Handmade boot warmers!

[The Real Bev]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/bashley1000/20120511-145940.jpg

--
Cheers, Bev
=============================================
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

[Bob F]

The Real Bev wrote:
> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/bashley1000/20120511-145940.jpg

She's invented socks!!!!

[Horva...@net.net]

On Sat, 12 May 2012 21:10:01 -0700, "Bob F" <bobn...@gmail.com>
wrote this crap:

>The Real Bev wrote:
>She's invented socks!!!!
>

No she didn't. In my country they've had socks for centuries. I
remember in Boston they have Red Sox.

Vote for Romney. Repeal the nightmares.

[The Real Bev]

Filled with 1.5 pounds of rice each. Maybe I should post them on Etsy.
Or Regretsy.

--
Cheers, Bev
--------------------------------------------
The stone age didn't end for lack of stones.
-- Troy the Troll

[Bob F]

The Real Bev wrote:
> On 05/12/2012 09:10 PM, Bob F wrote:
>
>> The Real Bev wrote:
>>> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/bashley1000/20120511-145940.jpg
>>
>> She's invented socks!!!!
>
> Filled with 1.5 pounds of rice each. Maybe I should post them on
> Etsy. Or Regretsy.

So, can you use them to re-fit boots?

[lal_truckee]

On 5/12/12 7:34 PM, The Real Bev wrote:
> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/bashley1000/20120511-145940.jpg
>

What a cleaver idea -
put your feet in the socks.
put the socks in the boots.
exercise.
the warm foot in the sock in the boot warms the boot.
patent!

[The Real Bev]

On 05/12/2012 11:49 PM, Bob F wrote:

> The Real Bev wrote:
>> On 05/12/2012 09:10 PM, Bob F wrote:
>>> The Real Bev wrote:
>>>> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/bashley1000/20120511-145940.jpg
>>>
>>> She's invented socks!!!!

Somebody had to do it!

>> Filled with 1.5 pounds of rice each. Maybe I should post them on
>> Etsy. Or Regretsy.
>
> So, can you use them to re-fit boots?

You all suck! Here I introduce a negligible-cost handy hint on an
actual ski subject and I get nothing but shit! AND they can be used for
heating pads. Not heavy enough for a sap, though, so you're on your own
against muggers.

The point is to make them easier to get into in the morning. A friend
CAN'T get into hers unless she warms them from home to hill (2 hours in
her case) with similar products or we hold them under the hand dryers
for a couple of cycles, which is a monumental nuisance.

--
Cheers, Bev
----------------------------------
http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

[twobuddha]

On Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:16:23 AM UTC-7, The Real Bev wrote:
> On 05/12/2012 11:49 PM, Bob F wrote:
>
> > The Real Bev wrote:
> >> On 05/12/2012 09:10 PM, Bob F wrote:
> >>> The Real Bev wrote:
> >>>> http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/bashley1000/20120511-145940.jpg
> >>>
> >>> She's invented socks!!!!
>
> Somebody had to do it!

No, you didn't. Stupid and pointless, and only illustrative of what an incredibly cheap bitch you are.

>
> >> Filled with 1.5 pounds of rice each. Maybe I should post them on
> >> Etsy. Or Regretsy.
> >
> > So, can you use them to re-fit boots?
>
> You all suck! Here I introduce a negligible-cost handy hint on an
> actual ski subject and I get nothing but shit!

Funny how you never complain when I make a skiing related post and your buddies start calling me a child molester, or a criminal, or threaten my life.
Ooooooops, forgot. Morality and ethics are mere toys to a psychopathic pathological liar.
Your "hint" is neither handy or useful. More tacky and laughable.

AND they can be used for
> heating pads. Not heavy enough for a sap, though, so you're on your own
> against muggers.

You planning on making good on the death threats your fellow terrorists have made? You remember, don't you? The death threats you said "don't count" because nobody has had the balls to actually try to kill me?
Put a sock in it, bitch.

>
> The point is to make them easier to get into in the morning. A friend
> CAN'T get into hers unless she warms them from home to hill (2 hours in
> her case) with similar products or we hold them under the hand dryers
> for a couple of cycles, which is a monumental nuisance.

If you weren't so fucking cheap, you could buy newer boots that actually fit. Stupid.

