Re: Agility in Boston?
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> Can someone recommend a beginner agility course in the Boston area?
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> My dog and I have never done agility before, and I'd like to
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> Jen
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To: "The Puppy Wizard"
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Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM
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HOWES MENTAL CASE,
"Shelly" <she...@cat-sidh.net> wrote in message
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> Jennyanniedots <jlove...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:5967c2bc-6cab-4b3c...@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com
>> Hi everyone,
>> Can someone recommend a beginner agility
>> course in the Boston area?
>
> I don't know if any of the regulars here are from that area. There
> are folks here who do agility, though, and they might have ideas
> about where to locate a local club.
>
> A quick Google turned up these folks. There are surely
> other clubs, though. Even my small town has several.
>
> http://www.bostonagility.com/
>
> You also might find something here:
> http://www.dogplay.com/Activities/Agility/agilityl.html#findagility
THAT'S Master Of Deception blankman's viciHOWES website.
There's a REASON she don't post her LIES INSANITY and
ABUSE here abHOWETS nodoGdameneD more <{}: ~ ( >
It goes sumpthin LIKE THIS:
Dateline: rec.pets.dogs.* newsgroups
Breaking Mental Illness News, JUNE 2004!
HATTIE @ 47 lbs!
Hattie, a boxer owned by shelly couvrette is
now down to 47 pounds. Couvrette, a librarian
at Indiana U. who suffers from obsessive/
compulsive disorder (OCD), was told by three
different Veterinarians that Hattie was "way
too skinny" when Hattie weighed 53 lbs.
Undeterred by that, and the reactions from
family and strangers on the street, shelly
continued shopping for vets and cutting
calories until Hattie, a chronic counter
surfer at age 5 now weighs just 47 lbs!
shelly finds all the symptoms of a starving
dog searching for nutrients to be entertaining.
Couvrette has developed a unique
technique to fool dogs who are having
pangs of starvation. She feeds them
green beans and canned pumpkin, so
there will be some "filler" in their
stomachs when they give her the
"I'm Starving--no, really" routine.
shelly is not nearly as obsessed with her
own weight, and has never been told by a
medical professional that she is "way too
skinny." If so, that medical professional would
be end up on this crazy person list as well.
shelly
couvrette
OUR NEWEST MVP (MOST VALUABLE PSYCHOTIC)
All in the Mental Family
shelly: severe OCD
shelly's mom: chronic depression
shelly's brother: severe BiPolar
Severe OCD, depression, prescribed Paxil
for mental illness, but claims she does
not take it, resulting in an obsessive
basket case online persona. Posts more than
any other female in all dog newsgroups
(familial mental illness, possibly related
to family bed) obsessively starves her
dogs according to friends, family,
strangers and 3 different vets, but
not herself (see below). Still thinks
of herself as a five year old ballerina
despite the fact that she is a fat
adult in her mid thirties.
SHELLY GOES KUCKOOO!!!
Over shih tzu's being fed almost as much
as hattie (page to top)
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SHELLY DETHRONES NESSA AS OUR NEW MVP
(most valuable psychotic) Nessa loses MVP title due to
inactivity so shelly takes over by default)
ALL NEW as of 9/19/2004
A SPECIAL BONUS ON shelly couvrette,
All in the Mental Family
shelly: severe OCD
shelly's mom: chronic depression
shelly's brother: severe BiPolar
shelly's dogs are victims of Munchausens
Anorexia by proxy Syndrome. Here, she goes
off the deep end because she OCD'd on a
conversation she overheard about the quantity
of food being fed to her coworker's son's
shih tzus.
hattie, shelly's starving boxer (who,
theoretically, if she was not being
systematically starved by a psychotic
owner) should weigh at least five times
more than a shih tzu, yet she doesn't
get five times as much food. She
doesn't even get twice as much.
Can you say "KUCKOOOO!!!"
IT DRIVES ME CRAZY THAT MY COWORKER'S
SON DOESN'T STARVE HIS DOG
SHIH TZUS EATS MORE THAN HALF AS MUCH
AS HATTIE
one of my cow-orkers was just on the phone
with her son.....
and, get this! the were discussing feeding
amounts. her Shih Tzus eat more than half
as much as my dogs! i don't know if that's
because Iams is less calorically dense than
the foods my dogs eat or what, but i'm
boggled. *boggled*, i tell ya'.
so, anyway, i've bitten my tongue nearly
in half.
-- shelly (perfectly foul wench) and
elliott and harriet
EMACIATED, VET WAS SURPRISED
"when i got harriet she was emaciated, so
i asked my vet for advice on slowly adding
weight to her. six months later i took
harriet in for her spring check-up and my
vet was surprised that at how thin she still
was."
