Imagine James Arthur Strohm, AKA Munchkin John Wayne, As a Congressman

[twobuddha]

Next up: Bill Maher does America's Craziest Congressional Candidates, and Strohm wins in a landslide. The only race with "Congress" in it that Munchkin Zero will ever win.

Note to Munchkin's "campaign" staff: please contact me so we can work together to raise James Arthur Strohm's visibility on usenet. And maybe one of you would have a comment on Strohm using John Wayne as a sockpuppet, because he sure as hell does not want to discuss it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5h28ll-z9Q

[Goober Jones]

Boggles the imagination, doesn't it? Paying taxes, following the laws of the land,
Heeding court orders, not incurring restraining orders. He can't do it. He's such a rotund smelly waste
of protoplasm. By the way Schmunky, can't you even afford to repair or replace that torn seat on that
trashed Kawasaki you ride? ROTFLAO. What a pathetic loser.

[twobuddha]

On Wednesday, May 1, 2013 10:59:14 AM UTC-7, Goober Jones wrote:
> Boggles the imagination, doesn't it? Paying taxes,


> following the laws of the land,
>
> Heeding court orders, not incurring restraining orders. He can't do it. He's such a rotund smelly waste
>
> of protoplasm.

You really are insane, freak. Making up whoppers, hiding in anonymity while dicklessly raging, a terrified coward stalking on the net.

> By the way Schmunky, can't you even afford to repair or replace that torn seat on that
>
> trashed Kawasaki you ride? ROTFLAO. What a pathetic loser.

Cyber stalking again, eh, pussy? I'd sure LOVE to find out who you are, but then again, you'd have to be a man and ID yourself.
BTW, that trashed Kawasaki has damn near a hundred thou on it. You should see the new bike, I only use the Voyager around townROTFLAO. You're such a pathetic wimp that you found me on Facebook. I look great in that tux, don't I?
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What a pussy!!!!!

[twobuddha]

Which reminds me, Goober. Are YOU James Arthur Strohm's campaign manager, or on his staff? You'd be PERFECT!!!!

On Wednesday, May 1, 2013 10:59:14 AM UTC-7, Goober Jones wrote:

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 1 May 2013 10:59:14 -0700 (PDT), Goober Jones
<badge...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:

What? Trunky can't even afford duct tape?


This signature is now the ultimate
power in the universe

[twobuddha]

On Wednesday, May 1, 2013 5:04:20 PM UTC-7, Horva...@net.net wrote:
> On Wed, 1 May 2013 10:59:14 -0700 (PDT), Goober Jones
>
> <badge...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
>
>
> >Boggles the imagination, doesn't it? Paying taxes,
>
> > following the laws of the land,
>
> >Heeding court orders, not incurring restraining
>
> > orders. He can't do it. He's such a rotund smelly waste
>
> >of protoplasm. By the way Schmunky, can't you
>
> > even afford to repair or replace that torn seat on that
>
> >trashed Kawasaki you ride? ROTFLAO.
>
> > What a pathetic loser.
>
>
>
> What? Trunky can't even afford duct tape?

Don't use duct tape. Use Gorilla tape. Works a lot better.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 1 May 2013 17:09:00 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:

>> > even afford to repair or replace that torn seat on that
>>
>> >trashed Kawasaki you ride? ROTFLAO.
>>
>> > What a pathetic loser.
>>
>>
>>
>> What? Trunky can't even afford duct tape?
>
>Don't use duct tape. Use Gorilla tape. Works a lot better.

Apparently you can't afford either one.


There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.

[Dave Stallard]

Imagine Trunky as a productive member of society?? Owww, my brain hurts, I just can't do it. It's like trying to imagine a 4th dimension of space.

Can I just try imaging world peace instead? That's at least *theoretically* possible in some far future time. Whereas I don't think Trunky could be a productive member of society any more than he could travel faster than light...

Dave

[Horva...@net.net]

On Mon, 20 May 2013 19:54:02 -0700 (PDT), Dave Stallard
<dgsta...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:

It's easier to think of pasting wings on him and throwing him off a
high cliff and watching him fly. A very high cliff.

[Dave Stallard]

On Monday, May 20, 2013 11:06:55 PM UTC-4, Horva...@net.net wrote:

> It's easier to think of pasting wings on him and throwing him off a
> high cliff and watching him fly. A very high cliff.

You know, I was just thinking about much the same experiment, only with the Seattle Space Needle. I wonder if he'd reach terminal velocity...