[down_hill]

The Real Bev wrote:

> Somebody had to do it!
>
>>> Filled with 1.5 pounds of rice each. Maybe I should post them on
>>> Etsy. Or Regretsy.
>>
>> So, can you use them to re-fit boots?
>
> You all suck! Here I introduce a negligible-cost handy hint on an actual
> ski subject and I get nothing but shit! AND they can be used for heating
> pads. Not heavy enough for a sap, though, so you're on your own against
> muggers.
>
> The point is to make them easier to get into in the morning. A friend
> CAN'T get into hers unless she warms them from home to hill (2 hours in
> her case) with similar products or we hold them under the hand dryers
> for a couple of cycles, which is a monumental nuisance.
>

This would be my solution, but I know it is not cost effective. I was
going to suggest tire warmers as one of the teams had been using it at
the race yesterday. You could fit 3 or 4 pairs of boots in a tire warmer
that would be cost effective.

this is a ski race shop that has a different line of bags

http://store.fuxiracingusa.com/index.php?c=113

[The Real Bev]

On 05/13/2012 10:36 AM, down_hill wrote:

> The Real Bev wrote:
>
>> Somebody had to do it!
>>
>>>> Filled with 1.5 pounds of rice each. Maybe I should post them
>>>> on Etsy. Or Regretsy.
>>>
>>> So, can you use them to re-fit boots?

:-)

>> You all suck! Here I introduce a negligible-cost handy hint on an
>> actual ski subject and I get nothing but shit! AND they can be used
>> for heating pads. Not heavy enough for a sap, though, so you're on
>> your own against muggers.
>>
>> The point is to make them easier to get into in the morning. A
>> friend CAN'T get into hers unless she warms them from home to hill
>> (2 hours in her case) with similar products or we hold them under
>> the hand dryers for a couple of cycles, which is a monumental
>> nuisance.
>
> This would be my solution, but I know it is not cost effective.

It's a nuisance. You have to do something with your shoes once you get
to the restroom. I hate walking in ski boots, even the Nordicas with
the walking thingy that I just replaced. an extra 300 feet each way is
more than I want to deal with, especially when there's another 500 feet
uphill to the lift. (Just a guess about the distance, but I'll go with
it.) As soon as I saw Whatshisname pull some ski boots up out of the
ocean and actually WEAR them on I knew that Waterworld was going to suck.

> I was going to suggest tire warmers as one of the teams had been
> using it at the race yesterday. You could fit 3 or 4 pairs of boots
> in a tire warmer that would be cost effective.

Possibly on your planet :-) I had the socks and yarn, and cheap rice is
40 cents/pound. I threw in a few dried lavender flowers to make them
smell good.

> this is a ski race shop that has a different line of bags
>
> http://store.fuxiracingusa.com/index.php?c=113

Very nice. TOO nice!

--
Cheers, Bev
---------------------------------------------------
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's
a bunny with a pancake on his head:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc15.jpg

[pigo]

On Sunday, May 13, 2012 10:16:23 AM UTC-6, The Real Bev wrote:

> You all suck! Here I introduce a negligible-cost handy hint on an
> actual ski subject and I get nothing but shit! AND they can be used for
> heating pads. Not heavy enough for a sap, though, so you're on your own
> against muggers.
>
> The point is to make them easier to get into in the morning. A friend
> CAN'T get into hers unless she warms them from home to hill (2 hours in
> her case) with similar products or we hold them under the hand dryers
> for a couple of cycles, which is a monumental nuisance.

Sounds like you came up with something that will work well for you. That's good.

Is there a reason you don't use the heater vents in the car? That's what I do.

[twobuddha]

On Monday, May 14, 2012 8:16:02 AM UTC-7, pigo wrote:
> On Sunday, May 13, 2012 10:16:23 AM UTC-6, The Real Bev wrote:
>
> > You all suck! Here I introduce a negligible-cost handy hint on an
> > actual ski subject and I get nothing but shit! AND they can be used for
> > heating pads. Not heavy enough for a sap, though, so you're on your own
> > against muggers.
> >
> > The point is to make them easier to get into in the morning. A friend
> > CAN'T get into hers unless she warms them from home to hill (2 hours in
> > her case) with similar products or we hold them under the hand dryers
> > for a couple of cycles, which is a monumental nuisance.
>
> Sounds like you came up with something that will work well for you. That's good.

I wonder if those ridiculous socks would work well to warm up diapers? That would work well for you. Must be tough changing in cold weather, every time you think about making a trunk joke in person.

>
> Is there a reason you don't use the heater vents in the car? That's what I do.

And here I thought you wrapped your boots in diapers.

