~ * The Morning Wood Blew Book Collection ~ *
TwitteringOne
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Just One of
The Morning Wood Blew Books ~
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"Equine Shoe Age"
* ~ The Official Guide
On Down ~ To ~ Earth Clippity ~
Clop ~ Clippity ~ Clop Good
Luck ...
And O
So much more ~ *
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Yes ~
A Morning Wood Publication
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* Dogging Arts * Fogging Minds * It's a Star *
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Just One of
The Morning Wood Blew Books ~
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"The Disenchanted Forest,
And Who Lived
In There..."
* ~ The Official Register
Of what happened,
And O
So much more ~ *
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Yes ~
A Forever Moore
Morning Wood Publication
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Blog, or dog? Who knows.
But if you see my lost pup, please bring him home!
I got Leon a brand-new bone.
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http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo
TwitteringOne
A swallow recounts last night's tale.
A lonely grrl checks her e-mail.]
~ * ~
"Art Thou
Minotaur
Or
Metaphor or Morpheus?
... but why
Does the room transform,
Dissolve, leave me so forlorn?"
~ Twittering
*
"Of course, why an iceberg
Would be floating
In my bathtub, another matter altogether.
*clip* ~ *clop* *clip* ~ *clop*
*clip* ~ *clop* *clip* ~ *clop*
"Near to that spot where Charles bestrides a horse,
In humble prose the place is Charing Cross."
~ Foote
Prol. to "The Englishman Returned from Paris"
Line 12.
"The impudent crow with full throat invites the rain,
And solitary stalks by herself
On the dry sand."
~ Davidson's Virgil.-(Buckley),
Georgics, Book 1.p.45.
"If the old shower-foretelling crow
Croak not her boding note in vain,
To-morrow's eastern storm shall strow
The woods with leaves, with weeds the main."
~ Francis' Horace,
Book III. Ode XVII. Line 9.
"It warn't for nothing that the raven
Was croaking on my left hand."
Riley's Plautus,
Vol. I. The Aulularia, Act IV. Scene 3.
~ * ~
"To locate
... the vanishing
Point ..."
~ Folly
Caroche ~ A Grande
Horse-drawn
Carriage
Driven ~
On Ceremonial Occasions ...
~ * ~
~ The Lute ~
Antonio
Vivaldi
1678 ~
1741 *
Concerto in Re maggiore per 2 Violini,
Leuto e Bass continuo
Allegro giusto
Largo
Allegro
Tro in Sol maggrio per Violino,
Leuto e Basso continuo
Andante molto
Larghetto
Allgro
Trio in Do maggiore per Violino,
Leuot e Basso continuo
Allegro no molto
Larghetto lenot
Allegro
Concerto in Re maggiore per Voloa d'amore,
Leuto ed orchestra
Allegro (moderato)
Largo
Allegro
~ * ~
TwitteringOne
Tip ~ toe' ing
Through the tulips ...
*
~ * How Blue, A Blew Star?
A Blew Photon,
Or Just Amsterdam ~ ?
"The appearance of light
Can change
With the amount of photons
Received by
Your eye, and the energy level
Of the photons."
~ Kevin
"... or just see Mssr.
Bataille, ~ 'Story of the
EYE,'
'... the left part of her face was pressed
Against the grille near the priest's head,
Her limbs tensed,
Her thighs splayed,
Her fingers rummaging
Deep in the fur ..."
~ Georges Bataille,
>From "Story of the Eye"
[p. 73]
*
"O.
Okey dokey, Folly.
But O, my head smarts,
And these stars,
Still spinning, buzzing me around
Mars ~
So dizzy, O, still so lost, O, so confused ...
Where's Blew? Are we there?"
~ Twittering
"Dunno, Twittering. Not
Sure this, Haarlem. I know ~ Let's ask
Someone!"
~ Folly
http://essentialvermeer.20m.com/dutch-painters/heyden.htm
"Jan Janz van HEYDEN
Gorinchem 1637-Amsterdam 1712
Jan van der Heyden was born at Gorinchem in 1637, van der Heyden had
moved with his family to Amsterdam by 1650. He was said to have been
the pupil of a glass-painter. His preferred subject was architecture or
townscape and many of his works were topographical, but he was also
capable of architectural fantasies. As can be seen from his works,
although he lived in Amsterdam all his life, he travelled in the
southern Netherlands and Germany. In addition to painting, he organized
Amsterdam's street-lighting and fire-fighting in Amsterdam. He died in
Amsterdam on 28 March
1712."
