From the church of Bob....
Drifter
Drifter...
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. 1-216-320-9528
Fax: (216) 320-9528
st...@subgenius.com
CLEVELAND, Ohio, April 5, 2009: The Church of the SubGenius has
announced that the end of the world will take place on Sunday, July 5,
2009. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy,
the Church is requesting that all of its members participate in a
festival with rock concerts and blasphemous rituals taking place in
upstate New York, during the final weekend before the arrival of the
apocalypse.
The Church of the SubGenius is a religious organization often accused
of being a "parody" of religious cults, including Scientology, the
Raelians, the Unification Church, and racist hate groups such as
Christian Identity. The organization is widely seen as a satire that
mocks organized religion, or as the church describes itself, "a
cynisacreligion."
Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has
predicted that a fleet of flying saucers will arrive at the beginning
of July to destroy the worldwide Conspiracy against the Church of the
SubGenius, while all ordained SubGenius ministers will be rescued by
escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the
Xists.
The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together
for the final hours in Sherman, New York from Wednesday, July 1 to
Sunday, July 5, at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called
Brushwood Folklore Center. The first gathering at this compound took
place in 1996, and the event has increased in size and participants
each following year. 1998 was designated the first true "X-Day," and
each successive year has added one to the total. This year's
celebration in 2009 is X-Day 12, or X-Day XII.
The Church has been engaged in a massive recruitment campaign to
increase the numbers of its membership before the arrival of the
Xists. According to Church records, the organization currently has
approximately 100,000 members worldwide. SubGenius recruitment has
been especially dedicated among the ranks of people who refuse to
conform to the norms of society, including disbelievers, blasphemers,
pranksters, rebels, hackers, pornographers, geeks, and outcasts.
The Church is seeking performers and producers from the adult
entertainment industry in particular, because sexual freedom has been
an important part of Church doctrine from the start. X-Day will be a
celebration of free expression, performance art, rock and roll,
pornography, and adult entertainment; and certain parts of the event
will be restricted to adults only. Only ordained ministers of the
Church of the SubGenius are allowed at the event, but the Church is
accepting memberships at its standard rate of $30 up until the final
hours of July 4.
The Church of the SubGenius has been no stranger to controversy since
its foundation, and the upcoming X-Day celebration promises to be no
different. In the late 1980s, members of the Church were accused of
spreading a virus in Macintosh computers known as the "Peace Virus."
Numerous articles have been written on the Church in such noteworthy
publications as the New York Times, Washington Post, Wired Online,
Boston Globe, U.S. News and World Report; and broadcast reports have
been produced by CNN and NPR. In April 1999, officials of the city of
Cambridge, Massachusetts shut down an official SubGenius Devival
gathering in the belief that the Church was affiliated with the
Trenchcoat Mafia (the organization blamed for the Columbine high
school shootings), though authorities later realized the association
was mistaken. In its January 1, 2000 issue, a Time magazine poll
declared J.R. "Bob" Dobbs the biggest fraud of the 20th century.
The Church received additional media attention in 2006 when one of its
high-ranking members, known in SubGenius circles as Reverend Mary
Magdalen, became involved in a legal battle for custody of her son due
to her membership in the Church. This case has been covered in such
popular online sites as Boing Boing, Fark, and Wikinews (Wikipedia's
news reporting service).
Detailed information about X-Day can be found on the World Wide Web at
the X-Day Web site:
The official home page of the Church of the SubGenius can be found at:
Reverend Mary Magdalen's custody case:
http://www.modemac.com/wiki/Reverend_Magdalen
Photographers, entertainers, production companies, radio broadcasters,
and all media producers are encouraged to contact the Church at its
Cleveland, Ohio headquarters at 1-216-320-9528.
-- The High Weirdness Project http://www.modemac.com
dave
>
> Photographers, entertainers, production companies, radio broadcasters,
> and all media producers are encouraged to contact the Church at its
> Cleveland, Ohio headquarters at 1-216-320-9528.
