Try this one, Pussypants.

[Goober Jones]

Since you're into bragging (with your life, who know why?), try this one
I slept on a bed last that didn't have bed bugs, took a hot shower with soap,
Shaved, flossed and brushed my teeth and put on clean clothes (from a actual
washing machine) not standing in the corner of your lawnmower shack. Ever done that?
I do it every morning why? Cuz I have a job.

Seriously, if you are allowed to visit some poor soul's house, have you figured out why you
have to sleep in your Pinto or on the balcony? It certainly isn't due to hot personality ( cue the salami in the pants picture). It's your BO, son. It reeks. It makes flies head for the hills. Did't someone nickname you Humpty Dumpster.

[twobuddha]

You are insane. Get help.

[pigo]

On Friday, May 31, 2013 8:58:05 AM UTC-6, Goober Jones wrote:
> Since you're into bragging (with your life, who know why?),

When we talk about stuff we do I don't consider it "bragging" so much as a group sharing experiences. But they are things we actually do. Trunk is making shit up and spinning tales of the life it wishes it had. That's not bragging.

Has it come up with any new ones lately? Or is it still just the fought hand to hand in Vietnam, ex-cop, Masters Degree, S.E.A.L. trained, health professional stuff?

[twobuddha]

On Friday, May 31, 2013 8:17:45 AM UTC-7, pigo wrote:
> On Friday, May 31, 2013 8:58:05 AM UTC-6, Goober Jones wrote:
>
> > Since you're into bragging (with your life, who know why?),
>
>
>
> When we talk about stuff we do I don't consider it "bragging" so much as a group sharing experiences.

I couldn't agree more. Sharing the delight of lying your ass off, being a dickless coward, lying to the cops, being scum. Even assholes need friends. But one thing for sure.
None of you have ever talked about meeting me in person, and none of you ever will.

> But they are things we actually do. Trunk is making shit up and spinning tales of the life it wishes it had. That's not bragging.

I always share the exact details of when I set a meet and you don't show up, Diaper Bob.

>
>
>
> Has it come up with any new ones lately? Or is it still just the fought hand to hand in Vietnam, ex-cop, Masters Degree, S.E.A.L. trained, health professional stuff?

Jeez, Tranny Boob Thompson, are you still making up things you know nothing about?
I wish I could come up with a new one about you. Like you trying to set a meet while protected by airport security, with no exact location, without specifying a flight, refusing to walk outside the security perimeter, and being such a deranged coward that you actually bragged about it.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Fri, 31 May 2013 07:58:05 -0700 (PDT), Goober Jones
<badge...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:

>Since you're into bragging (with your life, who know why?), try this one
>I slept on a bed last that didn't have bed bugs,
> took a hot shower with soap,
>Shaved, flossed and brushed my teeth and
> put on clean clothes (from a actual
>washing machine) not standing in the corner of your
> lawnmower shack. Ever done that?
>I do it every morning why? Cuz I have a job.

What luxury!! While you were showering did the maid make up the bed,
and your valet lay out your clothes? Did your chef have your
breakfast ready? I can only dream of living such a life of privilege.

There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Fri, 31 May 2013 08:17:45 -0700 (PDT), pigo <bobt...@gmail.com>
wrote this crap:

Didn't you hear the latest? He went to an event with a real US
Congressman in attendance. (Like they would even let him in the
door.)

[Horva...@net.net]

On Fri, 31 May 2013 08:31:38 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:

>
>Jeez, Tranny Boob Thompson, are you still making up things
> you know nothing about?
>I wish I could come up with a new one about you. Like you
> trying to set a meet while protected by airport security, with
> no exact location, without specifying a flight, refusing to walk
> outside the security perimeter, and being such a deranged
> coward that you actually bragged about it.

More lies from a known liar. I gave you the flight number. I gave
you the schedule and the gate he was arriving at. I told you what
terminal he was at and the location of customs. I even gave you a map
of the airport so you couldn't get lost. If you didn't show up it's
your own fault. You deserve a award for being a bigger liar than
obama. I give you ten Pinocchios.

[pigo]

On Friday, May 31, 2013 10:24:42 AM UTC-6, Horva...@net.net wrote:


> Didn't you hear the latest? He went to an event with a real US
> Congressman in attendance. (Like they would even let him in the
> door.)

