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Shelter Rescue Foster Care Givers Weekend!
De Plane!
De Plane Boss! De Plane Boss! De Plane! De Plane!
Oh shadddup Tatoo you skeevy little hype. That damned
puddle jumper SHOWES up here abHOWETS EVERY weekend.
You can HEAR if from MILES away carrying HOWER
auspiciHOWES guests and a WEE BIT OF MONEY for HOWER
coffers.
Fortunately this weekend's visitors are FLUSH with
OTHER PEOPLE'S hard earned dough so it'll be EZ to
fleece them DHOWEN like spring lambs <{)'; ~ ) >
De Plane Boss! De Plane! De Plane!
Oh Tatoo, PLEASE, you're giving Mr. Roarke a freakin
headache. Chill HOWET you wretched little cuss or we
may have to do some OBEDIENCE DRILLS with you.
O.K. Boss, I'm SORRY I'm SORRY I'm SORRY Boss. Honest.
HOWE abHOWET I go get some refreshements for HOWER guests?
No Tattoo. These are SPECIAL guests, they're HOWER
RESCUE and SHELTER SAVIOURS. They have SPECIAL
needs requiring individual condiditions, shall we say,
SACRIFICES, to make.
This is going to be a VERY SPECIAL weekend, Tatoo.
Have you finished preparing quarters for HOWER guests
Tatoo? They'll be VERY SLEEPY from their medications
when they arrive and will no DHOWET be looking forward
to some rest in their rooms.
Si, Boss. Si. I've had special boxes tailor made to
fit each individual as you sez according to their
measurements.
Boss? Boss? Are you SHORE they LIKE
sleeping in little boxes?
But of CURSE, Tattoo. You'll NOTICE they NEVER MESS in
them. They ONLY tend to their own personal needs while
walking on leash or in the group play pen dragging
their leashes behind them in case they need some
corrections. You'll see, Tattoo. Very special guests,
you'll see... you'll see.
Boss! Boss! Here they come! Here they come! Here they come!
Oh STUFF IT Tattoo. Go grab a leash and pronged spiked
pinch choke collar and COME WITH ME, I'll need you in
case any of them become DOMINANT and try to hurt each
other.
Better go back and grab that shock collar as well,
Tattoo, can't take too many chances when 'LIVES
DEPEND ON US to SAVE THEM', eh Tattoo?
But Boss! Boss! Do you REALLY THINK locking them in
small boxes and jerking choking and shocking them is
gonna SAVE THEIR LIVES?
Noooo, Tattoo. It'll teach them to RESPECT HOWER
AUTHORITY. "Dominance, EXXXORCISE, and THEN affection".
WE will SAVE THE LIVES, Tattoo... just you and Mr. Roarke.
TRUST ME, Tattoo. This is gonna be a VERY SPECIAL
weekend for HOWER Shelter and Rescue Dog Lovers,
Tattoo <{); ~ ) >
But Boss? Boss? Boss?
NHOWE WHAT, Tattoo?
You sez these are DOG people? Yet they HAVE NO DOGS
with them? Are they coming on a second plane, Boss?
The Plane! The Plane! The Plane, Boss! The Plane!
No Tattoo, that's the puddle jumper LEAVIN. HOWER
guests have made arrangements for their dogs to be
kept in city P-HOWENDS where they've only got 72
HOWERS to live, GUARANTEEING HOWER guests will
FINISH their Fantasies in a timely manner.
O.K. Tattoo, we've got to take care of HOWER
guests, mach schnell, mach schnell, Tattoo.
O.K. O.K. Boss. O.K. O.K.
WELCOME To Fantasy Island Shelter Rescue Foster
Care Givers Weekend! I'm your host Mr. Roarke,
and this is my erstwhile assistant Tattoo. DON'T
LOOK AT HIM, he's VERY SENSITIVE.
But Boss? Boss? I'm NOT sensitive. People ALWAYS
look at me, I LIKE that, Boss. People are NICE.
Shhhh, Tattoo. This is a VERY SPECIAL weekend.
Just do as I've instructed you PLEASE or you'll
BLOW IT and they'll LEAVE us and take their OTHER
PEOPLE'S money with them.
Ohhhh, I see, a SCAM, eh Boss? It's abHOWET time!
What shall I do?
Tattoo? You see that big stupid lookin WON over there
wearing the stupid ugly viciHOWEs ignorameHOWES sneer
on her face? THAT'S Master Of Decepton blankman, WON
of the ringleaders. Let's take her first, but BE
CAREFUL Tattoo, she's slippery and dangerHOWES despite
that off puttin stupid ignorant look she's wearing
under that sneer.