[The Real Bev]

My heater started leaking in 2007 and has been bypassed since then.
This is SoCal. We don' need no steenkin' heaters! If it DID work I
would need some sort of clever apparatus to hold them in front of the
vents. This would make my passenger at least as uncomfortable as if she
were holding them up to the vents herself.

Nobody ever said that there was a conflict between laziness and dirtbaggery!

--
Cheers, Bev
----------------------------------------------
"Tough? We drink our urine and eat our dead!"
-- N. Heilweil

[Horva...@net.net]

On Sun, 13 May 2012 09:38:41 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:

>
>If you weren't so fucking cheap, you could buy newer
> boots that actually fit. Stupid.

She doesn't give freebies for ski equipment like you do, dumbass.

[twobuddha]

On Tuesday, May 15, 2012 4:34:09 AM UTC-7, (unknown) wrote:
> On Sun, 13 May 2012 09:38:41 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
> <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
> >
> >If you weren't so fucking cheap, you could buy newer
> > boots that actually fit. Stupid.
>
> She doesn't give freebies for ski equipment like you do, dumbass.

She couldn't give freebies for ski equipment, except to a maggot like you, freak. You'd pay for a fugly old hag, but then again, you always have to pay for nookie. You brag about it. How disgusting.

[The Real Bev]

On 05/15/2012 04:34 AM, Horva...@net.net wrote:

> On Sun, 13 May 2012 09:38:41 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
> <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
>>
>>If you weren't so fucking cheap, you could buy newer
>> boots that actually fit. Stupid.
>
> She doesn't give freebies for ski equipment like you do, dumbass.

I've never been able to find footwear that actually fits. If I were as
rich as Horvath I would have all such things made by the hands of
magical elves. Unfortunately, such is not the case.

Frugality yields freedom.

--
Cheers, Bev
============================================
Buckle Up. It makes it harder for the aliens
to suck you out of your car.

[twobuddha]

On Tuesday, May 15, 2012 8:30:38 AM UTC-7, The Real Bev wrote:
> On 05/15/2012 04:34 AM, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 13 May 2012 09:38:41 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
> > <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
> >
> >>
> >>If you weren't so fucking cheap, you could buy newer
> >> boots that actually fit. Stupid.
> >
> > She doesn't give freebies for ski equipment like you do, dumbass.
>
> I've never been able to find footwear that actually fits.

Translation: you're a malformed midget who can't find anyone who will pay you to blow them. You and Horvath need to meet up.

> If I were as
> rich as Horvath I would have all such things made by the hands of
> magical elves. Unfortunately, such is not the case.

You want blow up dolls made by elves?
>
> Frugality yields freedom.

Not when it comes to boots. Frugality yields painful feet and idiotic, pathetic attempts to make up for how cheap you are.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Tue, 15 May 2012 08:30:38 -0700, The Real Bev
<bashl...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:

>On 05/15/2012 04:34 AM, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 13 May 2012 09:38:41 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>> <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>
>>>
>>>If you weren't so fucking cheap, you could buy newer
>>> boots that actually fit. Stupid.
>>
>> She doesn't give freebies for ski equipment like you do, dumbass.
>
>I've never been able to find footwear that actually fits. If I were as
>rich as Horvath I would have all such things made by the hands of
>magical elves. Unfortunately, such is not the case.
>
>Frugality yields freedom.

If you were as rich as me, you would be golfing today. It's 80
degrees in Detroit, a Hawaiian shirt day.

[twobuddha]

If you were rich, you wouldn't live in Detroit. Only idiots live in Detroit. Only tacky, classless idiots wear Hawaiian shirts in Detroit.

[The Real Bev]

On 05/15/2012 12:42 PM, Horva...@net.net wrote:

> <bashl...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
>>On 05/15/2012 04:34 AM, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>>>
>>> She doesn't give freebies for ski equipment like you do, dumbass.
>>
>>I've never been able to find footwear that actually fits. If I were as
>>rich as Horvath I would have all such things made by the hands of
>>magical elves. Unfortunately, such is not the case.
>>
>>Frugality yields freedom.
>
> If you were as rich as me, you would be golfing today. It's 80
> degrees in Detroit, a Hawaiian shirt day.

Jesus, If I was as rich as Carlos Slim I wouldn't be golfing today. I
might even hire somebody to keep me from golfing.

