Is sex work?
Chuck Norris
A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his
staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the
captain
decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and
he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much
of it was "pleasure?"
A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon
his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be
100% pleasure."
The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the enlisted man.
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From earners to yearners. Obamanomics!
From makers to takers. Obamanomics!
Chuck Norris
Squire
Linus asked Chuckie one time.."Chuckie have ya
ever been drunk enough to kiss a woman's Navel ??"
Chuckie replyed.." Hell, I've been drunker than that.."
HAW HAW
EWW
Frank Howell
Is this not OT?
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Frank Howell
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"Chuck Norris" <hamgu...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Is sex work?
>
It would for you, having to place the little maggot in traction and all.
Lone Haranguer
Eddy's theme song "I wonder whose kissing her now".
Eddy couldn't find the target zone so he was replaced.
LZ
Squire
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I got ya that time , didn't I Linus ?...HA HA HA....
That big fat German girl had to "help" you, your
first time...She said, "Vots Ze Matter Shotze ?"
"You Vone Sceert Ved Cofp? "
One thing about it was, She didn't sweat much
for a fat woman, did she Linus ?
HAW HAW HAW
Eddy
Lone Haranguer
> That big fat German girl had to "help" you, your
> first time...She said, "Vots Ze Matter Shotze ?"
> "You Vone Sceert Ved Cofp? "
What language is your girl friend speaking?
LZ
Squire
That was my feeble attempt at German, Linus...
I can't speak it, nor do I give a shit about
learning it...
Eddy
Mike Hendrix
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Frank, I don't think that SEX is ever OT, but I may be mistaken. VBG
mike
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Squire
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Mike,
Ol' Linus got up one morning ,about two months ago, and
expounded , to the group, on how he sat and waited for his lovely
wife to awaken so he could have sex with her........
I started to post : BRAVO !! for him, but knew he had to
still be a sleep and dreaming, so I didn't post anything....HAR HAR...
That Ol' Rooster might have had it 5 or 6 yrs. ago, if he was lucky...
Eddy
Lone Haranguer
> That Ol' Rooster might have had it 5 or 6 yrs. ago, if he was lucky...
>
> Eddy
Speaking based on your own experiences, Eddy? You must have limp genes.
My red-headed grandfather was a local scandal for romancing widows while
well into his 80's.
And he had enough pep left over to split a big pile of firewood after
spending the night so the neighbors always
knew about his visits....
His wife had died years before.
LZ
Squire
That was yer Grandfather Linus......
After winning the Chink War and all the "Hell" you went thru,
you probably have ED and are drinking Viagra by the gallon, just
to get a tingle....LOL
Eddy
Hu Mi
2df1aa...@n22g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
> After winning the Chink War and all the "Hell" you went thru,
> you probably have ED and are drinking Viagra by the gallon, just
> to get a tingle....LOL
That only applies to Radical Liberals, Eddy, like you.
--
"A general dissolution of principles and manners will more surely overthrow
the liberties of America than the whole force of the common enemy." --
Samuel Adams
Lone Haranguer
> On Oct 27, 5:42 pm, Lone Haranguer <linus...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Squire wrote:
>>> That Ol' Rooster might have had it 5 or 6 yrs. ago, if he was lucky...
>>> Eddy
>> Speaking based on your own experiences, Eddy? You must have limp genes.
>>
>> My red-headed grandfather was a local scandal for romancing widows while
>> well into his 80's.
>> And he had enough pep left over to split a big pile of firewood after
>> spending the night so the neighbors always
>> knew about his visits....
>>
>> His wife had died years before.
>> LZ
>
> That was yer Grandfather Linus......
You have heard about genes and heredity, I take it?