> -- The High Weirdness Project http://www.modemac.com
Wada wada wada
dave
> On Tue, 05 May 2009 11:11:24 -0400, Drifter wrote:
>
>
>> http://www.modemac.com/x-day
>
> Just came across this old post and it looks like the X-Day Armageddon
> either didn't happen or I wasn't selected to be a part of the rapture.
> Looks like Dobbs is still here too.
>
Here's Bob now...
cuh...@webtv.net
GOD, why is it they type G.d? I Say they (''they'') are CHICKEN!
GOD is GOD.
cuhulin
Bushcraftgregg
> We're not the same.
> His smile comes from a pill,
> mine comes from my pipe.
Gotta ask. What do you put in that there
pipe Bob?:-)
nurk_fred2000
> Bushcraftgregg wrote:
>
> >Gotta ask. What do you put in that there
> >pipe Bob?:-)
>
>
> --
>
> Operator Bob
> Echo Charlie 42
***Hey Dobb...you a big pot head stoner too...like Doobie Dave...I
wonder what you build when you're all toked up w/o plans and
blueprints...Jets...?...:Big Rig Trucks...?...Power Plants..:smoke
another bowl loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...:-)
cuh...@webtv.net
In an earlier Lonesome Dove this afternoon, a guy was playing Lorena
song on an old raggity Piano.
The yearrrs go swiftly by Loreeeena, since ee held your hond ay
minnnneeee, ee hardly feel the snow Loreeeeena, the darkness soon will
pass,,,,,,
cuhulin
cuh...@webtv.net
cuhulin
Bushcraftgregg
Ha! I "thought" about going there Fred but I had an
inkling you may have wanted to add your input.
I gotta admit though, if it were legal, I'd like to
have a puff, just one time. I think the last time I did that, I was
close to nineteen years old, I can't
even remember what it feels like.
Just remember, *puff-puff-pass*....I wonder how
many puffs Bob takes before he passes. All
in fun Bob. ;-D
Bushcraftgregg
I'm going to watch "Seabiscuit" at midnight, what
a great little horsey.
cuh...@webtv.net
On tonight's Trailer Park Boys at 9:00 PM.''Take Your Little Gun and Get
Out of My Trailer Park'' and ''F..k Community College Let's Get Drunk
and Eat Chicken Fingers''. Julian and Ricky get out of prison and band
together with other residents to kick Cyrus out.
Only on DIRECTV!
cuhulin
cuh...@webtv.net
cuh...@webtv.net
an hour and get my beauty sleep.Screw that staying up till midnight
sh.t!
3,000 year old butter discovered in Ireland.
www.freerepublic.com/focus/t-chat/2320888/posts
It is Excellent Butter too!, better than you can get at the food
stores.There are no germs in those Bogs.
oof a poon O' booter.
The Book Of Kells was found in a Bog in Ireland.I have a reprint of the
Book Of Kells.
cuhulin
Brenda Ann
"Bob Dobbs" <chupa...@operamail.com> wrote in message
news:4a8ebec0.10319312@chupacabra...
> We're not the same.
> His smile comes from a pill,
> mine comes from my pipe.
Brenda Ann
"Brenda Ann" <bre...@shinbiro.com> wrote in message
news:OZednZ2ldcATyRPX...@giganews.com...
Ignore that link.. I didn't pay attention to how much else was on that page.
Use this one instead:
http://www.chrismasto.com/delicious/images/170
~ RHF
> Brenda Ann wrote:
>
> >"Brenda Ann" <bren...@shinbiro.com> wrote in message
> >news:OZednZ2ldcATyRPX...@giganews.com...
> >>http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.chrismasto.com/deli...
>
> >Ignore that link.. I didn't pay attention to how much else was on that page.
> >Use this one instead:
>
- Or the one I posted back on Cinco de Mayo;
- http://tinyurl.com/bobdobbs
Brenda Ann
>
I know several broadcast engineers that are into the Church of the
Sub-Genius. (interesting, that, since most of them are in the higher end of
the genius category, and totally nutty personalities)
Bushcraftgregg
> >news:OZednZ2ldcATyRPX...@giganews.com...
> >>http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.chrismasto.com/deli...
