Re: How to take photos of man-eating sharks?
Bert Hyman
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Oh well.
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mianileng
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> I want to take photos of man-eating sharks, because I'm a
> shark-lover.
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> What do I need to do this?
Easy. First you take the man to a seafood restaurant.......
Oops. Sorry, I thought you said "photos of a man eating sharks".
ray
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> I want to take photos of man-eating sharks, because I'm a shark-lover.
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> What do I need to do this?
Just make sure it's adequatly cooked - I hate underdone seafood.
Twibil
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> I want to take photos of man-eating sharks, because I'm a shark-lover.
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> What do I need to do this?
Something with a built-in flash.
It's dark in there.
Daniel
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> I want to take photos of man-eating sharks, because I'm a shark-lover.
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> What do I need to do this?
Here you go. Head for somewhere like South Africa with kayak, a camera and
a water proof enclosure and snap away.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maisonbisson/329681563/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/edhackney/1138231102/sizes/l/
Atheist Chaplain
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> I want to take photos of man-eating sharks, because I'm a shark-lover.
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> What do I need to do this?
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first peel one shark !!
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bugbear
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> I want to take photos of man-eating sharks, because I'm a shark-lover.
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Killer bees.
BugBear
Neil Ellwood
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> I want to take photos of man-eating sharks, because I'm a shark-lover.
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> What do I need to do this?
A large plate.
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jdear
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> I want to take photos of man-eating sharks, because I'm a shark-lover.
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> What do I need to do this?
Hire a woman to take the pictures. :-O
Geo
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Are these garbage trolls in some sort of comitetive mode? number of newsgroups
and replies?
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Simon Edge
> Xenon wrote:
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>> I want to take photos of man-eating sharks, because I'm a shark-lover.
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>> What do I need to do this?
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> Killer bees.
Heh.
What next? 'Krypton' wanting to know how to best photograph UFOs
probably...
C J Campbell
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> I want to take photos of man-eating sharks, because I'm a shark-lover.
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> What do I need to do this?
Go to any aquarium that features great white sharks. You will need a
fast lens and a polarizing filter to get rid of reflections in the
water surface or aquarium glass. Grab one of the toddlers watching the
sharks, drench him in blood that you obtained from a slaughterhouse,
and throw him into the shark tank. Ignore the shrieking parents; they
always do that. Believe me, there are plenty of toddlers in the world.
If needed, you can throw the parents in the tank, too, but they are not
as cute as toddlers. Snap away while the fish are snapping.
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Justin C
> In news:go47ku$a98$1...@aioe.org "Xenon" <Xe...@Xenon.Xenon> wrote:
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>> NNTP-Posting-Host: pjEh52yqjTyjuI177+nVig.user.aioe.org
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> Oh well.
Argon, Xenon? Looks like time to KF the noble gasses.
Justin.
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mianileng
> In article <Xns9BBD8EC968C...@216.250.184.7>, Bert
> Hyman
> wrote:
>> In news:go47ku$a98$1...@aioe.org "Xenon" <Xe...@Xenon.Xenon>
>> wrote:
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>>> NNTP-Posting-Host: pjEh52yqjTyjuI177+nVig.user.aioe.org
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>> Oh well.
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> Argon, Xenon? Looks like time to KF the noble gasses.
>
This guy's also doing the same thing in other NGs. I've just been
to sci.electronics.design and he asked "How to design an anal
probe for my ass?"
Bert Hyman
<justi...@purestblue.com> wrote:
> In article <Xns9BBD8EC968C...@216.250.184.7>, Bert Hyman
> wrote:
>> In news:go47ku$a98$1...@aioe.org "Xenon" <Xe...@Xenon.Xenon> wrote:
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>>> NNTP-Posting-Host: pjEh52yqjTyjuI177+nVig.user.aioe.org
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>> Oh well.
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> Argon, Xenon? Looks like time to KF the noble gasses.
Or filter on Message-IDs ending in "aioe.org>".
Justin C
> In news:slrngqe74f.f...@satori.local Justin C
><justi...@purestblue.com> wrote:
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>> In article <Xns9BBD8EC968C...@216.250.184.7>, Bert Hyman
>> wrote:
>>> In news:go47ku$a98$1...@aioe.org "Xenon" <Xe...@Xenon.Xenon> wrote:
>>>
>>>> NNTP-Posting-Host: pjEh52yqjTyjuI177+nVig.user.aioe.org
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>>> Oh well.
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>> Argon, Xenon? Looks like time to KF the noble gasses.
>
> Or filter on Message-IDs ending in "aioe.org>".
Hmmm.... that's interesting, I've already got trolls from that domain.
Bloody hell, the contact for the domain is a damn Tiscali address, and
it's registered Italy. Hmmmm. 's not likely to be much in the way of
legit stuff originating here from Italy. If any crops up I'll tweak the
KF. But, like you said, KF the whole domain seems not unreasonable.
Tzortzakakis Dimitrios
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> I want to take photos of shark eating men, because I'm a shark-lover.
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In article <go83en$udr$1...@news.motzarella.org>,
Yep. He used to be known as the Anagram Troll because his nyms were always
anagrams of (in)famous people's names. Guess he just got tired of all the
work. Please don't pollute his trophy newsgroup with replies too.