>From ~
"The Age of Rembrandt and Vermeer,"
John Nash, London, 1972
~ * ~
TwitteringOne
Or hex."
~ Brunibus
"That game of Hex, who won,
Who lost? Just ask Mr.
John Nash, who invented Hex ~
Who lost his beautiful mind,
Too! They made a movie!"
~ Twittering
"Binary, or
Uncaged canary?
... O, that game of Hex's an okay
Game, Twittering ~ The real question,
Are you happy,
Are you safe?
Do you remember your address?
Got any dinner yet?
Your bed, all warm and snugly?
Yes, Twitty ~ That's what matters
Most. As for all
The other stuff, yes,
We'll get to that ~ Another hat, another color,
Another day. Let's make hay!
We've got plenty of hard work
Today!"
~ Folly
"Heck, yeah!
Folly, let's make hay ~ Heck,
Let's get cookin'!
To Borders
We must Go ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ !!! *
To all things, a season
And for all,
A balance true."
~ Twittering
"4 pounds Sterling,
Please."
~ Folly
Bite. Bite. Bite.
"Sad Twittering.
Still scared."
~ Twittering
"... with good reason, too,
Twittering ~ Just keep dog ~
Paddling ..."
~ Folly
"... heck yeah! Yeah,
Folly, we'll get there!
Eventually ..."
~ Twittering
"... just keep dog ~
Paddling ..."
~ Folly
"As in
Byte byte byte"
~ Buny
"No,
Bite. As in, bitten."
~ Twitterting
TwitteringOne
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* Gregorianische Gesange *
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~ * ~ Morning Wood Proverbial
AfterIsm ~ * ~
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* ! Variation on
A Theme ~ What Does It Mean?
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~ * The Bitter Ends * ~
1. Bitter Beats Dead.
2. Bitter Is A Beginning.
3. Bitter Is As Bitter Is Bitten.
4. Bitter Is Bad But So's Bare Bones.
5. Bitter Bites But So Does Dust.
6. Bitter Tastes Better Than Dirt.
7. Bitter Beginnings, Better Endings.
8. Bitter Been To Not.
9. Bitter Goes Better With Quinine.
10. Bitter Is Best With Lemon.
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~ Chanson,
Peppermint Chimes ~
* Veni * Creator * Spiritus *
~ * ~
As follows ~ Or (fôr), four (fôr, fr);
Horse (hôrs), hoarse (hôrs, hrs);
And morning (môrning), mourning (môrning, mr-).
Other words for which both forms
Are shown include ~
More, glory, and borne. A similar variant
Occurs in words such as coral, forest, and horrid,
Where the pronunciation of o before r
Varies between (ô) and (). In these words,
The (ôr)
Pronunciation's given first ~
Forest (fôrist, fr-).
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TwitteringOne
But so does dust!"
~ Folly
"Bitter tastes better
That dirt."
~ Twittering
Lucy...@gmail.com
Screwdrivers are red,
but only after they're stuck,
in somebodys head.
TwitteringOne
Con, or disssed ~ ?*
".......... Allo?
A Quill?"
~ Twittering
"No,
A killing!"
~ Mum
"Huh?
Allo? Allo?"
~ Twittering
"Dis ~
Con ~
Nected?"
~ Folly
"Yeah, guess
So."
~ Twittering
"Not to worry, Twittering.
She'll
Call
Back."
~ Folly
"Hope
So."
~ Twittering
*
"Poor Down Static?"
~ Twittering
"No, Twittering, my down's
Fine. But, O,
These Quills!"
~ Folly
"O, well,
Folly, here, let me pull'em
Out.
Poor baby, where'd you find
That porcupine?"
~ Twittering
"Never
Mind."
~ Folly
~ * ~
... canal spread beauty ...
"for colored girls who have considered
suicide/when the rainbow
is enuf"
~ Ntozake Shange
"To impetuously let go
Of an aria ~
Objectionable?
Aka,
Sane."
~ Lance
[Programme
Note ~
An impolite Positron confronts an Electron,
Paints Noir contrast,
Adds sfumatto
In fugato,
Furnishes an obstacle ~ !
Obstructs
Results, crushes
Hope,
As well, attempts forced admission
Into
The Opera de Noir ~ Just
A Second-Chance,
Top Tier
Enchantment ~ !]