--
Cheers, Bev
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Warning -- Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition

[down_hill]

The Real Bev wrote:
> On 05/15/2012 12:42 PM, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>
>> <bashl...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>
>>> On 05/15/2012 04:34 AM, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>>>>
>>>> She doesn't give freebies for ski equipment like you do, dumbass.
>>>
>>> I've never been able to find footwear that actually fits. If I were as
>>> rich as Horvath I would have all such things made by the hands of
>>> magical elves. Unfortunately, such is not the case.
>>>
>>> Frugality yields freedom.

There is a certain ring of truth to that statement. It would be nice to
fly to road atlanta vs driving in a very packed suburban. but then
outside of all my tools and hardware I could not bring my cooler filled
with 8oz classic bottles of coke.

>>
>> If you were as rich as me, you would be golfing today. It's 80
>> degrees in Detroit, a Hawaiian shirt day.
>
> Jesus, If I was as rich as Carlos Slim I wouldn't be golfing today. I
> might even hire somebody to keep me from golfing.
>

If he was as rich as he thinks he is he would live somewhere else nobody
lives in detroit by choice.

[Bob F]

Actually people do, but the've never lived anywhere else.

[The Real Bev]

On 05/15/2012 07:28 PM, down_hill wrote:
> The Real Bev wrote:
>> On 05/15/2012 12:42 PM, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>>> <bashl...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
>>>> On 05/15/2012 04:34 AM, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> She doesn't give freebies for ski equipment like you do, dumbass.
>>>>
>>>> I've never been able to find footwear that actually fits. If I were as
>>>> rich as Horvath I would have all such things made by the hands of
>>>> magical elves. Unfortunately, such is not the case.
>>>>
>>>> Frugality yields freedom.

We retired when my husband was 40. Then he sold software by mail and I
went back to work because I wanted to. Our actual "professional" working
lives were 12 years each, but his SS check is LOTS more than mine even
if I contributed more. Feh.

> There is a certain ring of truth to that statement. It would be nice to
> fly to road atlanta vs driving in a very packed suburban. but then
> outside of all my tools and hardware I could not bring my cooler filled
> with 8oz classic bottles of coke.

We've always done cross-country dirtbag traveling in a van full of
tools, food, bed, etc. Husband was constantly worrying about
breakdowns, of which we had plenty. If we ever travel again it's going
to be in a rented car, and if it breaks I'm just going to phone for a
new one.

Coke=diet caffeine-free. Bottles are over-rated.

>>> If you were as rich as me, you would be golfing today. It's 80
>>> degrees in Detroit, a Hawaiian shirt day.
>>
>> Jesus, If I was as rich as Carlos Slim I wouldn't be golfing today. I
>> might even hire somebody to keep me from golfing.
>>
> If he was as rich as he thinks he is he would live somewhere else nobody
> lives in detroit by choice.

Perhaps he's always wanted to be a farmer...

--
Cheers, Bev
"It's important to never be arrogant. Especially if you're one
of the little people whose opinion doesn't matter." --Rat

[Horva...@net.net]

On Tue, 15 May 2012 14:44:28 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:

>>

>> If you were as rich as me, you would be golfing today. It's 80
>> degrees in Detroit, a Hawaiian shirt day.
>>
>
>If you were rich, you wouldn't live in Detroit.

I wouldn't live in Seattle. Only dumbasses live in Seattle.

> Only tacky, classless idiots wear Hawaiian shirts in Detroit.

Where do you want me to wear it?
I guess you never liked Don "tiny bubbles" Ho.

Part of the fun of golfing is wearing brightly colored clothing.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Tue, 15 May 2012 22:28:21 -0400, down_hill
<down...@penguinponds.com> wrote this crap:

>
>There is a certain ring of truth to that statement. It would be nice to
>fly to road atlanta vs driving in a very packed suburban. but then
>outside of all my tools and hardware I could not bring my cooler filled
>with 8oz classic bottles of coke.

You could buy more.

>>>
>>> If you were as rich as me, you would be golfing today. It's 80
>>> degrees in Detroit, a Hawaiian shirt day.
>>
>> Jesus, If I was as rich as Carlos Slim I wouldn't be golfing today. I
>> might even hire somebody to keep me from golfing.
>>
>If he was as rich as he thinks he is he would live somewhere else nobody
>lives in detroit by choice.

Tell that to Billionaire Ilitch who owns Little Caesar's Pizza and the
Detroit Tigers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Ilitch

There's also Matty Moroun. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Moroun
There's also Henry Ford.
There's also my neighbor Al Miltich who's family started in Radio
Shack and helped sell it to Tandy.
I could keep going but.....

