Google Groups no longer supports new Usenet posts or subscriptions. Historical content remains viewable.
Dismiss

Happy Birthday to Ashley Adams!

2 views
Skip to first unread message

Steve Nuss

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
Ashley celebrates her 16th today! Happy Birthday to my favorite coaster chick
and love! Have a great day, and I'll see you in 12 hours! I love you!

-Steve
-----------------
--Coaster Enthusiast Since 4/24/98
--Track Record: 12
--Number 1 Steel: Fire Dragon
--Number 1 Wood: Gwazi Lion
--Home Park: Islands of Adventure

Steve Nuss

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
>Like, I said July rocks... hah? Steve
>

You could say that... ;-)

Brian Lamendola

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
Happy Sweet 16 to you, Ashley. Have a great day!

ioadd...@aol.com.TakeOut (Steve Nuss) wrote:
>Ashley celebrates her 16th today! Happy Birthday to my favorite coaster
>chick
>and love! Have a great day, and I'll see you in 12 hours! I love you!

- Brian
http://come.to/coastconn
Enjoying The Coaster Season

Matt Cmar

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
Happy birthday Ash!

I think I know what you'll be doing...

Enjoy your day. :)


- - - - - - - - -
Matt Cmar
Jacksonville, Florida
(relocated from Pittsburgh, PA)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Remove the .org to reply, AOL is NOT non-profit.

Dean Graham

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
Like, I said July rocks... hah? Steve

WoFmAmBa 99'
TrAcK ReCoRd: 203
"Fear Nothing, You only live Once"
Fav' StEeL: Apollo's Chariot
Fav' wOOd: Shivering Timbers


Rob Fournier

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
Yea, happy birthday ash, I think i'll know who you'll be doing.


Rob Fournier
Tampa, Florida

Track Count~~~> 9
Ride Count~~~~>36
Favorite Steel~~~~> Kumba
Favorite Wood~~~~> The Thunderbolt
Home Park~~~~~~> Busch Gardens, Tampa Bay

Visit Rob's Busch Gardens Extravaganza!
http://come.to/BGT


Max Cannon

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
ioadd...@aol.com.TakeOut (Steve Nuss) wrote:

>Ashley celebrates her 16th today! Happy Birthday to my favorite coaster chick
>and love! Have a great day, and I'll see you in 12 hours! I love you!

>-Steve
> -----------------


Happy Birthday Ashley.

Can't wait for this trip report.

Max
who is in an-ti-ci-pation over it.


Max Cannon
mo...@mindspring.com/TomSe...@aol.com


Visit Thrills'R'Us at...
http://members.aol.com/TomServoMC/thrillindex.html
Carowinds,TOP GUN, the Hulk, Dragons... Coasters and More.
***FRESHLY UPDATED: 07/27/99

TopFiveSteel: Hulk/Volcano/Top Gun/Apollo's Chariot/Montu
TopFiveWood: Grizzly/SwampFox/GACyclone/Hurler/GASM


Jack Wlezien

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
Ashley Adams, a confused girl no doubt. Possibly under permanent haze from the
hot Florida sun, she continues to maintain a (sexual?) relationship with one
Steve Nuss even after she has made his acquantince. Peculiar girl indeed.

Furthermore, she has promised myself the life long gift of her virginity and of
course, the honorary best friend slot, also home to one BOH, who despite the
fact failed to bring me my CD from IoA foolishly thinks he still has the right
to that title. Silly old BOH. Your time has come an gone.

Anyhoot, Ashley is a particularly gullible little miss who opens "the gate" to
find a so-called postal carrier who has buisness in the household. The fact
Ashley Adams is turning 16 and still not mature enough to detect good from evil
scares me. Then again, who doesn't scare you who has the same initials as
American Airlines in this day and age?

Sadly, I had high hopes for this young girl until I obtained the knowledge I
know now. Let me tell you Ashley Adams is some form of innocent little
dragon(#2) unlike any the world has seen before. As she whips her large tail
she kills many in a single stride, causing the little tribesmen below to starve
by lack of buffalo in the pasture.

My thoughts can best be described in this parable I de-coded after discovering
it in a Applebees bathroom:

.....
Tiger sing under moon.
Rude lobster interupts.
Why Tiger not eat?
Lobster not taste good.

"Grunt, grunt, grunt.
All day long.
Grunt, grunt, grunt.
Grunt in song."
Tribesman no not why
he turns to innocent little dragon(#1)
only why he grunt, grunt, grunt,
all day all the day through
For fear he be eaten
by innocent little dragon number 2.

Tree not grow.
if no rain.
Lizards not lay eggs
if no fire.
Cats no Meooooooow
if no farty sounds.
Mr. Roper no party
unless native princess around.
GRRRRRRR!
......
Take this and tell your grand children.

Happy 16th birthday Ashley. How sweet it is, how very sweet it is. I'll be at
home, whistling on the porch, and strummin' on the ole' banjo.

-Jack Wlezien*, Caged Monkey
*Feels the love in this room right now.
Unclear On The Concept!

I pitty Ashley, I truly do. I pitty those who know her, mainly myself.

Wes Lagattolla

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
I think I speak for most of the group when I say.....

WHAT?

=W=(who hopes Steve will explain this..)

Wes Lagattolla wes...@ibm.net

#1 Wood- GhostRider #1 Steel- Steel Force
******* ****** ***** **** *** ** *
"I firmly believe in the philosophy of a ruling class.
Especially since I rule."
Randall, "Clerks"

Steve Nuss

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
>I think I speak for most of the group when I say.....
>
>WHAT?
>
>=W=(who hopes Steve will explain this..)

