because, like everything else in your
> > life, you failed... ...miserably.
>
> Sounds like a bitch, too.
> Tell you what, freak.
> Show up and threaten my life.

I've never done that before. Why should I do it now?

> Accuse me of molesting children.

I've never done that before. Why should I do it now?

> Make a sick
> joke about child rape.

I've never done that before. Why should I do it now?

> People who are miserable failures at being people do that. People like you.

Sorry, Scotty. I've never done any of those things.

Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 7:22:14 PM5/6/06
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In article <1146956...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
"Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:

I've never stated that. Not so much as once.

> has been there for thirty some years.
> Bluff called, freak.
> Run your sick ass off.

You've "run me off" by refusing to clarify something that would make it
possible for us to meet?

Alan Baker

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May 6, 2006, 7:31:48 PM5/6/06
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In article <1146956...@sp6iad.superfeed.net>,
"Two Buddha" <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Funny how you managed to reply to every message except the one where I
proposed a meeting place known to both of us...

Olaf Timandahaff

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May 6, 2006, 9:20:21 PM5/6/06
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Do you have your helmet cocked at a rakish angle when you say these things?

Richard Henry

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May 7, 2006, 5:54:37 PM5/7/06
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"Alan Baker" <alang...@telus.net> wrote in message
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Don't turn your back, Scott. He's a hockey player.

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