Once again I proved you to be a dumbass.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Tue, 15 May 2012 21:58:28 -0700, The Real Bev
<bashl...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:

>Coke=diet caffeine-free. Bottles are over-rated.

Yuck. Even with rum that stuff is nasty. My sister-in-law left a
twelve pack of that swill on the yacht. It went right in the
dumpster. Nobody wanted to take it home and nobody wanted it on the
boat.

[twobuddha]

On Wednesday, May 16, 2012 3:07:59 PM UTC-7, (unknown) wrote:
> On Tue, 15 May 2012 14:44:28 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
> <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
> >>
> >> If you were as rich as me, you would be golfing today. It's 80
> >> degrees in Detroit, a Hawaiian shirt day.
> >>
> >
> >If you were rich, you wouldn't live in Detroit.
>
> I wouldn't live in Seattle. Only dumbasses live in Seattle.

Which just goes to show that you have to be TRULY stupid. Not to mention a coward.

>
> > Only tacky, classless idiots wear Hawaiian shirts in Detroit.
>
> Where do you want me to wear it?

In Seattle. In front of me. Who knows, I might be laughing so hard it will take me a couple minutes to kick your ass, ppppppuuuuuuussssssyyyyy.

> I guess you never liked Don "tiny bubbles" Ho.

Liked him just fine. Very nice man. My dad knew him in Honolulu.

>
> Part of the fun of golfing is wearing brightly colored clothing.

Thank Gawd I don't golf. Just got a visual of you wearing brightly colored diapers.

[The Real Bev]

On 05/16/2012 03:38 PM, Horva...@net.net wrote:

> On Tue, 15 May 2012 21:58:28 -0700, The Real Bev
> <bashl...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
>>Coke=diet caffeine-free. Bottles are over-rated.
>
> Yuck. Even with rum that stuff is nasty. My sister-in-law left a
> twelve pack of that swill on the yacht. It went right in the
> dumpster. Nobody wanted to take it home and nobody wanted it on the
> boat.

The artificial sweetener it uses has a shelf life of less than 2 years.
After that you have to add Equal or equivalent. Personally, I hate
carbonation.

--
Cheers, Bev
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Calling someone an asshole for being rude to a telemarketer
is like accusing someone who's shot a burglar in his home
of being a poor host." -- W.S.Rowell

[down_hill]

you should

yankees highest payroll
Madonna
Jay-z
Charles Wang
Bloomberg
dip shit trump
Dolan

pick people still making news

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 16 May 2012 20:49:10 -0400, down_hill

I never heard of half those people.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 16 May 2012 16:47:39 -0700, The Real Bev
<bashl...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:

>>

>> Yuck. Even with rum that stuff is nasty. My sister-in-law left a
>> twelve pack of that swill on the yacht. It went right in the
>> dumpster. Nobody wanted to take it home and nobody wanted it on the
>> boat.
>
>The artificial sweetener it uses has a shelf life of less than 2 years.
> After that you have to add Equal or equivalent. Personally, I hate
>carbonation.

When I can't have beer I prefer iced tea. No lemon, no sugar. It
goes good with rum.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 16 May 2012 15:55:41 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:

>> I guess you never liked Don "tiny bubbles" Ho.
>
>Liked him just fine. Very nice man. My dad knew him in Honolulu.

Did your dad also hang out with Robert Heinlein? (What a fucking
liar.)

[down_hill]

Horva...@net.net wrote:

>>>
>>> There's also Matty Moroun. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Moroun
>>> There's also Henry Ford.
>>> There's also my neighbor Al Miltich who's family started in Radio
>>> Shack and helped sell it to Tandy.
>>> I could keep going but.....
>>
>> you should
>>
>> yankees highest payroll
>> Madonna
>> Jay-z
>> Charles Wang
>> Bloomberg
>> dip shit trump
>> Dolan
>>
>> pick people still making news
>
> I never heard of half those people.
>

you are making my case.....

[twobuddha]

On Thursday, May 17, 2012 6:29:44 AM UTC-7, (unknown) wrote:
> On Wed, 16 May 2012 15:55:41 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
> <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
> >> I guess you never liked Don "tiny bubbles" Ho.
> >
> >Liked him just fine. Very nice man. My dad knew him in Honolulu.
>
> Did your dad also hang out with Robert Heinlein? (What a fucking
> liar.)
>

Hell, I met Don Ho. Chart House. Honolulu. Saw his show several times. He and my dad used to drink together. 1971.
You know who I have not met? YOU!!!!!! Never will, either. That balls thing again.