Re: How can I take photos of GOD???
Chris Malcolm
> I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> people will believe in HIM.
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
> How can I take a photo of GOD???
Get in touch with one of his earthly agents. There's plenty of them
about.
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Chris Malcolm
semoi
Dudley Hanks
"George Kerby" <ghost_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On 3/29/09 4:14 PM, in article VwRzl.20538$PH1.3729@edtnps82, "Dudley
> Hanks"
> <photos....@dudley-hanks.com> wrote:
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>> "Jasper Tiler" <slimie...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>>> I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
>>> people will believe in HIM.
>>>
>>> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
>>>
>>> How can I take a photo of GOD???
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>>
>> Take Care,
>> Dudley
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> But will Mitch? Remember God spelled backwards...
>
We're all part of the Trinity... There's me, Mich and of course, my wife...
Take Care,
Dudley
Paul Bartram
"Jasper Tiler" <slimie...@hotmail.com> wrote
> How can I take a photo of GOD???
Use a Nicon (icon, get it?)
Never mind...
Paul
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> "N" <N...@onyx.com>
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>> "Jasper Tiler" <slimie...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:ee800b2b-f88b-4571...@r33g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
>>>I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
>>> people will believe in HIM.
>>>
>>> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
>>>
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>> You need to use a very low resolution camera.
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>> Because the Devil is in the Detail.
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> It is hard to find low resolution camera now.
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True, I guess some mobile phones are still lingering in that space.
George Kerby
On 3/29/09 8:24 PM, in article %aVzl.19088$Db2.10283@edtnps83, "Dudley
Hanks" <photos....@dudley-hanks.com> wrote:
Stormin Mormon
Smith Jun. saw God the Father and God the Son, both at the
same time.
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Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"Ron Hunter" <rphu...@charter.net> wrote in message
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The problem is, that most religions seem to believe that in
order to
actually see HIS face, you must be dead. Any volunteers?
Savageduck
<cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> said:
> Most religions, that is.
Most religions have their own biased opinions of their vision of the
god dude. They do not particulary agree with the LDS version, or any
other for that matter.
The only group which is consistant are atheists who do not waste time &
bandwidth pondering such nonsense.
> LDS / Mormons believe that Joseph
> Smith Jun. saw God the Father and God the Son, both at the
> same time.
Aaah! The wonders of binocular vision & mythology.
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Savageduck
George Kerby
On 3/30/09 12:02 PM, in article 2009033010021677923-savageduck@savagenet,
"Savageduck" <savag...@savage.net> wrote:
> On 2009-03-30 09:14:47 -0700, "Stormin Mormon"
> <cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> said:
>
>> Most religions, that is.
> The only group which is consistant are atheists who do not waste time &
> bandwidth pondering such nonsense.
>
The irony reeks. Thanks for the laugh...
Savageduck
Well, this is only giggle worthy after all.
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Regards,
Savageduck
whisky-dave
"Savageduck" <savag...@savage.net> wrote in message
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>> LDS / Mormons believe that Joseph
>> Smith Jun. saw God the Father and God the Son, both at the
>> same time.
>
> Aaah! The wonders of binocular vision & mythology.
I put my experience/visions down to dodgy tobacco & absinthe.
Or maybe I'm God as I do tend to move in mysterious ways, or so I'm told. :)
Atheist Chaplain
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I thought I had a mysterious movement once, then I remembered that I was
drinking "Scrumpy" Apple Cider the night before :-)
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Christ." Gandhi
Savageduck
So much for better living through chemistry.
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Regards,
Savageduck
C J Campbell
> I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> people will believe in HIM.
>
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
>
> How can I take a photo of GOD???
Why don't you ask God?
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Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor
Tzortzakakis Dimitrios
? "Jasper Tiler" <slimie...@hotmail.com> ?????? ??? ??????
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>I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> people will believe in HIM.
>
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
>
> How can I take a photo of GOD???
Dudley Hanks
"Tzortzakakis Dimitrios" <no...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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Getting her to sign a model release form is a hell of a job...
Take Care,
Dudley
whisky-dave
"Dudley Hanks" <photos....@dudley-hanks.com> wrote in message
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and then she'd probably change her mind anyway.
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>
Allen
> Hi!
> That's what PSP and Photoshop are for.
> or
> If you actually do get the real thing. You will be accused od using
> PSP or Photoshop
> Good luck
> John
> On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:09:07 -0700 (PDT), Jasper Tiler
> <slimie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>> I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
>> people will believe in HIM.
