ioaddic...@aol.com.TakeOut (Steve Nuss) wrote: >Ashley celebrates her 16th today! Happy Birthday to my favorite coaster chick >and love! Have a great day, and I'll see you in 12 hours! I love you! >-Steve > -----------------
Happy Birthday Ashley.
Can't wait for this trip report.
Max who is in an-ti-ci-pation over it.
Max Cannon mo...@mindspring.com/TomServ...@aol.com
Ashley Adams, a confused girl no doubt. Possibly under permanent haze from the hot Florida sun, she continues to maintain a (sexual?) relationship with one Steve Nuss even after she has made his acquantince. Peculiar girl indeed.
Furthermore, she has promised myself the life long gift of her virginity and of course, the honorary best friend slot, also home to one BOH, who despite the fact failed to bring me my CD from IoA foolishly thinks he still has the right to that title. Silly old BOH. Your time has come an gone.
Anyhoot, Ashley is a particularly gullible little miss who opens "the gate" to find a so-called postal carrier who has buisness in the household. The fact Ashley Adams is turning 16 and still not mature enough to detect good from evil scares me. Then again, who doesn't scare you who has the same initials as American Airlines in this day and age?
Sadly, I had high hopes for this young girl until I obtained the knowledge I know now. Let me tell you Ashley Adams is some form of innocent little dragon(#2) unlike any the world has seen before. As she whips her large tail she kills many in a single stride, causing the little tribesmen below to starve by lack of buffalo in the pasture.
My thoughts can best be described in this parable I de-coded after discovering it in a Applebees bathroom:
..... Tiger sing under moon. Rude lobster interupts. Why Tiger not eat? Lobster not taste good.
"Grunt, grunt, grunt. All day long. Grunt, grunt, grunt. Grunt in song." Tribesman no not why he turns to innocent little dragon(#1) only why he grunt, grunt, grunt, all day all the day through For fear he be eaten by innocent little dragon number 2.
Tree not grow. if no rain. Lizards not lay eggs if no fire. Cats no Meooooooow if no farty sounds. Mr. Roper no party unless native princess around. GRRRRRRR! ...... Take this and tell your grand children.
Happy 16th birthday Ashley. How sweet it is, how very sweet it is. I'll be at home, whistling on the porch, and strummin' on the ole' banjo.
-Jack Wlezien*, Caged Monkey *Feels the love in this room right now. Unclear On The Concept!
I pitty Ashley, I truly do. I pitty those who know her, mainly myself.
>Ashley Adams, a confused girl no doubt. Possibly under permanent haze from the >hot Florida sun, she continues to maintain a (sexual?) relationship with one >Steve Nuss even after she has made his acquantince. Peculiar girl indeed.
>Furthermore, she has promised myself the life long gift of her virginity and of >course, the honorary best friend slot, also home to one BOH, who despite the >fact failed to bring me my CD from IoA foolishly thinks he still has the right >to that title. Silly old BOH. Your time has come an gone.
>Anyhoot, Ashley is a particularly gullible little miss who opens "the gate" to >find a so-called postal carrier who has buisness in the household. The fact >Ashley Adams is turning 16 and still not mature enough to detect good from evil >scares me. Then again, who doesn't scare you who has the same initials as >American Airlines in this day and age?
>Sadly, I had high hopes for this young girl until I obtained the knowledge I >know now. Let me tell you Ashley Adams is some form of innocent little >dragon(#2) unlike any the world has seen before. As she whips her large tail >she kills many in a single stride, causing the little tribesmen below to starve >by lack of buffalo in the pasture.
>My thoughts can best be described in this parable I de-coded after discovering >it in a Applebees bathroom:
>..... >Tiger sing under moon. >Rude lobster interupts. >Why Tiger not eat? >Lobster not taste good.
>"Grunt, grunt, grunt. >All day long. >Grunt, grunt, grunt. >Grunt in song." >Tribesman no not why >he turns to innocent little dragon(#1) >only why he grunt, grunt, grunt, >all day all the day through >For fear he be eaten >by innocent little dragon number 2.