Better go back and grab that rabies pole, this might
be MOORE difficult than Mr. Roarke thought, just
judging by her catatonic stare right through you
despite she was asked not to look.
But Boss? I DON'T MIND her LOOKING!
SHADDDUP Tattoo! We're TRYING to TRAIN them!
Just PLAY ALONG so we can SET HER UP for a
CORRECTION. Quick Tattoo, gimme that shock
collar. FAST.
NHOWE slowly walk arHOWEND and as she stares at
you I'll be able to sneak up behind her and strap
this on her.
Oh? You want the strap on, Boss?
NO Tattoo, THAT'S for malinda. I'm talking abHOWET
strappin on this shock collar while you DISTRACT
her... the SHOCK will be her REWARD for NOT LOOKIN
at you someMOORE.
QUICK! Make your move NHOWE, Tattoo!
Boss? Can I have the rabies pole and shock
stick? She looks like a MEAN WON.
Yes Tattoo, they're familiar tools to her, she'll
RESPECT you for THAT. Go for it, Tattoo, but HURRY
PLEASE!
HURRY!
"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.
"Unfortunately, some confrontation is necessary,
just to be able to handle the dogs. For example,
we need to crate train a dog immediately because
they are usually in need of medical care and they
are in foster homes with other dogs.
It's a safety necessity," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.
lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.
- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.
BARK! ZAP! SCREAM... ZAP ... SCREAM... ZAP... SCREAM...
ZAP... SCREAM... ZAP... SCREAM... ZAP ... SCREAM
Date: 2002-08-30
"Susan Fraser" <chinch...@aol.comdog wrote in message
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> > Did you try it on your throat? Not very pleasant.
> Umm, yes. As a matter of fact, I did. It the sensation
> is actually much milder than it is on the palm, which
> has sweat glands and so conducts more.
You're full of crap, susan.
"JC" <J...@nowhere.org wrote in messagenews:
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A friend of mine told this story about his
experience with a shock-collar:
Jim's sister-in-law had a shock collar she wanted
to use on her dog stop it from barking.
Not being very technical, she brought it over for
Jim to assemble and adjust.
Jim got it all put together and decided to try it on
himself to see which setting would be most appropriate.
With the collar around his neck, set on minimum, Jim tried
a little bark... woof.
Nothing.... Woof Woof. Nothing....
Bark. Nothing....
Bark Bark.
Nothing...
BARK!
ZAP!
The collar worked!
Unfortunately, the zap was painful enough to make
Jim scream with pain, which the collar interpreted
as another bark, which lead to another ZAP!
Which made Jim scream again...
ZAP...
SCREAM...
ZAP...
SCREAM...
Eventually, Jim got the collar off but it never
survived the chance to end up on the dog.
(Names have been changed to protect the stupid) : )
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"Tricia9999" <tricia9...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> how effective are these electronic fences in
>> keeping a dog on a property????
Some run through it. Others get shocked and become
too scared to go out in the yard anymore.
Just heard of a guy that has to rehome his dog,
because the dog got caught right in the path of
the shock and will now not go near his person,
won't go outside.
Just hides under a desk in the house.
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GOOD BOY, Tattoo! O.K., NHOWE INTO the box with her.
But BOSS! BOSS!!
BE CAREFUL Tattoo, she's been known to escape.
Soon as we get the rest of these Bozo's into their
boxes we'll be able to EAT and have some FUN till
it's time to take them all HOWET for a break and
some obedience drills.
You might think this is all abHOWET dominance, but
I can assure you Tatto, IT'S NOT. Don't infer from
that description that force is an intrinsic part of
it, though, because it isn't.
I know that that is what you are trying
to get at, but you'd be very wrong.
"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.
"Unfortunately, some confrontation is necessary,
just to be able to handle the dogs. For example,
we need to crate train a dog immediately because
they are usually in need of medical care and they
are in foster homes with other dogs.
It's a safety necessity," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.
lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.
- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.
"Lynn K." <java...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Jerry Howe" <jho...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> <news:XKUl7.15254$VX3.7...@e3500-atl1.usenetserver.com>...
> > Hello People,
> > "Huh? I've Never Reeled In A Dog In My Life.
> > I Don't Like The Long Line Method And Don't
> > Use It." lynn k.
> > Read the following and then let's discuss proofing.
> Maybe you want to read it again, Jerry. I don't use the
> long line method of teaching a recall. You know, the
> old "give the command and reel the dog in" thing.