That's a good one! They don't let people with records like that near important people. Though? It is Washington? That's a pretty fucked up place FTMP

[twobuddha]

He forgot to talk about putting on fresh diapers, as you do.

[twobuddha]

And there you go again, making up another whopper. How pathetic.

[twobuddha]

On Friday, May 31, 2013 9:30:18 AM UTC-7, Horva...@net.net wrote:
> On Fri, 31 May 2013 08:31:38 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
>
> <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
>
>
>
> >
>
> >Jeez, Tranny Boob Thompson, are you still making up things
>
> > you know nothing about?
>
> >I wish I could come up with a new one about you. Like you
>
> > trying to set a meet while protected by airport security, with
>
> > no exact location, without specifying a flight, refusing to walk
>
> > outside the security perimeter, and being such a deranged
>
> > coward that you actually bragged about it.
>
>
>
>
>
> More lies from a known liar.

Exactly. You.

> I gave you the flight number.

Bullshit. Thompson did not. You were guessing.

> I gave
>
> you the schedule and the gate he was arriving at. I told you what
>
> terminal he was at and the location of customs. I even gave you a map
>
> of the airport so you couldn't get lost. If you didn't show up it's
>
> your own fault. You deserve a award for being a bigger liar than
>
> obama. I give you ten Pinocchios.

I give you ten boxes of diapers. Didn't matter. Thompson set a meet where he had police protection, behind a security screen I could not pass through, refusing to specify a place to meet, and refusing to meet me in the parking lot where he didn't have skirts to hide behind.
You're not only bragging about being a coward, you're bragging about him being a coward.

[twobuddha]

Holy shit. How fucking insane can Baghdad Bob be? Clue time. I was talking to a very prominent local Democrat when the Congressman introduced himself to ME, turns out he likes motorcycles and he'd come through the parking lot when I got off mine.
Knew the host. Knew the presenter.
Now if I had claimed to have been at a tea party function complete with wack job candidates for Congress, would be a different thing. After all, you people can brag that in your circle of assholes, there is an actual candidate. Granted, a humiliated clown that could never be elected dogcatcher, but still......

[morri...@gmail.com]

On Friday, May 31, 2013 11:24:42 AM UTC-5, Horva...@net.net wrote:

>
> Didn't you hear the latest? He went to an event with a real US
> Congressman in attendance. (Like they would even let him in the
> door.)
>

Hmm, would photos prove anything?

The only photo of Trunky that I can recall is the one where he is assaulting a fake sheepskin with a salami sticking out of the front of his pants.

On the other hand, I know I have a photo of me standing next to the Hon. Ron Paul, multi-term Congressman and frequent Presidential candidate (and 1980 Presidential nominee).

I think I have a photo of me with Mike Badnarik, Libertarian Presidential nominee.

I don't have one with Bob Barr, nor with Gary Johnson, the two previous Libertarian Presidential nominees.

I know that I could go to the next Libertarian confab and get photos with a few Texas gubernatorial nominees, some Senatorial nominees, at least one more Presidential candidate, and a whole bunch of state office seekers as well as Congressional nominees.

I'm on a first-name basis with most of these folks, and that's something that I consider normal.

On the other hand, all Trunky has to show for his life is how he made history by allowing the internet to be subjected to judicial control not supported by the rule of law. That's really not something to be proud of. But maybe you should ask my college buddy Mike Godwin, EFF counsel, what he thinks about Trunky's dubious contribution to free speech on the internet.

I know that this will result in a monkey-dance forthwith.

====
morrison

[Goober Jones]

Say what? I thought you lived, retired, in a mansion and owned a yacht.

[morri...@gmail.com]

On Friday, May 31, 2013 12:20:26 PM UTC-5, twobuddha wrote:

>
> Thompson set a meet where he had police protection, behind a security screen I could not pass through, refusing to specify a place to meet, and refusing to meet me in the parking lot where he didn't have skirts to hide behind.
>
> You're not only bragging about being a coward, you're bragging about him being a coward.

Squid, you said that if I ever showed up on your front porch, you ... well, you made veiled threats about what you would do, even though you invited me to come to Seattle and show up on numerous occasions.

