RSA's Biggest Pussy of the Day: Goober Canadian

[twobuddha]

Another indication of your deranged insanity and compulsive need to denigrate me because I tell the truth: obviously, you cyberstalked me to Facebook. And there I am, with a big shit eating grin on my face, standing next to my bike. Wearing a perfectly tailored tuxedo, fancy cufflinks, hand tied bow, etc.
Sure don't look like a useless piece of protoplasm, eh, freak?
And all you can see if the fucking upholstery of my old bike.
Here's a clue. I see no point in dropping a couple hundred bucks on a rat bike seat, plus I have this nice custom made sheepskin seat cover, so why bother?
But you are so desperate, so pathetic, you can't acknowledge that I look like James Bond. Nah, you gotta bitch about a bike seat.
You really are insane. You know that, don't you? Nothing is ever going to change the reality that you are a dickless coward. You know that, don't you? Because I sure do.
Off to run errands on the bike with the torn seat. Lovely day in Seattle. Thanks for proving, once again, that you are a deranged stalking pussy.

On Wednesday, May 1, 2013 11:06:56 AM UTC-7, twobuddha wrote:
> Which reminds me, Goober. Are YOU James Arthur Strohm's campaign manager, or on his staff? You'd be PERFECT!!!!
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> On Wednesday, May 1, 2013 10:59:14 AM UTC-7, Goober Jones wrote:
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> > Boggles the imagination, doesn't it? Paying taxes, following the laws of the land,
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> > Heeding court orders, not incurring restraining orders. He can't do it. He's such a rotund smelly waste
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> > of protoplasm. By the way Schmunky, can't you even afford to repair or replace that torn seat on that
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> > trashed Kawasaki you ride? ROTFLAO. What a pathetic loser.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 1 May 2013 13:10:34 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:

>Here's a clue. I see no point in dropping a couple
> hundred bucks on a rat bike seat, plus I have this
> nice custom made sheepskin seat cover, so why bother?

What a liar. If you had a custom made sheepskin seat cover you would
use it, dumbass.

>But you are so desperate, so pathetic, you can't acknowledge that I
> look like James Bond. Nah, you gotta bitch about a bike seat.

You look more like James Blob.

>Off to run errands on the bike with the torn seat. Lovely day in Seattle.

Off to the soup kitchen? Enjoy the weather, it's going to be raining
soon. :)

There's no need to fear if Trunky is near.

[twobuddha]

On Wednesday, May 1, 2013 5:13:26 PM UTC-7, Horva...@net.net wrote:
> On Wed, 1 May 2013 13:10:34 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
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> <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
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> >Here's a clue. I see no point in dropping a couple
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> > hundred bucks on a rat bike seat, plus I have this
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> > nice custom made sheepskin seat cover, so why bother?
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> What a liar. If you had a custom made sheepskin seat cover you would
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> use it, dumbass.

Dumbass, I live in Seattle. Cloudy day with a chance of rain. Duh. I use it for trips. Duh. To go shooting Pie Plates at 400. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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> >But you are so desperate, so pathetic, you can't acknowledge that I
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> > look like James Bond. Nah, you gotta bitch about a bike seat.
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> You look more like James Blob.

I look like a guy who makes you shit your diapers at the mere thought of seeing me in person, Huggies.

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> >Off to run errands on the bike with the torn seat. Lovely day in Seattle.
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> Off to the soup kitchen? Enjoy the weather, it's going to be raining
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> soon. :)

Not for the next week or so. Heading up to the North Cascades on Saturday. Fun, fun. Glorious mountains and weather, and you are in Detroit.
I win, Pie Plate.

[Goober Jones]

James Bond? LOL More like a pig on a hawg (cept it's not a HD, it's a geriatric rice burner.) I'd make a great
Campaign mgr for Strohm. I'd hang posters of you and say If you don't want scum and parasites like this guy living
Off your tax dollars vote Strohm and the Liberterian Ticket.

[twobuddha]

On Wednesday, May 1, 2013 8:30:13 PM UTC-7, Goober Jones wrote:
> James Bond? LOL More like a pig on a hawg (cept it's not a HD, it's a geriatric rice burner.)

Another dumbfuck Harley partisan, eh? Not surprised that a complete pussy would think riding a shitty motorcycle is manly. Another idiot who buys into a myth. That old bike would blow a new Harley off the road: faster, better handling, and more comfortable. Not to mention the new bike, or should I say newer.
I LOVE IT!!!!!
Pussy gets busted in a ridiculous slam, and he doubles down on getting humiliated!!!!!!

> I'd make a great
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> Campaign mgr for Strohm. I'd hang posters of you and say If you don't want scum and parasites like this guy living
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> Off your tax dollars vote Strohm and the Liberterian Ticket.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PERFECT!!!!!!
Like Strohm, you're a pathological liar who believes his own lies. Move to the US, I'm sure Strohm has the clout to get you citizenship. In the Mickey Mouse Club.
You know what is really hilarious? Libertarians preach their gospel about total personal responsibility, yet you, Strohm, Thompson and the rest go to great lengths to make damn sure you don't get held personally responsible for you behavior here. Are all Libertarians dickless cowards like you freaks? Sure seems like it to me......
You really are insane, freak. See a shrink. Because I know what a dickless coward you are, and that is never going to change.

[Goober Jones]

Nah HD's are trash. I was thinking you could wear a leather outfit but then you'd just look
like the cow the leather came from. Where do you hang the "Wide Load" signs? How many blowouts
have you had by just sitting on the thing? How many bugs get through that gap in your teeth on an average
Trip?