From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosma...@home.com)
Subject: Re: dog comes when he feels like it
Date: 1999/05/21
>"A.Waugh" wrote:
> Does this mean no trips to the fenced off-leash dog
> park? At what age should a dog be trained 100% ?
> What about socialization?
I've found dog parks to be great places for proofing
the recall, even with young puppies. Let the pup play
with other pups, while on a long line.
Call the pup, reeling in if necessary, and praise the
heck out of him, then let him go play again. The
reason this works so well at the dog park is that the
pup learns that leaving the fun to obey the command
doesn't mean the fun is over. A very good thing to
learn early.
Timing is critical here, because what you want
is for him to think about escaping, maybe even
start, but still have time to give the command
and have him decide to come back to you before
he hits the end of the long line.
The very 1st thing is to secure her while you're
training so she can't chase when you are preoccupied
and can't work with her.
And, yes, I've had more than a few "come to Jesus
meetings" with dogs over willful disobedience.
Example - pup who knows full well what a recall
is hits adolesence and decides that the recall
is optional.
Putting him back on a long line and doing 5 fast
recalls is a "come to Jesus meeting". Or if he
suddenly decides that he can release himself from
a down/stay after being solid at it for 5 months,
and turns it into a catch-me game, a sharp downward
collar correction as you put him back into position
is a "come to Jesus meeting".
Don't infer from that description that force is an
intrinsic part of it, though, because it isn't.
I know that that is what you are trying to get at,
but you'd be very wrong.
Lynn K
BWEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!
"You Lying Sack Of Dung.When Have I Ever Said
Anything About Using A Prong Collar, Or Any Collar
Correction At All, To Make Dogs Friendly To House
Cats? Don't bother. The answer is never," lying "I
LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.
lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn writes about kats and dogs:
"This Article Is Something We've Put Together
For SF GSD Rescue
From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosma...@home.com)
Subject: Re: I have a dog he has cats
Date: 1999/11/20
ginge...@my-deja.com wrote:
> How can I get him to quit chasing the cats.
Okay - this is going to be a bit loooong - Lynn K.
"Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog. Don't
forget to put the muzzle on the dog. I think a prong works
better than a choke with less chance of injury to the
dog in this situation.
Electronics can be used to create an aversion to cats, but
should be used under the direction of a trainer who
knows how to instruct the owner in their proper use.
Electronics can take the form of shock, sonic or
citronella collars. At that time the owner will
train with electronics instead of food or whatever
other reward system was being used."
8) Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the
dog. Don't forget to put the muzzle on the dog. I
think a prong works better than a choke with less
chance of injury to the dog in this situation.
Have the dog in a sit-stay next to you with most of
the slack out of the leash and let the cat walk
through the room and up to the dog if it wishes (this
is why you have the dog muzzled).
If the dog makes an aggressive move towards the
cat, it must be corrected strongly with both your
voice and the collar.
This is important - the correction must be physically
very strong - not a nag. (PS: not many dogs need
to be corrected at all)."
WORDS OF WISDOM
from our own Lynn Kosmakos
1200mg Of Lithium And 50 mg Of Zoloft Every Day
For Twenty Years
I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LITHIUM
"I, too, have a bi-polar mood disorder (manic-depression)
requiring 1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day.
I, also, care about dogs and use this forum to learn more,
while happily sharing pertinent information I have learned.
But if I were ever to post such sh*t, I would hope that every
other reader of this group would be rightfully outraged."
"Community is an evolutionary thing that we earn
the right to participate in by observing the easily
understood rules and contributing to in constructive ways."
Lynn K.
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"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
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>
> Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > When you compare using sound and
> > praise to solve a problem with using
> > shock collars, hanging, and punishment
> > how can you criticize the use of sound?
> There's nothing more to be said, then.
> You've made up your mind.
> But you've impressed me by mentioning
> that you're a professor with 30 years of
> experience.
> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
>> I do know that hitting, hurting your dog
>> will often make the dog either aggressive
>> or a fear biter, neither of which we want
>> to do.
>
> And neither does anyone else, Jerome.
> No matter what Jerry Howe states.
>
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> BUT, giving you the benefit of the
> doubt, please provide a quote (an
> original quote, not from one of Jerry
> Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or
> using an abusive form of training.
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> What's the point, but: Refer me to those posts of
> which you have read so many. While you're going
> through them, point out those which recommend
> shocking, and pinching, and beating. Thank you.
> --
> -Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
> Rocky wrote:
> "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com> said in
> rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>
> > After your defense of "Limited" choking, what
> > would be the point? Where I come from, choking
> > is choking. It's never limited.
