Firewalker
"SneakPeeks" <Sneak...@email.msn.com> wrote in message
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>€ training. Unfortunately, when the rifles were handed out, the supply ran =
>€ out, and so one of the [soldiers] didn't get a rifle.
>€ The sergeant gave the man a broomstick instead and told him, "When you =
>€ need to shoot, just point this and say, 'Bangity, bangity, bang!'"
>€ The man felt a little uneasy about it and became even more disconcerted =
Learn to post, newbie.
Your posts are unreadable.
--
"C'mon, you sons of bitches, you want to live forever?"
-Sergeant Major Dan Daly
Firewalker
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Yea' it's an old one all right.
SneakPeeks'
Your posts are unreadable.
--
"C'mon, you sons of bitches, you want to live forever?"
-Sergeant Major Dan Daly
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I'm using Out Look Express,
it looks great when I write it up and send it off.
Am I doing something wrong???
SneakPeeks
This is the Courts Chaplain.
I think the name sucks, however, and humbly request he be assigned a
suitably noble moniker.
Scott
Jammer Six <jam...@oz.net> wrote in message
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> In article <eGZ6L$MKAHA.233@cpmsnbbsa07>, SneakPeeks
> <Sneak...@email.msn.com> wrote:
>
> >? I'm using Out Look Express,
> >? it looks great when I write it up and send it off.
> >? Am I doing something wrong???
>
> Not now.
>
> That looks fine.
>
> Keep doing things this way, and welcome to the group.
His Royal Highness, Lord of Rudeness, Earl of Heinous, Duke of Flame, Jammer
of Six
Her Royal Highness, Queen of all that is Good and Right, Barbara of One True
Sir Richard of Hyde, 1st Knight, Lord of Decency
Sir Jason of O Rourke, Keeper of the Royal Photographic Archive
Sir Jerome of O'Neil, Earl of Micks, Receiver of the First Flame
Sir Clifford of Beshers, Keeper of the Limericks
Sir Steven of Competence, Earl of Glawackus, Keeper of Dry Humor
Sir Nils of Sweden , Earl and Subjugator of Free Ascent
Sir Lisa, Princess of Sunshine, Subjugator of Easy Men
Sir Kristyna of Hellen, Princess of Sultry, Lord of Liimatta
Sir Chilly, Chancellor of the Exchequer
Sir Iain of Kilt, Lord of Special Circumstances
Sir Toni of Naughton, Princess of 3 mil
Sir Brian of Wagner, Turner of the Royal Capstan
Sir Salty of Tears, Princess of Pain Abatement, Royal Nurse
Sir Philip of Karl
Sir Wayne of Cogdill, the Humble
Sir Alfred of Fossil
Sir Curtis of Cops, Earl of Nightstick
Sir Ted Of Pfirmann, Lord of Banff
Sir Joan of Jem, Princess of Parachute
Sir Dennis of Icarus, Researcher to the Court
Sir Michael of Nelson, Earl of E. Coli
Sir Robert of Decker, Duke of Somewhere Back East.
Sir Popeye The Shorthaired, Royal Keeper of Firewood, and Duke of Vehicles
Sir Paul of Common Birth, Pincher of waitresses, swizzler of Blatz, scourge
of
Zebra Mussels
Sir Adrian of Aquaria, Earl of Ichthyology, Lord of the LAN, Master of the
Holy German Shepherd, Keeper of the Seven Kegs, Sniffer of Young Lady's
Bicycle Saddles.
Sir Trace of Malinowski, Knight of Black Wetsuit, Prince of Free Divers and
Champion of
the Lady of the Lake
Sir Steven of Harris
Sir Carl the Dark Muhl, Pancake Master and Dark Lord of the Sith
Sir Huntzinger of The Hummer, Lord of Ballistics
His Royal Holiness, Sneaky Peek the First, Court Chaplain
Officers:
Major General Larry Harris Taylor, Minister of Education
Brigadier General Michael H. Kane, Minister of Finance and Recruiting
General George of Horn, Lord of Da Bridge
Colonel Daniel of Volker, Minister of Fitness and Gas Management
Major Richard of Lesperance, Minister of Defense Special Forces
Captain Daniel Of Bracuk, Keeper of the Unholy Archive
Lieutenant Roger of Banks, Minister of Rank Insignia
WO1 David of Alberta, Keeper of the Truth, Royal Librarian
WO1 Brian of Nadwinny, Keeper of Courage
In the enlisted ranks we find:
Regimental Sergeant Major Scott of Tequila, NCOIC of Partying, Royal HP
Plumber
Regimental Master Sergeant, Randal Of Milak, Royal Corpsman, Hearer of
Bubbles
First Sergeant David of Dinky, Bounce Squad, MP, Grunt
Master Sergeant Einar of Hagen, Foreign Intelligence
Master Sergeant Scott of McFadden, Slapper of Fooles, First Lord of Poetry,
Bain of Strokes
Gunnery Sergeant Robert of Crownfield, NCOIC of SCU, Spam Control Unit
Gunnery Sergeant Michael of Blitch, also NCOIC Communications Security and
Intelligence
Gunnery Sergeant Michael of Gault, AKA "Bulldog"
Gunnery Sergeant Miranda of Aldritt, NCOIC of Motivational Unit, AKA "Mad
Dog"
Staff Sergeant Lee of Bell, Keeper of Facts
Sergeant Rod of Childs
Sergeant Mary of Elaine, Nuclear Engineer
Sergeant Abbot of Costello, Master of Ducking and Running
Corporal Moyo of Lawn Care <BRIG>
Corporal Graeme of Miller
Lance Corporal Michael of Gray, Royal Pain in The Ass, Court Jester,
and diddler of the Pantry Maid. <in the brig>
Nydivecon, Of the Clan Coward, Court Eunuch, Keeper of the Toiletries.