>>
>> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
>>
>> How can I take a photo of GOD???
printing.
Jasper Tiler
Unknown
"Jasper Tiler" <slimie...@hotmail.com> wrote
> How can I take a photo of GOD???
However you do it, make sure you imprint the time and deity...
Paul
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Ron Hunter
Well, first, you will need a VERY wide-angle lens.
Nicko
> Jasper Tiler <slimier_t...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
> >people will believe in HIM.
>
> >For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
>
> >How can I take a photo of GOD???
>
> Die and don't let go of your camera.
I disagree.with the camera part.
Just die.
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YOP...
Matt Clara
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> people will believe in HIM.
>
> For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
>
While you're at it, I know some kids who would like some proof of Santa
Claus and the Easter Bunny. And then there are the goth kids, who'd like
some proof of vampires and werewolves...
For that matter, I heard there's a mythical supermodel who wants to have my
babies--can you get a picture of her? A phone number would be good, too.
sligoNo...@hotmail.com
<slimie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Well if you had proof, then no one would need to believe as it
would be proven. On the other hand if you believe in God, you don't
need proof.
SMS
You have to us a full frame Canon D-SLR.
local - Core 2 Duo
"N" <N...@onyx.com>
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It is hard to find low resolution camera now.
ray
Drink lye - that should get you there quickly.
james
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Even if you took a photo of GOD, people would think it's a photoshop spoof.
If GOD wanted people to see his photo, he would have sent his portraits to
the editors of the Bible, or have Jesus give them out.
The fact that GOD didn't, should say something -- either GOD is camera shy,
or photography is banned in heaven, just like the sistine chapel.
Marvin
At Mt. Sinai, God told Moses, "You may not look at my face,
but I will show you my goodness.
Robert Coe
: people will believe in HIM.
:
: For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.
:
: How can I take a photo of GOD???
The Judaeo-Christian tradition teaches that God spends most of his free time
at places where people are helping others who are down on their luck. For
example, you might go volunteer at a soup kitchen. When you've finished
helping serve a meal, you could round up some of the underprivileged kids who
are there and try to brighten their lives by teaching them to appreciate the
art of photography. Maybe you could talk some rich Capitalist into springing
for some cameras to give to the kids to help them get started. You may not
actually see God there; but if you keep at it, maybe he'll eventually see you.
And arguably that's the next best thing.
Bob
Matt Clara
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And my badness, and I shall mix them together, pell-mell, so that you shall
often wonder whether I exist at all, and thou shall desire to photograph me,
to prove my existence, but that brings us back to the face thing, so thou
shalt just forget about it, or suffer my annoyance."
John
That's what PSP and Photoshop are for.
or
If you actually do get the real thing. You will be accused od using
PSP or Photoshop
Good luck
John
<slimie...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Ron Hunter
actually see HIS face, you must be dead. Any volunteers?
Ron Hunter
course....
Dudley Hanks
"Jasper Tiler" <slimie...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Drop by some time. If I'm not busy, I'll sit for you....
Take Care,
Dudley
George Kerby
On 3/29/09 4:14 PM, in article VwRzl.20538$PH1.3729@edtnps82, "Dudley Hanks"
<photos....@dudley-hanks.com> wrote:
But will Mitch? Remember God spelled backwards...
Lucifer
Then you need to ensure your camera is not focused.
The take your photo.
Savageduck
going get to having a snapshot of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Regards,
Savageduck
no...@given.com
<savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
> How can I take a photo of GOD???
need to take a photo of anything at all.
He's bound to be in there somewhere. What's the problem?
geoff
Yep, omnipresent and omnipotent. So why all the nasty shit that happens
? Thanks God.
Don't want a photo of the prick.
geoff
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wrote:
>On 6/03/2020 8:26 am, no...@given.com wrote:
>> On Thu, 05 Mar 2020 05:04:15 -0600, Savageduck
>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> How can I take a photo of GOD???
>>
>> Since he's said to be everywhere and in everything, you surely just
>> need to take a photo of anything at all.
>>
>> He's bound to be in there somewhere. What's the problem?
>>
>
>He" ? For a start she's black !
It was all so much easier when being a deity just involved having to
smite something or other before turning into a swan now and then to
get one's rocks off.
Whisky-dave
no...@given.com
obsessions of "getting religion" and getting fat? Explains a lot.
"Letting out the Bible Belt, one notch at a time..."