>
> After winning the Chink War and all the "Hell" you went thru,
We never won that war....still have only a cease fire in place after 56
years but I know I did my share to see that we won it and so did my
fellow crew members. We did what we were asked to do......and nearly
all of us were volunteers.
http://www.militaryfactory.com/aircraft/detail.asp?aircraft_id=91
The A-26B and A-26C saw extended use in the upcoming Korean War with at
least 37 aircraft in hand on June 25, 1950. Elements of the 3rd
Bombardment Group (8th, 13th and 90th Squadrons) were some of the first
units put into action in the conflict, launching from Japanese bases to
strike targets on the peninsula. Later that year, group strength
increased to 90 aircraft. These Invaders could be counted on to operate
at low levels in the dark of night, maneuvering over and around the
dangerous mountain terrain in Korea. Invaders would be credited with
thousands of enemy vehicles destroyed by the end of the war, totaling
some 232,000 flight hours and close to 20 million rounds of 12.7mm
ammunition fired. Initially, Invaders stationed in Japan were intended
to provide cover fire for US citizens evacuating the South Korean
capital of Seoul. But by June 29, 1950, the aircraft was directly
hitting North Korea targets as required. The B-26 proved an invaluable
asset in the disruption of supply lines running along known roads where
the Invader could bring the brunt of its firepower to bear on unarmored
targets. Tactics changed with operational experience and Invader crews
learned to bomb with precision those moving targets that they may have -
in past sorties - attempted to strafe with their guns. Invaders targeted
airfields with equal fervor, utilizing their formidable bombloads
(including napalm) along with their machine guns and rockets against
targets of opportunity. The A-26 itself proved a success in its night
missions though the foe proved undoubtedly resilient, able to change
their routing patterns on the ground in reaction to American attack
patterns.
B-26 aircraft would also be the last USAF aircraft to drop ordnance in
the conflict before the cessation of hostilities. After the war, a North
Korean general would admit that the B-26 was one of the most feared
weapons of the conflict - such was its terrorizing reach on ground
targets at night.
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What was your contribution, Eddy? Cutting the grass at some base in
Florida?
> you probably have ED and are drinking Viagra by the gallon, just
> to get a tingle....LOL
I don't think Viagra is recommended for those taking high blood pressure
medicine.
Maybe you should consider a penile implant?
LZ
>
> Eddy
Carl A. in FL
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> What was your contribution, Eddy? Cutting the grass at some base in
> Florida?
>
>> you probably have ED and are drinking Viagra by the gallon, just
>> to get a tingle....LOL
>
> I don't think Viagra is recommended for those taking high blood pressure
> medicine.
>
> Maybe you should consider a penile implant?
> LZ
Isn't it a prerequisite for an implant that there is something to implant
into?
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CHA in FL
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Chuck Norris
I presume all/most RVers are still interested in sex. Not you?
<G>
Lone Haranguer
> "Lone Haranguer" <linu...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:7kpkqpF...@mid.individual.net...
>> What was your contribution, Eddy? Cutting the grass at some base in
>> Florida?
>>
>>> you probably have ED and are drinking Viagra by the gallon, just
>>> to get a tingle....LOL
>>
>> I don't think Viagra is recommended for those taking high blood
>> pressure medicine.
>>
>> Maybe you should consider a penile implant?
>> LZ
>
> Isn't it a prerequisite for an implant that there is something to
> implant into?
UPS has been delivering ExtenZe® to Eddy for months now. They should be
able to find SOMETHING.
LZ
Lone Haranguer
> On Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:32:23 -0700, "Frank Howell"
>
> I presume all/most RVers are still interested in sex. Not you?
>
> <G>
Sex in an RV with rain falling on the roof is blissful.....
LZ
Mike Hendrix
Linus, you do have an amazing memory. VBG
mike
--
Lone Haranguer
Yep. It hasn't rained here lately. :)
LZ
Zandermax
Squire
> "Lone Haranguer" <linus...@gmail.com> wrote in message
Carl....I don't brag like Ol' Linus, but I'll tell ya what happened
to me one time in Mexico....
I, and some of my buddys, went down to Larado to look around.
We were in our early 20s...
We wound up in "Boy's Town" and one of the "houses"...
I selected a young pretty girl and went into a room with her.
When I dropped my drawers, she left the room in a hurry,
shouting..."Ching Ow !!...That guy too many peters !! "
HAW HAW
Eddy
Carl A. in FL
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HAW HAW
Eddy
Sorry to hear that you are equipped like an octopus. It's a fairly rare
medical condition, but can be operated.
Maybe if you tied all of them together, the bundle might work for you.
Squire
> "Squire" <eww0...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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LOL !!!
Eddy
Chuck Norris
Eight strands of angel hair pasta braided is still limp noodle!
HAW HAW