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Emily Breed

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Jan 12, 1995, 12:33:17 PM1/12/95

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In article <D2AF4...@ul.ie>, JANE GRIBBON <GRIB...@ul.ie> wrote:
>Does anybody have any idea for how long to roast a Budgie.
>Mine just died and I don't want it to go to waste.
>
>gp

Flamebait? Or someone who left her terminal unattended? You make the
call...

-- Emily

dxr124

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Jan 12, 1995, 12:33:54 PM1/12/95

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In article <D2AF4...@ul.ie>
GRIB...@ul.ie (JANE GRIBBON) writes:

> Does anybody have any idea for how long to roast a Budgie.
> Mine just died and I don't want it to go to waste.

I personally find this idea revolting. But if your serious, maybe you could
leave it outside for some wild animals to eat.

ejlin

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Jan 12, 1995, 1:34:12 PM1/12/95

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In <D2AF4...@ul.ie> GRIB...@ul.ie (JANE GRIBBON) writes:

>Does anybody have any idea for how long to roast a Budgie.
>Mine just died and I don't want it to go to waste.

>gp

>->Insert .sig here<-

Yes, I have a very good recipe; hope it works:

1. Prepare the bird for a decent and kind burial.

2. Melt some butter. Mix it with fresh herbs and garlic.

3. Preheat the oven to 350.

4. Place the butter mixture in the bathtub.

5. Place *YOURSELF* in the butter mixture and roll around until fully
coated.

6. Place *YOURSELF* in the preheated oven.

7. Tell your SO not to let your out until you are completely dead and
your flesh is a nice toasty brown.

8. Have your SO call the exterminator to remove your caracas to the town
dump.

Love and kisses,
Ellen

Morgan Miakoda Freeman

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Jan 12, 1995, 1:47:13 PM1/12/95

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GRIB...@ul.ie writes:
> Does anybody have any idea for how long to roast a Budgie.
> Mine just died and I don't want it to go to waste.
>
> gp
>
> ->Insert .sig here<-

Very f*cking funny. Bad taste joke (I hope). Why waste the
bandwidth.....there's one in every bunch.
f*
--

Gabrielle

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Jan 12, 1995, 2:38:16 PM1/12/95

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JANE GRIBBON (GRIB...@ul.ie) wrote:
: Does anybody have any idea for how long to roast a Budgie.

: Mine just died and I don't want it to go to waste.

: gp

: ->Insert .sig here<-

Well, though you might think you are being morbid, it is my understanding
that the word BUDGIE is short for BUDGERIGAR, which is Aboriginal for
"good to eat". But don't ask me... I've never tasted one.

--
gabr...@norden1.com

the End

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Jan 12, 1995, 4:01:24 PM1/12/95

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This reply, perhaps unknowingly, is what we referred to back in my
college fraternity days as the "double-reverse goon". Who is getting
the best of whom ? (eg. He-you can't be serious, can you ?) Very amusing,
let's not all try to demostrate how sensitive and caring we are about our
"babies" by posting indignant follow-ups.

Definitely qualified for "alt.humor.best-of-internet".

Jim

Anu P Virtanen

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Jan 12, 1995, 4:12:50 PM1/12/95

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JANE GRIBBON (GRIB...@ul.ie) wrote:
: Does anybody have any idea for how long to roast a Budgie.

: Mine just died and I don't want it to go to waste.

: gp

: ->Insert .sig here<-

Sorry, but you didn't win the 'Best joke of the year' award!

JANE GRIBBON

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Jan 12, 1995, 5:14:30 AM1/12/95

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Vinny Hrovat

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Jan 13, 1995, 2:22:16 AM1/13/95

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jgr...@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (the End) wrote:

>amusing, let's not all try to demostrate how sensitive
>and caring we are about our "babies" by posting
>indignant follow-ups.

Yeah it was just a troll, a post designed to cause trouble.
They happen.

---

Vinny Hrovat

Sarah Folkes

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Jan 14, 1995, 3:57:27 AM1/14/95

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I couldn't have said it better. What is wrong with you? I hope you befall
the same fate as your sweet innocent bird. It people like you, that
make babies like Jeffrey Dahmer.

ejlin (ej...@panix.com)