>
> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> Thank you for your contribution.
>-
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
From: Rocky (2...@rocky-dog.com)
Subject: Re: How to handle aggressive situations
Date: 2004-10-19 19:42:54 PST
Melanie L Chang said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> I try really hard not to yell. The times that I have, Solo
> joined in and then lunged to the end of the leash.
Or, at the other end of the spectrum, Rocky cowers,
thinking I'm angry at him - a reason I don't "yuk out"
others' dogs at agility trials or training.
--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
---------------
Sometimes my "voice of god" startles human
and dog, especially when the human didn't
see the inappropriate behaviour. --Matt.
Rocky's a Dog.
"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
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Rosa Palm�n wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> Anybody else got bilingual dogs?
Long ago my Hebrew was pretty good - but now I only
use "Chutza"(throat clearing 'ch') - "Out" when it's
reallyreally important that my dogs get away from something.
"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It A Sharp
Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know Jack Wouldn't
Have Done It If He Thought Solo Couldn't Take It. I Still
Crate Him Because Otherwise I Fear He Might Eat My
Cat," Melanie Lee Chang * mch...@lppi.ucsf.edu
Canine Behavioral Genetics Project
University of California, San Francisco
http://psych.ucsf.edu/K9BehavioralGenetics/
From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 10 Jun 2003 18:00:45 GMT
Subject: Re: Absolutely abysmal agility day
Robin Nuttall said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> One of the things that frustrates me the most about agility
> is that people seem to think that ALL dogs are fragile,
> shrinking flowers who cannot be corrected in any way.
Well, maybe one day -- when Friday doesn't take correction so
much to heart -- I'll try something different. Right now,
he's
just getting the confidence to work a few jumps ahead of me.
--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
"I crate Rocky, even though he's 8.5 years old, but only when
I'm gone during summertime days - maybe an hour at the most.
(Other than hot days, my dogs are always with me.)
While Friday has been totally reliable unsupervised from the
day I got him from a rescue, Rocky has not. Rocky will go
looking for food even in areas where there's no possibility of
food.
The good thing is that he likes his crate, runs for
it when I ask, and gets food when he's in it.
--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAAA!!!
From: Rocky (mbon...@sunada.com)
Subject: Re: Leg Humper
Date: 1999/09/14
Bioso...@aol.com (Jerry Howe) wrote in
<37D698CF.405B0...@bellsouth.net>:
> By "sticking your knee up," I can only presume that you are
> suggesting that the people knee the dog in the chest. If
> that's what you meant, just say it, instead of beating around
> the bush to avoid criticism from people like me. That kind of
> crap has got to stop, and that's why I'm here, to help wean
> you guys off of the abuse and into the proper methods of
> dealing with behavior problems.
Jerry, I was appreciating your explanation
up until this last paragraph.
Why did you blow it?
--Matt
From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 16 Sep 2003 03:47:41 GMT
Subject: Re: Dominant Agressive Puppy????
Nessa said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> the only thing I remember learning from a spanking was to
> run faster than my dad and NOT GET CAUGHT. so what does
> that say?
I learned to put a comic book down the back of my pants. And
sometimes my parents pretended not to notice. In retrospect,
that's pretty cool.
--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
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> Melinda Shore wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>
> > But he's the one producing the training MATTerial.
> Ack. You just gave him some moore ammunition.
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
Oh? You mean LIKE THIS, matty?:
From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 15 May 2005 16:03:05 GMT
Subject: Re: What does "bupkis" really mean
shelly said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> you've just described elliott. i don't think Lucy would
> have had a clue what to do with him, though. while he's
> easy and forgiving in terms of handling, i think his prey
> drive and dog aggression would've had her in tears.
Hmm. You've got a point. Rocky is dog-dominant, a surprise to
almost everyone - some of whom know him very well. I wonder how
well Lucy reads dog? If she can't, she'd get some ugly
surprises.
--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAAA!!!
From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 24 Mar 2005 17:16:47
Subject: Re: help with identifing a dog breed
A mature dog comfortable in its surroundings often
won't need to physically assert its dominance.
--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 22 Dec 2004 16:58:38 GMT
A Useful Dog
... Rocky, OTOH, I crate when a new dog is introduced -
while he's quick to back off in times of trouble, he's
fairly dominant. -- --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAA!!!
"dallygirl" <kwickw...@hotmail.com> said in
rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> choke chains are outdated and barbaric in many cases
> causing more harm than good.
Back at you with flat buckle collars. These are an
incredibly abused training tool, what with the number
of handlers I see pulling back and jerking on the leash
with both hands.
