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The Rapture of Velvia

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Alan Browne

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May 20, 2011, 5:56:09 PM5/20/11
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Eric Miller

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May 21, 2011, 10:05:25 AM5/21/11
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So what time today is the rapture supposed to happen? I want to make
sure my yard is mowed first.

Eric Miller

Alan Browne

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May 21, 2011, 10:14:35 AM5/21/11
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I'm trying to bed the best ladies in my neighborhood. I've got 3 of 5
booked. So many schedule conflicts. Gotta go now...

PeterN

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May 21, 2011, 10:34:25 AM5/21/11
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There are lots making money on this.


<http://postrapturepetcare.com/>
There are other similar sites.
--
Peter
I wish I had thought OT that.

PeterN

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May 21, 2011, 10:36:19 AM5/21/11
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I guess that too is rapture and you may know them in the biblical sense

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Peter

Savageduck

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May 21, 2011, 4:06:33 PM5/21/11
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On 2011-05-21 07:14:35 -0700, Alan Browne
<alan....@FreelunchVideotron.ca> said:

or

http://tinyurl.com/3bak7e5

from

http://tinyurl.com/3faon9z

I would have thought you were working in as much time as you could with
your SO. The one who moved in and rearranged your living space to suit
her tastes.

...or perhaps you are living the lustful single life again?

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Savageduck

Alan Browne

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May 21, 2011, 4:17:13 PM5/21/11
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We're sharing...!

Bo...@somewhere.com

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May 21, 2011, 10:39:59 PM5/21/11
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Being whisked up to heaven with a woman sitting on your face is probably NOT a
good idea...

Savageduck

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May 21, 2011, 10:48:01 PM5/21/11
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or

http://tinyurl.com/3bak7e5

from

http://tinyurl.com/3faon9z

...but her bridge club should get quite a kick out of it.

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Regards,

Savageduck

otter

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May 22, 2011, 9:07:21 AM5/22/11
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On May 20, 4:56 pm, Alan Browne <alan.bro...@FreelunchVideotron.ca>
wrote:
> http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/WashingtonPost/Content/Bl...

>
> or
>
> http://tinyurl.com/3bak7e5
>
> from
>
> http://tinyurl.com/3faon9z
>
> --
> gmail originated posts filtered due to spam.

I guess we all know where the rest of us are going.

Alan Browne

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May 22, 2011, 12:18:24 PM5/22/11
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Hell - that IS heaven.

Alan Browne

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May 22, 2011, 12:19:30 PM5/22/11
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Digital hell where the road is wide and smooth and paved with good
intentions.

Wolfgang Weisselberg

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May 24, 2011, 5:08:06 AM5/24/11
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Alan Browne <alan....@FreelunchVideotron.ca> wrote:

> Digital hell where the road is wide and smooth and paved with good
> intentions.

And I thought digital hell is where the small-sensor-road,
completely smoothed with noise supression, paved with too many
megapixels leads. :-)

-Wolfgang

Grimly Curmudgeon

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Jun 17, 2011, 5:03:51 PM6/17/11
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Bo...@somewhere.com saying something
like:

>Being whisked up to heaven with a woman sitting on your face is probably NOT a
>good idea...

It's ok if you're a chairperson.

Alan Browne

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Jun 17, 2011, 5:14:08 PM6/17/11
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ROTFLMAO.

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