Dave

[Goober Jones]

Imagine an Abraham belly-flop into Puget Sound. The great white whale cometh.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Mon, 20 May 2013 20:16:21 -0700 (PDT), Dave Stallard
<dgsta...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:

Terminal velocity would be the speed at which he was going when the
ground hits him. So he would definitely reach terminal velocity.

[twobuddha]

On Monday, May 20, 2013 7:54:02 PM UTC-7, Dave Stallard wrote:
> Imagine Trunky as a productive member of society?? Owww, my brain hurts, I just can't do it. It's like trying to imagine a 4th dimension of space.

Sure isn't as ridiculous as trying to imagine Dave Stallard as a man, or having integrity, or spewing his shit in person. Impossible.

>
>
>
> Can I just try imaging world peace instead? That's at least *theoretically* possible in some far future time. Whereas I don't think Trunky could be a productive member of society any more than he could travel faster than light...

Imagine spewing your crap in person. Damn, forgot. That's not even theoretically possible.
How pathetic. How laughable. How typical of Dickless Dave Stallard.
And you still have not tried to imagine Munchkin Jesus, AKA James Arthur Strohm, as a Congressman. Even more ridiculous than you growing a pair.

[twobuddha]

And another death threat from another coward. How boring. Hey, Dickless Dave? You could have tried that experiment when you snuck through Seattle wearing double diapers.....

[twobuddha]

On Monday, May 20, 2013 8:43:47 PM UTC-7, Goober Jones wrote:
> Imagine an Abraham belly-flop into Puget Sound. The great white whale cometh.

No way. I was telling someone today that I jumped in Puget Sound thirty years ago, and made damn sure I would never repeat that experience again. But at least I tried, and for damn sure, YOU will never have the balls to talk shit in person.

[Goober Jones]

Did you say something, Pussypants? What's it like living
in a lawn mower shack? Did you tell the cops yet about
you being bobaloobob, pussy? LOL. Excuse me but I have to
go to work now so I can pay for your welfare and Medicaid. If that doesn't
make you the ultimate pussy, I don't know what does. A 61 year old
deadbeat that lives off others, that really makes you the pussy of the century.

[twobuddha]

On Tuesday, May 21, 2013 9:04:18 AM UTC-7, Goober Jones wrote:
> Did you say something, Pussypants?

Yes. You are insane.

> What's it like living
>
> in a lawn mower shack?

A shack with internet access. You are insane.

> Did you tell the cops yet about
>
> you being bobaloobob, pussy? LOL.

No need. Plenty of you pussies let whined when I exercised my first amendment rights and told the truth, and they laughed at you, pussy.

< Excuse me but I have to
>
> go to work now so I can pay for your welfare and Medicaid.

MY welfare and Medicaid? Never received either. But don't let reality stop you from foaming at the mouth, dumbfuck. Hmmmm. I seem to recall you live in Canada, eh?
You are insane.

> If that doesn't
>
> make you the ultimate pussy, I don't know what does.

I'd say a nutjob who hides in anonymity and makes up ridiculous lies qualifies as a pussy, but as for ultimate, your buddies here are far bigger pussies than you.

A 61 year old
>
> deadbeat that lives off others, that really makes you the pussy of the century.

Ain't 61 yet. Idiot. And you're not even pussy of the day, much less of the century. Just another usenet wack job who needs to see a therapist. Speaking of pussy, what's your real name, pussy?
How pathetic. Get help. You are insane.

[BrritSki]

On 21/05/2013 18:24, twobuddha wrote:
> ... I exercised my first amendment rights and told the truth ...

while hiding behind a pseudonym. Pussy.

[twobuddha]

Holy shit. You gotta be kidding me. A pathetic coward who whined to the cops that he was terrified of coming to America calling me a pussy?
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A ridiculous pussy who participated in a criminal conspiracy of death threats, real world harassment, lying to the cops, and committing felony perjury is so fucking hypocritical he brags about trying to silence me by hiding behind a cop's skirt?
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Clue time, pussy. Anybody who lied to the cops over this stupid newsgroup is a pussy, pussy.
Roger Tilsbury, Pussy For Life. Who is now bragging that he tried to silence me by breaking the law and threatening me, instead of being a man and trying to do it in person.
Ooooops, forgot. None of you ever have and none of you ever will have the balls to try and silence me in person, ppppppppppppuuuuuuuuuuussssssssyyyyy.
And thanks for snipping all the rest of the lies your fellow terrorist told. Pussy behavior. As usual.
What a pathetic wimp you are!
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