>
> >Ignore that link.. I didn't pay attention to how much else was on that page.
> >Use this one instead:
>
> >http://www.chrismasto.com/delicious/images/170
>
>
I have to ask Bob, do you happen to have a bong
as part of your puffing arsenal? Any cool looking
glass pipes? I've seen some pretty nice ones in
my day. :-)
Bushcraftgregg
I have to say, the *Doobie Dave* is a good one,
I like it, it makes me laugh. I can just imagine
posting on usenet if I was high on pot.<shaking
my head>
Bushcraftgregg
> Bushcraftgregg wrote:
>
> >I have to ask Bob, do you happen to have a bong
> >as part of your puffing arsenal? Any cool looking
> >glass pipes? I've seen some pretty nice ones in
> >my day. :-)
>
> but we used to use crushed ice and Creme de Menthe back when.
> More practical is simple brass fittings that will disassemble and go
> into an ultrasonic tub full of trichlorethylene.
Never heard of the crushed ice thing but I do
understand the brass fittings scenario. I remember
my school pal put together a nice pipe that he had
all throughout my younger years.
He had one of the three fittings ( If I remember right)
....the one in the middle of the pipe. It was his "chamber" so too
speak where he had that thing
packed with weed.
Of course we didn't burn that, it just sat there and
got all resinated and he would empty it into a big
vitamin bottle, you know what I mean? He'd have
that bottle packed over a years period with like 10th
generation roach weed....lol...that stuff was incredible.<sigh> I
can't believe I'm talking about
this in RRS. :-) You and Doobie Dave are bad
influences on me. Ha!
dave
> dave wrote:
>> Toxic wrote:
>>> On Tue, 05 May 2009 11:11:24 -0400, Drifter wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> http://www.modemac.com/x-day
>>> Just came across this old post and it looks like the X-Day Armageddon
>>> either didn't happen or I wasn't selected to be a part of the rapture.
>>> Looks like Dobbs is still here too.
>>>
>> Here's Bob now...
>>
>> http://www.enzyte.com/
>
> That's smiling Bob
> We're not the same.
> His smile comes from a pill,
> mine comes from my pipe.
>
Slack.
dave
> On Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:00:10 -0500, cuhulin wrote:
>
>> Looka here, some online news articles I read and if somebody mentions
>> GOD, why is it they type G.d? I Say they (''they'') are CHICKEN! GOD is
>> GOD.
>> cuhulin
>
> I think jews routinely misspell the word god,
> some sort of taboo against referring to something
> that's only a powerless myth to start with.
God is my bitch.
dave
How is this different from real life right outside doggy's front door?
cuh...@webtv.net
ANOTHER ''Don't drive on my yard Fence!'' to keep that dude next door
from driving across my little strip of yard and my driveway with his big
ass ugly old Oldsmobile car.Last April or May, I had to build that OTHER
''Don't drive on my yard!'' Fence.A few months ago, their garbage can
turned over, some of that garbage spilled over on my yard, he BLAMED IT
ON ME! They have a little dog that they have abandoned/have
neglected.The little dog has to shift for (it is a female dog) herself
nowadays.I saw the dog numerous times eating green pecans that have
fallen off the pecan trees around here.I haven't seen those people give
the little dog any food or water in weeks.I feel sorry for the dog, I
PITY those ''people''!
They are DUMB ''neighbors''!
You or I cannot compare that to most people who live in trailer parks
though, not in real life anyway.
Yesterday, I saw on local tv news a new Bonnie and Clyde movie will be
filmed.Part of the new movie will be filmed in Natchez,Mississippi.Maybe
that divorced Bell South woman who lives in Natchez will be in the
movie.She used to live next door to me.She would be Perfect for that
movie.I reckon I might plug in my phone tonight and call her arse about
the new movie.
www.devilfinder.com
Julie Emerick Bell South
www.devilfinder.com
New Bonnie and Clyde Movie Natchez Mississippi
cuhulin
cuh...@webtv.net
who worked with us at the ammo supply point (ammo dump) at Tan Son Nhut,
he had a little homemade two pieces brass, or copper pipe.He would put
his pipe together and put something in his pipe and he would take two or
three puffs and then take his pipe apart and put it back in his
pocket.One time, one of those Vietnamese guys put some baby mice in one
of my pockets.
www.tsna.org
I hand roll my cigarettes, TOP (brand name) menthol tobacco.
cuhulin
~ RHF
- God is my bitch.