>Tree not grow. >if no rain. >Lizards not lay eggs >if no fire. >Cats no Meooooooow >if no farty sounds. >Mr. Roper no party >unless native princess around. >GRRRRRRR! >...... >Take this and tell your grand children.
>Happy 16th birthday Ashley. How sweet it is, how very sweet it is. I'll be at >home, whistling on the porch, and strummin' on the ole' banjo.
>-Jack Wlezien*, Caged Monkey > *Feels the love in this room right now. >Unclear On The Concept!
>I pitty Ashley, I truly do. I pitty those who know her, mainly myself.
#1 Wood- GhostRider #1 Steel- Steel Force ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * "I firmly believe in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule." Randall, "Clerks"
>Furthermore, she has promised myself the life long gift of her virginity and >of >course, the honorary best friend slot, also home to one BOH, who despite the >fact failed to bring me my CD from IoA foolishly thinks he still has the >right >to that title. Silly old BOH. Your time has come an gone.
Thank you all for wishing me a Happy Sweet 16! I did have a very good birthday yesterday. Jack, thank you for those ramblings, I was laughing so hard when I read it that my parents started to worry about me. =) Talk to you all later, I have a family reunion to go to today!
~Ash (who is now 16years and 1day old) =) ------------------------------------------------- Track record: 24 #24 was Hulk @ IoA on July 23rd Fave Park: Islands of Adventure Fave Steel: Magnum XL-200 DDragons and Hulk Fave Wood: Blue Streak & Gwazi Home Park: Islands of Adventure
Rob Fournier (bgtfana...@aol.com) wrote: >Yea, happy birthday ash, I think i'll know who you'll be doing.
I HOPE that was a typo, or you're really one incredibly rude, crass, and uncouth person.... BGTGw...@aol.com (remove "ToTRules" to reply) *************************** <a href="http://members.tripod.com/jkdesigns/intro.htm">JK Designs</a>. Take a look!
>I HOPE that was a typo, or you're really one incredibly rude, crass, and >uncouth person....
Actually, what Rob said was not a typo. He was joking after Bri Lamendola(or someone, maybe Matt Cmar?) said "I think I know what you'll be doing". It was a joke, in a semi-serious context. Everyone laughed about(ie, everyone in the reg. RRC Chat--Brian L., Matt, Rob, Ashley, Max-who posted a good one himself :-), and JackW.) Don't worry, he meant no harm. Simply a joke. :-)
-Steve ----------------- --Coaster Enthusiast Since 4/24/98 --Track Record: 12 --Number 1 Steel: Fire Dragon --Number 1 Wood: Gwazi Lion --Home Park: Islands of Adventure
>Actually, what Rob said was not a typo. He was joking after Bri >Lamendola(or someone, maybe Matt Cmar?) said "I think I know what you'll be >doing". It was a joke, in a semi-serious context. Everyone laughed >about(ie, >everyone in the reg. RRC Chat--Brian L., Matt, Rob, Ashley, Max-who posted a >good one himself :-), and JackW.) Don't worry, he meant no harm. Simply a >joke. :-)
Kip wrote: > (Steve? Get some action? Hahaha! Tee hee hee! Giggle! SNORT!)
And no longer may your penis be flaccid and unused.
-- Chris Kearsing Six Flags Great Adventure- The world's new Superpark! Six Flags Darien Lake- SUPERMAN- The extreme machine. THE NIGHTMARE- the new old ride, at The Great Escape!
>Happy Birthday Ashley....looks like ours are on the same day! July 31?
>Ted
Right Ted, July 31st, how cool is that? Anyway, Happy Belated Birthday to you!
~Ash ------------------------------------------------- Track record: 24 #24 was Hulk @ IoA on July 23rd Fave Park: Islands of Adventure Fave Steel: Magnum XL-200 DDragons and Hulk Fave Wood: Blue Streak & Gwazi Home Park: Islands of Adventure
