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Sigh, gun deaths in Austin
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Dillon Pyron
Jan 23, 2012, 11:47:00 AM1/23/12
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Homicides down for 2011. 27% with firearms. 41% with knives. Over
50% "aquaitnace" over 50% "alcohol or drug usage" involved. Over 30%
"other criminal activity involved."
Best story? Guy is stabbed 10 times and dies. Knife guy is shot 3
times and is looking at life in prison. I guess sometimes you can
bring a knife to a gunfight. :-)
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- dillon I am not invalid
So Kim Jung Ill shows up at the barbecue. "Wait,"
says Qadaffi, "you don't have any peircings." "If you
starve your people enough they'll be too weak to rebbel."
"You have the same number of holes in your head as when
you were born," says bin Laden. "My compound had radar
and antiacraft misslles." "Your neck," shouted Hussein,
"it's the same length." "I didn't piss on W's father."
"Then what happened?" the three asked. "Damned counterfiet
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50% "aquaitnace" over 50% "alcohol or drug usage" involved. Over 30%
"other criminal activity involved."
Best story? Guy is stabbed 10 times and dies. Knife guy is shot 3
times and is looking at life in prison. I guess sometimes you can
bring a knife to a gunfight. :-)
--
- dillon I am not invalid
So Kim Jung Ill shows up at the barbecue. "Wait,"
says Qadaffi, "you don't have any peircings." "If you
starve your people enough they'll be too weak to rebbel."
"You have the same number of holes in your head as when
you were born," says bin Laden. "My compound had radar
and antiacraft misslles." "Your neck," shouted Hussein,
"it's the same length." "I didn't piss on W's father."
"Then what happened?" the three asked. "Damned counterfiet
Lipitor and insulin!"
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