MJ Black, Villiage Idiot, Mayor and town drunk
Tools, options, send tab, and make sure that 'plain text' is selected for
the news sending format.
Dennis
SneakPeeks <Sneak...@email.msn.com> wrote in message
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> Learn to post, newbie.
>
> Your posts are unreadable.
>
> --
> "C'mon, you sons of bitches, you want to live forever?"
> -Sergeant Major Dan Daly
>
> -=-=-=
>
> I'm using Out Look Express,
> it looks great when I write it up and send it off.
> Am I doing something wrong???
>
> SneakPeeks
>
>
COE
In article <8qtfe5$ibo$e...@216.39.130.131>,
Jammer Six <jam...@oz.net> wrote:
> In article <OitGqdEKAHA.357@cpmsnbbsa07>, SneakPeeks
> <Sneak...@email.msn.com> wrote:
>
> >€ training. Unfortunately, when the rifles were handed out, the
supply ran =
> >€ out, and so one of the [soldiers] didn't get a rifle.
> >€ The sergeant gave the man a broomstick instead and told
him, "When you =
> >€ need to shoot, just point this and say, 'Bangity, bangity, bang!'"
> >€ The man felt a little uneasy about it and became even more
disconcerted =
>
> Learn to post, newbie.
>
> Your posts are unreadable.
>
> --
> "C'mon, you sons of bitches, you want to live forever?"
> -Sergeant Major Dan Daly
>
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
>€ I'm using Out Look Express,
>€ it looks great when I write it up and send it off.
>€ Am I doing something wrong???
Not now.
That looks fine.
Keep doing things this way, and welcome to the group.
--
>€ Ahem.
>€
>€ This is the Courts Chaplain.
>€
>€ I think the name sucks, however, and humbly request he be assigned a
>€ suitably noble moniker.
His Royal Holiness, Sneaky Peek the First.
Geez, Jammer, Sneaks is one of the good guys, newbie or not. Let's
help this guy participate not beat him into submission.
-=-=-=-=-=
"When I was born, the doctor didn't slap me,
but three nurses had to".
Yes the story was in html format
Tools, options, send tab, and make sure that 'plain text' is selected for
the news sending format.
Dennis
-=-=-=-=-==-=-=
"One should forgive one's enemies,
but not before they are hanged".
"If it doesn't move, sweep it up.
If it's too big to sweep up, pick it up.
If it's too big to pick up, paint it."
-=-=-=
Maybe I need Knight School!!!
-=-=-=
Ahem.
This is the Courts Chaplain.
I think the name sucks, however, and humbly request he be assigned a
suitably noble moniker.
Scott
His Royal Holiness, Sneaky Peek the First.
-=-=-
I don't think so!!!
Tho' a priest does sign my pay check. ...;-}
-=-=-
Just before a drafted farm boy made his first parachute jump,
his sergeant reminded him, "Count ten and pull the first rip cord.
If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for the auxillary chute.
After you land, our truck will pick you up."
The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped.
He counted to ten, and pulled the first cord. Nothing happened.
He pulled the second cord. Again, nothing happend.
As he dropped crazily erathward, he said to himself:
"Now I'll bet that truck won't be there either!"
>€ Like'yea' Chilly, what's up with that Jam guy any-ways???
>€ Besides' - some one needs to tell him I'm the "Court Chaplin" ya' know!!!
>€ I'll be keeping his note and name for future. ...;-}
>€ -=-=-=-=-=
>€
>€ Geez, Jammer, Sneaks is one of the good guys, newbie or not. Let's
>€ help this guy participate not beat him into submission.