I'll try and explain one day...Maybe. :-)

-Steve, rolling over laughing

Dan Chase

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
>Ashley celebrates her 16th today! Happy Birthday to my favorite coaster
>chick
>and love! Have a great day, and I'll see you in 12 hours! I love you!
>
>-Steve

Happy Birthday Ashley!!!!

==Dan Chase==
Dan's Coaster Page
http://members.aol.com/DANIMATION/coaster.html


mamoosh

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
Happy Birthday, Ashley!

Matthew/Mamoosh
[who has a neice named Ashley!]

Steve Nuss wrote in message
<19990731001354...@ng-fy1.aol.com>...


>Ashley celebrates her 16th today! Happy Birthday to my favorite coaster
chick
>and love! Have a great day, and I'll see you in 12 hours! I love you!
>
>-Steve

Scott Schaffer

unread,
Jul 31, 1999, 3:00:00 AM7/31/99
to
>Furthermore, she has promised myself the life long gift of her virginity and
>of
>course, the honorary best friend slot, also home to one BOH, who despite the
>fact failed to bring me my CD from IoA foolishly thinks he still has the
>right
>to that title. Silly old BOH. Your time has come an gone.

Blast =*(


Scott Schaffer

No.1 Steel: Raging Bull (SFGAm)
No.1 Wood: Viper (SFGAm)

Favorite Non-Coaster rides: Ejector Seat, Skyscraper (Finally)

Raging Bull Count: 45
Coaster Count: 32

Ash

unread,
Aug 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/1/99
to
Thank you all for wishing me a Happy Sweet 16! I did have a very good birthday
yesterday. Jack, thank you for those ramblings, I was laughing so hard when I
read it that my parents started to worry about me. =) Talk to you all later, I
have a family reunion to go to today!

~Ash (who is now 16years and 1day old) =)
-------------------------------------------------
Track record: 24
#24 was Hulk @ IoA on July 23rd
Fave Park: Islands of Adventure
Fave Steel: Magnum XL-200 DDragons
and Hulk
Fave Wood: Blue Streak & Gwazi
Home Park: Islands of Adventure

Justin K.

unread,
Aug 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/2/99
to
Rob Fournier (bgtfa...@aol.com) wrote:

>Yea, happy birthday ash, I think i'll know who you'll be doing.

I HOPE that was a typo, or you're really one incredibly rude, crass, and
uncouth person....
BGTG...@aol.com (remove "ToTRules" to reply)
***************************
<a href="http://members.tripod.com/jkdesigns/intro.htm">JK Designs</a>.
Take a look!


Steve Nuss

unread,
Aug 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/2/99
to
>I HOPE that was a typo, or you're really one incredibly rude, crass, and
>uncouth person....

Actually, what Rob said was not a typo. He was joking after Bri
Lamendola(or someone, maybe Matt Cmar?) said "I think I know what you'll be
doing". It was a joke, in a semi-serious context. Everyone laughed about(ie,
everyone in the reg. RRC Chat--Brian L., Matt, Rob, Ashley, Max-who posted a
good one himself :-), and JackW.) Don't worry, he meant no harm. Simply a
joke. :-)

Brian Lamendola

unread,
Aug 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/2/99
to
Nope, wasn't me. I made an unfunny comment, I couldn't think of anything funny
to say. I can't remember who originally made the comment, though.

ioadd...@aol.com.TakeOut (Steve Nuss) wrote:
>Actually, what Rob said was not a typo. He was joking after Bri
>Lamendola(or someone, maybe Matt Cmar?) said "I think I know what you'll be
>doing". It was a joke, in a semi-serious context. Everyone laughed
>about(ie,
>everyone in the reg. RRC Chat--Brian L., Matt, Rob, Ashley, Max-who posted a
>good one himself :-), and JackW.) Don't worry, he meant no harm. Simply a
>joke. :-)

- Brian

Ted Ansley

unread,
Aug 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/3/99
to
Happy Birthday Ashley....looks like ours are on the same day! July 31?

Ted
------
Ted Ansley
**Rollercoaster Fan<atic>**
ansl...@earthlink.net

Kip

unread,
Aug 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/3/99
to
On 02 Aug 1999 17:42:54 GMT, ioadd...@aol.com.TakeOut (Steve Nuss)
wrote:

>>I HOPE that was a typo, or you're really one incredibly rude, crass, and
>>uncouth person....

>Don't worry, he meant no harm. Simply a joke. :-)

Duh, of course it was a joke. This is Steve we're talking about.

(Steve? Get some action? Hahaha! Tee hee hee! Giggle! SNORT!)

/k

Chris Kearsing

unread,
Aug 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/3/99
to
Kip wrote:

> (Steve? Get some action? Hahaha! Tee hee hee! Giggle! SNORT!)

And no longer may your penis be flaccid and unused.

--
Chris Kearsing
Six Flags Great Adventure- The world's new Superpark!
Six Flags Darien Lake- SUPERMAN- The extreme machine.
THE NIGHTMARE- the new old ride, at The Great Escape!

Ash

unread,
Aug 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/3/99
to
>Happy Birthday Ashley....looks like ours are on the same day! July 31?
>
>Ted

Right Ted, July 31st, how cool is that? Anyway, Happy Belated Birthday to you!

~Ash

0 new messages