--shelly couvrette
STILL VET SHOPPING
"<raises hand> i've been told by three
different vets that harriet (53lbs) is
*way* too skinny. we're still vet-shopping,
BTW."
--shelly couvrette
THE OL' "I'M STARVING" ROUTINE
"if you really can't resist it when your dog pulls
the "i'm starving!" routine <G>, you can give
him some frozen green beans or a small amount
of plain pureed pumpkin. i would also suggest
putting the food out of his sight. i keep my
food--still inside the bags, which are tightly
rolled down--inside trash cans in the closed
laundry room. that keeps it fresh and keeps
it out of my dogs' sight."
--shelly couvrette
POSITIVELY STARVED
"heh. i get the opposite response. people think
that poor little harriet is positively starved
to death. i've actually had people stop me in
the pet supply shop and tell me that i need to
fatten her up!"
--shelly couvrette
WHO WANTS TO BE TOLD YOU ARE
HURTING YOUR WIDDLE PRECIOUS?
"i think that may be part of the problem. who
wants to go to a vet who tells you you're
hurting your .widdle precious? i think the
other part is that some vets really don't
*realize* that what they consider proper weight
is fat. after having been told by a couple of
vets that my dogs are too thin, i've got a dim
view of vets on that topic."
--shelly couvrette
JUST A BITE WON'T HURT
--shelly's mom
FEED HER AND I'LL RIP YOUR
ARM OFF, BITCH
-shelly
"my mom is kinda that way, but not *as* bad.
she thinks that harriet is awfully skinny,
so feeding her table snax is okay. she
tells me that just a bite won't hurt."
--shelly couvrette
March 2004, HATTIE DOWN TO 47 POUNDS
"while i was sick,
elliott was *pretty* good (he got really
needy and pathetic toward the end), but
harriet turned into 47lbs of pure
orneriness."
--shelly couvrette
NOBODY IS STARVING SHELLY
NOBODY WILL STOP SHELLY ON THE STREET
AND TELL HER SHE IS STARVING HERSELF
shelly's fat face
http://home.bluemarble.net/~sc ouvrette/Wshelly2.jpg
There are a lot of big fat women on these groups who
starve their dogs out of vanity, but shelly is a special case.
shelly is more than a little bit beyond the pale
Shelly has OCD, and maybe she's just a little
obsessive about measuring out extra tiny and
discrete portions with a tiny measuring
cup, or counting out pieces of green bean or
pumpkin that she gives her dogs when they give
her the "I'm Starving" routine. When grandma
tried to give Hattie a snack, shelly probably
went apeshit, because it was in violation of
her Obsessive need to oversee every tiny
calorie that goes into her widdle precious'
mouth.
shelly's a special case, a special kind of
dog abuser.
NEWSFLASH
in late september, 2004 shelly left the group
because diddy was a meanie pants to her.
shelly's illness prevented her from seeing
the reality that she was the # 1
meanie pants in the history of the dog
newsgroups. We hope she gets the treatment
she needs.
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Michael Further Explains The Mental Illness List
In the past, before Michael fixed things, this was a
way to shut people up and discredit people. Calling
them mentally ill. shelly told us not to even talk
to the mentally ill.
But it turned out most of the people doing the
accusing and finger pointing and "you better take
your meds" etc... were mentally ill themselves.
That's a huge story, and I SCOOPED IT.
MaryBeth for instance, was constantly telling
people to take their meds. Once I started to
do a little research, the floodgates opened
and an amazing story unfolded.
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HOWEDY Soup,
Thanks Soup.
You'd think your list got 'm covered, Soup to NUTS, eh???
But you ain't.
There's STILL a few loose SCREWBALLS missin.
For starters, you forgot the cutters and sexual sadists, Soup.
Look up susan frazier and looney toons aka laura arlov
an marcel the imbecile idiot liar dog an child abuser PhD
psycho clHOWEN <{}: ~ ( >
If You Ain't On The List, PLEASE,:
<YOUR NAME GOES HERE>
(please proudly add your name and the drugs/disorders specific
to you, if you are also mentally ill). If we all come forward,
we can help each other with our problems.
Remember, mental illness is nothing to be ashamed of.
It's not your fault if you have a defective brain which may
cause you to act like an extreme hypocrite and/or idiot
and/or robot without your being aware of it).
Also, please notify us if you are *not* mentally ill, and have
been added to this by mistake, so we can make our corrections
and remove you from the crazy person list.
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