[twobuddha]

On Wednesday, May 1, 2013 9:06:57 PM UTC-7, Goober Jones wrote:
> Nah HD's are trash. I was thinking you could wear a leather outfit but then you'd just look
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> like the cow the leather came from.

I have three leather jackets, motorcycle specific, and a lovely First Gear Kilimanjaro touring set up. Whereas you wear chaps because it is easier to change your diapers, right?

> Where do you hang the "Wide Load" signs?

Where do you hide your nuts? No sign of you having a pair.

> How many blowouts
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> have you had by just sitting on the thing?

I weigh 250, idiot. You just saw a nice pic of me in a tux. You really are embarassing yourself. How many blowouts of your diapers have you had just by thinking of meeting me in person?

> How many bugs get through that gap in your teeth on an average
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> Trip?

None. Windscreen either gets them or kicks them up over the top. You know, sorta like you would experience the terror of a bug splatting if you ever spewed your shit in person, ppppppppuuuuuuussssssssyyyyyy. Now go change your diapers, you just blew out front and rear.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 1 May 2013 19:56:27 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:

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>> What a liar. If you had a custom made sheepskin seat cover you would
>> use it, dumbass.
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>Dumbass, I live in Seattle. Cloudy day with a chance of rain. Duh.
> I use it for trips. Duh. To go shooting Pie Plates at 400.

Compounding your lies, now. Didn't you say you had another bike for
trips? Why don't you put some gorilla tape on the seat if you don't
want to use the cover?

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 1 May 2013 20:41:47 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:

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> That old bike would blow a new Harley off the road: faster,
> better handling, and more comfortable.

What a liar. My Harley would blow you off the road.

[Goober Jones]

Nothing could blow him off the road, he's too fat.

[Goober Jones]

Here's the important question. Got a license and insurance? You thought
Those things were optional in the past for you. You do remember those
Misdemeanor convictions, right? And yes if you were found guilty even if you
Didn't show up, that's a conviction.

PS that bike wasn't used in that stupid cop show, was it ? Chumps? Irregardless, you still
Look like a fat stupid burk. Get a job and maybe you could get a Vega or Pinto. Then you
Wouldn't have to worry about the weather. LOL.

[twobuddha]

On Wednesday, May 1, 2013 10:13:13 PM UTC-7, Horva...@net.net wrote:
> On Wed, 1 May 2013 19:56:27 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
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> <scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:
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> >> What a liar. If you had a custom made sheepskin seat cover you would
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> >> use it, dumbass.
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> >Dumbass, I live in Seattle. Cloudy day with a chance of rain. Duh.
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> > I use it for trips. Duh. To go shooting Pie Plates at 400.
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> Compounding your lies, now.

Dumbass. You just got busted pulling another whopper out of your ass.

> Didn't you say you had another bike for
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> trips?

Bought it this winter, dumbass. Duh. Change your diaper.

> Why don't you put some gorilla tape on the seat if you don't
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> want to use the cover?

Have you even looked at the pic, Dumbass? Plenty of gorilla tape on the seat, dumbass. Now go put some gorilla tape on your diapers.

[twobuddha]

How pathetic. How laughable. How ridiculous. How normal for this pathetic wimp. Hey, pussy? I'd LOVE to stalk you on the net, but I don't even know your name!
What a coward!!!!
Too bad being manly was not an option for you in the past, in the present, or in the future. Always a pppppppppuuuuuuuuuusssssssssyyyyyyyy.

[twobuddha]

On Thursday, May 2, 2013 6:36:03 AM UTC-7, Goober Jones wrote:
> Nothing could blow him off the road, he's too fat.

You couldn't even blow me off a sidewalk, pussy. But you could blow Horvath. Show up in Detroit, you can dump a load on his shoulder boards.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Thu, 2 May 2013 06:36:03 -0700 (PDT), Goober Jones
<badge...@gmail.com> wrote this crap:

>Nothing could blow him off the road, he's too fat.

That means his beat up rice burner couldn't go over 20.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Thu, 2 May 2013 08:28:09 -0700 (PDT), twobuddha
<scot...@hotmail.com> wrote this crap:

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>> Why don't you put some gorilla tape on the seat if you don't
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>> want to use the cover?
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>Have you even looked at the pic, Dumbass?

Nope. I just ate, once.

[Goober Jones]

You just love being humiliated don't you? Everybody has seen your arrest record. Should we post
More links to it. Just a lying sack of shit, that's what you are. Well outside of being an admitted felon with
A couple of restraining orders, mentally and physically damaged from substance abuse, lazy, smelly, unemployed
abusive dick head. You are such a loser

[twobuddha]

Holy shit, Biggest Pussy. Are you so insane, so deranged, that YOU think you are humiliating ME?
Yes.
Get help. BTW, you freaks keep on calling me a felon. Since you have access to ancient history traffic tickets, of course you can tell me what felony you are referring to?
How pathetic. How humiliating. How laughable. Normal for you. Get help.

[Goober Jones]

On Thursday, May 2, 2013 4:38:42 PM UTC-4, twobuddha wrote:
No Turd Boi - You continually humiliate yourself-You just keep denying the bullshit
you pull when it it just keeps getting shoved back in the big bucked-tooth ugly puss
of yours, over and over and over and over......

No on is EVER going to let you forget what a shit-head you are ., EVER.

Now dance Turd obi, dance.

[twobuddha]

You really are mentally ill. Batshit crazy. Get help.