The sense I got from your veiled threats was that you'd use some bastardized mis-interpretation of Castle Doctrine to answer your door with your gun drawn, and then shoot me.

Now, aside from the fact that making such an explicit threat is illegal, a reasonable person (like me) would refuse such an "invitation." That's not cowardice, that's a wise decision -- and anything you say to the contrary is an utter, barefaced lie.

That kind of logic on your part may help explain why you have so few friends. As far as we can tell, even DogBert has deserted you. That's gotta hurt when you're a criminal and your lawyer fires YOU.

HTH and HAND.

BTW, you have about three hours to say that your remark about your "local card" was just a flippant, satirical, ironic, or humorous statement.

====
morrison

[twobuddha]

On Friday, May 31, 2013 10:36:52 AM UTC-7, morri...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, May 31, 2013 11:24:42 AM UTC-5, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>
>
>
> >
>
> > Didn't you hear the latest? He went to an event with a real US
>
> > Congressman in attendance. (Like they would even let him in the
>
> > door.)
>
> >
>
>
>
> Hmm, would photos prove anything?

Why take photos to prove a fucking thing to you, James Arthur Strohm? After all, it isn't all that hard to show up at a town meeting. Too bad nobody ever showed up at yours. Or did you even bother to throw one? Eat your heart out. An actual, real US Congressman, Munchkin Zero. You couldn't get elected, and can't even get nominated by a right wing fringe party who threw you under the bus.

>
>
>
> The only photo of Trunky that I can recall is the one where he is assaulting a fake sheepskin with a salami sticking out of the front of his pants.

And once again, you ignore getting busted in huge lies and launch another stupid, deranged attack.

>
>
>
> On the other hand, I know I have a photo of me standing next to the Hon. Ron Paul, multi-term Congressman and frequent Presidential candidate (and 1980 Presidential nominee).

On the other hand, I think Ron Paul is a fucking nut case wack job, and so does most of the rest of society.

>
>
>
> I think I have a photo of me with Mike Badnarik, Libertarian Presidential nominee.

Another loser standing with a loser.

>
>
>
> I don't have one with Bob Barr, nor with Gary Johnson, the two previous Libertarian Presidential nominees.

If I had pictures taken with those assholes, I'd burn them.

>
>
>
> I know that I could go to the next Libertarian confab and get photos with a few Texas gubernatorial nominees, some Senatorial nominees, at least one more Presidential candidate, and a whole bunch of state office seekers as well as Congressional nominees.

All of them losers. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm supposed to be impressed? Sure am. Impressed that you know so many clowns.

>
>
>
> I'm on a first-name basis with most of these folks, and that's something that I consider normal.

Actually, it is because you are abnormal.

>
>
>
> On the other hand, all Trunky has to show for his life is how he made history by allowing the internet to be subjected to judicial control not supported by the rule of law.

I didn't :allow" anything. Nor did I tolerate that unconstitutional, illegal order. Glad to see you agree.

> That's really not something to be proud of.

Actually, YOU are proud of lying to the cops as part of a criminal conspiracy that committed felonies to silence me. You keep bragging about it.

> But maybe you should ask my college buddy Mike Godwin, EFF counsel, what he thinks about Trunky's dubious contribution to free speech on the internet.

Sure. Have him give me a call. And take credit. YOU and your buddies are responsible for that laughable travesty, not me.

>
>
>
> I know that this will result in a monkey-dance forthwith.

Yeah, laughing my ass off at you is right, idiot.
Hey, still waiting to hear from Vail.
Aren't you going to report me today?
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[twobuddha]

On Friday, May 31, 2013 10:59:00 AM UTC-7, morri...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, May 31, 2013 12:20:26 PM UTC-5, twobuddha wrote:
>
>
>
> >
>
> > Thompson set a meet where he had police protection, behind a security screen I could not pass through, refusing to specify a place to meet, and refusing to meet me in the parking lot where he didn't have skirts to hide behind.
>
> >
>
> > You're not only bragging about being a coward, you're bragging about him being a coward.
>
>
>
> Squid, you said that if I ever showed up on your front porch, you ... well, you made veiled threats about what you would do, even though you invited me to come to Seattle and show up on numerous occasions.