It's a good thing that most of us are here because of dogs'
well-being and not an agenda.
--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
BWEEEEAHAHAHHAAA!!!
"Loop the lead (it's basically a GIANT nylon or leather
choke collar) over his snarly little head, and give him a
stern correction" --Janet Boss
"Reliable Punishment Cycles, Different Thresholds To Pain
And Punishment, High Tolerance For Correction, Escalation
Of Correction To A Level Where The Dog Yelps When You Punish
Him, Thus Making The Experience One Which The Dog Will Want
To Avoid In The Future," grant teeboon, RAAF.
"Well, Jack Did Hit My Dog. Actually I'd Call It
A Sharp Tap Of The Crook To The Nose. I Know Jack
Wouldn't Have Done It If He Thought Solo Couldn't
Take It. I Still Crate Him Because Otherwise I Fear
He Might Eat My Cat," melanie.
captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog
The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."
"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.
On 6 Feb 2006 17:41:08 GMT, Mary Healey <mhhea...@iastate.edu>,
clicked their heels and said:
> Does that include tone of voice? Some tools are easier
> to ban than others.
yes - screaming banshees are told to shut up! And I
always have to remind spouses that they may NOT do the
"honey - you're supposed to be doing it like THIS"......
--
Janet B
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/bestfriendsobedience/album
lying frosty dahl, oakhill kennels wrote:
Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a helper wield
the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them
more sharply
Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and
the collar, even the buckle on the collar. Persist!
Eventually, the dog will give in
but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their
efforts to escaping the ear pinch
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell
instead of your thumb even get a studded collar
and pinch the ear against that
Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so
urgent that resisting your will fades in importance.
CHUCK IT Under ITS Chin With That Ever Ready
Right Hand, As it catches on, try using the stick
and no ear pinch.
When the dog is digging out to beat the stick
and seems totally reliable without any ear pinch,
you are finished
If the dog drops it, chuck it solidly under the chin,
say "No! Hold!"
(stay on the ear until it does) (perhaps because
the ear is getting tender, or the dog has decided
it isn't worth it)" lying frosty dahl.
"Chin cuff absolutely does not mean slap,"
professora gingold.
terri willis, Psychoclown wrote:
"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks" things is
something you twisted out of context, because you
are full of bizarro manure."
"Pudge Was So Soft That She Could And
Would Avoid A Simple Swat On The Rump
With A Riding Crop," lying frosty dahl,
discoverer of CANNIBALISM in Labradors.
"I Dropped The Leash, Threw My
Right Arm Over The Lab's Shoulder,
Grabbed Her Opposite Foot With My
Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into
Her Throat And Said "GRRRR!" And
Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofabitch.
THAT'S sumpthin to be PR-HOWED abHOWET, eh matty?
"The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
may acquire those rights
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.
The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
for the good of its victims,
may be the most oppressive.
Those who torment us for our own good
will torment us without end,
for they do so with the approval of
their own conscience." -
- C.S. Lewis.
"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon.
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress
can be judged by the way
its animals are treated." ~ Mohandas
Gandhi -- Adapted with permission from his FREE
copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual. <}TPW ; ~ ) >
Force training JERRYIZES dogs...
and GETS THEM DEAD.
All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds
will follow,"
John Wayne.
ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_) Have a great day!
/ V)
(l l l) Your Puppy Wizard. <{YPW} ; ~ } >
oo-oo
I remain respectfully, humbly yours,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
G-R-A-N-D
Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >
HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU?
Jerry Howe - The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
"Tara Green" <jellybea...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> chardonnay9 wrote:
>>
>
>>
>> Great post Jer!
>>
>> The unfortunate part is that this fantasy is based on real animal abuse
>> by some very vocal contributors on this group.
>>
>> Sometimes when I read what you post, the archives of others, I've gotta
>> break down and cry. I know that isn't your intention, you really need to
>> get the word out.
>
> The fact that he doctors it and lies doesn't bother you much?
CITES PLEASE, tara?
> Guess not.
INDEED??
HOWE COME YOU CAN'T CITE MY LIES??
chardonnay9
I've asked for some proof several times and got none. Of course, since
I've seen what they post about me I can totally understand that they
would be likely to make stuff up. They do it all the time.
Char
Jerry Howe - The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
"chardonnay9" <chard...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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WE'RE DEALIN WITH LYIN ANIMAL MURDERIN MENTAL CASES.
> Char
chardonnay9
> WE'RE DEALIN WITH LYIN ANIMAL MURDERIN MENTAL CASES.
That's about as short and sweet as it gets!