Dave -proclaims- God Is My Bitch !
it would appear that the obama-bot© dave
is having another obama-speak© moment.
.
~ RHF
> On Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:29:28 -0700, ~ RHF wrote:
> > it would appear that the obama-bot© dave is having another obama-speak©
> > moment.
>
> or would that be Obamasessed©?
more like Ob-Ama-Sessed© !
-or- Obama-Natic© {Fanatic}
.
dave
dxAce
dave wrote:
Dave, you are higher than a Kite.
dave
>
> Dave -proclaims- God Is My Bitch !
>
> it would appear that the obama-bot� dave
> is having another obama-speak� moment.
> .
Obama has nothing to do with my close personal relationship with the
omniscient one.
cuh...@webtv.net
www.zigzag.com Bugler is too strong for me.I have an old cardboard
can of Camel cigarette tobacco, I haven't even opened it yet, I didn't
even know I had it here, I discovered it a few months ago.My Granpaw
smoked a pack of Camel cigarettes every day.He passed away at only
nienty six years young.
cuhulin
cuh...@webtv.net
www.worldnetdaily.com
So, how about that super duper Canadian Socialist health care!?
cuhulin
~ RHF
- - ~ RHF wrote:
- -
- - Dave -proclaims- God Is My Bitch !
- -
- - it would appear that the obama-bot© dave
- - is having another obama-speak© moment.
- - .
- Obama has nothing to do with my close
- {im}personal relationship with the omniscient one.
.
Gee Dave there is no need for you to get
"All Wee-Wee'd Up !" like Prez Obama
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=15164159&ch=4226716&src=news
.
Prez Obama {without his Teleprompter} is Truly
the Gift {Gaft} that Keeps on Giving - rotfl ~ RHF
.
.
White House trying to Define Prez Obama's :
"All Wee-Wee'd Up !"
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/08/21/robert-gibbs-defines-obama-phrase-wee-weed-up/
-while- Everyone knows Prez Obama was talking
about . . . many/most of the Members {members}
of US Government Pissing-on-Themselves; which
would include 'himself' ;;;---}}}
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0809/26328.html
.
Yeah - Obama-Speak© is Sort-of-Like "Zeta-Talk"
comes to Prime-Time in Washington DC.
http://www.zetatalk.com/
.
Picture this "Yes We Wee-Wee-Can !
http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/obligatory-all-wee-weed-up-photoshop/
.
Maybe Prez Obama realizes that it is He
Himself [BHO] that has Wee Wee'd On
Obama-Care©
http://blogs.abcnews.com/thenote/2009/08/weeweed-up-health-care-debate-slips-further-from-white-house-control.html
.
Lets All Sing-a-long with Prez Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi_ju0Bw0_U
.
baracking-the-obama -cause- he's the prez ~ RHF
.
Bushcraftgregg
> On Aug 21, 2:36 pm, dave <d...@dave.dave> wrote:
> - - ~ RHF wrote:
> - -
> - - Dave -proclaims- God Is My Bitch !
> - -
> - - it would appear that the obama-bot© dave
> - - is having another obama-speak© moment.
> - - .
>
> - Obama has nothing to do with my close
> - {im}personal relationship with the omniscient one.
> .
> Gee Dave there is no need for you to get
> .
> Prez Obama {without his Teleprompter} is Truly
> the Gift {Gaft} that Keeps on Giving - rotfl ~ RHF
> .
> .
> White House trying to Define Prez Obama's :
> -while- Everyone knows Prez Obama was talking
> about . . . many/most of the Members {members}
> of US Government Pissing-on-Themselves; which
> would include 'himself' ;;;---}}}http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0809/26328.html
> .