Nothing veiled at all. If I ever see you, under any circumstances, I will immediately take all measures necessary. You are a deranged, stalking, despicable coward and psychopath. No duty to retreat. Go for it, ppppppppuuuuuuuuuussssssssyyyyyyyyy.

>
>
>
> The sense I got from your veiled threats was that you'd use some bastardized mis-interpretation of Castle Doctrine to answer your door with your gun drawn, and then shoot me.

And there you go again, making up bullshit like the coward you are.

>
>
>
> Now, aside from the fact that making such an explicit threat is illegal, a reasonable person (like me) would refuse such an "invitation." That's not cowardice, that's a wise decision -- and anything you say to the contrary is an utter, barefaced lie.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You're bragging about being a coward again.

>
>
>
> That kind of logic on your part may help explain why you have so few friends. As far as we can tell, even DogBert has deserted you. That's gotta hurt when you're a criminal and your lawyer fires YOU.

Keep pulling more lies out of your ass, James Arthur Strohm. You're bragging about being a coward again.
Hey, how about reporting me to Vail?
How humiliating for you.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
>
>
> HTH and HAND.

Go fuck yourself, freak.

>
>
>
> BTW, you have about three hours to say that your remark about your "local card" was just a flippant, satirical, ironic, or humorous statement.

And there you go, fucking yourself again.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Horva...@net.net]

On Fri, 31 May 2013 10:23:17 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:

>Holy shit. How fucking insane can Baghdad Bob be? Clue time
>. I was talking to a very prominent local Democrat when the
> Congressman introduced himself to ME, turns out he likes
> motorcycles and he'd come through the parking lot when I got off mine.
>Knew the host. Knew the presenter.

Did they ask you how much it costs to repair your seat with gorilla
tape? Or were they recommending a good scrap yard?

[Horva...@net.net]

On Fri, 31 May 2013 10:58:11 -0700 (PDT), Goober Jones
<badge...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:

>Say what? I thought you lived, retired, in a mansion and owned a yacht.

But I don't have a maid, or a valet, or a chef. I even had to do my
own gardening today.

[morri...@gmail.com]

On Friday, May 31, 2013 2:08:24 PM UTC-5, Horva...@net.net wrote:

>
> But I don't have a maid, or a valet, or a chef. I even had to do my
> own gardening today.
>

Hmph. I didn't think that anything grew up there -- where, Cleveland? -- except flammable pond scum on the Cuyahoga River.

Nevertheless, are you getting any good results yet? I got one measly tomato and one summer squash yesterday ... the squash was wonderful. But most of my blossoms aren't setting, and all I see is vigorous green growth.

Maybe next year ... this is the first season for a raised-bed garden, and the soil is extremely nitrogen-rich. Once I get some decent bacteria and beneficial nematodes going, and cook down some of the nitrogen, it'll grow better. Still, when people don't see my garden except once a week, they are AMAZED at how fast it's growing. The most commonly uttered phrase is "Holy shit!"

My giant pumpkin vines are all adding nearly a foot a day, and threaten to take over the whole back yard. The good part is -- I won't have to mow until Thanksgiving. :)

[Horva...@net.net]

On Fri, 31 May 2013 12:25:46 -0700 (PDT), morri...@gmail.com wrote
this crap:

>On Friday, May 31, 2013 2:08:24 PM UTC-5, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>
>>
>> But I don't have a maid, or a valet, or a chef. I even had to do my
>> own gardening today.
>>
>
>
>Hmph. I didn't think that anything grew up there -- where,
> Cleveland? -- except flammable pond scum on the Cuyahoga River.

Yeah, it's a barren wasteland, nothing grows here.

>Nevertheless, are you getting any good results yet? I got one
> measly tomato and one summer squash yesterday ... the squash
> was wonderful. But most of my blossoms aren't setting, and
> all I see is vigorous green growth.

You grow vegetables? Don't they have supermarkets where you live?
That's not a garden, that's a farm.


This signature is now the ultimate
power in the universe

[The Real Bev]

On 05/31/2013 12:25 PM, morri...@gmail.com wrote:

> On Friday, May 31, 2013 2:08:24 PM UTC-5, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>
>> But I don't have a maid, or a valet, or a chef. I even had to do
>> my own gardening today.
>>
> Hmph. I didn't think that anything grew up there -- where,
> Cleveland? -- except flammable pond scum on the Cuyahoga River.
>
> Nevertheless, are you getting any good results yet? I got one measly
> tomato and one summer squash yesterday ... the squash was wonderful.
> But most of my blossoms aren't setting, and all I see is vigorous
> green growth.