>€
>€ -=-=-=-=-=
>€
>€ "When I was born, the doctor didn't slap me,
>€ but three nurses had to".
[sigh]
I loose track.
I'm very busy, besides being very good looking.
"When I was born, some son of a bitch wearing a mask slapped me, so I
hit him."
>€ "If it doesn't move, sweep it up.
>€ If it's too big to sweep up, pick it up.
>€ If it's too big to pick up, paint it."
If it resists, shoot it, then yell "HaltHaltHALT!"
>€ I think the name sucks, however, and humbly request he be assigned a
>€ suitably noble moniker.
Sneaky Peek?
'Neeker?
I'm not sure "Peeker" is much better...
Get to work, your very gifted.
Joe
George R Horn
Owner Scuba Divine
Horn's Cycle Service
Brooklyn, NY
(718) 647 1089
www.scubadivine.com
> Sir Lawrence of Horse might do.>
What, he's a drug addict?
________________
Clifford Beshers
beshers at cs dot columbia dot edu
Jammer Six <jam...@oz.net> wrote in message
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> In article <uh$kaHRKAHA.254@cpmsnbbsa07>, SneakPeeks
> <Sneak...@email.msn.com> wrote:
>
> >€ Like'yea' Chilly, what's up with that Jam guy any-ways???
> >€ Besides' - some one needs to tell him I'm the "Court Chaplin" ya'
know!!!
> >€ I'll be keeping his note and name for future. ...;-}
> >€ -=-=-=-=-=
> >€
> >€ Geez, Jammer, Sneaks is one of the good guys, newbie or not. Let's
> >€ help this guy participate not beat him into submission.
> >€
> >€ -=-=-=-=-=
> >€
> >€ "When I was born, the doctor didn't slap me,
> >€ but three nurses had to".
>
> [sigh]
>
> I loose track.
>
> I'm very busy, besides being very good looking.
>
> "When I was born, some son of a bitch wearing a mask slapped me, so I
> hit him."
>
Is this not the same chilly that played goalkeeper for a local
soccer team and always wore just one glove.
And when asked why, he always explained
that it might be warm, but on the other hand,
it might be chilly.
-=-=-=-
Henry Youngman once told a joke about a guy they
showed how to run a helicopter. It was up like 800 feet.
All of a sudden it falls to the ground. When asked what happened"'
The guy answered, "It got chilly up there so I turned off the fan.'"
-=-=
Sneaks' (Running4Cover>
"When I was born, some son of a bitch wearing a mask slapped me, so I
hit him."
-=-=-
Funny you say that' I was at the track this weekend.
I was doing great' had a sure thing in the fifth.
The only way it could lose, I was certain,
was if someone turned the track around.
(Someone turned the track around)
Sneaks' (Running4Cover>
A Horney?
Q. When should you wear a bathing suit to go horseback riding?
A. When you're riding a Seahorse.
Sneaks' (Running4Cover>
Sir Sneak of Peak, Young Man of Henny, Font of One Liners.
________________
Clifford Beshers
a farmer is a man outstanding in his field
SneakPeeks <Sneak...@email.msn.com> wrote in message
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> You are verrrry close! :^) I'd say you were getting warmer but that
> wouldn't . . . umm, well, you know.
>
> SneakPeeks <Sneak...@email.msn.com> wrote in message
> news:#m6r84XKAHA.64@cpmsnbbsa07...
> > There ya go, Sneaks. By the way, it's "chilly" with a lower case "c". :^)
> > -=-=-=-=-
> > Gotcha' "chilly" with a lower case "c" , but I have to ask' why lower case
> > "c",???
> > Hey! I can spell chilly with just two letters check it out' "IC" (icy).
> > ...;-}
> >
> > Is this not the same chilly that played goalkeeper for a local
> > soccer team and always wore just one glove.
> > And when asked why, he always explained
> > that it might be warm, but on the other hand,
> > it might be chilly.
Hmmm... There's always another hand.
Are they all Casualty's???
I hope it's a cristmas list my names in there some where. ...;-}
Hey' is this part of that chain letter making the rounds among the news
groups these days in which no money is involved. You merely send a copy to
six other news groups that are tired of their leaders. Then you bundle up
your leader and send him to the news group at the bottom of the list. In one
week you will receive 16,436 leaders, and one of them should be a dandy. But
beware--one news group broke the chain and got their old leader back!
Sneaks' (Running4Cover>
Be very careful, Cliff, you know what they say about "slaying" and
"loafers", that worm could turn on you. On the other hand, . . .
Clifford Beshers <bes...@fenton.beshers.net> wrote in message
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Our next speaker is a man who is outstanding in his field.
