How to take photos of martyrs?

Jacques De Molay

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Feb 26, 2009, 7:02:17 PM2/26/09

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Hello,

I want to take photosof martyrs who are dying for their GOD.

How can I take photos of martyrs?

Rich

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Feb 26, 2009, 7:15:52 PM2/26/09

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Jacques De Molay <knight_templa...@yahoo.fr> wrote in
news:dc0c3d1f-1f25-4d9b...@h5g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:

> Hello,
>
> I want to take photosof martyrs who are dying for their GOD.
>
> How can I take photos of martyrs?

Follow around a suspicious-looking Muslim with a backpack until they push
the detonator.

George Kerby

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Feb 26, 2009, 7:46:49 PM2/26/09

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On 2/26/09 6:15 PM, in article
PIydndaG-qYlrTrU...@giganews.com, "Rich" <no...@nowhere.com>
wrote:

But be quick and at ready -- because they are only going to do it once.

Nicko

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Feb 26, 2009, 7:50:27 PM2/26/09

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On Feb 26, 6:02 pm, Jacques De Molay

You should martyr yourself, but not in a way that destroys your
camera. Then you could become a martyr paparazzi, and just catch
photos of the other martyrs strutting up the red carpet into to that
big gathering in Martyrwood.

--
YOP...

Geo

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Feb 27, 2009, 9:29:19 AM2/27/09

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Garbage troll.

--
Geo

George Kerby

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Feb 27, 2009, 1:04:29 PM2/27/09

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On 2/27/09 8:29 AM, in article h5ufq4hm4invrgctf...@4ax.com,
"Geo" <hw9j...@dea.spamcon.org> wrote:

> Garbage troll.
No SHIT?

How'd you figure that out?

Paul Bartram

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Feb 28, 2009, 12:09:45 AM2/28/09

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>"George Kerby" <ghost_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:C5CD874D.2305A%ghost_...@hotmail.com...

> No SHIT?

> How'd you figure that out?

But you've got to admit, some of the replies to these "How do I take photos
of..." posts *are* quite entertaining!

BTW, would a vegetarian martyr be a tomartyr? :-)

Paul

Neil Ellwood

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Feb 28, 2009, 6:55:43 AM2/28/09

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On Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:29:19 +0000, Geo wrote:

> Garbage troll.

We know - why don't you go away.

--

Neil
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Neil Ellwood

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Feb 28, 2009, 6:56:16 AM2/28/09

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He didn't - He is.

Grimly Curmudgeon

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Mar 1, 2009, 3:01:56 AM3/1/09

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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Jacques De Molay
<knight_templa...@yahoo.fr> saying something like:

>Hello,
>
>I want to take photosof martyrs who are dying for their GOD.
>
>How can I take photos of martyrs?

Self-timer, explosives belt - sorted.

George Kerby

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Mar 1, 2009, 10:25:14 AM3/1/09

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On 2/27/09 11:09 PM, in article
49a8c71e$0$36388$c30e...@pit-reader.telstra.net, "Paul Bartram"

Dymphna

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Mar 3, 2009, 2:37:01 PM3/3/09

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You could take pictures of some of the incorrupt saints. There are
saints who have been dead for centuries who are still incorrupt. Closest
thing I could think of.

--
Dymphna
Message Origin: TRAVEL.com

George Kerby

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Mar 3, 2009, 7:50:06 PM3/3/09

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On 3/3/09 1:37 PM, in article Dymphna...@no-mx.forums.travel.com,
"Dymphna" <Dymphna...@no-mx.forums.travel.com> wrote:

>
> You could take pictures of some of the incorrupt saints. There are
> saints who have been dead for centuries who are still incorrupt. Closest
> thing I could think of.
>

Naw. Mudhead would suggest the "Commie Martyrs Society", because Porgie is a
member. Great possibilities...

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