> Yeah - Obama-Speak© is Sort-of-Like "Zeta-Talk"
> .
> Picture this "Yes We Wee-Wee-Can !http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/obligatory-all-wee-weed-up-ph...
> .
> Maybe Prez Obama realizes that it is He
> Himself [BHO] that has Wee Wee'd On
> .
> Lets All Sing-a-long with Prez Obamahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi_ju0Bw0_U
> .
> baracking-the-obama -cause- he's the prez ~ RHF
> .
Ah man, if that Zetatalk thing is the same lady who was
on Coast to Coast I will say "she is baked."
~ RHF
- - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi_ju0Bw0_U
- - .
- - baracking-the-obama -cause- he's the prez ~ RHF
- - .
- Ah man, if that Zetatalk thing is the same lady
- who was on Coast to Coast I will say "she is baked."
BCG,
Baked on One Side and Fried on the Other :
Yeah that's Nancy Lieder doing Zeta-Talk©
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on6ooWMnAA8
http://www.zetatalk.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeta_talk
.
more "Zeta Reports" by Nancy Lieder . . .
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Zeta+Report
.
Don't forget "UFO Phil" doing Phil-R-Up !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ1Lv1MyxVw
http://www.ufophil.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_Phil
.
John Barnard
The Church of the SubGenius books make for interesting reading :-).
Bushcraftgregg
> - - .
> - - baracking-the-obama -cause- he's the prez ~ RHF
> - - .
>
> - Ah man, if that Zetatalk thing is the same lady
> - who was on Coast to Coast I will say "she is baked."
>
> BCG,
>
> Baked on One Side and Fried on the Other :
> .
> more "Zeta Reports" by Nancy Lieder . . .http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Zeta+Report
> .
> Don't forget "UFO Phil" doing Phil-R-Up !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ1Lv1MyxVwhttp://www.ufophil.com/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_Phil
I don't know what to think of UFO Phil. Back around 98 or 99, I
guess he lurked in this group.
I didn't know who he was, he emailed me and asked me all
kinds of weird questions...lol. At first I didn't know if the guy
was actually being serious, but apparently he was.<shaking my head>
He's definitely "different"....not that there's anything wrong with
that
but I just couldn't get a good read on him, maybe it was best that
I didn't. ;-)
Bushcraftgregg
> - - .
> - - baracking-the-obama -cause- he's the prez ~ RHF
> - - .
>
> - Ah man, if that Zetatalk thing is the same lady
> - who was on Coast to Coast I will say "she is baked."
>
> BCG,
>
> Baked on One Side and Fried on the Other :
> .
> more "Zeta Reports" by Nancy Lieder . . .http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Zeta+Report
> .
> Don't forget "UFO Phil" doing Phil-R-Up !http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ1Lv1MyxVwhttp://www.ufophil.com/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_Phil
>
> - Show quoted text -
After seeing the youtube link, now it makes sense. I still don't
understand
why he emailed me though.
~ RHF
> > .
> > more "Zeta Reports" by Nancy Lieder . . .http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Zeta+Report
> > .
> > .- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> After seeing the youtube link, now it makes sense. I still don't
> understand
> why he emailed me though.
-possibly- UFO Phil 'feels' connected to you . . .
Have you every Bayed at the Full Moon ?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1487950
-why- the 'democratic-underground'.com would
report this - i don't know - except may be the
man was howling : o-bow-mao-wow-woe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZm7KQJT1o
.
About Phil Hill, better known as "UFO Phil"
http://listing-index.ebay.com/actors/UFO_Phil.html
.
Bushcraftgregg
> -why- the 'democratic-underground'.com would
> report this - i don't know - except may be the
>
> - Show quoted text -
Ha! No reason for him to feel that way. If I remember right
he was asking about modifying a radio to listen to aliens.
Then asked me if I could make him an antenna to listen
to alien craft.<rolling my eyes> He sounded serious. I think
I responded to him twice maybe and then blocked him, nothing
personal, just a waste of my time.
I thought the guy really thought he was chipped etc. etc. but
now I know it's just a money thing. Only in America.