~ * ~
~ Join Us,
The Mezzanine ~
Cocktails
& Hors d' Oeuvres
~ * ~
"So I want now to do two things:
to set the escalator to the mezzanine against
a clean mental background as something
fine and worth my adult time to think about,
and to state that while I did draw some large
percentage of joy from the continuities that
the adult escalator ride established with
childhood escalators, I will try not to glide
on the reminiscential tone, as if only children
had the capacity of wonderment at this
great contrivance."
Nicholson Baker,
>From "The Mezzanine"
[p. 40]
*
"Once, ca. 1983, Leonardo's paw,
His left forepaw, his toenail,
Snagged in an escalator, an ascending one,
Where the steps fold flatly, swallow
Inwardly, upon the upper landing,
The Terminal Step ~ After The Penultimate
One ~ At Port Authority
Bus Terminal,
Where together, we, Leonardo
And I,
So often shopped
For magazines, frozen strawberry yogurt,
And blewberry muffins.
Many stitches required Leonardo's paw
For his bleeding wound
To heal ~ A stiff conical collar, Leonardo
Afterward sported, he wore,
So he'd not gnaw
His hurting healing toe.
A Laughing Cavalier ~
My puparoo."
~ Twittering
*
TwitteringOne
My puparoo."
~ Twittering
*
"Roses are blue,
Screwdrivers are red,
But only after they're stuck,
In somebody's head."
~ Lucy
"In somebody's head ~
But only after they're struck!
Screwdrivers are red.
Roses are blew."
~ Folly
Somebody's ahead,
But only after. They're struck!
Screw Drivers! Our red
Roses blew in the wind!"
~ Twittering
TwitteringOne
~ Colloquial Wood ~
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~ A Morning Wood Colloquium ~
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...Underwood, The Headers ~
Lines, A Serious Account of The Series...
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* "The Parallelisms:
Frequently Cross"
* "The Negligence of The Materialist:
An Unholy Cinema"
* "The Empirical and The Mathematical:
More Gridlocked Realties"
* "The Reasons of The Platinum Rule:
The Grievance Committee"
* "The Category:
A Grid Irony Recommended by Kant"
* "The Theory of Rawinsonde:
Justice Personifies Desire"
* "The Objective Notary:
Signifying The Goal"
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~ Afterworlds, a Discussion Refresher
Swills, or a Goblet
Of Grenadine, at...
...The Greyhound's Cavity ~
* A Grille *
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A Morning Wood Education Disorder
The Greensward Grass-Grown Turf
Razor's Edge, Far Right
Twittering One
My puparoo."
~ Twittering
"... or just
Run madly around Dupont Cirlce ~ !"
~ Fobby
"... until you see
Stars!"
~ Folly
With time's
Sand...
I hope you understand...
...around...
Noir Notes for ~
Morning Wood Characters & Landscape
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Creative Things Gone Awry:
Typography ~ Just Another Logo Family
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~ FAMILY TRADITION ~
Creative Stuffs Gone Way Far Awry:
Typography ~ Just Another Logo Family
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* Ballet Steps into the Vocabulary *
* We Visit the Painted Museum *
* Matte Film Painting: A Relearned Lost Art *
* Enhanced Typography: Flowing Letters ~ Alice Swirled Down the Rabbit
Drain *
* Consulted Classic Film Titles: Hitchcock's Kids with Witch Flicks Who
Lick *
* Let's Journey Through Overdrive: Sidestep, Nosedive! *
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A Morning Wood Production
Shakespeare's Globe Theatre
West Edge Off Center
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~ * ~
"... yes,
Just a bunch of Outlyers
Lying ~ And the Lying Liars, too ..."
~ Folly
"... outlying over at The Ratty Rascals, just a Dutch Micro ~ Brewery
En Haarlem, Holland."
~ Twittering
Hey ~ !
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ waves
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
.|***|............................ ~ (@:> *
"Reports sent on every post today.
I can't wait until they pull your service arsehole.
If they don't,
WE have alternate plans."
~ Scorn B Woe
"O, yes, The FBI call me this morning ~
Gotta go call that very
Nice lady back!"
~ Twittering
"Twitty!
Call Seymore, too ~ Don't forget
About Leonardo!"
~ Folly
"No, know!
Never ~
Of course not!
In search of Leonardo
We are ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ! * ! * ! !"
~ Twittering
"Wobbot, give it up ~
The only person in a total flap about her is you.