More basil than I can use, and my cherry tomatoes should start turning
color pretty soon. Regular tomatoes are a waste of time unless you have
real ground to grow them in instead of pots. Curiously enough, I
haven't seen tomato worms on the cherry tomato plants for several years.
Perhaps a benefit of global warming? Or global cooling? Or global
stasis?

> Maybe next year ... this is the first season for a raised-bed garden,
> and the soil is extremely nitrogen-rich. Once I get some decent
> bacteria and beneficial nematodes going, and cook down some of the
> nitrogen, it'll grow better. Still, when people don't see my garden
> except once a week, they are AMAZED at how fast it's growing. The
> most commonly uttered phrase is "Holy shit!"

Get some high-phosphorus fertilizer. Nitrogen is for growing green stuff.

> My giant pumpkin vines are all adding nearly a foot a day, and
> threaten to take over the whole back yard. The good part is -- I
> won't have to mow until Thanksgiving. :)

There's a guy here who grows hundreds of huge ones. All the neighbors
carve them and put on elaborate displays for Halloween. Then they get
dug into the ground to nourish the soil for next year's crop.

--
Cheers, Bev
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
This is Usenet. We *are* the trained body for dealing
with psychotics. -- A. Dingley

[Goober Jones]

I don't have a maid or a valet. My second cousin is my chef.
I do have a chauffeur for my RAM 3500 Laramie Longhorn mega cab.
Hat and everything. By the way, the ride is a Cummins diesel.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Sat, 1 Jun 2013 07:39:33 -0700 (PDT), Goober Jones
<badge...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:

>I don't have a maid or a valet. My second cousin is my chef.
>I do have a chauffeur for my RAM 3500 Laramie Longhorn mega cab.
>Hat and everything. By the way, the ride is a Cummins diesel.

Such luxury. I can only dream of having a showfer. I could go to the
yacht club in real style.

[twobuddha]

Why am I not surprised that a dickless coward compensates for his lack of manhood by driving a ridiculously large truck?
Freud was right.

[Goober Jones]

ROTFLAO. It's the minimum for hauling your morbidly obese around. One word of caution,
Don't get your clapped out duct-taped rice burner in front of it. My stopping distances aren't
That great.

[Goober Jones]

Got a second cousin?

[twobuddha]

Why am I not surprised that a dickless coward compensates by having a huge truck and bragging about it? Freud was right.

[Goober Jones]

ROTFLAO - Did you forget that you said the exact same thing earlier? Alzheimer's is clearly
Setting in with all that booze and drug damage to that pea brain of yours. I'm really hurt by another of your
Numerous penile insults LOL. How do you think of such witty insults? Do you sit at your trash80 wacking off furiously 24/7..
Somebody could do you some serious harm by throwing sand into your Vaseline. You are such a stupid moron.

PS Pussypants, my truck is bigger than your lawn mower shack of a house and cost a helluva lot more, too.

[twobuddha]

On Saturday, June 1, 2013 12:06:16 PM UTC-7, Goober Jones wrote:
> ROTFLAO - Did you forget that you said the exact same thing earlier?

Damn, you're stupid. I did it on purpose, you blithering dickless idiot.

> Alzheimer's is clearly
>
> Setting in with all that booze and drug damage to that pea brain of yours.

Says the guy with a tiny dick driving a huge truck to compensate for his complete lack of manhood.
Not to mention intelligence.
Freud was right.

< I'm really hurt by another of your
>
> Numerous penile insults LOL. How do you think of such witty insults? Do you sit at your trash80 wacking off furiously 24/7..

Says the deranged asshole who comes up with a masturbation penile insult. How fucking stupid can you get?

>
> Somebody could do you some serious harm by throwing sand into your Vaseline. You are such a stupid moron.

Holy shit. You really are insane. Batshit crazy.

>
>
>
> PS Pussypants, my truck is bigger than your lawn mower shack of a house and cost a helluva lot more, too.

And then the dickless freak brags about how big his truck is, and proves my point for me. Freud rolls over in his grave.