I hate that phrase. You don't know if he's a celebrity or
a farmer.
Sneaks' (Running4Cover>
> :^)
>
> Be very careful, Cliff, you know what they say about "slaying" and
> "loafers", that worm could turn on you. On the other hand, . . .
I have no idea what you are talking about.
What are you doing with worms in your hands?
Worms don't have hands.
Turn loos'a that worm!
--
"Civilization rests on two things: the discovery that fermentation
produces alcohol, and the voluntary ability to inhibit defecation.
And I put it to you, where would this splendid civilization be without
both?" --Robertson Davies "The Rebel Angels"
Or a clueless man who is out standing in his field.
--
Bob Crownfield, Crown...@Home.com
Photography, Flying, Delphi Rad Addict
Now diving the Pacific in the LA Area.
"Protect freedoms before they become extinct."
No, that would be Nydivecoward.
Scott
> Clifford Beshers <bes...@fenton.beshers.net> elucidates:
>
> >> Be very careful, Cliff, you know what they say about "slaying" and
> >> "loafers", that worm could turn on you. On the other hand, . . .
> >
> > I have no idea what you are talking about.
>
> What are you doing with worms in your hands?
>
> Worms don't have hands.
Clams got legs.
>> What are you doing with worms in your hands?
>>
>> Worms don't have hands.
>
> Clams got legs.
They got feet, but can't dance.
Clifford Beshers <bes...@fenton.beshers.net> wrote in message
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> "chilly" <sla...@home.com> writes:
>
> > :^)
> >
> > Be very careful, Cliff, you know what they say about "slaying" and
> > "loafers", that worm could turn on you. On the other hand, . . .
>
> I have no idea what you are talking about.
Jerome O'Neil <jer...@activeindexing.com> wrote in message
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> Clifford Beshers <bes...@fenton.beshers.net> elucidates:
>
> >> Be very careful, Cliff, you know what they say about "slaying" and
> >> "loafers", that worm could turn on you. On the other hand, . . .
> >
> > I have no idea what you are talking about.
>
> What are you doing with worms in your hands?
>
> Worms don't have hands.
>
> Turn loos'a that worm!
>
>
>
David
Edmonton, Alberta
> Clifford Beshers <bes...@fenton.beshers.net> wrote in message
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> > I have no idea what you are talking about.
"chilly" <sla...@home.com> wrote in message
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> Me either.
For the rest, I'll explain later.
Genisys Davicom Inc. <gen...@powersurfr.com> wrote in message
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"What magic there is in a girl's smile.
It is the raisin which dropped in the yeast of male
complacency, induces fermentation."
(P. G. Wodehouse, The Girl on the Boat, 1922)
>€ Our next speaker is a man who is outstanding in his field.
>€ I hate that phrase. You don't know if he's a celebrity or
>€ a farmer.
And you don't know if you're going to have to go outside to hear him.
>€ What are you doing with worms in your hands?
>€
>€ Worms don't have hands.
>€
>€ Turn loos'a that worm!
That's what the handpuppet said.
"Hey! Where's your other hand?"
Oh, puhleeease! I'd say something much wittier than that.
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Before you buy.
I don't know why but I the name SneakPeeks makes me think of
alt.erotica.binaries.whatever. You know, one of those newsgroups that my
wife has banned me from. {;^)
Suds
I believe they have beards too? {;^)
Suds
(Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)
Suds
Genisys Davicom Inc. <gen...@powersurfr.com> wrote in message
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> There's that Oldsalt thing again.
>
> David
> Edmonton, Alberta
>
>
> > Clifford Beshers <bes...@fenton.beshers.net> wrote in message
<snip> besides being very good looking.
Watch it buddy, talking like that will label you a Stroke. {;^)
Suds
> Clifford Beshers <bes...@fenton.beshers.net> wrote in message
> news:m3k8bwm...@bertin.beshers.net...
> >
> > Sir Sneak of Peak, Young Man of Henny, Font of One Liners.
> >
>
> I don't know why but I the name SneakPeeks makes me think of
> alt.erotica.binaries.whatever. You know, one of those newsgroups that my
> wife has banned me from. {;^)
I've never heard of a newsgroup by that name.
-=-=-=-
I don't know why but I the name SneakPeeks makes me think of
alt.erotica.binaries.whatever. You know, one of those newsgroups that my
wife has banned me from. {;^)
Suds
Watch it buddy, talking like that will label you a Stroke. {;^)
Suds
-=-=-
Hey don't put words in my mouth I never wrote this!!!
Sock Puppet Pirate!
Some fellow on the east coast with a DSL connection through
Bell Atlantic, (or AT&T) has pirated my sock puppet.
The real sock puppet will always praise me, of course.