It's making
You look a bit,
Well...
Stupid. Kinda Ed Prozac-ie."
~ Roger.
"... O stop
Cavorting with giddy Merlot!
Got
Any freebies?"
~ Folly
*
BREAD or
Deade?
"Thou shalt by trial know what bitter fare
Is others' bread;-how hard the path to go
Upward and downward by another's stair."
~ Dante,
Paradiso, Canto XVII. Line 58.
(Wright.)
"Cast thy bread upon the waters;
For thou shalt find it after many days."
~ Ecclesiastes,
Chap. XI. Verse 1.
"Breakfast,
Severed at this tavern?"
~ Twittering
"For, yes, so far we've travelled,
And hungry we are!"
~ Folly
"Their breakfast so warm, to be sure they did eat,
A custom in travellers mighty discreet."
~ Prior,
Downhall, a ballad.
"And then to breakfast with what appetite you have."
~ Shakespeare,
King Henry VIII., Act III. Scene 2.
(The King to his Lords, but frowning at Wolsey.)
"Is breakfast ready, mine host?
...
It is, my little Hebrew."
~ Anonymous,
The Merry Devil of Edmonton. Last Scene.
"BRIEFs,
Or boxers?"
~ Folly
"Brevity is the soul of wit."
~ Shakespeare,
Hamlet, Act II. Scene 2.
(Polonius to the King and Queen.)
"Brief, boy, brief!"
~ Fletcher,
The Woman Hater, Act I. Scene 2.
"'Tis brief, my lord,
...
As woman's love."
~ Shakespeare,
Hamlet, Act III. Scene 2.
(Hamlet and Ophelia at the Play.)
"We must be brief when traitors brave the field."
~ Shakespeare,
King Richard III. Act IV. Scene 3.
(Richard to Ratcliffe.)
Twittering One
Peppermint! My head's stuck on overdive ~
No nosedive! MACH II.
Someone struck
Our chord! Yanked our chain ~
Who's driving this cork screw,
Uncorking us?"
~ Folly
"Dunno, just ~
Following you, Folly!"
~ Twittering
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~ A Morning Wood
Publication
On Evolutionary Theory ~
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"The Polymerase Chain
Gang ~
A Technique to Replicate
A DNA Fragment
In Order to Replicate the DNA
Sequence"
Description ~
By the Damn Book:
Or, Very Unlikely, So
Go Lightly!
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Look for
The forthcoming sequel...
"Zanadu ~ How
We
Chained the Bookstore"
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Yes ~
A Morning Wood "Do It for Mummies"
Infinite Regression,
By Superb Suggestion
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* Dogging Arts * Fogging Minds * It's a Star *
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Nature?
Where's my nurture?
O, no further,
No more left, so, like
What Now
What's Next?
*
*
!*!*!*!What The Void Had to Say...~~~~
*
!Morning Wood Continues
Medical Education ~
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~ Just One of
The Morning Wood Experimental
Lavoratory Developmental
Experiences ~
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~ ! ~The First of the Series ~ ! ~
No more Nurture
Left over?
<.0.
O.
What Now?
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Forthcoming...
~ * ~ The Anti-Matter Pitter Patter,
A Sore Spot
Opens Up ~ * ~
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"The Void, Yes,
I
Fell
In
To
!"
~ * ~
So Just See ~ That Vulture
Right Over There!
"O."
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(",)~~~~Or
Consider~~~~(".)
"The Nurture of the Forest, Or
The Wolves, Bears, Reptiles,
And Amphibians ~ What
They Taught
Me
Not to Do,
When They Raised Me,
After Discovering Me Under
A Rock"
~ * ~
"There Was a Child Went
Forth...
A human being
Is not a black box
With one orifice for emitting a chunk of stuff
Called communication and another for receiving it.
And, at the same time,
Communication is not simply
The sum of the bits of information which pass
Between two people in a given period time.
...Let us further imagine
That we decided to make up an experimental
Universe a deux
And put two human beings in an elaborate box,
And then decided to record all the informational
Signal units that flowed into the box
And were potentially receivable
By its occupants."
~ Ray L. Birdwhistell,
>From "Kinesics and Context"
[p. 3]
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Watch for
~ ! ~ The Second
Series ~ ! ~
"The Eggshell Cracks.
Open?"
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A Morning Wood Box Lunch
Continuing Medical Education [CeeME!?]
Grande Rounds Series