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Uncl Bill is a Idjit
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Will in New Haven
May 21, 2013, 9:42:50 AM5/21/13
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Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too
humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,
beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.
Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and
fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute
piggy?
An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted.
But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR
you tookd of diss cute piggy?
An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had
da gud sens to shutted up.
Watta ijit.
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WooToo, for her Hous
humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,
beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.
Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and
fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it was a cute
piggy?
An he tole me an Ant Micki an Sammy bout it. An we thot it was cuted.
But then I ast, akshooly Ant Micki ast firstest, wher is da PIKSHOR
you tookd of diss cute piggy?
An he sed "I dint hab no camra" an we awl lookd at his fon. An he had
da gud sens to shutted up.
Watta ijit.
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WooToo, for her Hous
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
May 21, 2013, 11:29:28 PM5/21/13
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"Will in New Haven" <willre...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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DummMeowmee'z fone died...I meen reeeleee died...batery stoppt!
Sew hur gottid a "shmart fone" an day sed hur kud keep hur $25/250
minitz/3 mumfz.
Uh huh? Hur kudint go on da web, uhr poot hur pitchurz on hur PC ur
nuffin elz wiffowt payin lotza bukz muur..
Hur went bak in an traydid it furra 100 Eye Cue modul, awlmozt lyke hur
had fur da 5 yeerz b-fur!.
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Pi2�nya AKA Sweetee
Unclefred
May 22, 2013, 10:14:32 AM5/22/13
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Dose fone komapnies can getcha effen if yor smart. Dey werks
furry hard at it. It doesn't mean her is an idjit... and Unca Bill,
well, he's just furgetful like Fred. Don't expect tuu much furom dem.
Dey's only hooman.
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Clawdius
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furry hard at it. It doesn't mean her is an idjit... and Unca Bill,
well, he's just furgetful like Fred. Don't expect tuu much furom dem.
Dey's only hooman.
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Regards,
Clawdius
Cleo da Clingon
Jun 15, 2013, 5:11:00 PM6/15/13
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Cleo.
Mosey=^ ..^=
Jun 16, 2013, 12:20:34 AM6/16/13
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"Cleo da Clingon" wrote in message
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Mosey
Will in New Haven
Jun 17, 2013, 9:45:09 AM6/17/13
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No, uncl Bill don' stract no Scottish. He drink Wile Turkeybird
burbun. He do play da bagpipe musik on his noinsemaker wunc in awile.
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WooToo
Aunti Kyla =^ ..^=
Jun 19, 2013, 7:13:33 PM6/19/13
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"Cleo da Clingon" wrote in message
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Nun uf dem heer r reely ijits, jest sili hoominz. yeUP
Weh cats n goggies RNT ijit'z at awl. Nope.
Mosey
Aunti Kyla =^ ..^=
Jun 28, 2013, 12:46:52 AM6/28/13
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"Cleo da Clingon" wrote in message
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Weh i noe owr Mom n Pa kan beh dem, but yu r awl rite, dey r unly hoominz.
Mosey fur hiz happy but hawt hous.
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